Were there any references to "anti-aug" movements in the original Deus Ex?
Nope. And why would there be? Why would anyone hate another person with augs in the real world?
>>337524227
>>337524373
Yes actually, everyone in the game hated anyone with augs and the history mentioned an uprising of augmented people
>>337524373
ur naive
>>337524373
>Why would anyone hate another person with augs in the real world?
jealousy
>>337524373
i am just wondering because it was so heavily featured in the 'prequel' HR
>>337524227
People hated augs why?
>>337524373
People are literally getting attacked for wearing Google Glass IRL
>>337524373
>Why would anyone hate another person with augs in the real world?
Man people bitch and moan about others wearing clothes they don't like.
>>337524732
Google glass is retarded as fuck though. Who would you rather make fun of? A guy with a solid metal fist, or a tool with some ugly glasses?
People with mechanical augs were already out of date in the original Deus Ex.
They kinda weren't worth talking about, much less actively hate
>>337524373
>why would anyone hate someone for being superior?
It's called Envy.
As a White, we don't need to feel it, we're already at the top.
>>337524732
Good. Fuck Google Glass.
>>337524845
you
>>337524227
>>337524649
I don't think there were references to specific named anti aug movements, but it is implied that the NSF itself is kind of anti aug up to a degree, as even its own soldiers see you as a "freak", not to mention the common population. Hell, even UNATCO soldiers make references to you having "no feelings" because of the augs, same for the mech augs. There's definitely a prevalent anti-aug aura in the game's setting, but it is mostly supplementary to the game's anti-corporatocracy message, it doesn't stand on its own as the main story like it does in HR or like it will in MD.
no, deus ex touched a bit on people with outdated mechanical augs vs nano-auged people like jc ten-ton
>>337524845
>Google glass is retarded as fuck though
JC is literally wearing google glass
>>337524937
The Romanov family will never enslave the people again
>>337524937
>Whites
>Not the minority in recent years
Brb, fucking yo bitch on vacation
>>337524373
I can easily see religious institutions being very against body augs. Catholics and Muslims in particular.
>>337525135
finna beep rn
>>337524373
>Why would anyone hate another person with augs in the real world?
Why would anyone hate another person with a different religion in the real world?
Why would anyone hate another person with different sexual preferences in the real world?
Why would anyone hate another person with different skin color in the real world?
It's alla about differences, anon.
You have augs, you're a faggot, you're a nigger, whatever you want, you're just different.
You're differen, I'm scared.
I'm scared, I hate you.
>>337524959
it's no different to someone coming up to you and smacking your phone out of your hand
>>337524732
Shut the fuck up I know exactly what one news article you're talking about
>guy wears Google glasses to a bunch of places specifically to get a reaction out of people
>carries around this dumb fucking parental permission slip saying the glasses aren't recording anything ever they're just for science
>people get pissed off at him when he tries to go in a museum with no photography allowed, they let him in despite complaints
>he wears them into a McDonalds where people ask him to stop wearing them because he might be recording people
>"dont worry guys I'm not recording anyone"
>they dont believe him, they try to pry the glasses off of him
>"I was assaulted just because of my google glasses! Luckily, I was recording them, so here's the video my google glasses took"
That guy was an asshole looking to cause problems
In Deus Ex augmented people hated nanoaugmented people because they were made obsolete
>>337524937
>It's called Envy
if you say so
>>337525505
>>guy wears Google glasses to a bunch of places specifically to get a reaction out of people
Just defended your own point with this. The fact hat wearing them got reactions proves exactly what he was saying.
>>337525505
What point were you trying to make? All I see is you just admitted people baselessly attacking him for an assumption they made about his actions solely because he was wearing them
>>337525676
>baselessly
Seems like a reasonable suspicion which was later confirmed
>>337525505
>"I was recording them, so here's the video my google glasses took"
This is exactly the point, you moron, why glass is and will cause problems. Also there has been more than one case, it's not hard to see it will keep happening because people will keep being careless with it.
>>337525505
If you're out in public, you have no reasonable expectation of privacy (unless you enter a bathroom).
You can't assault someone just because you don't like what they're doing, that's what cops are for.
Photography isn't allowed in museums because the flash degrades paintings / painted surfaces over time.
>>337525023
More like his eyes are google glasses.
>>337525572
>wear a camera into a place with a strict no camera policy and use it to record people after they've asked you not to
>people get upset
WOOOOOOOW BUGGED AUGMENTATION MECHANICS THANKS BOB PAGE HAW HAW HAW
>>337525572
>>337525676
>>337525790
Because nobody would have given a shit if he had some robotic leg or something. They also would have gotten pissed off and attacked him if he had been holding a video camera up in their faces, which he literally was. 99% of people would be totally fine with augmentations as long as they aren't making shit that is developed for the express purpose of bypassing societal rules and norms. Like how when it was revealed that the NSA was monitoring phone calls, people got mad at the government and didn't start a "no cell phone" revolution
Hi I'm MJ12 and what is this ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5ZzirfpiGI
Does anyone got that song from 2:00? Please I can't find it anywhere.
>>337526481
>as long as they aren't making shit that is developed for the express purpose of bypassing societal rules and norms
Why do you think this will be the case when it's already happening.
The templars are against human modification.
>>337527318
Because that happening is a totally reasonable reason why people would be upset about augmentation. There's an actual nuanced discussion to be had here about people being mad about augmentation and neither people in this thread nor Deus Ex are making it.
Imagine if suddenly, we come out with augmented limbs tomorrow. At first, it's used for limb replacement for like wounded veterans and shit. Literally nobody would care. Then, some company decided to make them publicly available. Some guy at work gets one when he doesn't need one. Weird, but whatever. Still, no one cares. Then some high school kid's parents get all his limbs replaced and suddenly he's an unstoppable sports monster. Well shit, now we have to decide if we ban limb augmentations. Except wait, we already ban steroids so yes obviously we ban them, but it's still annoying that people with money are trying to act like they have some sort of god-given skill we're denying them. Then, some company starts advertising a new feature of their augmented limbs - a special electromagnetic frequency that disables car alarms, unlocks any car on the planet, and is able to start any car. What the fuck would the average person even need that for? Why would you even make that if not JUST to cause problems?
THATS how you develop a society where people are pissed off about augmentation. It's not about "MUH PROGRESS" or "JEALOUS"
>>337524845
>>337524959
hello luddites
>>337524732
That's not an aug.
That's a fucking retarded toy.
>>337528176
jelly as fuck
>>337525505
THEY WERE LITERALLY FUSED INTO HIS SKULL VIA SCREWS
There is no 'anti-aug' movements in the original Deus Ex since it has been decades since the technology was introduced and people have become acclimatized and tolerant of it. It's replaced by a layer of superiority/pity at how obsolete augs are in the coming age of nanotechnology. Remember JC's snarky comments to Gunther Anna?
>>337528176
it's habbeding dude
>>337528690
I always thought the anti aug thing was way too forced.
>>337528439
You act like the people attacking him knew that. And again, it's not about augmentation or anything even remotely like that, the guy could have had a video camera surgically attached to his arm and the same thing would have happened
>>337528176
>neither people in this thread nor Deus Ex are making it
because that's not the discussion
>>337525505
"This is what I was wearing when I got attacked, tell me I asked for it, I dare you"
>>337528325
You're sitting at a retarded toy posting on an imageboard about retarded toys
>>337524227
No. The closest we get is the conversation between two NSF goons about how fucked up Gunther looked.
>>337528797
Yes me too, and it seems they are going all out in the next game, I just hope conspiracy elements play a bigger role this time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQGi0CP3b4U&feature=youtu.be#t=33m56s
>>337528949
I think calling a pc a retarded toy is quite a stretch. A pc is useful. a smartphone is useful. google glass isn't. why anyone would defend google glass is hilarious.
calling video games toys however isn't really a stretch.
Yes and no. A lot of the game's design documents show that mechs are second-class citizens. They have their own bathrooms, they're banned from certain establishments, etc. It isn't as apparent in the game itself, but it's implied through conversations with augmented NPCs.
http://www.nanoaugur.net/dx/bible/
>>337529052
>there are people this terrible at DX
damn I love the Versalife level though
>>337529512
How is he terrible? I think he plays just fine.
>>337529351
>having a literal HUD isn't useful
i know it's cool to hate things but i can see why glass might catch on
>>337524732
Whatever happened to that? It seemed to have dropped off the face of the Earth.
>>337529351
>google glass isn't.
I think calling a pc a retarded toy is quite a stretch. A pc is useful. a smartphone isn't, it's a retarded toy. why anyone would defend smartphones is hilarious.
-average person from 2005
>>337529597
>too weak to pick up health and ammo locations
Useless
>>337529597
smartphone can deliver the same thing functionality without obstructing your vision while driving. which is unlawful in most states.
>>337528797
It would've been less of a problem if the entire plot, almost every setting and like half the dialogue didn't seem to revolve around it.
>>337529695
It didn't deliver anything a smart phone couldn't. Not even discretion as you can see.
Not really a reference to anti-aug movements, but I remember the bar keeper gets defensive when you mention her heavy augmentations.
There's also a conversation between two NSF guys at Liberty Island talking about Gunther's augs, and one guy is criticizing the way in which a man is judged purely on performance.
Other than that, it seems JC and Jaime were all for the advances in augmentation technology. Bob Page was of course hugely influential in those advances, and eventually would exploit those technologies to try build himself into a god
>>337529597
>tfw drive on that road every weekend
>>337529697
Smartphones weren't ugly pieces of shit that you wear.
>/v/ - Google Glass
>>337529727
heart monitor, stress level monitor etc. could be useful when performing certain tasks. map could be useful when hiking/walking/running, takes out the middle man of getting your smartphone out.
>>337529839
Yes they were.
>>337529695
My bf has a working Google Glass.
It's a piece of shit that barely gets through half of a day on battery life, gets quite warm on your ear, and occasionally the foil on the projector prism delaminates every now and then when exposed to minor moisture so it has to be sent back to Google for semi-annual repairs.
Needless to say, it was kind of a half-baked idea.
>>337529945
>takes out the middle man of getting your smartphone out.
we've reached a new level of fucking lazy.
Someone please screencap what this looks like on the front page.
>>337530016
yeah getting out your smartphone during exercise
">lazy" isn't cumbersome at all
>>337530140
I see no reason for a smartphone that desperately during exercise.
>>337529813
The key difference is that JC and Bob Page are nano-augmented, not mechs. They're technologically superior to mechs and their augs are discrete enough to blend in with "pure" humans. That's why so many characters with the older, obsolete augmentations are envious of JC throughout the game.
We coulda had a Deus Ex thread, but instead we have guys bitching about Web 2.0 luxuries.
>>337529994
You wear your smartphone on your face?
And yeah, hands free headsets?
People do get shit for those and look ridiculous.
>>337530207
I'm sorry you can't read
>>337530008
>My bf
>>337530259
better than the /pol/ shit it almost derailed into
>>337529583
Playing somewhat more methodically or at least pretending you're playing an RPG is more rewarding, but then again he's playing for an audience and to get views. On a first playthrough playing it like it's a straight FPS isn't that fun though, even if the game completely allows for it you'll miss out on a lot.
>see the maximum security door in the basement of UNATCO
>Turn clipping off to get past door
>it doesn't lead anywhere
JUSTOn the other side is the secret MJ12 facility but its exit only[/spoiler[
>>337530258
>so many characters
There's only three mech-aug characters in Deus Ex, and of them, only Gunther acts like he's jealous. Navarre is just generally antagonistic, and only thing the bartender does is act as a flag for sending a goon to kill the Illuminati dude in Hell's Kitchen 3.
>>337526617
>MJ12 Soldier: *Cough*
>>337524373
http://techcrunch.com/2012/07/16/augmented-reality-explorer-steve-mann-assaulted-at-parisian-mcdonalds/
In b4 just some fag wearing Google glasses. The rig us permanently attached to his head.
>>337524732
>People are literally getting attacked for wearing glasses IRL
ftfy nerd
>>337530337
I just did.
You need to take a call, you stop.
It's not difficult.
You've explained nothing that's necessary for google glass other than you think it's cool and you hope some day it catches it and is popular enough so you don't look like a fucking tool when you wear it even though the convenience it grants is so minimal that it's dead on arrival.
>>337524227
Yes, actually. Mechaugs were eventually subjected to fairly heavy discrimination and it's ultimately why you see so few of them. They're little more than outdated military hardware by the time JC's on the scene. It's part of what makes Gunther's backstory ultimately tragic.
>>337530535
>playing Deus Ex for the first time
>Maggie Chow
>"Oh wow, I wonder if she is part of the-
>MJ12 Soldier: *Cough*
>>337530617
Why was it permanently attached to his skull?
>>337530279
>You wear your smartphone on your face?
No, I have to wear it in my giant pockets, like every other smartphone owner in 2005.
>>337530718
>decide to run behind her
>walk into MJ12 base
>>337530419
What /pol/ shit? I don't see anything
>>337530658
>nothing that's necessary
Of course it's not necessary retard, neither is a smartphone, doesn't mean it doesn't have a utility. Stop looking for an argument.
>>337530527
He's playing for the sake of completion, not any specific gameplay goals. I'm sure there's a bunch of people who do speedruns or nonlethal-only runs that you can watch for skill enthusiasm. For me, though I initially went for his videos as a way to know about Deus Ex without having to live through doing my own horribly laggy pirated playthrough, the draw of watching Threadbareinc ended up becoming his expanding on themes and tinfoil at the end of his video.
>>337530828
You think that's the same as wearing something on your face?
>>337530606
>first playthrough of Dues Ex
>go to the apartment of the chink in the red dress
>not sure I should trust this broad
>"MJ12 Soldier:cough"
>mfw
>find her the switch that opens the hidden door to the MJ12 post
>proceed to blast that bitch with the GEP gun and murder everyone there
I found out later that she was supposed to be a boss somewhere. I should play along in the next playthrough and see what happens.
>>337525505
If you knew the article, then why didn't you know that it wasn't Google glass?
>>337530617
>>337530854
>comes into thread
>"lol dumb thread guiz"
>hasn't read the thread
>>337530718
>>337530929
They really weren't think with that.
>>337530959
>lol dumb thread guiz
>it's an anon puts words in another anon's mouth post
>>337530959
What? Seriously, what the heck are you saying? I don't see any "/pol/ shit" in the posts between the Google Glass stuff.
Or are you just dropping vague terms in an attempt to gain Le Reddit Karma for doing absolutely nothing but bashing my comment with your (You)?
>>337531073
Why bother posting?
>>337530718
That part of the game was really dumb. Spector and co. already acknowledged that Hong Kong was a mess but that just took me out of the game.
>>337530921
That was never your argument. You just said "smartphones weren't ugly pieces of shit that you wear", while they were huge and ugly heavy pieces of shit that you wear.
>>337530870
Its utility is redundant with something more efficient and ubiquitous.
>Stop looking for an argument.
I'm combative for a reason and I think you can figure out why.
>>337531142
hella f*ckin epic xD, you blind fuck
>>337524937
>>337525059
>>337525135
>>337525521
>>337525847
>>337531162
Why didn't you ask yourself that?
>>337531162
Why do you bother posting? Afraid that you'll disappear if you don't get enough (You)s?
Nobody respond to this thread from now on, please.
>>337525210
Don't worry, they'll re-write their own rules once it becomes popular, or mainstream enough. They have in the past, they'll continue doing it moving forward.
>>337530718
>>337531237
Carrying something in your pocket is not the same as wearing something on your face and I think given the context that was implicit.
>>337524227
In Deus Ex 1 mechaugs were never adopted at anywhere near the scale of the prequel games universe. it was a much more singularity-aware setting wherein mechanical augmentation was too quickly outmoded by nanotech solutions (of which the Dentons were a late prototype). it's implied that Gunther and Anna were among a very small group of people in the whole world with extensive mechaug.
HR/MD universe seems to assume commercial mechaug to have started in earnest some time in the early 00s or even earlier.
>>337531289
Okay, okay, so there WAS some /pol/ shit going on. If you don't mind, I could link the perfect video to act as detox from the whole racism thing.
>>337531367
>>337525210
>Get amputated by Ahmed
>Get aug hand
They'd definitely be mad
>>337531306
>>337531331
PLEASE STOP POSTING REEEEEEE
>>337531342
Muslims have been pretty open about not changing their rules to fit mainstream opinion.
>>337524373
I've got some augs, and somebody called me R2-Dtard once ( ._.) I laughed tho
>>337531483
Okay, now I actually WANT this thread to stay on the topic of Google Glass. Will make a good companion piece to "/v/ - Grilled Cheese", at least.
>>337531237
Do you wear spare change in your pocket then?
>>337531626
>"/v/ - Grilled Cheese"
go on...
>>337531464
They're the same universe. HR is a prequel.
>>337530803
Look up who Steve Mann is.
>>337531481
I shouldn't have laughed at this, but damn if it didn't produce a chuckle.
>>337531692
Here you go.
>>337531287
>pulling a smartphone out is more efficient than just having the information in your vision already
>>337531648
>in your pocket
I fucking wish. Because good luck fitting that shit into your pockets. I know I couldn't, I had to bring a backpack just to use that crappy phone
>>337531784
as a cheese aficionado>>337531287
i can get behind this
>>337531481
Now do one about the start of this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPhmWmKYjJE
>>337531490
Smart choice. It's kept them from getting cucked by modern liberal society, unlike the Christians or Jews or Buddhists.
>>337531287
>I'm combative for a reason and I think you can figure out why.
does it start with "aut" and end with "ism"?
>>337530929
Not really a boss and you have to kill her anyway, or at least tranquilize but I think for the game it's pretty much the same.
>>337531717
Why did he screw them into his skull and not make them just glasses?
>>337531481
>Get amputated by Ahmed & Get aug hand
Not everyone can even afford prosthesis in today's world. What universe are you residing in?
Can I come over?
>>337531994
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=responding+to+tone
>>337531932
>I have to drop something
My sides
>>337531994When you are combative towards people they respond in kind.
This is normal behavior.
>>337532112
"we've reached a new level of fucking lazy"
>>337530992
Reasonably sure it's intentional though, even if MJ12 troops do it throughout the game. Just the way her apartment is designed with all the little clues thrown around. Though maybe not the subtitles part with "MJ12 Troop" visible. If I'd designed that I'd be subtle but not so subtle that most players would completely miss it until after having gone back to the HK police station.
>>337531994
Simple human interaction. When you're a dick to people, it makes them WANT to disagree with you.
>>337532239
You were not being called lazy.
>>337532070
>Not everyone can even afford prosthesis
Yes they can.
>What universe are you residing in?
Europe.
>>337532326
You can stop posting this now. Read the reply chain.
>>337532390
>>Not everyone can even afford prosthesis
>Yes they can.
Okay, I'm actually autistic, and even I can feel how projecting that statement is.
>>337532365
>i wasn't being combative, i was being dismissive
That post threw any chance of civil discussion out the window.
>>337531481
>JC's "AUUGHH!!"
>>337531198
Link?
>>337532526
It's pretty easy to get something when your government is automatically giving it to you if you need it.
>>337532545
Ok fair enough, that was dismissive and rude and I apologize. There is no need for it unnecessarily over such a silly conversation.
>>337532683
You're right, apologies on my behalf too, now let's get back to vidya
>>337532390
>Europe
I don't think Sharia bloody allows it mate!
>>337525572
>>337525676
>>337525790
Do you understand how circular that logic is? Hold on — do you actually understand?
It's like that dude who went around with a camera recording people and thought he was making some deep point about surveillance
That dude was popular here and now he's not because he probably got shot for being a dipshit
>>337532789
Has there been an announced release date for the new deus ex?
>>337532657
>Government automatically giving it to you
So you'll get the cheapest, most mass produced version of augmentation available. I mean, that still makes you right, I guess, but damn. I think I would take my regular hand.
>>337532860
august
>>337532657
>when your government is automatically giving it to you
First, the government doesn't give people prosthetics, hospitals do.
Second, what government besides Canada automatically gives people health care? Genuinely asking.
Third, prosthetics still cost money. Otherwise, you're just getting stuck with the bandages.
>>337532860
August I believe, it looks alright, I enjoyed HR enough but I don't think anything will top the original DX for me
deus ex hr writing is dogshit and makes no sense
woooow
and its worse in mankind divided if you watch the trailer
>>337533105
phil pls :(
>>337533105
It's not bad writing. Just mediocre writing. I'm pretty sure they were trying with this game.
>>337533105
You want to give your reasons why? Or just shitpost like a retard.
>>337524373
Humans are naturally xenophobic. We can also imagine people finding people with super strength pretty intimidating.
>>337524227
sounds pretty problematic. i think it's time we collectively admit that this game is not as great as we think.
>>337533103
>I don't think anything will top the original DX for me
It's a very hard to reach plateau.
HR tried hard and was good though in a lot of ways.
Better than IW. Which ironically I liked, just...not that much. Mostly because when I first played IW that was many years ago and I won't lie, there's some nostalgia influencing that.
not to mention the plot made so little sense.
>>337533105
I wish there was a world in which Poe's Law didn't have to be a thing, and everyone wasn't a compulsive liar or jackass for no good reason.
>>337532016
If he went to the trouble to literally fuse them to his head then you'd think he had his reasons
I fucking love that there are Deus Ex threads all the time now
Even if its a marketing thing for MD, Ill take it
>>337524373
cause people get scared of things they dont understand
>>337533335
Invisible War wouldn't be so bad if the long loading screens and tiny levels were erased. It still takes 20+ seconds to load a level on even the most advanced computer.
>>337533434
>you'd think he had his reasons
That is what I want to know.
I want to know what his reasons were.
>>337533284
Evil rich people are out to ruin peoples lives muahahahaha but wait out hero with augmentations he didnt know he had comes out to rescue the humanatee.
>>337533341
I for one wish the (You) economy would collapse.
>>337533454
4chan is pretty much the biggest Deus Ex fansite
>>337532802
>progressive part of europe
You get to try highly christian countries, anon
Racism is strong against muslims in some parts of europe.
Try Switzerland, Spain, Italy, Denmark, Hungary, Austria and so on
>>337533571
Yeah, you're a retard.
>>337533529
I had nearly forgotten.
>>337533341
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OblXvO_aH8s
You think if people wanted to get (You)s, they'd make guaranteed replies shit like dub claiming or paper fortune numbering.
>>337533664
heres the trailer for reference https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XOLX3Dbgqw
the adams monologue about stuff he already knows is a nice touch.
>>337533571
That synopsis could also be used to describe the original Deus Ex as well.
In response to 337533903 to avoid giving him another fucking (You):
Why do you even care?
>>337533105
It's not that bad, but it is thematically single-minded and averse to more interesting real-world motifs and elements, for various reasons. To be fair it's a hard act to follow and writing of this kind has become increasingly challenging since DX was made.
>>337533586
I wonder if I could sell my (You) for bitcoins. There are plenty of desperate attention seekers.
>>337532981
>So you'll get the cheapest, most mass produced version of augmentation available
If you actually don't have money, yeah. If you do you can always ask private clinics.
>>337533083
>First, the government doesn't give people prosthetics, hospitals do
Yeah, but hospitals are founded by the state according to the governments decisions.
>Second, what government besides Canada automatically gives people health care?
Most of them actually?
I know it must sound like communism to you, but you're the actual exception here murrica
A lot of "rich" countries don't let people phisically die just because they're poor, they try to do everything possible to help them
>>337533514
And nobody wants to be outclassed. Augs are expensive and when the rich can breathe water, jump 2 stories, and turn invisible people would understandably get pissed.
>>337525505
First off it wasn't google glass, it was his actual fucking eye. Second off it was in france where the french act like big pussies and bitch about cameras in public places for some dumb ass culture shit.
>>337534245
>A lot of "rich" countries don't let people phisically die just because they're poor, they try to do everything possible to help them
Technically this is the case in America too. If someone goes to a hospital they won't just be turned away.
It's the medical bills afterward that make them wish they had just died.
>>337534245
I'm Canadian, actually, and I had to actually pay for crutches when I broke my leg. I doubt freaking prosthetics wouldn't cost money, given all the surgery and maintenance needed for them when it's cheaper just to leave the missing limb a stump.
>>337533557
He's missing a fucking eye.
>>337534012
The standard for what counts as good writing in a game have gone up past years, you cant make a serious, gritty AAA game with a cartoony plot where evil people are evil for no reason and expect to be taken seriously
>>337534558
Didn't need to add that expletive, you know.
>>337534804
Yes he fucking did.
>>337534845
Fuck you
>>337534793
>The standard for what counts as good writing in a game have gone up past years
The massive fandom for FE13 and the uphill nature of the Mass Effect 3 controversy would seem to indicate otherwise.
>>337534793
FALLOUT
FUCKING
4
I want to augment my dick
>>337534894
>>337534845
Ugh. At this point, DMC:DMC is starting to seem like a genuine parody rather than a bad-movie-classic unintended one.
>>337534793
>>337534964
Great stuff.
>>337530537
There's the drug guy too
In a desperate effort to calm everyone down, I strongly recommend everyone watch these videos:
http://lparchive.org/Deus-Ex-(by-Bobbin-Threadbare)/
>>337535148
Huh. I kinda thought those were fakes, given that he was sharing a model with Jojo.
>>337525505
That's some pretty faulty memory you have. Go see Dr. Reyes for a defrag.
>>337530617
Hey fggots
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Pc relaed: Its me and my parter. Backstop
>>337535162
thanks
>>337534557
Just checked our laws about that.
We get free
>wheelchair
>crutches
>prosthetic limbs
>orthoses
>whatever can prevent specific diseases or help treating them (catheters, various aids and so on)
Shit, a brit girl went on the news because she used our healthcare to get a free boob job, and then she wanted the implants removed because she couldn't get a job as a model.
>>337535707
>British
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>337535707
Huh. So you do.
>>337535707
>Free boob job
How in the world did she possibly swing that one?
>>337534964
theres games that started development before witcher 3, and games that started development after w3
>>337536129
Witcher 3 was the best of a year of disappointment because it was only mediocre instead of shit like every other major release in 2015.
>>337535801
>>337536025
>>337536080
Britain is actually way worse
>>337536231
Do you actually believe that? Sincerely asking.
>>337536231
whatever you say, special snowflake
>>337536409
Well, this topic just took a turn for the uncomfortable.
>>337536409
Why are you reading that tabloid garbage?
>>337536409
Well, he only had another two years anyways. Boobs forever, or Joe Blow for two years?
>>337536231
I'm with the other guy. Do you actually know what "mediocre" means?
>>337535434
>sit ws SO unglaublich
>>337536607
Not him, but my definition of "mediocre" is "good, but nothing that makes you want to bend over in defense of it".
On the topic of healthcare:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTCZjnCyfnE&feature=youtu.be#t=38m5s
>>337536602
>Boobs forever, or Joe Blow for two years?
We're talking about this creature.
I'll take that Reece Hawley any time
>>337536432
>asking if /v/ hates a good game that was popular and sold well that isn't a Nintendo exclusive
>>337536745
>of only ordinary or moderate quality; neither good nor bad; barely adequate:
>>337536745
Good thing people don't get to choose "their definitions" of terms, then
>>337536874
>>337536602
forgot pic
>>337536995
No, I mean how it was the only game that wasn't bad in the entire year. I mean, Bloodborne was a thing, and for all the fanatical falseflag bashing it gets, Undertale was still at least making some progress in ripping off the best parts of Earthbound.
>>337537014
>>337537073
Why do you act as if people aren't allowed to have their own interpretations of words?
>>337537158
Ew.
Ewwww.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Okay that's fucking gross. There's no way she ate up the entire budget, but fuck. Man, I'm glad I'm not eating any time soon.
>>337537309
Because we aren't on tumblr.
>>337537158
What the fuck is she doing with her lip?
>>337524373
I recall something about Google Glass and France.
>>337537408
Okay, different phrasing: Why can't I have my own standards for what the words "good", "bad" and "mediocre" mean as an extension of my preferences in media?
>>337537234
>>337536432
Bloodborne was not that good. Undertale was an indie, not really a major release. There were no real expectations.
There are always good indies to be found.
>>337533335
>HR tried hard and was good though in a lot of ways.
They did a terrific job, considering they had to appeal to the modern audience. Let's be honest, Deus Ex has some outdated mechanics and stuff that wouldn't fly with the casuals and console players. That wouldn't sell well, and SE are very demanding when it comes to sales figures. A few issues aside (boss fights and XP system), it is the best we could have gotten without throwing the franchise into the depths of limbo again.
>>337537595
>Bloodborne was not that good.
What qualifies as "not that good" for Dark Souls, anyway? I mean, it had to at least be decent, given that it's an original story and not fucking Dark Souls 2-type fanfiction.
>>337537558
Because we're talking about quality here. Tastes are another matter.
"mediocre" means it's something ordinary, or below average.
The Witcher 3 just isn't. No matter how good "your good" is compared to "your bad".
>>337537795
It's all rather samey. On a technical level, BB was a lot like DeS. Very messy.
>>337537667
>some outdated mechanics and stuff that wouldn't fly with the casuals and console players
I'm pretty skeptical. RPG mechanics are so ubiquitous and Skinner Boxy that almost every shitty multiplayer game has unlock systems to pad out playtime.
Also, explain.
>>337524373
>Your mom just died of kidney cancer because she was too poor to afford synthetic kidneys and the donor list didn't come through in time.
>Rich fucks walk around in Rolls Royce bodies looking eternally healthy and happy.
Who could possibly be mad at a perceived imbalance in social structures"?
>>337528176
now THIS is slippery slope fallacy
>>337533787
I'd forgotten how whiny he sounds
castellano version where
>>337538060
You mean this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPKHxbOg19s
>>337537875
>The Witcher 3 just isn't.
Isn't what? Isn't ordinary, or isn't average?
>>337537595
>Bloodborne was not that good
Never tried a Souls before Bloodborne, and I'm a sucker for action games, victorian age, gothic settings and Lovecraft. Game was a legit 9/10 to me.
Ori and the Blind Forest is also from last year and I heard it's pretty good. Same with Pillars of Eternity
>>337529450
This is some good shit, anon, thanks for sharing
>>337538218
>You mean this?
yes
best thing to come out of dmc
>>337529695
Damn thing is still 1k last time I checked. Thus reserving it only for the richest of tools
>>337538254
>>337533802
Speak of the devil, and he shall appear...
>>337537968
Like, in Deus Ex it was a massive pain in the ass to shoot weapons with low level training. How do you make this work coupled with console aim assist with compromising the system? And casuals would go in thinking it's a shooter, but there is so much RPG in shooting mechanics, that it would probably anger them.
Also, 80% of augs are active, you can't map that to the dpad, and there is no F1-F12 on controllers.
There is probably more that I can think of on short notice.
>>337538254
check my dubs
>>337538468
The guy made a sequel btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyUArTDYYVc
>>337538657
*without compromising
>>337538218
>que te jodan
kek
>>337536409
Jesus christ, shit like this is probably happening all around the world.
