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>Shrine handmaiden is bounded to Firelink Shrine
>most likely cannot go outside the perimeter and is also blind
>give her some dead person's ashes
>can somehow produce armor, infinite supply of titanite and other consumablesPump-a-Pee thread if you want.
>>337455052
Why does she have a breadknife in her mouth?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MlHmCpnJIU
Did they fix the game yet so it doesn't crash constantly?
>>337455094
>she
>expecting real life logic in your game mechanics
wew
I'd pump her rump
>>337455052
DELETE THIS!
>>337455052
Shrine handmaiden is literally the bath messenger from bloodborne both system are shitty and lazy.
>We will never actually get qt harpie waifus in Dank Souls
why live?
>>337455115
better version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wTndUgskZQ
>>337455094
she gonna cut a nigga for dropping shit in her nest.
![CYpe7piUoAEb6F--412x600[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/X2mAoSW.jpg "CYpe7piUoAEb6F--412x600[1].jpg")
>>337455094
It's a take on this image.
>>337455052
Is that some Kip art?
>>337455685
I want to ____ that bird!
>yfw we finally get rule 34 of Pickle-pee Pump-a-rum
>it's shad
>>337455052
I don't get this meme. They sound like small boys, not girls.
>>337455685
i want to feed this bird with my seed
>>337455826
pump
>>337455898
Even better
>>337455854
who's shad?
>>337455898
what made you think its a girl in the op
>>337455854
How many anus piercings and moles did it have?
>>337456115
My ability to see.
>>337455380
they used the that no pump a rum / pickle pee lines instead of the hyped pump a rums :(
this song makes me sad
VAATI where is our pump a rum lore!
>>337455052
>give her ashes I found in the sewer
>"ashen one is this just shit? did you hand me shit?"
dont click this
>>337456414
>trashy sandals
>body suit just cuts off at the feet
I'm going to do it. I'm going to kill shad.
>>337456414
>>337456483
>Licking her lips
I don't think he gets it.
>>337456483
>>337456414
Post pickle pee's or Gwyndolin
>>337456414
>shad
yeah i wish i didnt
>>337455052
Where does this come from? Admittedly, I haven't played Dark Souls, but I couldn't find any gameplay footage that could be the source of this. Harpies I saw in Dark Souls videos just screech.
>>337456483
It's fappable if you haven't jerked off for 4 day.
>>337455331
We did. In DS and DS 2.
I'm impressed with the lack of porn of her. Maybe it's because drawthreads aren't happening anymore.
>>337455854
>>337456414
>>337456483
I really don't understand why everyone seems to hate shad so much. He's just some generic porn artist.
>>337456702
Those weren't harpie waifus.
>>337456781
He's just overrated and a dink in real life.
_ ____ __ ____ ____ _____
>>337456414
>>337456191
you should lurk more
>>337456414
>>337456483
>shad
when will he stop
>>337456781
His art is sickgross.
>>337455052
>most likely cannot go outside
She is literary agent of the serpent, she was there in the abyss from beginning. She laugh your ass off for trying to link the fire. She possibly murder the real firekeeper and gouge her eye.
that bitch is up to no good
>>337456605
There's a crow you trade items with. Someone drew it as a harpy. It got popular.
>>337456781
He made a pornographic drawing of his mom (a disgusting one at that), and sent it to her as a birthday present.
Shad is fucked up in the head. And a shitty artist.
>>337456879
You should kill yourself.
>>337457098
>being such a prude you can't even show nudity in your family
Only in America
>>337456605
> Harpies I saw in Dark Souls videos just screech.
>>337456370
>Give her dreamchaser ash
>ashen one you fucking faggot holy shit what the fuck is this
>Give her literally shit and call it ash
>Ayy ashen one that's some good shit right there
fucking bitch
I use shad as jack off inspiration because his degenerate fetishes intersect with my degenerate fetishes, it's more the fantasy of the scenarios and images he constructs than the actual drawings themselves.
>>337455380
This version sucks
You can tell whoever made it was jerking off the whole time
"art"
>>337457450
more like fart lol haha
>>337457118
you should get back to facebook, normie
>>337457424
and why aren't you?
>>337457518
If I had a third arm I'd pretty much be jacking it permanently
>>337455140
>pickle pee
>being a pickle he
nah nigga
>>337457518
No one likes your shitty version.
>>337457495
You should fuck your nephew, boylover.
>>337455052
The Dark Sun knight is her granddaughter and Hodrick is her husband.
>>337457661
you should suck my dick
>>337457562
get into prostate play
then you have the stimulation AND 2 free hands
though you'll also be a fucking homo then
>>337457645
it's not mine but it's longer and uses more clear audio so it's objectively better
>>337456781
He's just a pretty shitty artist. Which itself is not that big of a deal but for some reason a lot of stupid faggots fap to his work regardless.
>>337457098
You might think we accept normalfags like yourself here, protip: we don't.
>>337455854
you jest
>>337457804
I would rather be a freak of nature with three arms than a homosexual, anon
>>337456483
I don't see what's bad about this besides her having a tongue.
>no one's ever seen Pickle-Pee
>everyone draws her the same way
You can't explain that.
>>337456483
remove the tongue and youve got perfection, fucking love rosaria
>>337458404
The literal meaning of the word: meme.
>>337458404
one artist does a rendition and everyone follows it
>>337458404
they're basing it off the mythilogical character "blue waffle" don't believe me? look it up on google image search
>>337457040
>>337455052
So can this be created in the character creator, minus the wings of course.
>>337458687
You motherfucker.
>>337458626
a GOOD rendition
shitty ones get ignored
>>337457868
Shut the fuck up, Shad. Degenerates like you are worse than normies.
>>337458774
>being 12
>>337458890
>complaining about degenerates
>on /v/
Why are you even here
>>337458840
Funny how shad hit the nail with this and how clear it shows his problem: his coloring is fucking shit.
Aisde for that I dont hate him or like him, I think he got enough flak already but it doesnt get better
>>337458701
Probably not, the hair options are garbage, and I don't think they have sideburns.
>>337458404
>he doesn't know
She was cut content, we have the model & a few animations in the game files.
>>337459691
>>337458701
>no mod that add visible crowlita's
>>337459120
Nobody likes shad, he's too much of a degenerate
>>337456624
YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER
>>337457176
>Drawing a pornographic image of your mom
>Anything about being prude
>>337458404
just like dragons in olden days, anon
>>337456624
>4 days
I can fap to it right now and I just finished fapping.
>>337456483
>>337456414I like it
>>337455520
>ziptie on the leg
this nigga broke out of prison
>>337459932
He's no more degenerate than /v/
I haven't gotten my hands on DaS3 yet, but I want the crow. I love crows.
LET'S GET THIS SHIT STARTED
it souns like a shota though so aren't you all pedophile faggots?
>>337458774
>Being this new
>>337464079
That's an obvious part of the joke, genius
>>337456781
If he were generic, it'd be fine, but every fucking thing he does has to be grossly out of proportion and flooded with tattoos and piercings and shit.
Dude would be fine if he just made generic stuff, but it's all trashy crap.
>>337464959
we're already faggots there was never any debating that weather or not we also want to fuck girls
>>337460971
Most representations of dragons were quite different actually. They were drawn after the descriptions of delirious pesants. The general consensus was that they were winged creatures made of several different animals.
>>337459932
Speak for yourself, faggot.
>>337457313
SOURCE, YOU FUCK
>>337456781
AND PRESTO, IT IS A GIRL WITH A PENIS
>>337465954
kill yourself, faggot.
>>337455854
>shad's art on jewtube clickbait videos
>Shad ruined pickle pee
This memay has gone too far
>>337455854
I can't find it on his site
>>337457313
LOOK AT THOSE PICKLE-PEES
>>337467340
y-you're joking right
>>337455202
That drawing is shit. Looks like what a 13 year old would draw and upload on gaia forums or even deviantart, just scribbles. Some of you niggers need to step up, really. Only a small handful display actual artful skill.
Don't get hurt by this, please. Don't rebut by saying "where's your drawing?". Just improve
>>337457098
link to pic? couldn't find it anywhere,
>>337456414
This one isn't that bad. If the knight was in full armor and male, it would be fine.
>>337456781
>He's just some generic porn artist.
>He
>>337455052
>Souls fags LITERALLY have to make up their own characters
Pretty sad family unit
>>337468160
The good old "You should never post anything you draw before you're at a level of skill decided by this anon" argument.
No one is claiming it to be a masterpiece so contain your autism.
>>337459932
Have you seen the type of degeneracy that goes on here or are you really this new?
>>337468637
In that case, I guess you find deviantart teen drawings exquisite.
>>337456414
>that foot
Fucking hell
>>337469406
"no one is claiming it to be a masterpiece"
can't you fucking read
Why does this game have Papi in it?
I'm beginning to have romantic feelings towards this crow. Is that normal?
>>337469406
>Its an "/ic/fag who cant even draw that well gets triggered" episode
Its a shitty drawing but that shit is pretty annoying tbqh senpai
>>337468552
I was on his stream a couple times. Shadman is a guy, so fuck off troll.
>>337468552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0dH4P0jHJA
>>337469653
Because she is best girl
>>337469681
Not him, but you guys eat that shit up, it's 2016. The age of deviantart is over.
>>337468015
fall out 4 and dark souls 3
>>337469985
the age of deviantart is over but triggeted icfags displacing their anger is the hot new thing
Just because you read fun with a pencil doesnt make you an art critic
>>337457098
>and sent it to her as a birthday present
That's just an internet legend
>>337469645
>>337469681
>>>/loomis/
Get some fucking sense, underage idiots.
>>337469729
>>337469816
>thinking a deep voice means you identify as male
Wow! Stop oppressing her, you shitlords.
>>337468015
>>337457313
That's a bunny not a crow, you incultural fuck
>>337467986
>>337466539
Pretty sure that's not her guys. Just a loli.
>>337460971
dragons existed you fuck
>>337470817
those were just dinosaurs anon, we know better now
>>337468160
Hey anon, I think you were the one who blasted my drawing last time I posted.
I actually wanted to thank you. I went through a few days of really wanting to quit drawing. Not because I was butthurt about what you said, but more because I had worked so hard to draw, and it obviously wasn't getting me to where I wanted to be.
But I took that energy and decided to just screw it. Start over. I picked up Loomis, went back to the basics (figure drawing/anatomy), and have stopped drawing exclusivelyanime loli girlsso I could actually draw what I imagined, instead of taking reference after reference for everything.
So yeah, you're kinda a prick, but you're not wrong.
>>337470948
I'd rather be a prick that helped you than lie to you, as a friend.
>>337470378
>MUh LOOMIS
I fucking knew it right from the start
why dont you focus on improving your own art instead of displacing it on others, /ic/let?
>>337471107
You are not my friend, pal
>>337471208
you're not my pal, buddy
>>337471107
And I can appreciate that. Maybe not at the time, but looking back.I'm in a group of artists right now and all of them think I draw pretty good. So, it's like you said. Lie to me, as a friend. 4chan is where you go for the cold hard truth.
Is it wrong i want to impregante a bird girl?
>>337471170
I'm assuming you've never read through a Loomis book?If you have, what's wrong with it?
>>337471336
I may have gone a bit hard on you but there was no malice in my comments. I was in the same position as you a few years ago and someone roasted me really hard.
Even as a friend I'd tell you what's up. Godspeed anon.
>>337470606
>>337471712
thats not the problem, the problem is /ic/ fags being preoccupied with spreading the word of their holy bible instead of drawing
just saying "muh loomis" is not a valid critique or help for anyone
>>337470948
Anime is the biggest meme and people always fall for it when drawing. Look at Murata for example. He studied art and drawing real shit before applying his own style derived from anime and manga.
>>337471970Jesus christ.
>>337472019
You're regurgitating the same things I've read on /ic/ years ago
I guess some things just don't change
>>337471590
absolutely not
>>337456781
>generic
Hentai is the most generic shit I have ever seen. All the girls look the fucking same
>>337471981
Who even browses that board? Iirc they had the longest running thread. Isn't it a dead place.
>>337471798I will say. Drawing real people is a lot more boring than drawing lewd loli. No way around that.
I draw knowing that my art will be that much better if I go through the proper steps in learning.
>>337472019
This is true.
>>337472173
While that might be true, I learned this from this video here:
https://youtu.be/FMUYG1hkY5c
The fact that he can draw in pretty much any style is rather exciting. And it all starts from being able to draw from real life then adapt it into anime style.
why did it take until DaS3 for this to happen?
there has been cute sound crows since DeS
>>337456414
>>337456483
Holy shit he just needs to stop drawing faces and his art is actually okay
>>337472173
So that means what he's saying is correct? I don't know if it's a bad thing
>>337455202
>>337455685
>>337455052
>>337457313
>Porn of OC
literally worse than cancer
>>337472447
Someone explained it as:
Pickle-pee = Penis
Pump-a-rum = Anal sex
Since it's that easy, on top of her sounding really young, and oddly lewd, all it took was one good artfag to draw a loli and... here we are.The planets aligned, basically.
>>337472447
because DaS3 is the most mainstream Souls game
>>337472447
Pickle-pee and Pump-a-rum were more easily wildly misinterpreted, compared to sparkly, snuggly, and silky's lines.
>>337472361
it's less active than /v/, but it's more active than you would think.
>>337457098
>muh morals
fucking seriously?
>>337472447
>why did it take until DaS3 for this to happen?
Pickle-pee and pump-a-rum sound like sexual innuendos. I was in complete /v/ blackout few weeks before the release of DaS3 and for the duration of my first playthrough, and literally the first thing that came to my mind when I heard those lines was sex jokes.
>>337472618
>He's a dickwriath
>>337455052
I want to pump her rum
>>337457098
So?
>>337471170
I have never browsed that place, stop projecting your paranoia onto me. Loomis is a genuine help and will help ANYONE.
>>337472435
Good work.
>>337472663
stop referring to yourself in third person.
>>337473268
*about
>It's a "Host is cosplaying Artorias with a dark sword" episode
>>337472447
Because the crow sounds like a cute girl.
>>337473704
>It's a "Heavy weapon user who thinks 2 shotting people takes skill"
>>337473921
>it's a "dark sword user defends the most skill-less weapon in the game" episode
>>337458774
>outing yourself as underageb&
>>337474129
skill is a shitty buzz word
>>337474280mooorree
>>337474129
>its a dark sword hating episode while weapons like estoc, straight swords, hammers, spear, astora greatsword, duel wielding twin warden, duel wielding katanas, parry baiting, sipping that estus 10+ times, are praised
If i were to draw porn of this cute genki bird girl should i post it first on /vg/?
>>337473042
Holy fucking shit someone saved my third panel edit? Awesome.Why am I even this far up in this fucking thread?
>>337474280
I don't think crows can belch. Remember that episode of Jimmy Neutron where they fed the giant chicken soda and it exploded because it couldn't burp?
>>337474476
Uh, definitely not.
>>337473921
>its a "dark sword user only knows to spam and not roll" episode
>>337474445
>parry baiting
>bad
Thats your own fault for being a spamming faggot.
>>337474561
Jimmy Neutron was trash.
>>337474595
>its a host with 40 vigor and ugs or great hammer that only parry baits with hornet ring episode
>>337474483
my autism radar is off the charts
The chosen undead shouldn't be on the right side in the last panel. FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT
>>337474670
Yeah meanwhile the host drinks 13 + estus and all he does is spam parry
wow great skill bravo *applause emote*
>>337474726
It's been years I probably dont even have the files anymore.
>>337459691
why does she like avelin so much?
>>337457185
I miss the blacksmith bird girl from 2. She was cute, had a nice ass, and always seemed happy to see you when you came to visit.
I'd pump Pump-a-rum's rum until that rum goes pump-a pump-a.
>>337474934
Because it goes pew pew.
>>337457313
No way, Asanagi?
>>337475059
You're talking gibberish, man
>>337470817
>existed
They STILL exist, you double fuck.
>>337457098
s..source?
>>337475081
>>337475179
>>337475285
>>337475536
too damn cute
that bird is TOO CUTE
Ah, so it's another one of these threads, huh?
>>337472361
You might be thinking of /i/, not /ic/. I may be wrong though.
>>337475634
When are we gonna get some sweet /ll/ with Pickle Pee and Ornifex?
>>337471970
>>337474682
this
Why does she have forewings for hands
>>337475819
Probably never
>>337474280
I can see her butthole!
>>337476094
I still like Ornibutt more.
She's just enough burd for me.
>>337476218
I just want any pic of the two together. For that milf+loli combo
>>337475819
>>337476218
>>337476434
I'm pretty sure someone would be willing to draw it in the drawthread.
>>337476273
delet this
So why isn't there a in-game model? where is the bird?
>>337476273
>doushio
You pump-the-rump with your pickle-pee.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wTndUgskZQ
>>337476585
there isn't one.
someone from reddit or something drew a picture of her as a harpy
you never actually see the crow when at its nest, this is in all three DS games.
>>337475536
DELETE THIS
NOW
>>337476731
so is it floating out of camera shot?
>>337476814
yes, or maybe perched somewhere hidden where you cannot see
>>337476806
>>337457313
Why are you using GuP girls for this shit?
>>337477038
Because fluffy hair.
>>337456414
>implying i needed Shad for Boreal Booty in the first place
>>337476724
Someone linked that already and it's shit.
The mods must love looking at naked pumparum.
None of them have been deleted.
Nobody has gotten banned.I like it.
>get hit with estoc once
>at least three more hits guaranteed due to stunlock
I could found empires with all of my salt.
>>337477537
You're only stunned for two hits. You can roll or parry after the second. Any smart player will stop at two, though.
>>337477537
just take 2 hits and parry the 3rd like everyone else
>>337457313
>iqdb failed
>google failed
>sauce nao failed
>TINEYE worked!
What kind of topsy turvy world have I entered?!
Also, that no pump-a-rum. that no pickle-pee.
>>337477390
The mods aren't always actively browsing. They delete as things get reported.
The more reports, the higher priority it is given and the quicker they respond to it.
I'm sure they sometimes just ignore minor things though.
>>337455854
>search pickle pee rule 34
>"pee rule 34"
>>337460971
We have historical evidence of dragons existing. Pic related.
Have they fixed Poise yet so it actually does something?
>>337477537
>see Estoc/SS/Katana player
>press L2
>watch them panic
>enjoy my easy win
>>337478237
women only go for chads even if they're not human. goddamn
>>337478237
Who has a throne right next to the bed
>>337458404
they all saw that monster porn anime.
>>337455052
>>337455202
>>337455685
>>337457040
>>337457313
>>337474142
>>337474280
>>337475285
>>337475179
>>337475081
>>337475536
Why do people draw this character that way instead of like the gross bird monster she is?
http://i.imgur.com/tE4ANki.png
>>337478336
Apparently it already does something. Something about compensating fat-rolling, and turning vulnerability frames into invincibility frames.
>>337478864
The loli harpy is a different character, anon. The one you're talking about is Ornifex.
>>337478926
>cowtits on a crow
>>337478864
becasue they want it to be that monster girl porn anime
>>337478864
I think you mean
>Why do people draw this character that way instead of like the sexy bird lady she is?
>Actually posting the porn
The straight mad man.
>>337478359
>See Mace user
>He uses his L2
>Swings at me
>I parry his slow ass weapon with ease
>Kill him with the riposte
>He goes on 4chan and cries about it
>>337456781
His art is fucking awful and he refuses to improve.
>>337479341
Yeah there's a whole lot of that in this thread.
