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she can pump-a-rump my pickle-pee
>Same pictures every time
>Same thread every time
>>337358307
Post cute, this thread is shit as it is.
that not pump a rum
that not pickle pee
>>337358515
>same counter responses every time
>>337358610
>>337358515
Waifufags. what else can you expect?
>>337358307
I'd pump her rump if you know what i'm sayin
>>337358669
>same response to counter responses every time
>>337358731
I don't get it.
>>337358736
>same response to response of counter responses every time
>>337358541
>post cute
>not a bird
Did somebody say Ornifex?
>>337358697
>that rush of dopamine they get when they shitpost and waifufag on /v/
Sometimes I am jealous I am not that simple of a person
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR-uGse3zG0
>>337358680
I DON'T GET IT.
>>337358307
WOW
THAT IS ORIGINAL
AND
ISNT
POSTED
EVERY TIME
i'd urinate in her mouth if you catch my drift
>>337358880
>same responses to responses of responses to counter responses every time
>>337358979
FUCK
>>337358307
PUMP-ASONIC OC
>>337359104
(You)
>game has a talking bird that doesn't even actually appear
>people force their fetish version of them in every single thread about the game and then make new ones just for it
Hope you realize you're literally furries at this point.
>>337358307
I would pump a rum in her pickle pee if you know what I mean
>>337358307
>>337358496
>>337358731
>>337359104
>>337359351
>>337358515
All Tomo-chan threads are the sam- Oh shit! Wrong board.
>>337359343
>game has a talking bird that doesn't even actually appear
>has anime voice
>game has PC release
>steam weebs do their thing
>>337359393
Stuff like this loses any amusement when the screencap was made by the original poster. That's fucking gay.
>>337358680
Put the pump-a-rum in the back, onii-chan
PUMP MY RUM
PUMP MY MOTHERFUCKING RUM
>>337358464
why does she love her avelyn so much and does she ever shoot it?
This forced meme fucking sucks.
>turn a bird that doesn't even have a model into a anime girl OC purely based off of voice and one-off meme line alone
>turn said OC into a meme to push the usage of the line and discussion of OC
And people tell ke Dark Souls isn't the most embarassingly autistic fanbase of all time.
>>337359693
https://youtu.be/7MlHmCpnJIU
>>337358307
I'D FUCK HER VIOLENTLY, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!
>>337359760
You must be new around here
>>337358680
>>337359503
But PC would be turning it into an anthro bird if anything.
PC = furries
PS4 = weeaboo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MlHmCpnJIU
>>337359847
do not sexualize the crow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70GgyJAF8jI
>>337359760
And to think, this series used to be fairly respectable to enjoy
Popularity is the root of all evil, apparently
>>337359957
Steam weebs are fucking worse then PS4 weebs
They can use steam as a weeb facebook
But I do see what you're saying
This is the fourth crow in the series and people are only just now starting to sexualize it.
What's up with that?
>>337358970
>velkas lil follower monsters
>find that one black smith in dark souls 2
>mfw the porn
>>337359494
>hiatus
>>337360208
cute
>>337360193
Dark Souls became a meme series after 2
Now everyone is on the bandwagon and can shitpost from day 1
>>337360193
Voice is super sultry.
>>337359751
I'm forcing my meme into your mom right now.
>>337360250https://d.maxfile.ro/lzfptnuuby.mp4
>>337360106
Holy fuck is that actually the in game voice for this?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT SHE SOUNDS FUCKING RETARDED. HOLY FUCK THOSE BIRD CAWS ARE SO BAD. HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>337360316
You must be delusional to hear that. It's the exact same as previous iterations. Hell, fucking sparkly sounded more fuckable
>>337359393
>trigger waifufags
>>337360078
It's a little too late for that
do not sexualize the birbs pls
>>337360430
you ever heard a bird talk anon? they dont sound like people talking
>>337360430
LIKE I CANT EVEN FUCKING UNDERSTAND HOW YOU'RE SEXUALIZING THAT. IT SOUNDS LIKE SOME FUCKING HAMBEAST CHICK AT THE COLLEGE WHO'S TRYING TO BE QUIRKY "BRWAAH? BRWWAH?" HOLY SHIT IM DYIN
>>337360430
>>337360715
Hahahaha How is Sexualizing Birds Real. Like Close Your Eyes Nigga Hahaha Like Walk Away From The Computer Hahahaha
>>337360174
A weeb is a weeb, don't kid yourself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MlHmCpnJIU
>>337359393
Why did so many people reply to him?
>>337360889
no, I fully undestand how sexualizing birbs is real.
What I don't understand is people jerkin it to this voice, she sounds downsy. Not in a funny way either. Like it's just bad VA. This some borderline Chaos Wars shit.
Did that one drawfag ever deliver with the goods?
>>337360715
>on a website mostly populated by shutins,neets, and losers
>thinking they wont sexualize everything
virginity is death
>>337361045
Well the first few Anons wanted to shit on him
After that it was a lot of
>hurr I want to be part of this epic screenshot
>>337360106
I thought you were all joking
>>337360417
>>337359693
No, it's mine!
>>337361045
because all the /v/irgins thought it was funny to let everyone know they were going to pump her rum monday-sunday january-december and every season
>>337359790
>posting the vastly inferior version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wTndUgskZQ
>>337358307
uhm im pump a rum tyvm
>>337361353
Haha! Holy fucking shit dude, epic!
Is this a crow thread?
>>337359760
Yeah, people are having fun, good god how fucking horrible.
I mean, don't get me wrong, soulfags are fucking cancer but this isn't the reason why.
>>337361509
>they call me toruk makto
>>337361509
Why do they love bullying Bald Eagles so much? Please stop bullying our national animals!
>>337360417
>>337361509
>>337358731
Well meme'd my friend.
>>337360417
>>337359393
classic /v/ making these screencaps for Reddit
>>337359205
memes
>>337360417
>>337361045
Because they wanted to be part of the screencap on /r/4chan.
>>337360106
>that font on something so small
why
>>337359517
It pretty much says "look at me, I was funny!"
>>337361828
>blacks taking away americans hard-earned rewards
>>337362413
DELETE THIS
>>337362413
what the actual fuck that webm
>>337361828
beagles tend to kill things crows can't, and then not actually eat that much of it. beagles are straight up free meal tickets
>>337361509This was on reddit a few hours ago, you fucking hypocrites.
>>337360193
Because "pickle-pee" and "pump-a-rum" is more meme-able than "shiny/sparky/silky/warm".
See >>337358496
>>337358731
>>337359351
>>337359393
for reference.
>>337358307
needs more lewds
>>337362702
>>337361509
GO BACK
>>337362702
The image is from one year ago you dumbass.
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2015/06/150702-crow-rides-bald-eagle-animal/
>oh no reddit is breathing quick everyone hold your breathe
>>337362413
this better be a pity "oh fine, you're starving so just take it". otherwise what the fuck
>>337360316
Autism is real.
>>337361509
>>337362413
top heh
>>337362927
>first link when you google search it
yeah nah, you got it from reddit.
>>337362824
404 ass not found.
What the fuck is with this new cancer? You don't even see this NPC in the fucking game.
Waifufags are truly retarded.
>>337362927
/v/ is still full of "I'm part of the cool kids club" autists, anon.
>Still no vore Art of her
God damn it /v/
>>337363023
No, I got it from imgur.
Funny how you outed yourself as a redditard for nothing.
>>337363210
>imgur
That's still reddit tier you dingas.
>>337363210
imgur is reddit, friend.
>>337363008
Merricucks on suicidewatch
>>337363315
It's just a bird?
>>337363210
>imgur
holy shit, kill yourself.
>>337361903
>life is suffering
>life is only pain
>>337363270
>>337363264
Well shit guess I'll stop searching for animal images on imgur, wouldn't want the reddit police to catch me.
>>337363524
i'll let you off with a warning this time.
>>337359517
>>337358307
She wants my cu.... I mean pum?
>>337363524
>trying to act cool when you've been caught
>>337362365
how about go fuck yourself faggot
>>337363008
some get their facts wrong on American bald eagle
>>337363654
>>337363564
somebody think about the children
>>337363654
See you in three days, anon.
>>337363704
why are you even baiting the bait?
>>337363704
>vulture vomit
Are eagles the biggest cucks?
>>337363842
I am.
I'm thinking about all the children I'm going to leave buried in the garbage soaking into tissue paper.
>>337358307
Who is this bootleg Papi?
>>337360417
if i click this, i'm not gonna get v&, am i?
Did pumparum posting originate from /v/? I'm seeing it posted on steam and other cringy sites
post more crows you stupid fucks
>>337364173
>tfw the Firekeeper's crown was cut from the game along with Yhorm's set and a dozen other awesome weapons and sets
They better be coming in the DLC or I swear to god...
Fucking pedophiles.
>>337364285
DELETE THIS!
Bird is dead
Too much snow
>>337364280
That dog looks a bit uncomfortable.
>>337364315
>pedophiles
#1 its a drawing
#2 its a drawing of a fictional character
#3 said character isn't even human
#4 you don't even know what the age of said character is
#5 where do you think we are
#6 ????
#7 profit
>>337359760
>people talking about the game and having fun
>AHSIHDAIS FUCK YOU ADHOMEIN
I think you may be the autistic one, friend
>>337364448
t. mentally ill pedophile
>its a drawing so it doesn't make me a pedo!
Reminder for anti-anime normals:
1) There is nothing immoral about non-harmful sex with willful children.
Letting a 15-year-old touch your penis, of their own will, harms no one. To the child such an act holds the same significance as shaking a hand, and sates natural curiosity. The harm occurs when the child is told by society that they must behave as though traumatized, else they are abnormal or sluts.
2) Children are capable of consent.
It is legal to kill or artificially inseminate a cow with the mental capacity of a 1-year-old human, but it is illegal to allow a teenaged human to see your penis.
Because of course teenagers and children can be 'manipulated' into sex. The same teenaged human, however, can happily be the target of government military propaganda, including in-school military recruitment programs; deliberately manipulative ad campaigns intended specifically to deceive children; and otherwise manipulated in a thousand ways detrimental to their wellbeing.
But when it comes to letting a teenager follow their natural, healthy instincts, this cannot be allowed.
3) This type of ``morality'' is an effort at dominating human sexuality and deviance to achieve greater control and social homogeneity.
It is legal to artificially inseminate a cow, yet it is illegal to masturbate while doing so. No extra harm is incurred on the animal in doing so.
The objective of these laws is to punish deviance, not affect greater common good for mankind. It is at its root a form of religious control for the sake of itself.
4) There is nothing shameful or unnatural whatsoever at being attracted to children. It is human nature to be attracted to young mating partners due to the incredible genetic health of their offspring.
http://msc.sagepub.com/content/9/1/2.long
Cffspring's downs syndrome incidence organized by maternal age
At age 16, 1 in 2,843
At age 20, 1 in 1,441
At age 40, 1 in 84
>>337358970
Ornifex isn't cute.She's pure sex
>>337362702reddit and 4chan have the same userbase
>>337359393
>tfw I was one of those first few replies
>>337364312
that's not the firekeeper, though
>>337363008
the north american bison just became the US's national mammal and could wreck all 3 of those
>>337364525
If I draw a stick figure with a word bubble that says "I'm three" is it child porn?
>>337364525
>caring about pedophilia on a pedophilia website
"i am a retard" - anon 2016
>>337360417
>>337364523
if you truly think that you need to internet harder
>>337364523
need sheep girl
>>337364589
Sup Allison, enjoying unemployment?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MlHmCpnJIU
>>337362413
Isis vs USA
>>337364523
Help
DO NOT SEXUALISE THE PICKLE-PUM
SHE IS FOR HUGGIN, NOT FOR FUGGIN
>>337364523
rolling that shiz
>>337364589
Fuck off and die, Allison.
>>337364856
c-c-cute!
>>337364843
>>337364935
It's a nice feeling when your argument is so foolproof that people don't even attempt to refute them.
>>337364724
And where is that lolikon board now?
Get fucked pedo.
>>337358541
please tell me thats not the only image that person has drawn
i need more
>>337364975
>retarded frogposter
>pedophile
Might as well just kill yourself.
>>337364589
>Reminder for anti-anime normals
>proceeds to list why pedophilia is okay
Anime was a mistake.
>>337364589
Average weebcucks everyone.
>>337364975
>HURRDURR EARTH IS FLAT XDDDD
>man what a retard
>I SO SMART U RESORT TO INSULT XDDD
kys my girl
>I literally can not enjoy a character unless they are a cute anime girl
That no pickle-pee.
You people are faggots of the highest order.
>>337364731I'm sorry but what is this even from
>monster girl heresy
Stop right now
>>337358307
I'd pump her rump
>>337365176
>>337365201
>>337365084
So, are you upset that your fragile Jewish-instilled views on sexual morality are being debunked so easily?
>>337364589
What the fuck does being an animefag have to do with being a pedophile? Fucking kill yourself.
PUMP
PUMP A RUM!
What is the crow actually called? Everyone just calls her pickle-pee
>crows in previous games just drawn as small crows
>suddenly monster girl fags shit up the crow this game by making it an anime grill to whack off to
the internet is literally filled to the brim with porn and yet you sexualize a bird with no model or canon appearance
fuggin pathetic senpaitachi
>>337365352
>smug anime faec
Epic, just epic.
>>337365376
Hatchling, I think. The name is in the credits. Otherwise, Pickle-Pee Pump-a-rum
>>337365352
Why are all weebs pedophiles? You people give anime a bad reputation.
>>337364875
>>337364769
give me the artist name and I will be your friend
>>337365440
That face isn't smug, it's neutral. Does your autism give you trouble reading expressions, little guy?
>>337365352
>you dont want sex with kids!? j-jews!
Even /pol/ hates your kind.
>>337365428
Blame the shitty monster musume anime that for some reason is extremely popular with entry level casuals and normalfags.
>>337365279
But what if they're cute like Jenetta?
>>337365502
There's nothing wrong with what you're calling pedophilia. Virtually all people are attracted to 13+ year olds. It's in human nature.
You guys think I can cosplay pickle pee? I was thinking about doing it because I have some of the same features.Only problem is that I'm a dude so maybe it won't look good.
>>337365428
You don't understand, it's the same group of people who does this with literally everything. They absolutely, under any circumstance, can not enjoy something unless it is a generic anime girl.
It's hilariously pathetic, and worse than Ponyfags at this point.
You know how cringeworthy it is when faggots re-draw preexisting characters as ponies? Yeah. That's how the rest of the world sees these little anime girl shits.
>>337365669
Avatarfagging is against the rule, pedo.
>>>/a/
>>337358307
It´s dark souls, she will look more like this.
>>337365686
https://www.google.com/search?tbs=sbi:AMhZZit3RVjRolVVgKbN6RaNIiB-I_18SlhNeBZAV-di1ce5OVsSy0oCFXX-TQ8svNE78yozNLnc4_1GaTG-BKRKCFiNnSrlwUt8BcDhOW-PmTCQ9mcght2srXfEqwPXlKsFk2bUJz_1vz9JJa_13-AJkXPOD5SdYYXNgC0qDcZiFGR07g0utqggs8Z03GyUYUAlciJAtxKer6IRJig8YYXB_19MisgZXmZW_1wvGWN7gTlEoZyQwjEzjyE_1xyqT4xYBRlgpjVJigJEtZWLD8pZ4K60DjnIZZXausCPomI-vC2Qsix7doVAm8MNnR4Fn6hKTAyTyRcdpVvEFlAyt8dmQZnYjru7vWLYGYT10b5vujxRyWTC89n0adPdFxQTK8oJQ0gxBh0S-MGcDhRJYOmXQF8LLDdTvKwYdf1eNbIResaonYL83Pd3aP4bG9SnZYdROZmsMxC1Yf-oYU3b7wkWdCpNJ-Vg1n1uh5dGGlTWFDBvN72HWfVqWvX336Y3DFeWvmGIEtNnUdTfQ0DOvs6Slad3d9Vee7-vp6t7f7yg8goLKQk8b3yjkFdqO7FJQCg5yd_1Ruy8TnHaVnL1eDLeC2KpU1j94-1DD5SSkBewYObBweW8SLnB72ew_1fbetk1iYBNt-SI340bmRwupij6bW-UMmeMwH_1myPJn_1sTs_1xLJ4j0f3LB0-aZ0i47856-w9711dM4VihTfJ0oYvVnGdzCknEJjZZvYpXYwEWsn_12Y7_1EH4obJtBX-dVO604sGR5bsOeDJxPv5o0fD2cxcnlUBmhcSDVtvhrrRLi9684-SX5q1el2-H7TKDJRKS1PvmhyPx31nnlWg1qybsCqI_1exjrmySfGQy0F82OG1cb1rf6G2MwYhZB5FxmSBMrMQlJSb_1T6Jr9kFGpGQjfO0AD9w9VVs5_1_1j-pTa7eHfSCa34ievECL-de3fEMxVHpOWHoFywf65EqrVMcCiyQaACYXgtqv87WoBqhNGzfEinyzxTqGCgZBQiNHkQJn-ljhFPTe1Tv0jCCIxBNVfm7_13_1QoxoF7L1CGEZBdjDx0vdjgaIc_1RCtXS0ncZstbTyO0YDFVh4aql_1QDB-J1xIeBDuhCWP58bWcObVSHDvGpLgRv2lQxX9QPPPR11gpeECFWY54r2SaHKogb3owFwU92QQRgrZawxVLpVYpJLqJkwDhMJKiOTeDSGaFiTHpgM_16lea8eQIpwBElQQ98kj-brs38aTM706X71FNqlaMpmljZ5dY6MZrXjEtLA-m6CWuNANOyxcp6wpa9kiGXLFfrIYnQbckNL3tlqIL02pFK4gAg1U4s1SOOWMhomdFSc8AXSTmO2wE1Bpw1zN0g5FcVc26SAj9U_1hx9IpGWDCyuXw_1PDsfU1vNO42kmyoOP6qL_1zsaGRkToQ7qMJVyQzICKUrK6Q4CmJS-5mXWZM3K2bMgZwAWihGYshiYN9P_1NsyjZqB1ld3R2aa-yXSyyiPkCcCy7Lc3EcUSyo-xM6nVThqcpikW69z23zzYqLU8bWzNA1NuKyXsQuVPa1aDoJKbsoEJHa7Rq4kf55uB3K5Hnb2lgrKp-MFVEuAbVd-A0u4HRqgbc2wjXUQjOGoXQhSMqP
this isn't you
>>337365686
You were supposed to forget the image.
>>337365669
Okay, Muhammed.
>>337365508
style looks a lot like nukomasu but i can't confirm
>>337362606
So it's a perfect metaphor of the white hardworking citizens of america supporting the niggers on welfare?
>>337365520
they aren't kids anon, they're drawings
>>337365762
I repost my pic alot
>>337365686
You could probably pull it off. I mean, technically we don't know pump-a-rums actual gender..
>>337365706
Thats actually very true. I love how weebs hate ponyfags while acting exactly like them.
>>337365762
What the fuck? This just installed something on my computer what the fuck?
>>337365621
no shit i blame monster musume, shit i like monster girls myself but like >>337365706 says theyve become fucking ponyfags at this point
everything has to be a monster grill and if its not a monster girl then it should be redrawn as one
buncha retards
>>337365686
you know damn well that that's not you
>>337362413
Why are white americans such fucking cucks?
>>337365898
I'm not talking about drawings, I'm talking to the avatarfag that's defending literal pedophilia
Why are birds so cute?
>>337365864
Nigga that's just cruel
>>337365898
>I want to have sexy with this underaged drawing
>IM NOT A PEDO THOUGH LMAO
I will never understand ''lolicon'' logic.
>>337365279
Best H-Scenes girl and best bro all round desu.
>>337364523
Rollan.
>>337365762
I just got a promotion at work, you asshole.
>>337365512
>le autism
I'm not the one still watching cartoons.
>>337364523
dark slime get
>>337365917
good luck anon-kun
Normalbuddies: if letting a 15-year-old see your penis is immoral, why is brainwashing them with corporate & military propaganda moral?
And also, why is artificially inseminating a cow with the mental faculties of a 1-year-old human moral?
>>337364420
adorbs
You fucking lowlifes think this bird is a anime manga bitch hahaha. fucking sad m8 real fuckin sad
>pump-a-rump
>pickle-pee
What the actual fuck does she mean by this?
>>337364523
It can't be helped.
>>337366165
Fuck off already pedo.
>>>/a/
>>>/b/
>>337366042
my b
>>337366101
>underaged drawing
anon, i want you to think about what you just said real hard
>>337365686
Why are you posting other people's pictures
>>337360106
How do people actually get off to this, it just makes me cringe
http://plays.tv/video/5733dd091cb56aa4ec/wheres-the-floor-
>>337366165
DELETE THIS
>>337366165
>military propaganda
U fuken wot?
The military has been demonized non fucking stop for the last decade.
>>337366165
Is this moral
>>337364523
Here we go
>>337359162
I'd rape her tiny little crowhole if you catch my cold.
>>337366267
>its a fictional character it doesn't have an age even if I drawn them with the body of a child!
>>337365669
ALLAH AHKBAR
>>337366238
>pump-a-rump
Sound a drum makes
>pickle-pee
Sound a flute makes
>What the actual fuck does she mean by this?
Sound a dumb nigger makes
>>337365352
fuck it
i will not stand for it
1. you are saying that children who were molested are only pretending to be traumatized, which is false
2. you say "children are capable of consent" then you talk about adolescents. which one is it then? someone who is 15 is sexually mature and would be considered an adult if society wasn't so comfortable to the point psychological development is very slow (people don't have a chance to be mature and perfectly aware of the gravity of things until they're in their mid-20s at this point)
3. muh conspiracy theory. it's seen in a bad way because you're fucking mentally ill if you want to fuck an animal, or a pre-pubescent child, or anything that shouldn't be fucked and that can't even consent to being fucked or reciprocate feelings back.
4. young mating partners =/= too young to handle pregnancy, you fucktard
if what you are defending is sex with children: reported to the FBI
if what you are defending is sex with people over 13: fucking congratulations, you can't express yourself at all. also, minimal age of consent in a lot of countries is 13-14, you're not spouting some amazing discovery here.
not only that but sex with mentally undevelopped people is seen as a bad thing because sex has psychological & emotional consequences, not just physical, and today's youth is too retarded to handle it well. Hence why it is more okay for teenagers to fuck teenagers instead.
kill you're self
>>337366321
tell me that isn't what i think it is
>>337366313
We're not in the vietnam era any more, retardo. The military is worshipped. Military propagandists are all over the Internet.
Remember that time Reddit found out that the US army was putting up 'soldier returns home and his dog and grandpa are realy happy: happy nice video!!' posts every week, on a 1-hour old account, vote-manipulating it to the #1 spot, then deleting the account right afterwards?
>>337364523
Oh shit here we go
>>337366291
It sound like a fat landwhale high school weeb trying hard to make cutesy anime voice.
Animefags need help.
>>337366321
such a clever joke
>>337366480
it is.
>>337366453
>[that thing you said] is false
Oh, it's false? Wow, you really cleared that one up.
>>337366545
oh fuck i didn't mean it like that
i literally just meant ''is this moral''
>>337361509
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbRS9K4rZ8Y
>>337364523
It's time
>>337366321
you just know
>>337366321
ITS A GIRL HORSE
ITS JUST HORSE MILK
>>337365686
please stop posting this picture of me
>>337366379
Anon, I'm not arguing for pedophilia.
But you really seem to lack any understanding of the actual reason its bad and why these drawing are literally nothing more than drawing.
I cannot rape a drawing. A drawing is not sentient. A drawing cannot be emotionally scarred.
But most importantly, a drawing isn't real in the first place.