I love Japan, period.
j-rock!
>>337255775
GIRUGAMESH
wtf i hate japan now
context
Can't believe my memories are spot on for something I never paid attention to.
>>337256414
I love anime
AND GAYMEN
>>337256587
AND MANGA!
Asuka's english voice actress is real as shit.
Didn't girugamesh just break up
I LOVE SUSHI
>>337255775
I HATE anime.
>>337255775
I love the Nagasaki bomb
>>337256665
AND
N
D
GAYMEN
A
Y
M
E
N
>mfw Junpei at the end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP5lz2CYNR4
>this is oldfag shit to newfags
god I've wasted my life.
>>337256414
>>337255775
>This meme is 8 years old.
Where has time gone?
I love quads
>>337256974
Still makes me cringe like fuck
>>337257027
>You have been here over 8 years
How does it feel anon? What will you tell your kids why your on the funny website with the naked cartoons
>>337257212
>your kids
>AWW DDR
Friendly reminder: never ever take someones ipod away.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2wq51WQCSs
>>337257212
>How does it feel anon?
I fought, I lost, someday I will rest.
>What will you tell your kids why your on the funny website with the naked cartoons
The only kids I will probably have in the near future will be kept on my basement.imprisoned searching for my fuckin shiny gardevoir
>>337257445
>92
Probably would have been older than the majority of modern /v/
>>337257445
speaking about that, isn't he now fighting crimes?
y'know... for being an hero and all.
>>337257212
>your kids
>>337257027
>remember telling newfags to get out with their shitty forced meme when it first came out
>I'm married with 2 kids now, in 8 years my eldest will be the age I was when I discovered 4chan
>>337255775
Who doesn't?
>>337257212
>What will you tell your kids
I'll tell my imaginary kids I wasn't a sucker who got some used up bitch pregnant that forced alimony on my ass after divorcing me.
>>337257675
>Probably would have been older than the majority of modern 4chan
Fixed.
>>337255775
>This was the final spark that unleashed The Great Shit Storm that nearly destroyed 4chan and resulted in captcha.
>There are posters right now that have never experienced 4chan without captcha
>tfw wizard next year
>>337256414
What did he mean by this?
Reminder that everyone who went to Sakuracon that year most likely have a higher powerlevel than 99% of /v/.
>>337258276
None of you have `power levels'. You're normalfaggots all.
>>337258248
Congratulations fellow apprentice. You will have completed your training and your powers will finally emerge.
I am only but a mere student compared to you.
>>337258248
grats
gonna be one in 3 years
>>337258248
congrats man
>>337258246
No it wasn't. Captcha was because of the hideous spam that started happening and made the board impossible to use.
SAKURA-KON IKKI MA
https://youtu.be/EH8RJOJe1IY
>>337258248
>wizard soon
>actual wizards rightfully dismiss me as newfag trash
>anyone younger assumes wizardry is impossible
>>337258248
Grats man!
What type of magic you specializing in? I haven't decided but I have a while yet to choose.
>>337258627
>tfw
>>337257212
Ive been here for 10
;_;
all of my boards have progressed to being a permanent /pol/ shitposter.
>>337258758
>What type of magic you specializing in?Pinball
>>337257027
>Im still here
CANT WAKE UP
>>337258248
>tfw wizard
>extremely homosexual
>live in deep south, everyone is closeted including me
fuck
>>337256761
AND MANGA!
>>337258896
>8 years and still can't greentext properly
JUST
>>337258884
Neat.
>>337256974
>>337256974
Gurugamesh!
>>337255775
When is Japan Period in your country? Here it starts in December and ends mid-March.
>go to Japanese restaurant with family
>intentionally use chopsticks wrong and mispronounce menu items to hide my power level
>>337257027
>discovered 4chan in 2005
>its been 11 years
>im still a virgin only this time im in my 30s
>i still live with my parents
>i work at a shitty fast food place
>all i do is go on 4chan/watch twitch/play WoW
>tfw
JUST END ME
>>337259049
>go to a chinese buffet
>use silver wear and serve myself some steak
>reject fortune cookie
I'm afraid to show my power level desu
>>337258901
I thought that was implied with all wizards.
>>337259218
I like to greentext OCC too.
>>337259296
nah some want their mana drained by women.
I just want my shit pushed in by a huge dick.
>>337259218
I know this feel.
>>337259218
>mfw
And I've only reinstalled windows last autumn. I spend more time here than I do with my family.
>>337258246
4chan was getting flooded with spam and bots. Even when they had the text captcha some stuff still got through.
>>337259468
>I spend more time here than I do with my family
Unless you have wife and children, that's pretty normal.
>>337259578
How about "I spent more time on 4chan than I did with my family my entire life" then?
>>337258248
>Wizard in 4 years
I bet I'll just kill myself by the end of 2016 anyways.
>>337257027
>I've been doing to Sakura Con every year for over eight years
Holy shit. I still remember the year that commercial played. There were people at the con cosplaying as the girugamesh guy
![200px-Sigmund_Freud_LIFE[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7kG3z3m.jpg "200px-Sigmund_Freud_LIFE[1].jpg")
>>337259723
Now we're getting somewhere.
Tell me about your mother.
>>337255775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T9--u_VeRo
>>337259385
>Implying truewiz want their mana drained
>>337257027
>I've been here 8 years
Jesus
>>337259218
Wanna form a suicide cult or something?
>>337255775
I loved your period
I had the gun against my head and was ready to fucking die. Why didn't I pull the trigger? Not even trying to be an edgelord.
"I LOVE SUSHI!" exclaimed the woman in the thick-rimmed glasses.
"Ah, excellent," Kobayashi thought contentedly to himself, "they are enjoying themselves."
"I love Japan, period" said the middle-aged man in the blue shirt, slight southern drawl lending a down-home earthiness to his earnest proclamation.
"Oh my, it is such a joy to have such enthusiastic customers!" Kobayashi said to himself, beaming with pride at the delight he had brought to his customers. It was an idyllic day in Kobayashi's small sushi shop. But then things took a turn for the worst. "J-ROCK!" screeched a greasy-haired delinquent, quite obviously high on something.
"Oh my, someone should be watching over that poor child," Kobayashi thought to himself. But, before he could finish that thought, a rotund man burst forth from the masses, the make-up on his face still smeared across his fleshy visage.
"GIRUGAMESH!" the horrifying painted man exclaims, stabbing the air vehemtly with two massive, pudgy digits.
"What has begun here is something terrible," Kobayashi thinks to himself, rooted in place by equal parts fear, and morbid fascination.
"I LOVE ANIME!" shrieks a curiously toupee'd customer, the disparity of voice and adornment calling into question the beast's gender. "AND MANGA" yells the man-lady's back-quatto, the horrifying extra upper torso protruding from the hermaphrodite's back, malign intent dancing across his/her eyes. Kobayashi is speechless at the spectacle unfolding before him.
"AND GAYMEN!" an infernal scarecrow man drunkenly spews forth, every diabolical syllable dripping from his tongue an affront to sanity and dignity.
"Uh...DDR?," says a man quite plainly.
"Finally, a respite from this madness," Kobayashi thought as he heaved a breathless sigh of relief. But what he had seen so far could never prepare him for what came next.
>>337257027
I've been here for 11 years.
Save me.
"SMILE D.K." squealed the man's bloated pig-wife, barely managing to stay balanced atop her chair.
As these things happened, a realization dawned on poor, poor Kobayashi. "These people, these DEMONS, have taken all I know and love and made it wrong, corrupted it. I can not, no, I will not sit idly by as these creatures from beyond the veil wreak havoc in my shop!"
"HEYYYYYY!" Kobayashi growls, brandishing his knife like a modern day warrior. "SAKURA-CON NI IKIMAAAAAAAAAASU" he bellows, the traditional war-cry of his family. As Kobayashi leapt over the table, the gathered masses began morphing, face tearing asunder to reveal rows upon rows of sharp teeth, as new musculature rippled forth from beneath their clothes. Many dropped to all fours, revealing their true bestial nature, snarling and snapping their jaws at Kobayashi. Like a true warrior, however, he dove fearlessly into the throes of battle, slicing sinew and bone alike with a precision afforded him by his years of chef training. He laughed maniacally as bucket upon bucket of blood was spilled, the organs and flesh of his former patrons spewing forth like water down a hill. He and his restaurant alike were soon strewn with every type of viscera, and he gave an animalistic howl to the still-rising moon.
Kobayashi goose-stepped over the knee-high pile of cadavers, and, having finally exited the restaurant, he wiped the blood clean from his cleaver and strode off into the horizon. He knew that he had honored his ancestors with this true act of bravery, and helped to rid the world of a grave evil indeed.
>>337258248
I'm gonna be a wizard in less than three months, I really don't care, but people are pretty rude about it, I have my hobbies, my life and I don't see relationships as something necessary to be happy, but for people it's like you can't live without fucking or spending your life with someone.
>>337259218
I basically you except I have a good job down to age and the year I started lurking.
Why do I even continue to live.
>>337260561
Because deep down inside you still have the animal instinct to live. What you want to do is trick that instinct, make it feel like what you are doing won't actually put you in danger. Do dry fires, no bullet in the gun, put it in your mouth, aim at the brainstem, cock the gun, and pull the trigger. Do it over and over, till it becomes routine, then one day start doing it with spent rounds or snap caps, let that get routine too. Then one day, put some live rounds into the duds, just one or two, then keep going as usual, eventually when you finally do pull the trigger you won't even worry, it will just be a normal way of relieving stress.
I didn't want this to turn into a /r9k/ tier shit thread.
>>337260864
> but people are pretty rude about it
Who? 4chan shitposters? Why would you give a fuck about what anyone say on 4chan?
>>337261163
>Thinking this quality is /r9k/ tier
Oh you poor sheltered child.
>>337260694
No brakes on the forever train, just refresh the page and continue to suffer.
>>337259218
That's pretty much me except a little less than 2 years ago I started to take babysteps toward becoming less of a failure. It takes forever, but splitting progress into little changes over time instead of one big change, RIGHT NOW, really helps.
You can do it, anon! It's not like you have anything better to do!
>>337255775
>>337258248
>only ever fucked my cousin once
>never had a relationship
>noone has shown real affection towards me
Not worth it
>>337261045
This unnerved me to read.
>>337260561
Don't do it anon :(
>>337262261
Why do you care?
>that one guy that brings up gaymen in the middle of their conversation
What a cheeky bugger
>>337262235
>>only ever fucked my cousin once
story time
>>337262637
Not really much of a story
We were just young and stupid, fooled around and ended up fucking
She regretted it later and that's pretty much it
>>337256414
>>337258248
>tfw 2 years to go
i can still make it
>>337262750
How am I supposed to jerk off to this you selfish asshole
>>337262412
I see most suicidal anons as me a few years ago.
It sucks to be mired in despair, but I feel that if my stupid ass could pull myself out of it, then all of you can too. Recognize that it will never be a switch you can flip or a miracle that immediately changes your life, then think of the baby steps you can take toward a better life.
I'm 28, which might seem old as fuck now, given what 4chan has become, but I'm still have so much life ahead of me (barring getting murdered or sick, I guess) that it was either change or suicide, and deep down I didn't want the latter--I just wanted the relief of a known future.
>>337262862
You don't
>>337262235
>fucked my cousin
I suddenly remember itoko otoko
How time flies
>>337257212
>the only option in life is to become a slave of the military industrial complex and provide it with a new generation of wage slaves
??
>>337257212
>Kids
>Moot and Anon photoshopped into that one really sad scene from scrubs.tiff
>>337255775
That lady with glasses in the right is Asuka's VA
The more you know
>>337263239
>dubs
Why should I give a fuck?
>>337257212
>What will you tell your kids
Is it even possbile for a single male to adopt a child?
NEETBROS WW@?
>>337263313
because YOU'RE A PIG GUY.
>>337263239
>english language
No it isn't
>>337263313
Why are you asking me
If you don't care why are you replying, it seems like you care a little
>>337256414
>>337263343
Hi.
>nicefeel when just ordered $200 in anime figurines purchased with wageslave tax dollars
>>337263343
Yep, feels a modicum less awful than wageslaving man.
>>337263861
Sorry, why do you think anybody cares about what trash your poor, handicapped ass is ordering again?
LMAO there are people browsing right now who have never had sex
>just
Hm, I could swear a wageslave underling was addressing me just now.
>>337264097
Is it you?
>there are people who have been here over 8 years without learning Japanese yet
wwwマジっすか?超ウケル!
It actually makes me feel really good that my tax dollars support my NEETbros.
How come you guys are so ungrateful, though? You're very mean.
>>337264097
ive had sex and i prefer fapping to lolis DESU SENPAI
>>337264391
NEET life is generally depressing
>NEETs will never know the feeling of browsing 4chan all day while getting paid for it
Feels good having zero responsibilities while beingthe son of the CEO
>>337264391
people are mean to NEETs on account of jealousy, so they have developed a thick external shell of hatred and memes, like a turtle's
>Browse in high school
>Be graduating from college
>literally googled my way through college
>mfw people still have trouble in class
>mfw wizard in 2.5 years
>>337258248
is wizard at 30 or 40?
>>337264391
Thanks bro, I wish you the best with your wageslaving, may you be promoted many times and make a lot of money in exchange for your labor.
>>337264349
テメー 俺が誰か知ってるのか
オレはビートたけしだこの野郎!
>>337265296
>literally Google Translate
>>337257212
I was NEET around this time. I dropped out of school and got my GED, the longest amount of time I spent without leaving my house was about 3-4 months. Morbidly obese and depressed, I didn't really do anything besides stuffing my fat ass and getting achievements.
Funny how time flies, got my EMT license, started working out every morning I could and now I'm in the fire department. Back in school for my medic license as well, but I do wish I could go back 15-20 years and fix my life up in general as I'm 27 and just NOW getting my life together and about to leave my parents' home.
内部に射精されているの喜び
HAHA
HE DID IT
HE MADE A THREAD REFERENCING A MEME
AND I GOT THE JOKE
EPIIIIIIIIIIC
>>337259218
switch fast food for a good paying job in law and you're basically me
of course, now the torture is being able to afford vidya and not having the time, and having to deal with normies in the office
only good thing is that I'm so ugly I've legit never gotten the 'why are you still single!?!' thing all the other 30 year old singles get. small mercies
>>337263343
>study philosophy
>lift weights
>learn to paint
>go out with friends
No actual neet does any of these. I'll give you learning a language only because masturbating to hentai is the most educational thing a neet does daily.
GIRUGAMESHU
>>337265370
Actually、 I didn’t use google translate but the microsoft japanese keyboard so the mistake could have been made by me, sorry.
>>337255775
cool beans
>>337265131
can confirm this is incorrect.
a) it was originally 40, and
b) I receive no such powers at 30
I still have 9 years to go until wizardhood and I already want to die
>>337265708
It has always been 30 in japan.
>>337265620
Sorry, wageslave, but it's just you who can't imagine filling a day with enriching activities without your Jewish masters planning it out for you.
>>337265131
>>337265708
I remember when it used to be 40, but at sometime everyone agreed that its 30 now.
Don't be ashamed to be pure anons.
Remember, sexual desires are Satan's work!
>>337264097
>he gave up on wizardry
6 more years and I'll get to enjoy powers beyond your wildest dreams, enjoy being a worthless faggot while I take over the world, fucking nerd
>>337265853
It has literally always been 30, but there was a time when faggots got it wrong for some retarded reason.
I have no idea why it's come back again now.
>>337265862
*cums on your face*
*you like this*
>>337263343
>NEET logic
Where are you getting the money from to do those things? Because if you're relying on autismbux and not some sidejobs like fixing machines or drawing bullshit for furfaggots, that argument is already invalid.
And I've only met one NEET on here who actually tries to better himself, everyone else seems to be a parasite fapping and playing hentai games, good use of all the extra time they're given I see.
>>337265862
You dare katepost without my consent? To hell with you!
>>337263861
>Buying dumb shit with welfare checks
You're welcome, manchild.
>>337265620
I have done 3 of those things while neet, and am considering doing a fourth.
>>337265076
You become an apprentice at 30, Not gaining any wizard powers until 40. Anyone who says otherwise is a filthy Magician
t.a filthy Magician ;_;
>>337262981
I'm the guy who was originally going to shoot himself. I'm the same age as you, up to my head in debt, working a dead end job with close to no pay in an area without really any other work because it's so small town there isn't even a McDonald's here, and due to my monetary issues I can't even save up to fucking move. I'm ugly as shit, have a tiny dick, no friends, and I've never really talked to a woman.
I'm already pretty sure I'm just going to kill myself in the end.
>>337261045
I just didn't understand it at the time because normally I feel sad or something, but I was just so calm at the time. I want to feel that calmness again.
>>337257675
I was born in 92. I keep pretending I'm not shitposting on an image board with literal children.
>>337267153
>92
>calling others literal children
Hahahaha oh chil-
>1990 was 26 years ago
WHAT THE FUCK
>>337259218
dude you are living the dream
>>337263343
>I can do anything I want with all my sparetime
If only it were that easy. If you're neet you're depressed and when you're depressed you don't do anything productive outside of your routine. The most you will get is probably drawing or learning japanese.
>>337267315
Pretty much my reaction
>>337266930
Well I can't talk you out of it, but I can say that I've seen similar cases be pushed in the right direction over at /r/personalfinance (in b4 gb2reddit faggot--sorry that some of their "adult bullshit" boards are informative). Somebody there can point you in the direction of something that can make your life less shitty and maybe even re-rail it.
>>337265583
>I'm so ugly I've legit never gotten the 'why are you still single!?!' thing all the other 30 year old singles get
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgT9gy4zQA&list=
>11 years
>>337266108
Humanity is a parasite on the world desu senpai
>>337265583
That's fucking sad.
I remember when this shit got forced.
>>337267556
>If you're neet you're depressed
Says who? I've been NEET for four years now and I can't imagine being happier. I moved to Japan, and yes, I still receive my autism bucks here. Thanks Obama. I spend my days playing vidya, tulpaforcing, and writing.
>>337267857
>there are people in this very thread who don't recognize every single character in this
>>337256414
girugamesh will disband this year
>>337268286
DELETE THIS
>>337267315
Whoa ahaha the years sure fly by for us ADULTS haha. Like what?! The ninties were over twenty years ago?! Haha only mature, of age people LIKE ME know these feelerinos. Dumb kids and their typical maturity posturing will never comprehend, right, my past-adolescence fellow?
Just wondering if anyone is in the same position as me.
I work a shit job in a restaurant that is pseudo-full time, but still live with my mother.
I pay for my food and pastimes, but don't really have enough to get or rent my own place.
What am I? Feels like a weird halfway point between NEETdom and Wageslavery.
>>337268286
> I moved to Japan, and yes, I still receive my autism bucks here
Jesus Christ, is being a fucking murrican literally winning the lottery? For all the shit you give us yuros for living in socialist welfare states it turns out USA gives welfare to fucking expats.
>>337259218
Very similar to me and I see no end in sight.
>>337268286
DELETE THIS!!!!
>>337268491
I'm sorry anon, but anyone born in the 90s will always be connected to immaturity in my mind.
Thanks for reinforcing my belief.
>>337268307
I'm assuming Mr Rogers is an American thing? Bong here and I've never heard of him.
>>337268721
The term neet has been so fucking diluted around it here, despite the fact that the acronym pretty much straightforward , it basically means fucking everything, but technically speaking you're not a NEET, no one who is employed or is in education is one.
>>337268286
That sounds like an exception. Even with autismbux some people are really miserable, and a lot of them don't even get that.
>>337268286
Are you studying or something?
>>337269137
Do you even know what a neet is?
>ocarina of time was 36 years ago
>>337268721
This really depends on age. In your twenties? Perfectly ok, still expected to have some trouble getting on your feet and that you'll be okay later on. Thirty or over, your mother probably lost hope already, but she still loves you.
>>337266930
Have you tried looking for a job in another city? Maybe try to get enough money to rent a place for 1-2 months and just get out of your city? I mean, your problems will not vanish, but maybe a change of scenery can be good for you.
>>337269213
Since when could people get that much cash while being neet though?
For anyone else interested in moving as a NEET
https://www.ssa.gov/pubs/EN-05-10137.pdf
An owner of a lonely heart is much better than an owner of a broken heart.
>>337269397
By cheating the system.
>>337265583
I'm average looking and people always ask me why I'm single and if I want to go out with them on the weekend. I lie to them and say I have to babysit my niece, but the truth is I stay home and play on the computer. Not being ugly and a blessing and a curse. People expect things from you when you're not ugly.
>>337265735
Well you could try doing something productive with that time, maybe become an artist or something.
>>337269490
fuck off with that gay shit m8
>>337269009
He was American, but he was an international icon. Even if you didn't watch american TV, you should look up who he was, dude was a legend
>>337256414
AND GAY MEN
>>337269440
>https://www.ssa.gov/pubs/EN-05-10137.pdf
>If you are a U.S. citizen, you
may receive your Social Security
payments outside the United States
as long as you are eligible
This is incredible. So the US literally gives free money to other countries by way of NEET emigrants?
>>337256549
Lurk moar.
>>337269397
Seems crazy easy to get welfare money while living in the US for apparently no reason, or at least that's the impression I've always got.
>>337268721
It's not uncommon to live with your parents as a 20-30-year-old if you're in not-bumfuck nowhere. Here it's either my parents or at least 3 other roommates. It's either live with the "stigma" (to which I am apathetic) or pay to be "independent" with people I don't know.
Personally my relationship with my parents is great, so staying here until I get a job that will let me live with one other person (ideally, a gf, lol) doesn't bother them or me very much.
>>337260561
Don't do it. If you ever feel like no one loves you, know that I do.
This applies to everyone that is depressed. I love you too!
>>337270041
No you don't, you lying retard.
Where are the memes?
>>337260694
>that image
Fuck.
>>337270041
>>337269501
how?
>>337265430
good job bro
>>337270041
>I love you too!
>>337258248
I wanted to become a wizard but I got laid once because I felt like it. Now I can only cast fireballs. Sucks man.
>>337258545
B-but I lovey ou Anonymous!
>>337257445
>an hero is four years older than me
What the fuck.
>>337258248
3 and a half years left for me
>>337270041
I miss my ex
Fuck you for reminding me
>>337270041
I'll never be able to live the dream neither in japan nor korea at this rate, especially without getting a shitty job and being a wagecuck for years just to be able to visit, but never settle. Why live.
>>337260694
>you remember the moment when trap fetish degeneracy started
>>337265620
I don't know man. Ever heard of Byuu? That guy is as NEET as you could possibly get and he managed to collect every single fucking SNES game and make the most accurate emulator to date.
Being NEET can give you a lot of time to focus on doing things you actually want to. Honestly, if I didn't value being able to do buy and or afford to do anything I want anytime I want, I'd probably be NEET too.
>>337269519
The last time a depressed man became an artist Hitler was born.
Do it anon.
>>337257027
>>337257212
>mfw I've been posting on /v/ since the original japan time
>mfw I turned 29 last week
>mfw during this period of time I lost my virginity, graduated high school, graduated college, travelled all through out Europe, lived in multiple major US cities, gotten a career started and now live with my fiancee
>mfw I still can't leave this cancerous taiwanese photobucket and each year I feel less and less interested in actually playing vidya
>>337270041
godammit anon, I don't need thisthank you
Fuck you
I wish I could be a NEET like all of you maggots
why wasn't I born in the land of taxpayers?
kill me
>>337265430
You did good. You did what a lot of other NEETs can't and rose above.nice
>>337270723
Wasn't that with Bailey Jay with some fags on /b/ who didn't believe she had a dick?
>>337270279
I would be so fucking depressed if I didn't have kpop in my life.
Life is hard, and I don't know if it will get any better for youbut I pray that it does.
>tfw girugamesh is a nice band and everyone only knows them as the meme
>>337263343
'Can' is the operative word, there
>>337265862
Don't.
>turning20 next month
>the last 5 years only felt like last year
>we're already nearly halfway through 2016
>the passage of time feels faster and faster
Help.
>>337271508
T-thanks
>>337261276
not the same guy but my normieshit coworkers always find out, they bully and try to hook me up some landwhale, they think I will never be a functional person if I won't fuck a women, I don't give a damn anymore
Do you live with regrets, /v/?
>>337271759
>>337271942
Why are you telling your coworkers that you are a virgin?
>>337257027
holy shit
I remember that I hated the fuck out of it and thought it was the caner killing 4chan
>>337271759
>>337272112
>>337258248
>still got another 7 yearsI've never masturbated in my life though. Does this affect one's powers?
>>337272237
>been here for 6 years
>only been "legally allowed" to post for 2
>became a normie after 3 years of browsing and going to a pretty good uni soon
>>337257212
Don't you mean tell your wife's kids?
>>337271942
You're not exactly a functional human already. That lends credibility to their side
>>337272237
>never masturbate
I don't believe you
>>337271808
I turn 25 next month anon...it gets worse
>>337272237
Fucking how? Asexual?
>>337272050
I've been abused for a long time as a kid and emotionally dead for a lot of years. All the regrets I have are ones I could do nothing about.
>>337272050
>22
>dropped out of school
>never kissed or dated a girl
>still living with parents
>never worked a day in my life
I posted this a year or two ago, but no, I still don't regret anything. I feel like I made all the right choices and I have hope for the future.
>>337272237
W-what?
>>337272237
If you're not lying then you might become the most powerful wizard in the world.
>>337257212
>been here 12 years
Feels fine.
>>337272237
THE GREAT WIZARD OF OUR TIME
FOLLOW YOUR DESTINY
>>337272237
If your being honest then you turn into some sort of wizard demi god. If you die without ever experiencing sexual gratification you become a wizard god.
>tfw you find out he killed himself
I guess memes don't last forever.
>>337272503
>22
>dropped out of school
>never kissed or dated a girl
>still living with parents
>never worked a day in my life
>I still don't regret anything
>I made all the right choices
you got issues brah
>>337260561
Try not to live for yourself, but for those around you.
>GIRUGAMESH! was a thing before Tumblr invented cultural appropriation
I can only imagine the shit storm if this came out today
>>337272237
You are going to be Demifiend by the time you get to your 30s
>>337255775
>never kissed or dated a girl
Is this suppose to be a big deal? I don't get that some of you are depressed over that stuff. Do you really care about 3DPD that much? Do you really think your life will get better by having a gf?
>>337272728
NORMIE GET OUT
