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>IT'S NOT FOR KIDS IT'S ALL AGES! when will this
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>IT'S NOT FOR KIDS IT'S ALL AGES!

when will this meme end?
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pathetic thread
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>that one autist who only plays nintendo games
>his goty is always a mario or zelda game even if it's a shitty spinoff
>probably knows the name of every pokemon by heart
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literally the fucking same
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I'll enjoy things and you can't stop me.
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>>337331160

When it stops being true
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>>337331160
The second people stop pretending that being mature means denying yourself certain types of fun.
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>>337333227
i bet you still watches kids show on tv faget
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>>337333321
So what if I do? Going to cry about it?
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>>337333051
>that one autist who uses the quote function as some abstract meme device
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>IT'S NOT PORN! IT'S ALL AGES! IT WAS RELEASED ON STEAM!
How far will these "memes" go?
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>>337333321
>GOTTA BE AN ADULT, GOTTA PROVE MY MATURITY

Shit like that makes you sound more like a child than actually being a child, so congratulations.
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>>337334152
>this is what kids actually believe
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>>337333972
Porn is for all ages.
Stop being so scared of sexuality ,america.
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When will this when will this meme end meme end?
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>>337333972
What vn is that from?
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>>337334230
Sure, you may be laughing now, but you won't be laughing when these busty "memes" get tentacle raped in next Animal Crossing!
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>>337331160
>games is for kids
>you can't beat it
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Video games are for kids.
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>>337334394
Kindred Spirits on the Roof. It's a wholesome story for all ages about creating a yuritopia in all-girls school.
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>>337331160

The moment other publishers release fun platformers.
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>>337331160
When it stops being true.
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>>337334228
I'm 26, and no, this is what people with common sense and logic think. Trying to be an adult and prove your maturity only shows your immaturity. Being an adult has nothing to do with what you enjoy, whether it's childish or not, it has to do with your maturity level in terms of your age. Which as you've displayed, is incredibly lacking, unless you're actually a child.
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>>337331160
I guess when it's no longer true?
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>>337334493
Thanks mate now to head over to the steam community's screenshot section to rip all the good images without paying for shit.
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>>337334572
if you unironically watch kids shows then you're a fucking kid period
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>>337334669
Says who?
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>>337334653
You could just go to E-Hentai or something. Not that you'll get much, since the game is more focused on comedy and FEELINGS than sexy scenes.
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>>337331160
When Naughty Dog goes back to making Jak and Daxter games.
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>>337334669
That isn't how being an adult works, but whatever you say. I mean I guess everyone should watch Game of Thrones for all the tits, dicks, and ass, because that's not for kids and clearly makes you an adult right? Guess you can't watch anything PG-13 movie wise either as that's clearly only for teenagers.
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>>337334751

do tell me 1 (one) adult who enjoys watching sesame street or teletubbies
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>>337334669
Depends on the show. Shit like Gravity Falls was made as much for adults as it was for kids.

You do understand that kids shows are written by adults who understand that parents have to watch it as well, yes?
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>>337334858
Yeah nah, I can already see how this is going to end.
>list adults that like cartoons
>"but they're not adults BECAUSE THEY WATCH CARTOONS!"
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>>337334858
John Omally.
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>>337334885
theres a difference between all ages show and kids show


>>337334952
depends on which cartoons.
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>>337334858
Sesame Street and Teletubbies are actually bad for a child's development. Scientific studies have repeatedly demonstrated that the more you try to include adult aspects into your child's life, the faster their development is.

Not saying you should show your little girl what a Sybian is, of course, but settle for something a little better than just stupid baby talk shows made for parents who didn't deserve to have their crotch-spawn born in the first place.
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>>337334713
Wow you weren't kidding.
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>>337331160
What a great thread
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>>337334858
Probably plenty of adults turn on sesame street every now and then to get a sense of nostalgia. Same reason people still pop on Courage the Cowardly Dog or Adventure Time or Regular Show or Dexter's Lab. All of which are kid's shows and are still good tv shows.

Again, what you watch, play, do, etc. does not determine whether you are an adult or not. It is not a hard concept to grasp for anybody above the age of 5.

Besides you never did address my point that by your own logic, an adult can only play M-Rated games, watch R-Rated Movies, etc. Seeing as how the rest are apparently for kids and teenagers. In fact, you can't even watch that, because both of those imply you're 17, so you only have X-Rated and AO-Rated, as both are 18+.
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>>337334978
>theres a difference between all ages show and kids show
just like how there is a difference between a kids game (generally rated eC) and a game for all ages (rated E or E10+)
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>>337335078
mario is not all ages game
it's a fucking kids game
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>>337334978
No because cartoons ARE FOR CHILDREN
ALL OF THEM
>depends on which cartoons.
Who decides what cartoons are ok and what aren't?
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>>337331160
In relation to your pic, it will stop being for all ages when Nintendo stops making the fucking best games.

Outside of Nintendo, if it's good, then it's worth people of all ages enjoying.
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>>337335110
I know plenty of adults that fucking play Mario games, the fuck are you on about. Mario Kart, Mario Party, hell plenty of people will pop in the 3DS, DS, or hell even the old NES game to still have fun with.

You're a goddamn autistic fedora tipper or some shit.
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>>337335045
>Watching Dexter's Lab for nostalgia only

I watch it as an adult with my kids for all the shit they sneak passed the radar, like all good "kid's" shows.
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>>337335110
Says who?
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>>337335114
What a stupid fucking picture.
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>>337333051
>probably knows the name of every pokemon by heart
I'll give you the others but the "knowing things is bad" meme must stop
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>>337335114
>>337335235
>aesthetics of a children's cartoon
>nonsensical story of a children's cartoon
>presentation of a children's cartoon
>overly colorful like a children's cartoon
>simplistic as a children's cartoon


>B-BUT ITS NOT FOR CHILDREN!
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>>337335295
Why? Because it proves you wrong?
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>>337335237
Oh I watch it every now and then too when I catch it on, it's a legit good show still, but some people will watch it for nostalgia's purpose as well, but either one doesn't make them a kid by that anon's logic. It's just a silly immature argument/assumption really.
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>>337335110
Tell that to the fucking 100% completion stuff in any Mario game.

Suck my dick, Grandmaster Daredevil. I didn't want that last piece anyway.
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>>337331160
I hope soon. Videogames in general are for retarded kids or men who didn't develop their brain enough.
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>>337335342
Wow, I'm happy I'll never become this autistic about what other people enjoy.
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>>337335347
No because famous is in quotations with the first two people being Robin Williams and Will Smith.

That's why it's fucking stupid.
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Reminder replying to obvious bait makes you just as big a faggot as the shitposters.
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>>337335454
Oh I didn't even notice. Fair enough.
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>>337335342
I'm glad you showed me the light, guess I'll go play some Manhunt 2 or watch some porn, because only adults do that.

Am I mature yet? AM I AN ADULT YET?!

You're a goddamn autist.
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>>337335330
It's less "knowledge is bad" and more "highly specialised knowledge in specific fields shows too much effort funnelled into frivolous areas". Essentially it's saying "since I can't learn and retain knowledge at a high rate no one else should be able to therefore people are wasting their "mental slots" on crap instead of important stuff like I do." It's like people thinking that memorising digits of pie must make someone really smart but when it just shows good data retention abilities, which frankly a slab of hard stone is also really good for if you've got a chisel.
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>>337335479
When will the BAIT meme end?
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>>337335442
>>337335557

kindly tell me the difference between

>>337331160
and
>>337333109
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>>337335638
One is for everybody, the other is for babies.
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>>337333051
>thet one guy who only plays +16 and +18 games
>his GOTY is always the game with more marketing or paid scores even if it had a shitload of worthless DLC, microtransictions or season pass
>Probably bitches about graphics and story in videogames

Two can play this game.

Extremes are never the go-to option. Nintendo does make games enjoyable for everyone at all ages, but they make the games they know. Don't try to make Nintendo sound like the new messiah when there's a lot of genre's and styles Nintendo never does and a lot of genres only Nintendo does well.

Take the best of everyone and remember them for that.
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>>337335592
>which frankly a slab of hard stone is also really good for if you've got a chisel.

Not exactly. It takes longer to input, and it takes up more space than other options :3
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>>337335638
Well one is actually aimed towards toddlers and watched almost exclusively by toddlers, the other is aimed at everyone and a vast variety of ages plays them.

Do I really have to explain common sense to you? Are you from the United States?
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>>337335691
>same athestics
>same nonsensical story
>same presentation (sound effect and everything)
>same overly colorful design
>same simplistic design
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>>337335592
>too much effort
but unless you're an idiot, playing each of the games once should be enough
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>>337335758
Oh so you watch Teletubbies? Good to know.
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Why am I not allowed to play a game just because it's colourful?
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>>337335808
i used to when i was a kid
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>>337335716
Yeah, but if you give me a chisel and a slab of stone people will know killroy was here well after I'm dead and gone.
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>>337335845
You mean one year ago?
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>>337335882
no, that's your mom
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>>337335758
>same athestics
You're blind
>same nonsensical story
How is saving a princess from an evil villain nonsensical? Cliche sure, but not nonsensical.
>same presentation (sound effect and everything)
You're also deaf apparently.
>same overly colorful design
Color does not make something childish, have you ever been outside, or is going outside childish as well?
>same simplistic design
Being simplistic doesn't mean it's for children either, writing is simplistic for instance, is that only for children?

Your arguments are absolutely fucking retarded.
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>>337335841
Because going outside, ya know where it's all colorful as hell, its for children anon, duh. I mean real adults stay inside in the dark damp of their basement arguing about whether something is for children or not, didn't ya know?
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>>337335920
>Color does not make something childish
it does when it's overly done

guess why the new CIV and simcity 2015 looks like shit
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>>337335758
>same athestics
While Teletubbies has only one aesthetic style, Nintendo games often mix it up between the games in same series. Compare Sunshine, Galaxy and 3D World, they all go for different style.
>same nonsensical story
That is just series staying true to their roots, and playing to their strenghts. Mario and Kirby don't need intricate stories or lore. That is something Nintendo does with other series like Zelda.
>same presentation (sound effect and everything)
Fucking sound effects.
>same overly colorful design
Fucking colors.
>same simplistic design
See the first point.
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>>337335846
Not if I smash your slab of stone a hammer.
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>>337335989
>it does when it's overly done
That makes no sense whatsoever. Are flowers or trees or cars childish because of their vast overly colorful natures and aesthetics?
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>>337335989
enlighten me. What's a good,cool and mature artsyle, then?
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>>337336068
What's even your point right now? Every data storage/retrieval system can be destroyed. Some take more effort. I'm a lot squishier than a slab of stone, despite what I tell the ladies online.
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>>337336118
simcity 4
civilization 5
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Look at how childish this is guys, I can't stand it!
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>Rated E for Everyone
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>>337336103
being overly colorful PLUS simplistic IS childish

>>337336174
that's not simplistic at all.
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>>337335989
Poor and cheap design. You can also see it in MMOs like ToR and Wildstar, with developers trying to emulate WoW's low-texture style, not understanding that it was because of machine limitations at the time, not because it looks particularly good.
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>>337336157
So, you mean games like psychonauts, Majora's mask, JAck & daxter, Killer 7 and so on are childish games because they use colorful styles?
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>>337335989
>>337336157
Nigger what, both Simcities have the same color tones.
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It's like saying Merrie Melodies, Silly Symphonies or all good old cartoons were just for kids.
Sure, they were made to be enjoyed by kids but also for teens, adults or even old people.

Teletubbies is more comparable to educational games like Hugo or those educational mobile games.
Mario is more comparable to those evergreen cartoon shorts or '90s Cartoon Network's shows.
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>>337336196
>being overly colorful PLUS simplistic IS childish
Says who?
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>>337336196
>sticking flowers into dirt isn't simplistic
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>>337336243
>>337336236
>>337336270
>>337336302


refer to picture kiddos
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>>337336236
Wrong, WoW was always meant to be running in poor textures so it could run on a variety of PCs and it's still like this today despite them having clear indications that they can improve and upgrade the engine's shade/lighting qualities, water qualities, fire qualities, etc.

That is how MMOs and MOBAs work, so they can run on tons of different PCs. We had games prior to WoW that ran and looked better with ease, it wasn't a limitation of PC at fucking all.
>>337336270
Please stop ruining this thread with childish things anon, it's hurting all of our brains, like jesus look at how colorful and simplistic that is, oh god, my fedora is tipping, make it stop!
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>>337336151
But you're also alot faster at taking in information than a block of stone.

What even was your original point?
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>>337336350
One on the left looks like arse, one on the left looks like someone has put a smog filter over it. They're both crap, but the right is the better of the two bags of shit.
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>>337336350
Hey look all those colors you can find by going outside! Maybe you should try it sometime.
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>>337336435
>But you're also alot faster at taking in information than a block of stone.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me in a long time. You're wrong, but thank you anyway anon.
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Stay mad
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>>337336350
this is all happening because you're butthurt over civ 6 artstyle, right?
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>>337335114
Evidently you do, anon.
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While I don't agree with thise dude about colorful being bad, I'm curious about what happened with CivIV art direction.
It's pretty big departure from the series' usual style, and doesn't really look much better or detailed. If anything, it brings to mind mobile game aesthetics, or the style used for that recent Age of Empires F2P game.
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>>337336350
Hey look it's Jacksonville and Detroit, damn you Jacksonville and your childish nature, your fucking green grass and blue beaches! It's nothing like mature and depressing Detroit!
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>>337336520
No, anon, scores count only when it's Uncharted. Otherwise, it doesn't count.
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This isnt the 90s anymore OP

Being kid centric is not something negative anymore
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The only people who hate color are 12 year olds with no friends who think Dark Souls is the coolest shit

They are so awesome they just don't get why girls don't like them and boys laugh at them. They just don't understand their deep dark soul
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>>337336553
fucking vomit.tar.gz
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>>337333321
>>337334228
>playing games that contain childish elements are meant exclusively for children
>playing games that contain childish elements makes you more childish
So playing games full of violence, profanity, and sex makes you more mature? If that's the case then Live is the most mature, socially progressive community in the world, because it's comprised mainly of 8- to 18-year-olds making death/rape threats and swearing nonstop.
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>>337336565
Counting is for children.
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>>337336574
i love color
i fucking HATE when it's overly done

refer to this fucking picture kiddo
>>337336350
and this >>337336553 is literally fucking vomit
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>>337336427
>We had games prior to WoW that ran and looked better with ease, it wasn't a limitation of PC at fucking all.
Yes, but not in the same scale as WoW. Blizzard did what they could with resources they had, and what majority of players at the time had access to.
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>>337336682
How can color be overdone when real life fucking does it? Get back to your brown and bloom.
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>markets their games to children
>all their commercials have children playing the games or children playing with their mom and dad
>games are getting more and more simplistic every year
>abnormal amount of color (not a bad thing) in all games
>series like Metroid and F-Zero are left to whither and die
>Metroid "reboot" is some semi-chibified abortion
>"These games aren't for kids. You just don't know that real adults enjoy whatever they want."
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>>337336553
excuse me let me fucking vomit again

>>337336719
count the number of colors in the left pic and the right pic. the right actually has MORE colors.
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>>337333051
>probably knows the name of every pokemon by heart
>he has such a shitty memory he can't remember every pokemon name
Seriously anon they all have memorable designs and names. You should be able to recognize and name each of them on sight. They only ones with forgettable designs/names also happen to be from gen 1/2 and there's no excuse to still struggle with their names after 20 years.
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>>337336817
this so fucking much

all the old metroids are cool as fuck and not childish AT ALL
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>>337336682
It's an strategy game, being able to tell what unit, building or anything is at first glance is something good, and the colorful artstyle helps to that. It's something I udnerstand devs went for.

You never had a problem with that in past games? That's good, good for you, but it may not be the case for many, or most of them.

I'm sorry if as a hardcore player who was there all the time for Civ games this change is not appealing for you, but sadly, that's been happening to many franchises. Paper mario, World of warcraft, DOOM... they faced artístic/gameplay changes that didn't appeal to old fans but because they aren't the majority, they'll be ignored.
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>>337336891
fucking cancer
this is why i hate you kiddos

fuck this cancerous artstyle
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>>337336520
Those scores for Star Fox don't count though, right?

I mean these reviewers have no idea what they're talking about afterall. Oh, woops, I mean they don't have any idea what they're talking about when they give a Nintendo game a bad score and a non-Nintendo game a good score, isn't that right?
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>>337336682
It's not about color, it's about lack of detail. It looks cheap.
I understand developers wanted to go for minimalistic style, but they fucked up, ending up with something akin to mobile game.

Case in point, Tropico 4 is colorful, but still looks good.
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>>337336934
Simmer down, boy, and talk like an adult.
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>>337336934
We're on the same boat here, anon.

I liked old Paper mario and M&L games. More challenging and with better characters. Now it's all toads, generic "rescue the princess" and shit. Wow's gone to shit thanks to casuals who didn't want to deal with social elements, My beloved Thief was rebooted as some shitty Dishonored clone and thanks to YOU "mature gamers" all we got in the last 2 gens are wattered down brown & grey "cinematic" games who try to be like movies, have horrible HUDS, play like shit and are filled with DLC up their asses.

FUCK YOU and your cancerous mature styles.
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>>337336953
>I'm retarded so I stopped playing after 15 minutes
>too much water
>3/10
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>>337331160

Nintendo games are like Disney movies. They are aimed for kids but an adult can enjoy them....somehow.
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>>337337065
>It's not about color, it's about lack of detail. It looks cheap.
it is about color as well.

>simplistic design
>overly colorful

>>337337112
all of those has nothing to do with aesthetics fucking kiddo
i never implied color is bad too
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>>337337189
>all of those has nothing to do with aesthetics fucking kiddo

They do. The propuse of those changes are to appeal a wider audience. Sometimes it's only asthetic changes, other times it affects the gameplay. Welcome to the "4 the gamers" generation, kid. Companies want as many people as they can, and the easiest way to get it is to appeal the casuals, even if in order to get that they have to rape your precious franchise.
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>>337337306
>appeal the casuals
like overly colorful and simplistic aesthetics aka nintendo
or brown and bloom aka cowadoody
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>>337335342
>s-s-some cartoons are for kids and adults LIKE ME unlike Mario

But anon it literally says on the case "E for everyone"

>It doesn't matter! It's just for children!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>337337189
Color heavy game can be very heavily designed, and low-color game can have simple design.
I don't understand why you're so set in connecting one thing to another.
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>>337337381
>E MEANS FOR EVERYONE GUYS!!!
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>>337337368
Colorful is more aside from Ninty, but yeah, that's the idea.

IS the game gameplay-focused? Colorful and simplistic so graphics don't disturb gameplay

Is the game graphic-Story driven? Grim, brown and bloom graphics.
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>>337337461
The rating doesn't mean that everyone has to enjoy it, just that they can.
Not everybody who is 18+ likes all of the M-rated games.
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>>337337462
>overly simplistic gameplay
>overly colorful and simplistic aesthetics

literally babies game
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>>337337634
Like Civ 6?
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>>337337462
>Is the game graphic-Story driven? Grim, brown and bloom graphics.
That's ridiculous. Are you really going to claim that Call of Duty and Battlefield games aren't gameplay focused? They are the epitome of brown and bloom, but multiplayer is the biggest selling point in them.
And is Fallout 4 suddenly more gameplay focused than 3, simply because it has more color?
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Any reason you are attacking Nintendo games anon?

I'm pretty sure you the man child yelling for them to be third party because you don't want to buy their console

Or are you a sonygger mad that Uncharted 4 has a lower user score than 3D World?

Something's obviously wrong with you for denying a bunch of good games made to appeal to everyone just so you can cry about children
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>>337337686
yes
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>>337337705
hmmm, I should've said "cinematic" games isntead of that. My bad.
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Video games are things played for entertainment. If a game is entertaining, it is doing what it is supposed to do.
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>>337334669
If this was the case kids who played Call of Duty and Halo should be mature and sophisticated.
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>>337337801
cinematic and gameplay are not mutually exclusive kiddo

id play mario before id play the order 1886
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>>337337861
Anon no,that makes sense, and if it does it's not something that should be posted on /v/!
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>>337337913
cod kids still watches childrens show in case you never know
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>>337337801
Plenty of cinematic games also feature vivid colors. Trying to categorize games with overly broad monikers is foolish.
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>>337337914
Of course they aren't, but how many games, the moment you hear the devs say "we want to make a cinematic experience" you know the gameplay won't be that good?

Also nowdays "cinematic" can opnly mean two things:
-Devs want to focus on graphics/story rather than gameplay
-Game struggles to get stable FPS at a decent resolution and so they lock the fps at 30/24
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>>337338046

uncharted 4 looks pretty good and its cinematic
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Is Rondo Duo cinematic? It certainly isn't gameplay focused!
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>>337333051
>>probably knows the name of every pokemon by heart

Why is this a bad thing?

Like that other anon said, remembering the names of all of the Pokemon is weirdly easy. I could probably name them all, if I had images. I might struggle with some of the more forgettable ones like Cherrim, Hondew, and that flower one that opens up in sunny weather.

Don't shame people for being smart.
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>>337337973
Then according to the theory of Entertainment Media Metamorphosis (tm) the kids should balance out to be 16 years old or so.
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>>337337593
esrb rating has nothing to do with enjoyment, this whole thread is stupid and deep down we all know it
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>>337338314
thats surprisingly accurate
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>>337338185
Well the game's an exclusive and by an old-running PS dev. They know the console and how to exploit and polish the game to it's max potntial. Multiplats don't have that many time (or effort) to optimize the games on every console.
That's why uncharted games (usually) look good for a console game or why Nintendo games don't have many bugs and run like butter.

Also I don't like Uncharted's gameplay but come againb that's subjective so I'm not gonna count it as a bad point.
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>>337334152
>>337334228
>>337334572
>>337334669
>>337334858

One guy being logical and another guy acting like a retarded child who can't even type. Hmm.

You don't turn into an adult and grow out of things immediately, that's not how it works. If over a certain time, certain backgrounds or pressures got to you or influenced you on the way of the development in your brain then you will stop liking said things.

A classic example is how you were a child and you liked playing with action figures and battling with them, or watched educational children shows. You will almost always naturally grow out of those unless you are stuck with a mentally retarded brain.

Mario, Pokemon, Kirby, that's not what you grow out of naturally. You will only ever grow out of things like that because of your influences with other people and your background. Since these are things designed to please everybody, and entertain everyone, you'll only stop liking them if you feel pressured to do so.

I enjoy a diverse range of things. At this point of my life in adulthood what I enjoy is what I will enjoy hopefully for the rest of my life.
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>people who post on a Taiwanese shoelace enthusiast board calling other people children

kek
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>>337338385
i dont like uncharted gameplay either but i appreciate it for it's looks and feels

>>337338504
>a furry fag
>adulthood
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>>337338630
>woo wee wow a pokemon with fur what a furry
>adddddulthood

Do you ever wonder why you're alone?
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>>337338740
i bet you like dicks faget
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>>337338837
stop fucking around and trolling everybody. god damn act your age
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>>337338609
>pointing out an irony that everyone has known about (in this specific context) for a decade
nothing personnel, kid
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>>337338837
Great counterpoint. Not even that guy. Both tour argumenta are shit, but yours is bottom of the barrel
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>>337338936
>both our arguments are shit.
What argument? There is no argument. I'm telling you facts. >>337338504
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>>337335793
This. I know first 250 or so Pokemon, and that only by watching the anime like 1998-2002 and playing some games a few years later. And unfortunately my memory is really bad.
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Different children games are for different people.

Mario is for all ages.
Pokemon is purely for children. If you play it you're a manchild. If you sexualize it you are a degenerated pervert subhuman.
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>>337331160
All games are only for kids.
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>>337339532
You're on the same level of intelligence as >>337338837

Pokemon and Mario are for all ages. You also type like someone who is struggling with mental deficiency.

>different children games are for different people
>if you play it you're a manchild
Do you read what you type?
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>>337339674
If you never played a Pokemon game I can understand trying one out when you're an adult. That's it though, if you get excited over the exactly same shit over and over that is extremely simplistic you're a fucking manchild. Whenever I want to have a laugh I look at the competitive Pokemon scene.

Also the porn totally proves my point. The fanbase is completely filled with degenerates.

I can see you getting defensive because you still play Pokemon in your twenties and can't admit what a failure you are, but that doesn't change anything.
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>>337338312
>and that flower one that opens up in sunny weather.
that is cherrim
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>>337339908
Instantly rolled my eyes the second I skimmed through your post, and identified you as an "avid 4channer" who isn't completely aware of himself.

Well let's see here.

>if you get excited over the exactly same shit over and over that is extremely simplistic you're a fucking manchild.
Mario is simple. Pokemon is more complex than Mario. You're also trying to make it seem like adults can't enjoy "simple" things.

>Whenever I want to have a laugh I look at the competitive Pokemon scene.
You do whatever you do, I don't care. But that is extremely, childish of you, and it makes me wonder what you look like.

>also the porn TOTALLY# proves my point
That makes absolutely no sense. You're now trashing a franchise because of a part of it's fanbase, which has absolutely no connection to the franchise itself. You can't make decisions for yourself, can you? Awh.

>I can see you getting defensive
I'm replying, like everyone else. I also find it really amusing to see someone type so coherently, yet gives off the impression that he is a shut-in who get's all his ideas from other.

>admit what a failure you are
>because you like Pokemon!
I legitimately laughed. I know you're probably stuck in a rut somewhere, but don't project your failures on me. I love my life.

Would you care to continue showing your lack of intelligence?
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>>337340568
Oh wow, you're wanting to make this into another episode of "let's battle ourselves with our opinions and smug reaction pictures to the point where we use the most nitpicky shit to win a shallow internet argument" where we both waste our time making each other angry. Hope you enjoyed wasting 10 minutes on your post, I'm not gonna read it and I'm not gonna play this game with you either.
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>>337340568
sorry kiddo but pokemon's an absolute children's game
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>>337340925
It took 30 seconds. I know you read it.

>you're wanting to make this into another episode of "let's battle ourselves with our opinions and smug reaction pictures to the point where we use the most nitpicky shit to win a shallow internet argument" where we both waste our time making each other angry

What the fuck? HAHA. I honestly just thought I was just dealing with an incredibly easy & ignorant fucking retard. I mean honest to god everything you type is fucking garbage, full of vulgar, and more childish themes like you don't even know what the fuck you're doing!

Then you come in and tell me what you literally just started "a battle of opinions" while yours were just god awful and had 4chan written all over them. That is so fucking hilarious.

You're not self aware at all. AT ALL.

last word. no more reading and replies from me.

>>337341072
You type like a child, called me kiddo, and have the mindset of a 16 year old in high school. Sorry.
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>>337338312
>Don't shame people for being smart.
>Knowing Pokémon names
>being smart
Knowing the names of 800 monsters from a children's game does not make you intelligent, just autistic.
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>>337341307
What does autistic mean in that context?
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>>337338312
>Like that other anon said, remembering the names of all of the Pokemon is weirdly easy.
If you have autism and have an obsession with a child's game, yes. I could probably only name less than ~20 across the first three gens.
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>>337338312
>knowing all pokemon names
>Don't shame people for being smart
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Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.
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>>337340925
>I'm not gonna play this game with you either.
He says, making an opening move. Next time just flat out ignore the post and don't even engage.
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>>337341429
critics who doesn't accept the term "childish" as a descriptive term, instead of a disapproval term, are literal child.
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>>337341394
>If you have autism and have an obsession with a child's game, yes.
More like,
>I have the memory capacity of a goldfish, and like to use words I don't understand

>I barely played the games, and know less Pokemon, so I have less autism and I am not obsessed with a childs game
That makes absolutely no sense.
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>>337341528
It's prepubescent to use it at all, because it's a vague description of anything, and inherently gives no meaning.

But you certainly are a child. Just from the way you type, I'm guessing, Indian?
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>>337341724
>t. teenager
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>>337341568
Memory is selective. We remember what we care to remember and trash anything else. If you remember dumb looking blobs and their dumb names after one time I would seek psychological help since you have an unhealthy interest in those things. Shaming people for not having any interest in those abominations and therefore not caring to remember them at all is pretty pathetic.
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>>337341792
So you're a teenager? Gotcha.
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>>337341337
It means you shouldn't be playing a kids game as an adult, worse still, remembering all Pokemon's names as you wouldn't encounter all of them by having only one version of each generation.
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>>337341568
If you remember hundreds upon hundreds of Pokemon names you have autism.
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>>337342128
>>337342039
Says who?
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>It's nintendrone defending their childish behaviors episode
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>>337341852
Nope. You meant to say selective memory does exist. It is not selective on it's own.

>We remember what we care to remember and trash anything else.
Nope! Absolutely wrong. Memory is not that simple, so don't simplify it with your simple mind. I certainly remember what I have been shown to me multiple times. I play through the games, see the monster a few more times, and it's easy to identify the next time. It's... really not that hard? I enjoy the games as well, so I imagine someone like you wouldn't if you didn't even bother to care as much.

>I would seek psychological help since you have an unhealthy interest in those things.
Is this you >>337340925 ?

I can identify you just by the way you think. It's almost unfathomably retarded in every possible fucking way. How the fuck do you even live?

Look at this next one.

>Shaming people for not having any interest in those abominations and therefore not caring to remember them at all is pretty pathetic.
I wasn't shaming anybody at all. You're the only one shaming people for anything.

Dear fucking god. It's like you forget what you type immediately and contradict yourself one way or another later, as if you actually think you have absolutely ANY substance to what you're saying.

You are immensely fucking stupid. Seek help. Stop coming here for a while. Holy shit.

>>337342039
>It means you shouldn't be playing a kids game as an adult,
That wouldn't make sense. Autism is a mental condition developed in the early years and is identified by people who have difficulty forming relationships with others!

I'm an adult, I can make decisions for myself. Pokemon is entertaining, I like it, and will continue to do so while you rant stupidly on 4chan like an actual fucking baby about why I shouldn't.

>>337342128
>If you remember hundreds upon hundreds of Pokemon names you have autism.
no. not how science works. sorry.

holy shit 4chan is full of fucking retards, lol.
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>>337342039
>worse still, remembering all Pokemon's names as you wouldn't encounter all of them by having only one version of each generation.

You're overthinking it, trying too hard to fit in.
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>>337342428
Stop posting in such an autistic way. The point still stands that you're obsessed with Pokemon if you remember them all pretty much after seeing them once or twice.

And that you don't remember Pokemon names well if you don't care about them is still on point.

Congratulations on being the most autistic 4chan user right now. Not surprising that it ended up being a Pokemonfag.
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>>337342725
>Stop posting in such an autistic way
I'm going to tell you this one last time. Stop. Acting. Fucking. Stupid. That literally does not make any fucking sense.

>The point still stands that you're obsessed with Pokemon if you remember them all pretty much after seeing them once or twice.
Holy fucking shit. OK. People who remember most of the names of a franchise they like, must be obsessed with it. Now what?

Let's forget about this whole thing. I want to focus on you. Like, who the fuck are you? You are one of the dumbest motherfuckers I have ever fucking met on 4chan. Are you being for real, or what? No adult can fucking ACT like you. I sincerely believe with all my heart that you don't even know what is going on around you. You are so fucking stupid it is physically hurting me, like you are trying so hard to be this "non-autistic 4chan master".

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?
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>>337334885
There are dresses than fit a man's frame just as well as a woman's.

Just because you can fit into something doesn't mean you should wear it.
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>>337333051
Paper Mario was pretty good though.
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>>337342961
>i like children's game!
>b-but i'm not a child!
>really! im an adult!
>you're the one's that a child!
>stop calling my favourite game a child's game!
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>>337342961
How can one human being be so angry over playing children games?
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>>337342725
>autistic
>remember stuff easily
I..what?????????
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>>337342961
>I want to focus on you. Like, who the fuck are you?
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>>337331160
Reported and Saged
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>>337343257
>?????????
Rapid learning and an eidetic memory might not be autistic, but that sure as hell is.
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>>337335342
>>337335638
You probably love teletubbies. You probably can't beat any mainline Mario games to completion.
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>>337343120
And there he goes. Holy fucking shit.

That wasn't even close to what happened, but I know the 4chan bots keep those cliche greentexts tucked away for when the main topic gets changed.

I'm genuinely curious, what the fuck is wrong with you

>>337343139
That post was mostly about how that person could be so fucking stupid. It's like I'm talking to a fucking chimp.
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>>337341429
>When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.

t. Man that makes a living writing children's books
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>>337343430
>Im not autistic I swear on me mum!
Sure buddy, care to explain?????????????????????
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>>337343498
>You probably love teletubbies.
>You probably can't beat any mainline Mario games to completion.

This entire thread we had a literal Mario fucking baby go and call Pokemon and everyone who likes it trash. A Mario Fucking Baby. A fucking Mario Baby.

>MARIO ISN'T FOR CHILDREN. POKEMON IS ! I BET YOU CANT BEAT THE DIFFICULT MARIOS!!

HAHA. This place is a fucking goldmine sometimes. When will it end?
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>>337335989
>it does when it's overly done
Like Superjail?

alos
>implying teletubbies has bullets, bombs, lava monsters, and spiked ramrods trying actively to murder the main character while a demon king waits for him at the end of his molten castle
Okie dokie
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Here's where your argument falls apart, OP:

Mario, while retaining a kid-friendly aesthetic, focuses on gameplay and fun. No matter who plays it, they will have a fun time. THAT'S its appeal.

If mario was a show I could understand your argument. But it's a game, so yeah OP, you're retarded.
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>>337343606
I actually am autistic and you're making me feel neurotypical. GJ.
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>>337342039
>remembering all Pokemon's names as you wouldn't encounter all of them by having only one version of each generation.
You can encounter them all by going to wikipedia.
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>>337335114
>Animu
Literally none of those bar Lucky Star is anime according to /a/
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>>337331160
3D world is based tho

I don't get it, you're on 4chan anway
Why be scared of playing "kiddie shit" in your own home?
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>>337343643
>>MARIO ISN'T FOR CHILDREN. POKEMON IS ! I BET YOU CANT BEAT THE DIFFICULT MARIOS!!
What. in. The fuck? What are you talking about?
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ITT:Autist spergs about people enjoying something they loath.
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I only play mature games for mature, intellectual gamers like me. Games like Hatred.
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>>337343897
>You probably love teletubbies. You probably can't beat any mainline Mario games to completion.

Are you fucking retarded? Don't play dumb.
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>>337335114
>the Hulkster and Andrew WK like One Piece
Holy shit, A+ taste.

>all that Lupin III
Why do American (and British) actors have better taste than the board dedicated to anime?
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>>337336840
Apart of gen 1, I mostly just know the names of fully evolved ones. Many NFEs escape me.
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>>337343979
How is pokemon in the conversation?

And yeah, someone like you probably can't beat a Mario game.
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>>337343927
It's literally the opposite ITT.
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>>337344125
>HUR DUR MARIO IS SO DIFFICULT YOU CANT BEAT IT HAHA XD ITS HARDCORE

Keep going.
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I only play kiddie games for kiddie gamers like me.
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>>337344309
>I only play kiddie games for kiddie gamers like me.

That's just as dumb as the other way around

There are gems on both sides
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There are still nintendrones after how filthy and shitty nintendo became?
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>>337344485
Fanboys will always exist
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>>337344252
He said you couldn't beat it, not that it was a hardcore game. You are making this way more complicated than it needs to be.
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>>337344485
I've been a drone all my life, I don't know how to be anything else. It hurts.
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>>337344738
>WAHH YOU CANT BEAT IT!! ITS HARDCORE

I said keep going.
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>>337344790
I just explained it to you anon, what's is the problem?
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>>337344309
>Not playing super childish shit like Kingdom Hearts as well as ultra edgy shit like Drakengard
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>>337344986
If you honestly can't figure out where you stand in your defenses, you are a hopeless retard just like some of the other unfathomably powerful fucking retards in this thread.

Don't defend people like that next time for the sake of correcting what was completely obvious and chooses to say "that I'm making it difficult" when you are really the only one doing that and you had no part in.

OP, thank you for this thread. I hope you feel proud.
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>>337331160
>browsing 4chan's /v/
>not being a manchild
One day you'll figure out by yourself, anon.
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>>337340925
>gets BTFO
>s-stop taking the internet so seriously nerd!

Oh lawdy
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>>337345381
But you are making this complicated, all because you can't beat the game doesn't mean it's hardcore, it just means you suck ass at playing even the most simplistic games.
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>>337346937
t's one of the most frustrating things to engage in an argument on 4chan with two totally opposing fronts and arguments can go on for hours. It's actually funny because your greentext meming is what the argument would have turned into if it actually went on from that point.
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