>joins a server
>"jajajajajajaja"
>joins a server
>burger music starts playing
>join stoner server
>"DUDE"
>Joins a server
>12 year old boy: "I FUCKED YOUR MOM AND MADE HER SUCK MY DICK HAHAHA OLO L OLO!"
>Join a server
>"Smoke break brb"
>Join a server
>Pop music is on blast through what seems to be a mic made out of sticks and a plastic solo cup
>>337225527
HE COMES
>join a server
>nobody says a thing
>>337224890
>joins a match maker
>teammate had lower than 55% winrate
>quit
>join a sever
>players name is his youtube channel url
no-one cares about your fucking shitty CSGO clutch compilation you enormous faggot.
>>337224890
>join a server
>1V1 ME FAGGOT COWARD BITCH CUNT MOTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD
>>337225970
Why do they always have to say its a smoke break? why cant they just say brb?
>join server
>say "sup guys
>couple of guys reply "sup man"
>proceed to play in a constructive manner
>Join a server
>Brazil server
>>337226693
Most servers are labelled so its your own fault for connecting to it
>>337226756
Not when you're "quick matching"
>join sever
>"Two charlies are oscar mike at point A. Over."
>Join server
>Hear Amerifat accents
>
>>337226941
I always wished I could enjoy multi-player as much as these guys but I could never take that shit seriously.
>>337227056
DELETE THIS
>>337226830
Ah ok, my bad.
>join a sever
>brb vape
>90%of servers are hosted by BR or people who can't port forward
>the other 10%get filled in seconds because 8 player max
>none of my friends ever want to play because
pls play superfighters deluxe
>>337227056
Americans don't have accents. Well, most don't.
>>337228512
Why did vaping got so popular, anyway?
>join a taxi
>yayayayaya
>>337232803
Smoking for hipsters.
>>337230710
Are you retarded?
>>337233714
Do you live in america?
>>337230710
You are stupid.
Everyone country has an accent, you just can't tell because you live there and are used to it.
>>337230710
As a Bong it's super easy to pick out yanks
>>337225527
die
>>337235657
>>337236018
>>337226385
Litterally no point in smoking cigarettes if no one sees you doing it.
Otherwise you would just be killing yourself with a pointless addiction.
>>337237525
I really hate fags, both in the human sense and the cancer sense.
>>337237525
nicotine has a stimulant effect, you underage cunt
>join server
>it ain't me starts playing
>>337226258
Thats my server.
>>337226258
>Join a server
>Quite a few players say "Hi welcome to the server!"
>Leave instantly
Shit is horrifying.
>joins server
>after the match i get invites to "clans" and "companies"
>mfw people still try to do videos for fucking machinima
>>337238374
I can't wait for Rising Storm 2
>>337226258
>joins server
>full of sick people
>constant grimey phlem coughs into the mic
> "ahem sorry about that" in a snot-throated gurgling voice
>>337225527
>Humanized Tree Hugger.
https://derpibooru.org/901632
DELETE THIS
>>337230710
Nice bait
>join server
>cyka bluat drop awp nob
>switch server
>kurwafags
Eastern yurop can fucking burn
CYKA BLYAT
KURWA
IDI NAXHOI
PIDAR
DROP AWP CYKA
RASH B
I FUCK UR MUDDER
>>337239853
But that's not really bait-worthy.
>>337225527
>https://derpibooru.org/901632
Die you degenerate Barneyfag
>>337233714
>>337233876
>>337234212
>>337239853
Okay, I will educate you retards now.
First off, it's called a dialect and not an accent. Only someone whose first language isn't English but is speaking English can have an accent. If you are from an English speaking country but you pronounce some things different based on where exactly you are from (England, Australia, Ireland, whatever) it's called a DIALECT.
And the other Anon isn't exactly wrong. "American accent" barely makes any sense because Americans speak the most basic and fluent English compared to all Anglo countries, even if English is originally from England.
>>337240452
CHEEKI BREEKI
>>337244683
Good thing someone took linguistics like I did.
>>337225527
Die you degenerate Barneyfag
Humanized Tree Hugger.
https://derpibooru.org/901632
>>337238374
It's Fortunate Son, numbnuts
>>337239948
U got a problem cheeky cunt
>>337245732
I didn't lol
>>337250150
Well, it still helps.
>>337226167
>>337235520
>>337239808
>>337244637
>>337247238
I watch mlp and I don't even notice this stuff. What's up with that? Are you seriously trying to sniff out hidden mlp pictures? You do know that it's just bait for (you)'s right?
>>337251173
Well, it's still against global rules and needs to be called out whenever possible.
I mean fucking seriously.
>>337230710
Everyone has an accent you fucking twat
>>337253504
More like a dialect.
Accent is more strong, dialect is more unnoticeable.
>>337251173
Not only that, but they're only reinforcing the stereotype that people obsessed with the horse show ONLY post shit related to the horse show.
That's why they have a global rule against them.
>>337224890
Atleast its not
>HUHEUHEUHEUHUEHUEHUEHUEHUHEUHUEHUE
>BR?
>>337238228
>Haha I just looove the stimulating effect of cigarettes xD
>It's so nice and stimulating to know that I'll die before my own mother xPpp
>Cigarettes stimulate my coolness too!!1
>>337256382
Good thing I've always been a straight-edge guy.
No fucking smoking for me or weed or any of that shit.
>>337233596
I really don't get vaping either.
>>337225527
>>337226270
>not sticking around and winning with true skill
Pleb
>enter a server
>XAXAXAXAXXAXA BLYET SUKA
ohnotheyareretarded.jpg
>>337260131
>Xx420blazeitxX
>>337254593
Other way around actually.
>>337262163
Oh, ok, I fucked up hard on that one.
>>337258097
I know a few people who did it to quit smoking, others switched to it because it's cheaper than smoking and a couple that did it because they're fucking fags and wanted to be cool.
>>337224890
>some guy keeps calling them Mexican names
>they eventually leave
>>337264283
Still the same amount of smugness attached to it regardless.
>>337264421
Filthy hispanics.
>join a server
>it's a sharktits server
>faggot joins the server
>doesn't even jajajajajajaja
>>337225527
Why do they even have a global rule anymore anyways?
They already have three containment boards if you count /b/ and /trash/.
And it's not like mods even give that much of a shit about it anymore anyways.
Ironically, the only person who starts the shitposting are the obvious falseflaggers and anti-ponyfags and not the horsefuckers themselves.
>>337265863
Muh fetish and my nigger.
>join a server
>people welcome you
>you ignore everyone
>>337266504
GR15 is still enforced on /b/.
>>337224890
>Join server
>"haha"
>>337265863
Sharktits are great though.
>>337269782
I agree
>"hey guys"
>audible sound of parents fighting and baby crying in the background
>>337269782
>>337270001
Post more sharktits
>>337270410
>"hello, what's up?"
>someone screaming about how "mom said it's his turn to use the computer" in the background
>kid gets on the mic
>cringey as fuck
>girl thinks it's cute
>>337271243
Nah I'm good, just for you
>>337271141
>"hi guys"
>vaccum cleaner sounds in the background
>>337252153
>or anime?
>>337271580
Well, you get the idea.
The only reason I was even bumping this thread was to get rid of this picture for GR15
>>337225527
>thread derailed by barneytalk yet again
>>337272381
Only because of GR15 still in place
>join a server I used to like
>it has been infested by furfags who erp through their rolls of neckbeard fat and spittle instead of paying the game
>>337273249
SS13?
>join tf2 trade server
>there is another BR there
>we start hit each other with the pan for the loud sounds as we spam the chat with "HUE"
>the admin is not on
>everyone is mad as fuck
>they can't kick us
>>337273342
Actually, this was an old source mod called Zombie Master, but ss13 works too. Giving furfags liggers was a mistake
>>337264421
>say "shut up Juan"
>50% of the time you're right about their name and they get butthurt
>>337274135
heh.
>>337270001
I don't, degenerate.
>>337239561
It should be quite fun.
>>337227056
>join server
>filled with filthy gooks
>join TF2 server
>filthy Barneyfags everywhere
>join game
>'I heff river's polarity'
>>337225970
>>"Smoke break brb"
>last online 32502 days ago
>>337268493
Woah I completely forgot about that shithole.
>>337244683
That's retarded, doesn't dialect mean using some different words but still speaking the same language? What does it have to do with accents?
