The more hate he gets, the more I have to make him my starter.
He's got the best porn by far so I am definitely picking him.
I usually go with the water starters and even I would choose both of the others over him.
>Owl will grow two heads and a giant smug-ass smile
>Cat will get some kind of weird fucking overcoat made of fur
>Seal becomes a straight up bipedal blastoise clown motherfucker
I'm calling it all now. Evolutions will be X and Y tier.
CUTE
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>>337448220
Counter call
>Owl will become hugely fat and have a giant mustache
>Cat will become a nekomimi
>Seal will become a lolrus
Does he look like Dachshund or is it just my imagination
>>337448220
> claiming pokemon will do the same as before
Not really original are you
The owl just looks dapper and cute, going for the hooters
I hope the evos will leak soon.
I don't want to pick any if it evolves into a retard like Oshawhutt.
>>337450361
neither is gamefreak
>>337451058
>navy seals
this little roothoot shit now has to be my starter
why not just pick the one you like?
Why not just get the other starters from your friends so you can have all three?
He's the cutest one. I'm glad Gamefreak would never bend and change him
>>337451571
>implying /v/ has friends, relatives or even local convenience store owners that want to spend more than 30 seconds talking to him
>>337450347
For the most part, he's got the triangular nose and the round head. Shoot, I'd even say Dachshunds have what look like flippers. The only thing that's missing is the big ears
Owl is cool, cat is boring as FUCK, seal is cute and looks like a pokemon.
>final evolutions
Owl is bigger noctowl, cat is fire/fighting bipedal anti-lucario, seal is super weird looking and no longer looks cute or fun.
Look into your hearts, you know this is true.
>>337452034
Someone posted this the other day. I feel like there's enough ways they could go with him that would be cute and fun still
>>337452145
oh man just oh man...
Owl looks fine. Not particularly interesting but fine.
Cat unironically looks like a digimon, and I never say this. It's just a cat with random shit slapped on it.
Seal feels like second attempt at making Oshawott, except instead of doing Oshawott > Dewott > Proper evolution for them they went with Preevo for Samurott.
>>337452145
That's just Excadrill minus the steel parts.
>>337452247
Well of course it's just a fan interpretation, but it's a good idea of things they could do with him
There's also this sort of thing where he starts looking cool/cute
>>337452493
>water/fairy
>>337452493
That one does look pretty cool.
>>337452493
>fur
>>337451928
>someone took the time to draw this
Was even Oshawatt hated this much?
>>337451571
But I am going to trade with my gf
>>337452768
I forgot all seals are bald.
>>337447628
Any bestiality porn of it getting railed or it railing somone yet?
>>337453059
Nah mostly solo stuff so far.
>>337452818
>>337450232
What a slut.
>>337451649
What a whore.
>>337451718
nigga you dont need real friends in pokemon
just a friendcode
I think it's adorable. I think Rowlet's design is boring. I'd choose it if I didn't love cats so much
>>337453059
just checked /trash/. Of course it's mostly Litten.
>>337453093
I love how popplpo's dimensions are changed in this pic so he doesnt look like dogshit
>>337451928
He needs a hug
>>337447628
I'm so torn, I always pick the water-starter but he's just so ugly to me. I wish he was cute like the other 2.
Nah, he's shit.
>>337453721
But he is cute!
I think popplio is super cute.
I dont see what the problem is.
It looks like a cute little clown seal thing, whats not to love?
Then again i like all Pokémon so.
If the owl doesn't get a top hat to go with that bow then it's the seal I'm going with.
>>337452493
the fuck happened to it's eyes
>>337454071
Acute Colorman.EXE Syndrone
>>337451928
Pff this pic does what that pic does much better.
>>337454958
One of those is an otter
>>337451928
Jesus. I like the little hoot, but I don't go around screaming how ugly Popplio ishe's actually dope in his own way, just not a poke I'd probably have by my side though
People like to brag about their oh so perfect starters while bashing the underdog ones, but don't come crying to me when Game Freak decides to go "fuck it" and make Litten another Fire/Fighting, little hoot into a old fat fart hoot and dapper dog into colossal jester sea lion that someone would be jealous of.
Honestly, even if little hoot ends up being disappointing evolution wise, I'll try my best to have him by my side.Either way, you can just fucking get them all in the fucking GTS and have all three fucking starters so it's not like you're locked into having just one.
>>337452493
That's not how eyes work and I should know,I actually do use that kind of floral pattern as irises for eyes the way I draw and even I don't tend to use it that much.
I like all of the starters, I think they look great
yes that includes Cutelio
I actually like all 3 starters this time around, but I'm going Team Litten, since there's speculation of it being either a hellfire or poison flame tiger (pls no fire/fighting).
I fully expect Popplio to become some acrobatic jester seal with a fun, energetic slim design.
Somebody posted this the otherday
I lost it when I saw Jon
>>337452493
>that middle evolution
I'm not sure why but I find it kinda sexy
can't wait for him to evolve!
STOP HATING ON POPPLIO
HE IS THE LEAST OF OUR WORRIES
JUST FUCKING LOOK AT THE SUN/MOON LEGENDARIES
I FUCKING DARE YOU
THEY'RE HIDEOUS
>>337461731
>galactic lion
>hideous
???????????????????
Moon one is shit though.
>>337461731
>>337461826
>Not liking glorious sleleton moon bat goodness
>Preferring a Pyroar with a shitty fancy main
Literal garbage tastes.
>>337447628
It's too bad it doesn't look fucking anything like that.
>>337461826
>>337462001
They're both overdesigned turds. Honestly worse than X/Y's legendaries. At least Xerneas had porn potential.
>>337462468
Do people ever have an argument about pokemon they don't have nostalgia for other than "lel overdesigned."
>>337462569
>muh nostalgia
Bullshit. Gen 5 was fucking great. Gen 7 starters all look good. The legendaries however look like shit.
>>337462468
What makes them overdesigned?
>>337462717
So many unnecessary appendages, details, spikes, colors, etc.
>>337447628
He does seem to be getting cuter and cuter every day. And he's one of the boldest, most different designs for a starter in the series.
>>337462921
The bat has a three colour theme with pink eyes that works as a contrast to the rest of her body, there really isn't any spikes to speak of and no unnecessary appendages.
Maybe you could point out what's overdesigned in her design?
>>337447628
As long it's final evolution don't get ruined like blaziken, samurott and/or delphox
>>337463830
I was mostly talking about the lion but the gold things on the bat look ridiculous. Honestly without that and maybe minus the edgy spike on the eye and it wouldn't be that bad.