Overwatch had 10 million beta players
Didn't you get the memo ? It was 10 million marketers
Thicc
WoW had over 10 million people who paid for the game, addons and monthly fees once.
>>337555989
Now its a ghost town.
>>337555989
but how many will actually buy the game? I'd be interested to see how many preorders happened over the beta period personally.
>>337555989
G O R D A
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>>337556218
C H U B B Y
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>>337555989
9.7 is not 10 million moron
>>337556338
Wow. You're pretty fucking picky.
>>337555989
So did your mom.
at even just 1/10th of that, Blizzard will have made a gross of 40-60 mil off Overwatch
>>337555989
>10 million beta players
>that many beta's interested in cuckwatch
I'm not surprised.
League has 10x and more the amount of people. So what?
And I have one huge boner
>>337555989
free beta on multiple platforms, no fucking shit retard
>>337556218
>>337556282
>>337556491
now post her hairline
overwatch will be game of the year 2016 and /v/ hates the fact that this is true
This has to be the laziest cosplay ever.
>>337556491
>>337555989
According to /v/ that kind of jaw should be impossible.
I want to give Eclair 10 million liters of semen
>>337555989
>>337556491
who is he?
>>337555989
I want to eat her poop
>>337555989
where is the penis?
>>337556736
In your ass, faggot.
>>337555989
can we admit its because Blizz manage to dupe SJW and faGGot at same time?
when they say 'body diversity' they never except some thick fetish
Can someone explain to me how a girl with a body like this is under 100lbs?
I'm having a hard time not just assuming she's lying through her teeth about her weight
>>337556736
>expecting his little Asian dick to be able to poke out high enough to see.
>>337556614
who dis
>>337556906
maybe under 150 cm tall
>>337556906
Tit implants and born with good hips.
Did you know that Hots had some thiq too?
Jesus christ I want to be smothered by that purple elf ass.
>>337556906
Does it matter? Weird thing to get hung up about.
>>337556906
a girl lying?
NEVER.
>>337556626
https://twitter.com/theawakened_
>>337555989
>people who play video games are betas
Who woulda thunk
>>337556906
She's healthy and probably works out to keep herself toned?
>>337556995
Is something immedeatly thicc if it has some hips and ass?
>>337556906
>girl
That is a korean man anon
>>337555989
Recommend porn stars like her, pls.
>>337555989
looks nothing like mei and isnt obese, just short
>>337555989
Because Alphas don't bother with shit games.
>>337556614
>Her big bald boyfriend fucks those titties every night and you will never so much as touch them
[citation needed]
>>337557006
I'm also hung up about the fact that her boyfriend is a disgusting beaner who looks like a shitty rip-off of Ricardo Diaz from Vice City. Looking at someone else and thinking "I look way better than them" is generally a shitty thing to do, but there's a point where eventually that's the goddamn truth, and I know for sure I look way better than him.
>>337557053
Considering that almost nothing now days does, then yes.
It's all skinny bitches
>>337557053
>Toned, fat thighs
>Wide hips
>Large ass
>Small waist
>Heavy chest
That's THICK.
>>337557296
I feel sorry for you, supreme gentleman
>>337556602
>According to /v/ that kind of jaw should be impossible.
>According to /v/
Learn to spot the tumblrinas.
This is a real THICC girl.
Educate yourselves:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PP1pmL-fNPQ
>>337557417
I want her to sit on my face until I expire
>>337557161
maik mony and you can touch tiddies
>>337557348
ugly men don't deserve passable girlfriends, thats what ugly women are for
>>337557417
>people taking black dps seriously
>>337555989
the waifubait is strong
its kinda sad that annoying delusional waifufaggots are gonna increase and spread more and more over the ineternet.
>>337557161
I can go to a toy store and fondle larger amounts of plastic, if I choose so.
>>337556614
Adrian Brody checking her out when she gets up.
>>337555989
That jawline is amazing. It's just like my Japanese animes.
>>337557462
m'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'lady'lady'lady'lady'lady'lady
*tipping intesifies*
"He's fast...."
*several fedoras falls down onto head*
You have yet to experience my true power fool.....
*tips you on the head with cane and turns around as cape swooshes*
"So THIS... is the... power of... the fedora...."
Hehe... as expected from a fool like you. Saynora as they say in Japan....
*shoots you with gunblade*
*it was a hologram*
They sure were
>>337555989
That's like anuddah shoah!
>look her up on twitter
>few thousand followers and her tweets always get a lot of retweets and replies because she's a fucking bombshell
>but she's one of those girls that can't go 2 minutes without mentioning her boyfriend
>her boyfriend barely has 100 followers
>nobody ever retweets or gives a shit about what he has to say
>Even his pinned tweet only has one of each
Why the fuck would you ever date someone hot who posts pictures of themselves online, that's playing Cuck Simulator 2016 on Nightmare Mode
>>337556405
>300.000 people is being picky
How do you even manage your bills?
>>337557892
true as hell, if a girl has 1k followers on any social media she's not gf material, unless you're a true blue cuck
>>337557892
cause you're still the one fucking her idiot
>>337557892
Well when you get hands on access to tits like those does it really matter?
>>337557892
Because she's hot as fuck, you get to stick your dick in her, and cosplay is pretty cool but that's a secret so don't tell anyone.
>>337557892
>this post
Because he ultimately still taps that ass and not anyone else?
>>337557338
>white feet
For what purpose. Literally ruined.
>>337557040
>gaming enthusiast
>971 pictures
That's alot of free time making pictures instead of playing videogames.
>>337558113
Because she was standing while she got spraypainted, you idiot.
>>337555989
She's pretty, yeah, we get it. Do you really need to post her every two seconds? It's basically that InuitInua shit all over again.
>>337557296
>I came across this Asian guy who was talking to a white girl. The sight of that filled me with rage. I always felt as if white girls thought less of me because I was half-Asian, but then I see this white girl at the party talking to a full-blooded Asian. I never had that kind of attention from a white girl! And white girls are the only girls I’m attracted to, especially the blondes. How could an ugly Asian attract the attention of a white girl, while a beautiful Eurasian like myself never had any attention from them? I thought with rage. I glared at them for a bit, and then decided I had been insulted enough. I angrily walked toward them and bumped the Asian guy aside, trying to act cocky and arrogant to both the boy and the girl. My drunken state got the better of me, and I almost fell over to the floor after a few minutes of this. They said something along the lines that I was very drunk and that I needed to get some water, so I angrily left them and went out to the front yard, where the main partying happened. Rage fumed inside me as I realized that I just walked away from that confrontation, so I rushed back into the house and spitefully insulted the Asian before walking outside again.
>>337557892
>Date hot chick
>She posts pictures of herself online
>People give her free shit
>They all want to fuck her
>They can't
>But she still takes their free shit
>You can
>She chose you
>They all value her
>And she values you above them
It's hard to keep up with the competition, but the feeling you get when dating a women other men lust after is fucking amazing. It's like being at war with the entire world, and winning. Nothing is a bigger ego booster.
>>337558116
Lot if it is meme ass reaction pictures.
>>337557892
>confirmed for never having met a woman.
I doubt you'd ever find a hot girl who doesn't post hot pictures of themselves online who doesn't come from a shitty third world country.
>>337555989
Nice Thick.
I really enjoyed the overwatched trailer too. I can't wait for them to make another one.
Pretty sure the game is going to be shit, but Blizzard is a trailer making company now.
And best of all:
Their product is free.
>>337557892
Calm your autism anon, she looks like garbage without makeup + bald spots in her head
>>337557892
Is "millennial" or "cuck" misused more by retards on /v/ these days?
>>337558330
spotted the millenial cuck blizzshill buzzwords how much do they pay you
>>337558201
Thank you supreme gentleman
>>337558330
Cuck
- the term is also applied to males who are unwittingly investing parental effort in offspring that are not genetically their own.[1]
>>337557892
Because you're basically winning. You get to laugh at the thousands of people who would jump through fire to get with your gf and then at night she's yours to fuck until she passes out
>>337558287
Overwatch isn't free2play
>>337555989
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PP1pmL-fNPQ
>>337557417source is yesjulz
>>337558531
LOW
>>337555989
Well why WOULDN'T you try a new blizzard game for free? It was alright but I'd never pay more than maybe 10 buckaroos for it.
>>337558571
MOLESTED
>>337555989
>not 10 million nu-male players
fuck /v/ is terrible
>>337557892
>Giving a single shit about how many followers someone has
>When he gets to have sex with her every night
Holy shit how retarded are you, anon?
>>337558586
COON
>>337558571
tier...
>>337555989
>SWN SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH
>>337558626
Keep anime on /a/
>>337558531
>>337558626
>get to fuck your girlfriend every night
well at least you outed yourself as a virgin that's never had a gf
>>337558718
check my 7 lmao
>>337558531
>i'm a nerd, i just lift
BASED
AS
FUCK
>>337558531
>>337558571
>>337558586
>>337558647
>no one's posted it yet
14:25 onwards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2TgvA4Sl8Q
name a video game player who ISN'T a beta
>>337556614
What is this?
>>337556139great work anon, now im reinstalling it
>>337558845
I'm surprised my old guild master from WoW Dalavesta isn't on this
She has her own ED page so I thought what she did was relatively known
>>337556218
Es
G R U E S A
Care verga a aprende a usar los adjectivos bien ,Mexicano ignorante
>>337558978
You're going to be beheaded for that post.
>>337558978
nobody actually wants to talk in Spanish though.
t. chicano
>>337557417
stop shilling your video nigger
>>337558978
if I were Mexican I'd prefer girls like Shika to be honest
I used to think Mexicans were nothing but shitskins whose women destroy property when they get angry but I guess some of them got whitewashed somehow and turned out hot as fuck
>>337558764
>Not fucking your girlfriend every night, giving her multiple organisation each time, making her want it several times a day
>>337555989
>Overwatch had 10 million beta players
Good. It was fun as fuck to play. I only hope DOOM is as good.
Also hype for BF1 and Cowadooty IW.
>>337556139
OUR LEADERSH
>>337558978
That's portuguese you filthy peruvian fuck.
>>337559121
>slut high heelsmy dick
>>337559121
yes, mexican girls are white
>>337558845
Bulbapedo admin should be on this list
>yfw when Widowmaker is rezzed by Mercy, she'll occasionally cry out for her husband or wish she was still dead
When is there gonna be a pre-corruption skin?
>>337557053
it's either sticks or thick these days
and stop calling it thicc you fucking morons you're nothing special for liking fat cows
>>337555989
That jaw is too thin to be real
She is qt now but she probably looked like this at some point
>>337559164
*orgasms
Damn auto-correct.
>>337558764
Haha nigga do you not get to fuck your girlfriend every night? How fucking beta can you be?
>>337557892
>fucking someone the internet wants to fuck is being a cuck
you people really are beyond saving
>>337558718
just like how there's only video game discussion on /v/
>>337558116
>picture takes one second
>971 seconds is a long time to no play video games
>>337557497
He's right in that video, though, you have to admit.
>>337559386
So? Anyone actually thinking of marrying one of those things is an idiot anyway.
>>337559563
>implying she didn't take roughly 30 pictures and chose one out of the lot every time
>>337558116
How ugly are you that you never take pictures? Shit takes no time at all.
>>337555989
>people who play overwatch are all betas and there are 10 million of them
Dam
>>337558498
Overwatch the game isn't blizzard's product.
Blizzard's product is the neat little animated character intros.
The 'game' itself is just a junky 'side' thing you can purchase to support the developer of the animated shorts.
I think with this perspective, Blizzard as a company doesn't seem so bad.
>>337555989
A-Mei-zing!
>>337559651
take a picture of yourself and post it here right now supermodel
>>337555989
I want to rub her tummy because it kinda stares at me.But she seems like a stupid bitch so ... I might not want to.
Oh and I'm going to guess that 10mil beta players will result in about 2 mil sales.
>>337559386
>my potions are too strong for you traveler
>>337559809
Sure, here you go fagboi
>>337559925
I want to cum inside of that soft tummy, I don't even care if for some reason a girl that deliciously thick doesn't have a fat ass
>>337557572
Those are not fake you dumb fuck
>>337559809
>>337560098
when did Smooth McGroove start working out
>>337555989
All a bunch of betas.
>>337557892
A lot of people here don't seem to realize that having that level of attention constantly does not pass without consequences
>>337559651
>>337558116
Neo v apologists, fucking narcissists.
>>337560239
I can't think of a single semi-popular girl online that hasn't turned into a complete slut the more popular she got. That collage of Panser from Trade Chat is a perfect visual representation of what happens to a girl the more popular she gets.
>>337560459
>That collage
I haven't seen it, somebody post it please.
>>337560082
look at this boy haha boy
>>337560459
Hafu
>>337560748
>naming someone who specifically has nudes online
got me to reply
>>337560748
who?
Overwatch's beta was open to everyone, right?
>>337557050
>toned
>>337560803
no, not the Chinese
Why does she has have 3 different accents?
Her command lines have a lisp
Her story lines have are minor nordic
Her flavor lines are American
>>337559927
underrated
>>337560459
>That collage of Panser
Please post
>>337557226
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/overwatchs-wildly-successful-beta-attracted-almost/1100-6439762/
http://venturebeat.com/2016/05/12/overwatchs-open-beta-attracted-a-whopping-9-7-million-players-a-blizzard-record/
http://www.pcgamesn.com/overwatch/overwatchs-open-beta-had-almost-10-million-players
http://www.kotaku.com.au/2016/05/nearly-10-million-people-gave-the-overwatch-open-beta-a-go/
http://www.ign.com/articles/2016/05/12/97-million-people-played-overwatchs-open-beta
https://www.halowaypoint.com/en-us/forums/f9237adeaf1742c09de144d7bf3f7507/topics/10-million-players-on-overwatch-beta/740ec43f-6ea8-4618-aa1b-d3076f66173a/posts
http://www.cnet.com/news/overwatch-beta-9-7-million-players/
http://www.pcgamer.com/the-overwatch-open-beta-was-played-by-more-than-97-million-people/
>>337561081
Because her voice actress is fucking shit just like Mei in general.
>>337557892
Perhaps he simply don't care and is in just for the pussy anyway.
>>337561160
I don't have it myself, I was hoping someone else would have it or else I wouldn't have posted the resume guy
It's a bunch of chronological pictures of her going from being relatively sweet and cute when she first started making videos to the pink-haired tattooed rat she is today. The amount of unnecessary visual clutter behind her in the photos increases as well
>>337557892
>That guy has a girlfriend!
>He must be a cuck, that means he's more of a loser than me!
You've finally done it you beta, you've invented a word to make you feel not worthless for not having a girlfriend, while still not having a girlfriend
>it's an /r9k/ meets /cgl/ thread
Holy moly, and yet we get people here regularly making threads complaining about the fact that /v/'s used as a whipping boy by most of the other major boards
The vast majority of you really need tochill outand stop getting so hung-up about the personal lives of some random and her bf who are both complete nobodies.
>>337561163
>we wont share our blizzard sub2million sub numbers
>but we'll share our F2P game designed by the richest most well funded game development comp on earth and the game will still be broken garbage by release
Woop Blizazrd xDXDXD
>>337557417
Gonna need a source. Please tell me it isn't that LTG video.
>>337561379
not having a girlfriend doesn't make you worthless.
irrelevant in the eyes of most people, yes, but not worthless.
>>337557892
I know right, this is just like dating a woman who wears tight pants when she goes outside.
Fucking women, when will they understand dressing sexily is to be done exclusively to satisfy their man, and only within the privacy of their home.
People ITT actually excited about another Blizz shitfest of a game, hilarious.
>>337561627
girls only wear yoga pants because they know guys are gonna stare
if your girlfriend is still wearing yoga pants when she goes out by herself she's looking to upgrade
>>337557892
>this fucking post
>someone had to think like this to come to this conclusion
>>337556218
Gorda es correcto, sudaca de mierda.
>>337560098
You're not the real Alphaomegasin!Or are you?
>>337555989
>>337556491
>fake glasses
ruined it
>>337561836
He does actually post here though, he makes a lot of those threads about himself.
>>337557050
>toned
Kill yourself fat cunt
>>337561747
Sounding really convinced in what you say doesn't make it any less stupid.
>>337555989
10 millions Beta? Man, this site makes me think there are more.
>>337561890
oh damn
>>337556139
Holy fuck my sides. Thanks anon.
>>337561898
being retarded and not knowing how women work doesn't make you any less retarded, the only things that matter to a woman is how hot the guy is and his pay grade
>>337556139
underrated post
and its because most of /v/ is 12 so they don't remember this game.
>>337561994
>12
Be fair, I'd say this shitty threads probably indicates that most are at least 16.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZcgBzHJQpo
>>337558116
That's what beautiful people do. It increases their value and lowers the entry-bar for every activity they perform.
>>337561994
I never imagined people would be calling others underaged for not remembering fucking MW of all things.
Were you 6 when that game came out or something?
>>337556584
I hate the game, but goddamn do they make cool skins for their characters
>>337557892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PP1pmL-fNPQ
Because nigga realize that those bitches ain't ever gonna give 2 shits about those limp-dicked shit-stains who like their photos or retweet their shitty posts. He's the one who has the ass, not all those thousands of followers you dumbass.
>Look at her instagram
>in one of the comments on her pictures she says she's only 5'
More proof that shortstacks are literally the best thing to ever happen to mankind
>>337555989
Finally, a character that chubby asians can adequately cosplay.
>>337562283
Modern warfare was 9 years ago anon.
>>337561990
Yeah it's only your minefield of a face and your NEET status that scares away women, your winning personality doesn't have anything to do with that.
>>337562365
Lord just kill me now.
>>337562163
>implying uggos would understand how beautiful people think
>>337562441
Later..
>>337556338
Actually I dont think it was exactly 9.7
>>337562506
>>337562354
>liking midgets
Yeah no
>>337562354
sure, as long as you aren't a <6'' manlet
>>337562390
you usually need a screen when you use a projector
>>337562354
>>337556906
Her meiko is on point.
She looks just like her, i just wish she would wear what Meiko actually wears.
>>337562564
you don't have to be short to appreciate short girls, there's nothing better than a girl so short you can rest your chin on the top of their head when you hug them
>>337556614
Fucking Adrian Brody in the background
>>337558116
Thats what attention seeking slutty whores do
>>337562679
There's nothing worse than trying to kiss a short girl.
>>337562827
>not wanting them to have to get on their toes to kiss you
girls around 5'6" are a diamond dozen and anything taller than that is Amazon-tier, short's the only way to go
>>337562564
>caring about height
lmao
>>337562889
>wanting to break your back/neck everytime you try to kiss them
5'6 and up is the best if you disagree you're one of those people that never learn
>>337555989
Of course it did. It was free.
It was also advertised and molded to be a competitive MLG game, so of course it's gonna attract an ocean of retards.
>>337562974
>am 6'1"
>that feel when my waifu is only a couple inches shorter than me
>>337561747
Are you retard ?
My GF uses yoga pants because they are fucking confy, specially during her period.
She even let me try one and I must say, she is wright.
>when the yoga squeeze my bulge
>>337563115
gay lol
>>337556995
>go to strip club to give my friend who works at the front desk my half of the phone bill
>she tells me to go grab a drink and we'll hang out when she gets off the clock
>giant dominican girl comes up and starts chit chatting
>huge ass
>ugly fake tits though that are all mishapen and feel busted and wrought with "bag wrinkles"
>get 2 dances anyway
>worst dances I've ever had in my life
>not even rubbing her giant beautiful ass gave me even a twitch because she was such a bad dancer
>friend laughs at me because her friend and her were just joking about how that dancer gives horrible dances
Not all that glitters is gold, it seems.
>>337563042
didn't she date that twilight dude that is like 5'8?
>this is her bf
What are you doing with your life, /v/?
>>337555989
omfg mei is bae omfg
>>337563396
>What are you doing with your life, /v/?
too busy not having a bald girlfriend
>>337563396
what the fuck is with her eyebrow
>>337563396
not dating a fat Jessica Nigri, that combover isn't fooling anyone
>>337563339
Whining and gossiping on imageboards, of course.
>>337563396
lel
balding at 19
>>337563042
>3DPD
>waifu
>>337556139
Well fucking played!
>>337562673
who is she?
>>337556442
> can't even use apostrophes correctly
> thinks we should take his post seriously
>>337563408
postfatMei.
>>337556906
She's probably short.
>>337557338
>toned, fat
>at the same time
Please stop.
i don't get it. why is everyone hyped for overwatch? the gunplay in this game didn't seem as fun as tf2.
>>337563563
a prison school character
>>337555989
This could have been you, instead you are a fucking looser.
>>337563751
I meant the cosplayer
>people play alphas and betas if they are free
BIG FUCKING NEWS!
>>337559105
>>337561505
It is, and I completely agree with LTG for once.
>>337563645
and she has no ass, what weighs the most in girls is the ass and legs
>>337557892
Honestly, I'm surprised they didn't keep their relationship on the down low, and instead have her cosplay while streaming with a donation link.
Both her and her boyfriend would be swimming in autismbux.
>>337563769
>birds of an ugly feather flock together
what a surprise
>>337562564
I dated a girl who was a few inches taller than me.
Made shower sex so much more easier.
>>337556614
are we going to get a fucking sauce in here anytime soon.
>>337563779
someone linked her man. just check the top of the thread. I don't even remember her twitter name.
>>337563848
>autismbux
>implying twitch camwhores don't make bank off of arabian oil princes
>>337563865
This is my fetish
>>337563865
>dude I had sex xD
Epic blog
>>337563939
Sorry you're a sad virgin.
>>337563871
thanks! found it
>>337557040
>>337563779
Some minor cosplayer who did a Mei costume about a week ago that got quite a few views on Reddit and tumblr. OP's been posting her around all day and it's encouraging a seemingly disproportionate amount of complete sperging out here for what it is.Someone linked her one of the threads here and unsurprisingly, she wasn't very amused.
>>337563849
So salty
>>337562564
eh 5'11 i'm cool with it.
>>337563935
She's a big girl.
>>337563982
Fuck off back to your hugbox nigger
>>>/soc/
why would anyone care about this game except for the waifus?
>>337563939
it's true though, my gf is kinda short so we can't fuck standing up
>>337564036
>not wanting to fuck a balding midget that settled for Dime Store Marcus Kincaid means you're mad
I wonder what all these stream and cosplay whores will look like in 15 years.
I take it most of them are late teens/early twenties?
>>337561890
I've never actually seen a thread about him, go figure.
>>337564074
FOR ME, NOT FOR YOU
GET OUT
>>337563904
How do we know some of them aren't autistic anyway?
