How did Nintendo manage to make one of the freshest shooting game experiences in the last 8 years by combining marine biology and paintball while a (second) remake of one of the most influential and violent shooters of all time that has you blasting demons straight outta hell turns out to be flaming hot trash?
>>337432590
Barney shit, grow up, fag. I bet you like mlp, too.
>still no playable
It's because a fresh new batch of faces were making the game.
and miyamoto was there, on the sidelines, waiting for them to fuck up. wanting to put mario in it.
>>337432590
By actually letting young and fresh developers give it their all without supervision, Miyamoto was only involved in guidance by didn't intervine.
>>337432681
D44Mcucks on suicide watch
>>337432590
>Its another Doom hate thread in disguise
Cmon
>>337432590
effort
All this game had going for it was the fact that it was something new. That's it. It was something that hadn't been done before so it got a lot of attention. However, after the novelty of using paint and paint accessories wears off you are left with the realization that it's a mediocre game.
>>337432590
They wanted to get their cut of shooter money but still appeal to kids. They succeeded but that game has a severe lack of content. You can unlock everything (except amiibo shit) within a day or two.
>Child's game with somewhat new mechanic
>Game aimed at HARDCORRE GAYMERRRRSS that is a bad excuse for a remake of a classic FPS, only put into the modern FPS mold
gee i wonder
>>337433057
Why are you playing an online shooter for the shit you unlock in single-player mode?
Let's see which one sells more first.
>>337433005
>All this game had going for it was the fact that it was something new.
That and it's genuinely fun
>>337433057
>You can unlock everything (except amiibo shit) within a day or two.
Not necessarily a bad thing. The game is easy to just pop in and play either single or multiplayer when you have thirty minutes to spare. In that respect, it's like almost any other shooter that racks up tons of dollars, except that it has a unique play style and isn't just another just another copy paste CoD/Battlefield. It also has the bonus of having a fairly drawn out period of updates and a good amount of character customization. It's only real drawback is the lack of chat functions that handicap the competitive community formed around it. That and probably not enough focus on the single player mode. But these will probably be fixed in Spla2oon, especially if it comes out on NX.
>>337433326
If the game's main selling point is online play then that should tell you it's shit.
>>337433341
Like it matters
>>337433495
Only if you're too self-conscious to find any enjoyment in playing with other people
>>337433495
that might be the most retarded thing I've ever heard
>>337433326
You unlock weapons as you level up in online battles. You unlock the little the game has to offer in no time.
>>337433750
so what?
>How did Nintendo, a company dedicated entirely to making great games, make a great game?
People actually ask this question today.
>>337434187
i think it's more this >>337433197 was a bit of a surprise
This is legitimately one of the funnest games i've played in a really long time. Lack of voice chat sucks but it's still so satisfying to play
>Splatoon
>Rocket League
>Overwatch
What the actual fuck is going on? Fresh and fun multi player games are actually being made.
>>337432736
The original game was shit and if Miyamoto hadn't made some comments it would of bombed. Guidance from someone experianced means a lot for newbies without a visioin.
>>337435946
Yeah, I think the Miyamoto hate has caused people to forget that the guy does actually know a lot about making games
