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Have you ever been banned from a game or server?
What did you do?
>>337250864
>Sincerely the father
>Pls unban
>>337250864
one time I got banned for killing the admin alot in the hidden when he was trying to hit on a girl.
I also made subtle noises as I was killing people.
>>337251084
Subtle noises like what? Moaning?
>tfw
What sort of moron would give Valve their phone number?
>>337250864
they accused me of hax
retard admin couldn't handle the skill
>>337251242
haha retard
>>337251236
bullshit half second heavy breathes on the mic before I kill people. sometimes a bizarre ass sound for half a second as I'm killing them.
>>337250864
I was permanently banned from the official steam forum because I replied ":^)" to some post made by some moderator.
Ironically it was my first and last post.
>>337251242
is that 10 years, why didn't you just get a new account anon?
I asked the server admins how much they got paid
literally got permabanned from all of their servers across all games
>>337251683
because it only affects cs 1.6
Got banned from like 50 minecraft servers back when it was popular because I had a good computer and could fire bows twice as fast as everyone else.
>>337251658
the worst forums on the internet don't permaban people for their first post unless it's obviously some throwaway alt
that's friggin terrible
>call everyone idiots on steam forums when I see stupid shit
>not banned once
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also
>that feel when someone accuses you of hacking
>>337251703
FOR FREE
>>337251815
I played Minecraft online once
It was going well but then someone burned a few houses down
They tried to find out who it was for about 5 minutes and then someone said "I saw anon carrying a bucket earlier, maybe he had lava in it!" and 30 seconds later I got banned
I didn't try Minecraft online again
>>337251703
>>337250864
This reminds to the "it's me your brother" steam chat
>>337251683
still makes people think you're a fag
>>337252227 meant for >>337251242
>some years ago
>decide fuck it, haven't played CS1.6 in a long time
>find a working torrent, everything seems fine
>install it
>connect to a server
>instantly have speedhack
>no idea what's happening
>banned
Pretty much the only time I "cheated" in a multiplayer game. I don't see the point.
Christian servers after saying half baked curse words like
>Hell
>Damn
>>337252227
Anyone who treats VAC bans as the violation of some "sacred samurai code of honoru" is the real faggot, it just means the guy cheated on some faggy shooty tooty game
>>337251971
Reason was "flame baiting", I discussed with the mod but he said people like me without anything of value to say wouldn't be welcomed in the steam community.
The moderator threatened to appeal a community ban for me if I keep discussing so I just ignored the fucker and moved on. To make it worse he was a typical "that guy" with the forum rules linked in his profile a hundred different fun groups and even more "friends" on his friend list.
Asked if it was possible to find a server without any horsefuckers. I don't play TF2 much any more, the community had a large part in that.
>>337252469
Fuck off faggot
I got banned from Planetside 2 (along with probably hundreds of other people) because I was using Radeonpro to inject SweetFX to make the game look less like drab ass color-wise, it lasted the longest time compared to people that were banned for using the basic SweetFX .dll injectors, but they somehow caught-on, and that was the end of that
I lost the desire to play after that, and I got a bunch of prebaked NO U messages when I tried to appeal with customer service, who think anything that isn't part of the game = INSTANT HACKING
>>337252789
MLGfag who religiously watches CSGO streams and has spent 500 bux on a imaginary knife detected
>>337252469
>being a cheating faggot
>>337252397
>play on christian TF2 server
>characters explode and say hell
>but if you say hell in chat you get muted
I think the only time i ever got banned off of servers or anything was by teamkilling auto-bans.
Not my fault those fucking idiots kept rushing into the arty.
>join gmod server
>that big open city map that is pretty popular
>paint a hueg dick on one of the walls
>hear sqeaky voiced kid admin yell in voice chat "WHO LAG THE SERVER??!!"
>he then checks the logs, freezes me, and asks why did I lag the server
>I explain that I simply just wanted to test out the painting tool
>he kickbans me while screeching something to his mic
It's the one and only time I've been banned from anywhere.
STEAM
I AM THE FATHER
>>337252949
>implying i care enough about your shooty tooty games to play and cheat on them
This is how the hierarchy goes
Non-cheater who doesn't cares about VAC > Cheaterfag who gives no fucks about VAC and ain't afraid of using VAC account > cheaterfag who cares about VAC bans and abandoned his VAC account = non-cheater faggot who cares about VAC bans and gets triggered whenever seeing a VAC profile
>>337253350
If you really didn't care about what people think of your cheating ass you wouldn't have responded twice about how much you don't care
>>337253020
>the preacher read this passage that mentioned rape
>so it's ok for me to rape someone on the church!
>>337252712
>join any random gmod or tf2 server
>bronies fucking everywhere
>mfw
I don't give a hoot what people fap to, I really don't. Furry shit, anime, ponies, whatever, just keep it to your fucking self. But these faggots, jesus fucking christ. They just have to shove their pony furry shit everywhere.
>>337253350
You are so fucking zashkvared.
Go and make a hole in your cup and plate.
You are now petushok.
>>337253709
I care enough to prove you faggots wrong and collect internet argument victories
>>337250864
I got perma-banned from league. Probably because I said nigger too much but I only got one warning.
SS13. I always play assistant and push the limits of greytide. Most of my antics could be handled ic, but the admins are fags warning me instead of letting sec beat the shit out of me.
>>337253915
So you do care, it sucks that you have to use an account with a faggot sign on it but that's what you get for being a fag in the first place
>have origonal launch steam account
>cheater in cs1.6 (their only game)
>fight back with my own cheats
>get banned for 7 years, wtf is vac
And to this day I still don't remember what the account name was.
>>337253805
>>337252712
>Not simply murdering these faggots with glee
Bronies are notoriously garbage scout and pyro mains, just pick heavy or soldier and dominate the fuck out of them
Bonus points if they switch to 'friendly' pink cosmetics heavy or whatever to try and avoid being destroyed
>>337252790
Being able to see the Vanu at night is against the spirit of the game, anon. It's hacking.
>inb4 cheater comes in and seeks attention, idiots give it to him and derail the thread
Should there be an age limit for access to internet?
>>337254216
I ain't even the VACed guy, bruh
I just acknowledge his superiority over you, who gets mad about VACs
Called CS 1.6 server admin a faggotson.
>>337254465
>>337254626
What about CS?
>>337254710
CS = Elders
>>337254710
Autists
>>337251543
Why
>>337254626
>childrens
>mens
>TFW you had so much influence and respect on the server the admins were too afraid to kick or ban you
>being a grill helped a bit too
I think I was once temp banned from some Ultima Online freeshard for afk macroing
>>337254089
they don't warn a lot for things that you know you'll get banned for saying
like, i agree riot is shit but if you say nigger in chat you cannot honestly think that they arent going to ban you
I get suspend from Wow at least 3 times a month by not holding back in trade chat.
I called some guy in Unreal Tournament 2004 a faggot when he was doing nothing except spamming shock combo all match.
>>337255183
You mean pretending to be one, right?
>>337254210
SS13 is an amazing game with a fantastic community and shit admins. is there even a server worth going on anymore?
ps if you say bay or goon you're a admin cum guzzling faggot
i've never even been banned from any SS13 servers but i cant stand the way admins act in that game
>>337250864
Been banned from at least 15 or 20 TF2 servers as a medic + soldier/whatever else combo, usually under the pretenses of "hacking".
>>337254710
>>337254825
>>337254840
>>337254626
FPS=no brain, only spinal cord
Turn-based strategy=brain, no spinal cord
RTS=Human being, master race.
>banned from numerous servers back in cs:s for 'hacking'
>inquiry by league officials complete with analys videos of demos of clan wars
>disciplinary action point reduction
>no vac bans ever
>b-but you must be hacker nobody is that good
amateur e-sports leagues were a mistake
>>337250864
Never.
>>337254626
This triggers me
>>337254479
I don't get why you're so interested in defending cheating faggots.
It's easier to just make a new account instead of trying to convince people that having a VAC ban is not the most faggy thing your account could have.
>>337252106
Don't burn down people's houses, you cunt.
>>337256742
I didn't!
>>337250864
The only time I got baned in a game was when I killed friendlies and likes on TF2 public servers
>>337250864
I was banned from a long-dead private server of WOW. I wasn't attempting to be offensive. I just stated my honest view that I would never consider marrying a transsexual due to my desire to propagate viable offspring and simply disagreeing with the notion that individuals are able to choose their gender identity, any more than one is able to decide their ethnicity.
The situation was exacerbated when more people posted their opposition, some even going as far as utilizing the terms "mental illness", "degeneracy" or a "violation of common sense" regarding the status of transsexuals. Apparently, some moderators were monitoring the thread, and the thread creator deliberately designed the thread to rout out those she considered bigots.
I was accused of being the main culprit, responsible for the flame war that soon occurred between the LGBT community and those who opposed them. I simply asked if people in the forum would consider accepting me as a Black Female if I then tanned my skin, undergo surgery to get fuller lips, a sex-change surgery, a wider nose, dyed my hair dark, and told them I identified as such.
Immediately after posting my question, I was notified by the moderators of my account being terminated from the forums, as well as being prohibited from accessing the servers. I was banned for the follow reasons: rule misconduct involving the targeting of ethnic minorities, the LGBT community, and women, initiating a conflict of interest, and causing mischief in the Realm of (Private Server).
>>337250864
I was banned from a BF3 server for calling Jesus a Jew. It wasn't actually out of context, either.
Apparently that's racist now.
Sometimes people kick me from CS or TF2 because they think I'm cheating. Feels good desu.
>>337252106
>playing minecraft on public server
>some autistic kid keeps coming and looking at what I'm building and talking to me
>be busy digging underground
>hear someone messing with my doors by opening and closing them
>go above ground and the entire place has been griefed
>see autist running into the distance
>report him
>mods check to confirm and see that he had changed some stuff at my build
>he get's banned and rolled back
>only the doors change back to closed
>realise that it was another guy who griefed me
>tfw I just ruined some autistic 9 year olds day
>>337254710
manschildrens
>>337255565
/vg/ is alright, the admins range from mild faggots to total faggots. There is also big metaclub of faggots.
>>337254479
>SFX: Smug
What does smug sound like?
never got VAC banned
ive banned plenty of babies on gmod though
>>337257865
>tripfag
kek
>>337250864
>pls unban
>>337250864
its me ur brother
>>337258398
Why u get me banned brother?
Father: why did you get your brother banned son?
Got banned from a bfbc2 server near when the game launched. Was popping wookie heads with shotgun slugs. Since the kill fees only said shotgun, they assumed I was hacking instead of being aware of the slugs.
>>337253172
>Play on Gmod server
>Meet random people that aren't shitheads
>kid joins
>Entire server flames him for being a kid
>>337252469
You cheated and will probably cheat at other games. You're terrible at gaming and thus should be treated like a disease and avoided.
>>337258964
>he clearly does not cheat now that he has a new account with 0 vac bans on record #:^)
>>337259342
>cheat
>get a vac ban
>get a new account and game and cheat again
You're a full fledged retard if you do this, just saying
I used to do so much shit in cs:s, I was a cruel bastard.
I remember going to deathrun servers with a certain map exploit that would crash servers, just before I did the exploit, I played ear rape over HLDJ.
You know how when source games crash you hear the last second or so of audio on a loop?
Imagine that but you only hear ear rape until you can force the process to close.
Like everyone I've been banned from gmod servers for pushing the envelope of the dumb arbitrary rules they put in place
>Pissing around doing whatever
>Me some cool guy and some loser
>Me and cool guy decide to rob loser kid for his sniper rifle
>He tries to run away
>We gun him down
>REEEE ADMINS REEEE
>Apparently we'd broke some rule about having to post robberies in an advert or OOC or something
>Admin flies over and has godmode on
>Hes got one of those really nasally annoying voices and thinks very highly of himself
>Use a taser plugin on him which bypassed his godmode
>Fling his ragdoll around the map whilst fucking dying of laughter through mic
>Perma-banned
Felt good man.
>>337250864
i'm permabanned from a tf2 server called weeaboutique for saying some anime girl is best girl
>>337251497
>>337252227
>not unlocking the VAC ban badge of honor
>>337252469
this guy has it right
2 years ago I was permanently banned from the CoD4 =FF= servers or whatever they're called, because I "talked back" to a mod who got mad at me because I temporarily changed my name to that of another mod.
I enjoyed playing on the 24/7 shipment server so it sucks.
>Playing Gmod server with a couple of mates.
>They're terrorists and I was medic or some shit.
>They make some shit base.
>I put a big text wall that says something like "Terrorrist base... I mean just ordinary mosque"
> SJW Admin sees it perma bans mate and starts crying down the mic screaming at him.
>Then checks logs, sees I did. I get frozen and yelled at.
>Perma banned for "Being a racist cunt".
>>337259912
>"VAC ban badge of honor"
>this is what VACtards think
Oh man. You do know most people treat VAC profiles as AIDS, right?
>>337254840
No.
>CS= Manchildren
>Quake=Autists
Scored a headshot on someone in BF3.
That's as far I can remember of any ban I ever got.
>>337260157
>implying those types of people are any fun to play with
>implying I have ever once met someone that did not like me just because of the ban
wew lad must suck having autism
>>337250864
>Talking to person about the age of chickens when theyre killed for food
>Captain retards thinks I'm talking about eating babys
>Me and friend are perma-banned for wanting to eat babys
>mfw
https://youtu.be/lt3WUtq9kIs
>>337257000
A great story to have under your belt, anon.
>Gmod
>No admins on server for about 15mins
>Everyone realises that there are no admins
>Server devolves to chaos spawnkilling and random arrests mostly. I become hitman because sniper
>Spawn fence beneath me and prop fly into the air
>Snipe everyone I see
>Admin gets back and everyone banned for a week
>>337250864
I got banned from a minecraft infinity modded server for "Economy Manipulation".
I had set up a shop in my base instead of at the /shop warp. I created a custom warp to it, and placed signs all around spawn telling people to check out my shop for the lowest prices as well as the warp command. As I did not have to pay rent in the shop area, my prices were of course the lowest.
The other shop owners got very angry at me.
>>337250864
I'm banned from MW2 forhosting a static server.
>used to play fucking habbo
>joined some faggy FBI room or something
>get some friends there, so climb up in rank fast
>some other "enemy FBI" group always tried griefing the room after somehow getting rights
>leader removed rights from most people, including me because of this
>one day while i'm the only one there some faggot comed and fucks up the room
>don't have any rights so can't kick him
>faggy leader comes on when he leaves and i'm the only one there
>somehow think i did it without rights
>mad as fuck
>bans me from the room
>>337250864
About 3 years ago I was playing Garry's mod on some death run server or whatever and there was some super annoying 12 year old acting like dying to an obstacle was the end of the world so I decided to start fucking with him over mic. I forgot most of the conversation up until this point but the last thing I remember saying was "Let me guess, the next thing you're going to say is your mom is an admin?" He then says "Well actually my mom is an admin."
The server just starts dying after that, people can't stop laughing. About 5 minutes later I'm banned with the reason being "I am an admin". After that I decided to go find a new server but in the end I felt proud of verbally abusing a minor.
>>337255181
Just likes thats movies, childrens of mens!
>Halo CE
>Playing exinction with a few people
>Get into a Scrab and fire randomly
>One of my teammates was in the distance where I fired
>Dies
>Type a quick sorry since this shit happenes from time to time on these huge maps
>"WTF... HEY ADMIN BAN ANON!"
>You have been banned from the server
>tf2
>playing spy on blu team
>don't wear a disguise and start hidden behind our base (cart map)
>look at someone leaving my spawn and start running
>they chase me
>after a long time running from him
>I stop and let then hit me
>it was the admin
>15days ban
>
>>337250864
>steam name "cunt flaps"
>"Change your name or be banned"
>change to "funt claps"
>You have been banned - Reason: Don't try the admin
Every single eGo server across all games. They have notoriously bad admins.
>>337250864
>TF2
>Playing Soldier
>Doing decent, going for a medic every so often, or med kits
>Kid on the server thinks i'm aimbotting and making myself invincible because I dominated him
>I tell him he should probably not stand over my rockets as a scout
>He gets angry and gets admin
>Admin drunk, or high as fuck
>Admin says he is going to ban me
>I get perm banned
>I started recording after the kid got testy with me because I knew some dumb shit was going to happen
>Go to affiliated website and report the admin abuse along with video
>Never went to the server again, because at the time there was 30+ other servers like it some of which apart of the same website
>I never figured out what happened to the kid or the drunk as fuck admin and I really don't care
>>337257000
>I was banned for the following reasons: rule misconduct involving the targeting of ethnic minorities, the LGBT community, and women, initiating a conflict of interest, and causing mischief in the Realm of (Private Server).
God, that's hilarious.
>>337250864
>sharing an account
He got what he deserved
>>337257000
>realm of (private server)
best name
>>337263392
>video
Post that shit if you still got it.
>>337250864
Got banned from an ARK server because my tribe of 5 rushed a quetz and an ankylo on day one of a wipe and got a full metal base up, we were then all banned for "hacking and exploiting"
>>337260484
>feeling the need to cheat in an online game
>not autism
My favorite excuse is T-THE GAME MEANS SO LITTLE TO ME THAT I BOTHERED DOWNLOADING THE HACKS AND USING THEM TO GET BANNED
>>337257000
outstanding post, outstanding trips.
Yeah. I've been banned for swearing in the chat.
In an M rated game.
What the fuck.
>he doesn't bypass bans to scare admins into submission
>>337250864
I got banned from city of heroes for making a white-shirted, blue jean wearing thug named "Child-Touchin Tyrone"
His superpower was dancing really close to smaller characters and hip thrusting.
>>337250864
>Sincerely the father
Lmaooooo
>>337265479
This triggers me
>play game rated 18
>swear in server
>anon received warning 1/2 for swearing
>do not swear this is a family friendly server
>in a game that is for people 18 and over
A few servers on various games.For being too good.
>tfw getting banned by admin because you keep killing him
>>337258042
Doyaa, apparently.
>>337254210
>He doesn't play scientist
>He doesn't make several bombs and blow the fuck out of the station
Look, it was one of those rounds, nobody would show the fuck up, and I only tossed a few bombs in one of the run-down abandoned areas on the ship. I only felt horror when I heard those bloops from the admins.
>>337250864
>be Average good player at best
>someone accuse you of cheating
i can only imagine how bad you must be to get beaten by me to the point you think im haxing
>>337254210
I was banned onYogstationin SS13 for calling an assistant a faggot for killing me for no reason at the start of the game even though he wasn't a traitorand he wasn't banned afterwards.
>>337264631
That's the suffering of playing on a private server. No one will believe you got shit legit, and no one will believe you when you accuse the admin of spawning shit in.
>played on a server with a power hungry admin who had a hard on for dicking with my tribe
>had fucking ridiculous amounts of shit
>turned admin logging off because "it's annoying when I have to paint animals"
>eventually he got banned because he couldn't go a single day without fucking with us
Felt good in the end
I got banned on LS:RP 6 years ago for literally nothing.
What happened was I having this conversation with two guys and they were talking about cheats so I didn't know that it was forbidden to actually mention the names of the cheats example s0beit. And the faggots who I were talking to reported me and I got banned.
I actually thank the guy that banned me because instead of playing on that server 24/7, I went and did other things, like learning, played different video games instead of just one.
I recently went to the forum and those two guys are still playing.
fucking snitches
