What's her problem?
Broke up with her long-time squid boyfriend and is now looking for a greasy 30 year old NEET to have in her life.
>>337306212
She has to deal with Callie's annoying head gyrations every time you boot up the game.
>>337306557
She's jealous
>>337306635
Why would she want to be a pig?
>>337306212
she is dead inside like many of us
She's so very, very tired.
>>337306212
>I am Kraken the mighty!
>I would really perfer if you'd be quiet
she's a bitch
She's really laid back
Callie is really enthusiastic and Marie just goes with whatever happens, but cracks a joke about herself along the way.
You could tell a racist joke and she'd probably crack a smile and cover her goofy smile.
They make her seem really laid back
>>337308581
This.
Marie's personality is the best.
>>337308915
Why does she have such a weird smile
Do it /v/.
Kiss the squid.
>>337309231
ILL KISS HER
WITH MY DICK
>>337309118
Some people just don't like full smiles so they do this halfway smirk thing
>>337306212
Nintendo think they slick...
>>337309485
Daily reminder.But Callie is plenty cute as well.
>>337307110
>Marie will never fart in your bed
Why even try anymore?
I always wonder if they're in fact treated like exploitable trash by their record label and corporate sponsors.
>they'll never perform in the USA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxkKUbNnXKE
why live?
>>337310491
>Squidalina
I told you Marie was best squid.
>>337306212
My dick isn't inside of her.
I'm gonna sound like a fanboy but why was Nintendo the first company to actually get a built in ongoing thing like this in a shooting game? everything else is LOL WE ESPORTS NOW WATCH OUR STREAMS
>>337314682
Nintendo likes group participation and community building much more than hardline competition.
>>337306212
She was localized by NoA
>>337306212
It's hard being perfect
>>337314997
>"Tourneyfags are the cancer killing Smash"
>>337309231
Can I kiss her womb instead?
With my penis.
>>337308581
>Cracks a joke about herself
About Callie*
She's a shit. Marie is for fucking, Callie is for marrying.I want a rival squid sisters duo in Spla2n, with the two sisters being polar opposites of Callie and Marie
>>337318432
There is nothing wrong with cracking jokes Callie because she is such a shit squid and deserves it
