>Hello, my name is Reggie Fis-Aime, President of Nintendo. Thank you for tuning in to our E3 presentation of The Legend of Zelda. We have a lot to show you for the newest installment of one of our biggest franchises, but before we get into that, we have a little surprise for you that we feel you'll be very satisfied with. Please take a look at this.
What comes next /v/? What do they show?
>>337494813
Style savvy wii u edition Mario party 11 still the same formula
>>337494813
Some new Pokémon for Sun/Moon and how you're going to be able to get a Shiny Entei/Raikou/Suicune if you go to GameStop/Target/Best Buy by September 12-22nd.
>>337494813
New amiibo series being released.
I CAN'T WAIT TO BOMB SOME DODONGOS
super meme brothers
>>337494813
>Reggie Fis-Aime, President of Nintendo
>>337494813
Rickety Ribbit, their new action platformer
>>337494813
Octorok tower defense.
>>337495358
HERE COME DAT BOI
>>337494813
A new pokemonarpg. A fun mario party game going back to the old formula but improved. A new sonic game that uses an improved generations engine. A new 3d mario title similar to 64/sunshine/galaxy. A kid icarus game that lets you use wiimote + nunchuk.
I am 100% confident every one of these will be announced at or before E3.
>>337494813
Bill fucking an Isabelle doll.
>>337494813
Gimmicks
>>337494813
New amiibo compatibility for Animal Crossing amiibo Festival.
>>337494813
>F-Zero is BACK!
>as Mii-Tomo costume DLC
>>337495685
SHIT
>>337496443
waddup
>>337494813
Absolutely nothing, as usual.
>>337494813
Reggie take out a pistol and shoot himself into the head, when all the Japanese guys commit sudoku for shamefur dispray.
>>337494813
Skyward Sword HD.
>>337494813
>Please take a look at this.
>sits there in silence
>And now here's Aonuma with Zelda news.
Take a rook at dis picture
>>337498038
Every time it makes me raff.
Anything but Mother 3
If this actually becomes a thing, expect a Smash announcement. It's the only thing they'll think to do to try to get some hype going. I hope it's JUST Zelda.
>>337494813
People is actually expecting something?
>>337494813
probably some dumb meme video of reggie being mean to bill or something so their retarded fans can spout it for months to distract them from the great drought.
Wii U 2
Nothing because they're not doing a nintendo direct this E3
>"Please take a look at this"
>Reggie shows a sore on his body
>"Can anyone with medical expertise please let me know if this looks infected"
>"Anyway here's Zelda"
>>337494813
Reggie and Iwata making your wife and your mom orgasm, because you're such a pathetic cuck you never were able to do it
>>337501819
Iwata's dead, you sick fuck.
>>337502625
an yet he's better at fucking your wife than you
Zelda amiibos
You know they're going straight to the Treehouse Stream, right?
Literally nothing else for E3 besides that stream.