The last boss you face is now your wife. How fuck are you?
>Andrew Oikonney
I want a divorce.
Last game I played was Dota, so it's probably some dirty peru fuck who can't speak English and is shit at the game. Im fucked
>Shadow Yukiko
Birb pussy
>Crystal Sage from DS3
I am fine with this.
>>337366330
I think Crystal Sage is a dude
>Chaos Kin
Oh god no
>Kraid in Super Metroid
Oh fuck does Kraid have a gender? If it's male, I hope its cock is prehensile like those projectile bellybutton appendages.
>>337366401
I sucked hot shit versus that fuck and listened to their shit so many times my first playthrough. Pretty sure it's a chick.
The way they hold the crystal ball and the arm when they melee attack you seem more feminine than masculine.
But you can't see the face, so whatever.
She was possessed by a demon thing, but it still counts right?
>Clockwerk From sly Cooper
Pretty fucked mate.
Skeletron (expert mode)
I am royally fucked.
>>337365602
I just beat Pokemon Black 2, does Iris count as a boss?
>>337366780
if it was boss fight sure
>>337366936
yea boss fight
>>337366769
it can be him/her
just look at wiki never say male or female
so going to say it up to the player what it is.
I'm good m8.
>>337367719
Is this that qt from Stella Glow?
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/B5R5Cm6.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
Do I get the human version at all, or just this thing?
>>337368056
the bird. enjoy your new wife
>Giovanni from Pokemon Blue
I guess I'm OK with this?
i'm perfectly fine i think
>>337365602
>Gaping Dragon
fuck
>>337366330
Same here. Clone skill sure is nice as well
>>337367912
Yes.
>>337365602
Jackpot.
>>337365602
>Cia
If she thinks I'm Link we're gucci.
HELP
>my wife
not fucked at all, because she doesn't exist
>>337368731
oh god what is that
Not sure how i feel about this.
I think I'll pass.
Naisu
>>337368731
Not even the dolphins can save you now.
Pretty fuck.
Cool. Thanks Trial Roulette.
Lol Snagglebeast from R&C
>>337368916
That was at least a 9/10 Zelda boss though
help me
>>337369321
Get a divorce, quick
>>337365602
I just wanted a fucking token, send help.
>>337365602
Chizuru(aquapazza) with her oni blood awakened.
I'm dead friends
>Dark Metaknight's Revenge
It's going to be a very painful experience having sex with shards of a mirror.
dead as fuck
Cucked dagon and fucked his THICC wife
>>337365602
>It's Dancer
I don't have a problem with this.
Fine with me
>140 Apex Rajang
welp, I guess I'm going to be taking hot monkey dick from now on
>Cynthia from Pokemon Platinum
Very nice
>>337365602
>two princes in DS3
Not too bad all things considered.
>was playing cave story
>giant frog balrogI'm into it.
>>337370021
>no damage
>Rudi Jäger
Given his position, I don't think it would work out and even if it did; I highly doubt he would be the wife in the relationship. Besides, Greta is the love of his life so I don't even know how we ended up in this situation to begin with.
>>337370391
Happened twice. It's almost as if she doesn't want to hurt me.
>>337370654
She likes you. This marriage is going to work.
>Melchiah
Why did I have to start replaying now of all times?
>>337370021
>absolutely no damage
She's picking favorites. You're in good shape.
She counts right?
Boy oh boy aren't I lucky
>Blade Wolf
what the fuck
Joke's on you, Civ 5 doesn't have a boss. I get my choice from a harem of historically famous waifus.
>>337365602
>that big pile of ghosts from the wind waker
multiple ghost blowjobs at once sounds pretty alright
I'm ok with this
>Star dream.exe
He is gonna kill me
>>337365602
Pretty fucked
>>337365602
>on right
I do.
ehhhhhh
>>337372724
>Boss
+ amazing ass
+ got dat soothing sunlight
- literally a monster
- burning sword gonna burn your house down
- sulyvahn's gonna make her kill me
- probably gonna kill me anyways
>>337371075
>lucky
More like fucked.
She's a total psycho you know.
Hmmmm,
hot, but I should probably leave before she hurts me.
>>337372927
Just kill ol' Sully before the marriage and you'll be fine.
>>337373127
At least you didn't wind up with Four.
>>337372891
yes
All hail the emperor.
>>337372927
>>337373143
Better yet have Sulyvahn give you two your vows and then kill him immediately afterward.
Wouldn't be too bad I suppose.
>>337373070
How can you call somebody so cute a psycho!
She's an angel
>boss
>Monster Hunter
>Pink Rathian
Oh boy
>>337370368
>quote is presumably the size of a normal person
>balfrog as tall as like 6-7 quotes
How the fuck is that gonna work?
>two of these
where do i stick it in
should i be happy or deeply worried?
>baldurs gate 2
>Bodhi
Eh not too bad...
>>337375335
Sexualize the Rathian!
>that immortal werewolf (forgot his name) in that magic garden in Witcher 3
Why?
>>337365602
>>337365602
>Hinoka from FE:Fates
She's pretty cute
>>337365602
>Pontifex Sullivan from DaS3
p-pls don't feed me to the saint hun
>>337376135
Well, she's mental, but still sexy.
>>337376274
Ka...kawaii.
>>337366660
Just let it posses Palutena's body again
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