i'd go with either ether rex or bumpsy
rex because the special probably allows him to paralyze and poison targets / go invisible
bumpsy because he'd be good at kiting things into environmental hazards while absorbing damage and that much speed + mass would do insane knockback to other shrimps
Samantha looks tasty
>>337316849
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>>337316849
I'd go with one shot Johnny
>>337316849
johnny is scientifically the most efficient and optimal choice
One shot johnny is for plebs
Grandguard master race
>>337316849
>not maining one shot johnny
It's like you're afraid of having skill or something.
>>337317115
What is this shrimp species?
>>337316849
>all this shit taste in shrimp
never doubt the dome
>>337316849
Bumpsy, just to annoy everyone by being seemingly unkillable and to kill johnnyfags
>>337317506
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caprellidae
Used google image search.
>>337317568
>getting hit so much you need to waste points in def
B U M P S Y
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>shells made out of diamonds, hardest metal known to man
>speed can break the sound barrier
literally unstoppable
>>337317696
>actually doubting the dome
>>337317689
>skeleton shrimp
spooky
I play the unlockable boss Peacock Mantis.
![giphy[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/yVL396d.gif "giphy[1].gif")
>not going ether rex
F O O L S
>one shot jhonny
I am in tears right now...
Thank you, op. I needed that kek realy bad
rock-out randal
>not picking Ether Rex
enjoy your gimmicks when I teleport you inside another shrimps asshole, idiots.
>>337316849
The one that tastes better
>Maining Johnny when Big Crimson gives the same output with a small chance of surviving the turn
Do you even UMAMI?
![Rules+of+nature+the+time+has+come+to+an+end+yeah_d3f647_5079344[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YU9we6c.jpg "Rules+of+nature+the+time+has+come+to+an+end+yeah_d3f647_5079344[1].jpg")
>BUMPSY
RAMMIN' SPEED
Heres what happens to any and all losers
>>337316849
Big Crimson. He is fast like shrimp but has the strength of a prawn.
>>337316849
classic OG pokemon problem, attack is split into 2 stats and defense is only one
either defense guards against phys and special and is OP, or special is both special attack and special defense in which case special is OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKPrGxB1Kzc
I pick this
Rainbow Shrimp when
>9 ATK
>4 DEF
>6 SPD
>8 SPEC (Supersonic Punch)
>>337318161
>Raw shrimp goes through the fire for a split second.
>Gets cooked to any reasonable degree.
I call bullshit.
>>337316849
>one shot fags thinking they're anything but annoying little faggots
Just fucking stop, you guys don't contribute to yoru team at all.
>>337318429
of course its bullshit.
and by the time you realized it this motherfucker stole your girl
>>337316849
The Grandguard is probably sleeper OP because they didn't bother to balance the Shield stat since its only on one character
Grandguard all the way
>>337316849
Updated version for you. Also Brunt is the best character if you can time your attacks.
>>337318439
>bumpyfag with low k/d detected
Neck yourself m8. Where my shrimps?
>>337316849
Big Crimson. Has almost enough speed and attack to match OSJ but still have some def and spl
bumpsy
>>337318286
bitch please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtNAqK_V-lg
>>337317115
But can you eat it?
>picking anything other than one shot johnny in the current year
>>337317689
>Their common name denotes the threadlike slender body which allows them to virtually disappear among the fine filaments of seaweed, hydroids and bryozoans.
Seems like One Shot Johnny should have a good special meter.
>>337316849
One shot Johnny is competitively viable.
6v6
2 One shot johnnys
2 Z.I.P
1. Ether (Buffs and heals)
1 Rock-out (Damage dealer and Team Push)
>>337316849
Playism/Nussoft, stop shilling your shit seafood game
expansion when
>>337319369
>Any stray attack kills you instantly
>Even against Bumbsy
OSJ is really only good against slower attackers like Brunt or Z.I.P. And anyone with decent special just fucks him sideways.
>>337319693
Randal may take hits like a mother fucker, but he is too slow to actually take the hits of anyone else. Smart players just kite him pick off the the rest. Which would be easy considering either can't dodge and dies instantly and OSJ literally dies instantly.
>not ether
>>337320041
>Either can't dodge and dies instantly
meant Ether Rex
>>337320041
>Letting the enemy team harass your Ether or Randal
We're talking competitive meta not pubs
One shot johnny is Bloodborne edition.
>>337318429
Gee, you think?
>>337316849
I got you a better pic of Ether Rex OP
>>337316849
one shot johnny, anything else is for fucking pussies
a challenger approaches
>>337320234
I am, Randal is a kitable damage sponge no matter how you look at it. I will admit Z.I.P. makes a nice combo with him since he is not slow enough to leave him in his dust without compromising yourself but he is also fast enough to help flank the enemies in. But expecting Ether Rex or Johny not to get killed is out of your mind. In competitive play a guy running Zippy Smalls would be fast enough to get around the enemy to kill the Rex and Johny will die to any attack at all. And the Grand Guard's shield can negate Johny entirely, well the Grand Guard gets a free kill well trading blows.
name it
>>337320985
Shimmer Shrimp
>>337316849
hey /v/, I actually work for X company
I was thinking of undertaking a new personal project-
Should I take this one up? It seems really interesting and I already was working on a similar game so I have part of the code ready.
>>337317836
>punches with the same acceleration as a 22 caliber bullet
>>337316849
One shot Johnny the ultimate glass cannon all day erry day.
Going all in on Big Crimson.
>>337320786
>He thinks grand guard is viable
>He probably had his rex flanked by a Zippy or Donny and got butthurt
>he probably picks Rictor in low level ELOs and does well so he think he's viable
literally just git gud
>>337321257
The Mantis Shrimp and Pistol Shrimp are OP shit and have no place in this competition. How do you compete against something that can cause underwater fusion reactions with a claw snap? You don't because it's unbalanced shit.
>>337320985
Punished Shrimp: The Phantom Pain
Which one is a pistol shrimp? Or was it not included because it's too OP?
>>337321257
>not "Attack: ????"
all new competitors must be Zooplankton class
>>337320985
There needs to be a shrimp that has Range stats.
>>337321375
There, Mantis Shrimp is balancedthis is an actual mantis shrimp baby
The Cobalt Killer
>Not maining One-Shot Johnny
I bet none of you fags have even beaten a Kingdom Hearts game on Critical at level 1 before.
>>337320985
One-Eyed Evil.
Shrimps are shit
Prawn is superior
>giant serrated lance on your face
>extra serrated blade on tail
>other assorted sharp bits
>long as fuck whisker feelers
>tastes better
>>337321219
yes
>>337318637
naw she asian, she probably found an interesting way to eat it
>>337316849
If Samantha's special was buffed she would be viable. As it is, you're sacrificing literally every other stat for a lackluster ability.
>>337318172
>>337318856
>>337321305
My brother of a crimson color
He just works.
