I'm a game tester.
Ask me anything
When will you learn how to play?
>game testers found the fame too difficult
Damn cucks
>>337592590
ummm, what?
>>337592396
What should I have for breakfast?
>>337592626
Do they make you do all sorts of random, bizarre shit in each area of the game to discover strange bugs that eventually get overlooked and wind up in speedruns?
>>337592396
Whats your favorite game.
>>337592650
what do you have itch for?
Myself i would eat some eggs and bacon right now
How many times did you jump in the corner this time?
>>337592396
How many exterior collisions do you perform a day
>>337592742
depends what task you get for the day, some may test multiplayer if the game has one, some just do exploratory testing (lke play game normally) others do destructive testing so things that players don't or shouldn't do etc...
>>337592756
Of all time i guess Warhammer Dark Omen
Nowaday i don't reallly have favourite one.
>>337592850
never did any desu
Do you feel any guilt for shitty games that you test getting released?
>>337592396
Do you lie often on the Internet?
What about 4chan specifically?
Do you go to reddit?
When did you save to your computer the picture you posted as OP?
>>337592736
he should have laughed in their faces
fucking retards
>>337592396
What's the weirdest / most interesting bug you've ever found and what game was it in?
>>337592590
2 different things bro
>>337592736
This small little story will never cease to get me at least a little upset. True or not, I know these people exist in some form out there.
>>337592396
how much do you hate your life? are the devs passive agressive and cunty when you find a bug?
>>337592396
Qloc get back to work pls