Meanwhile, in duelist kingdom /v/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kP_EGSOEGAE
They didn't give it us any food, so I decided to eat my own star chips. Turns out they DON'T have chocolate inside.
Why the FUCK are there so many Japanese kids here?
>>337215206
fucking rigged card game tournament is whats up. Company is based in Japan too.
Lol, what anime is this?
Any pre 2010 anime looks so bad that i automatically discard them.
who /forbidden one/ here?
>be me
>see some weird British kid with a dream catcher
>he asks me what my favorite card is
>say dark magician girl
>world goes dark
>wake up as her
>some faggot with spiky hair use me to defeat him in a duel
>i stop being her
fucking suffering.
>>337213085
Why the fuck is that guy wearing a flag on his head? Is he even actually American?
I swear I've seen him before, isn't he a known cheater?
What the hell is up with everyone's hair on this island? is everyone who plays his game an edgelord or something?
>>337216980
>not being an edgelord
Take a look at this chump.
Holy shit dude, I lost my stars
Fucking Christ guys, there's a nigger fthrowing hapoons at a everyone approaching right now on the south beach what the fuck
>be me
>see a fellow competitor on the same boat to the island as me
>ask to see his cards
>he actually did it the absolute madman
>throw his cards into the ocean
>>337217584
I heard he was married to the ocean.
ATTENTION DUELISTS
>be me
>traveling throu the woods
>see mai valentine taking a piss in the bush
>masturbare and cum buckets
>>337217738
fuck even the security here has silly haircuts.
>>337213085What does pot of greed do?
Kaiba was the greatest duelist of ALL TIME and he would have beaten every single person on this island if he was in the tournament.
>>337217808
Nobody knows seriously I've asked around and people just say "banned card"
>mfw i found mai in the forest taking a leak
Hey guys are you okay? I just realized mywife'sson took a boat with a lot of other teenagers to go to an island owned by an old british man and with seemingly no police or security system. Now that I think of it it wasn't such a good idea to let him go
>>337217834
I heard he has a secret basement where he shitposts on /card/ on the island.
I activate Pot of Greed. It enables me to draw 2 cards from my deck.
>>337217882
Sorry for what? My daddy told me not to be ashamed of our decks. Being such good size and all.
I use my petit dragon to give my skull servant a ride over your monsters and deal damage to you directly!
Some guy keeps trying to use catapult turtle to cheat some BS about flotation rings and flinging monsters.
>>337217808
I've heard rumors that it's connected to numerology and commands the power of "2"
But that's all I've got.
I think Pegasus is gay
>you will never drink Mai's pee
Did anyone see that guy dressed like bee? who the fuck goes to a card tournament dressed like that?
What next? people playing duel monsters in schools?
>>337218043
The sneaky cunt actually convinced a poor bastard that it was in the rules!
That's not even the craziest thing I've seen here though. Kaiba's ghost showed up and wouldn't stop making ghost puns. I didn't even know he was dead.
Fuck i just lost 5 star chips to that bitch Mai!
She also took my best card Pot of Greed.
What a total cunt. I hope that joey kid hate fucks her to death.
Don't worry bro I shuffled my cards at home already
>>337218239
I guesshe didn't stand a GHOST of a chance
>>337218325
I actually laughed.
Brb jumping off the boat
>>337218356
>loosing all your star chips before the finals
you won't be missed.
>>337218043
Is this the same dude who fused his own monster with an opponent's monster, using a card that wasn't even Polymerization?
Some guy just played Time Wizard against me, I could swear he's just making up rules as he goes along because his piece of shit monster levelled up.
Why do I hear stupid rhyming from the caves all the time?
guys i think there is a group of cheaters here, they make up rules and people are to scared to say something
they are like 5
>>337218552
NYAH dino brain you lost faaair and squaaare
Who /readsthecards/ here? I swear half the shit that goes on on this island is just someone pulling deus ex machinas out their asses and making up rules as they go. Am I high on something? This game has rules people!
Did anyone see that Tristan guy? he's not even a duelist why is he here?
nerf stone giant please, why can he destroy the moon!1
>tfw waited too long and it's too awkward now to ask about Mokuba's gender
Looks like you're going to the shadow realm, jimbo
>tfw saw Mai changing her panties and washing them in the river
>>337216202
>found out darkly big rabbi is a counterfeit card
>all those wins are now void
>mfw
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Hello friends, how about a friendly game between friends
>>337218976
that's impossible. Mai goes commando.
>tfwgot to drink Mai's pee
>>337218714
considering there's several psychics here I'm surprised the tournament wasn't just cancelled.
>>337218476
I heard something about him destroying a field spell with an equip spell too. Does anyone even know the rules here?
Oh and btw guys, that wasn't me you just saw it was actually the other me who's living within me I hope you're okay with it I've been meaning to tell you but I only got around to it just now ;)
GUYS IM FROM THE FUTURE EVERYONE PLAYS THEIR CARD GAMES ON MOTOR CYCLES.
Hey guys I was reading the rules and apparently you need to tribute monsters to summon them when they have more than 4 stars!
Dude i saw this guy who is almost 7 foot tall that has like 20 stars max capacity gauntlets that hunt duelist down.
You people better hear my warning and watch your step.
>>337219317
No, I recognize your voice, you're just that Tristan guy in a costume.
>attack Pegasus for being a faggot
>fake floor opens and swallows me up
>>337219391
Yeah next He'll be telling us that the extra deck is used for more then fusions.
>>337219329
>rules
what the fuck? I thought this was an open rp event.
>>337218146
>>337219415
You guys realise Pegasus was married, he's straighter than all you cucks.
>>337219391
>Honda
>Tristan
>>337219206
So... when you hang out with us, is the grown man inside you also hangin' out with us? I don't know if we should keep hangin' out, Yug'.
Guys, I work at kaiba corp there working on portable duel fields, screencap this post.
>>337218714
Isn't the tournament using Kaiba Corp duel machines? Whatever happens has to be legal, right? Why else would all those interactions be programmed in there?
>>337219497
Yeah, it's weird, him and that blonde guy he's around seem to think you have to introduce yourself with a different name to people speaking a different language.
Also, has anyone noticed the weird kid with the bondage shit and the stupid hair in their group growing taller every time he has to play a card game? It's not just me, right?
UNGA BUNGA5___STOP
>>337219615
I heard kaiba was hacking monsters to give people unfair advantages.
>>337219653
It's just you seriously who ever heard of people using mystical artifacts to transform?
With my Catapult Turtle I can launch my Dragon Champion toward your castle thereby shattering its floatation ring and causing it to collapse on top of your monsters.
That was a nice trick.
What brand of gel do you guys use for your hairdos
>>337219724
Jesus has nobody read the rules on this island?
>>337219750
tAft
>>337219750
Yo Kaiba what kind of coat is that there isn't even that much wind
>>337219873
I doubt a sub par duelist like yourself could even afford a regular coat let alone one like mine.
Mai here, don't hit on me silly boys
>>337220073
Please pee on me
pfft duel monsters? magic baby's is where it's at.
>>337220198
I only do that for this lucky little boy
>>337219104
>>337215316
but pegasus is american
Does anyone have the time?
>>337217963
sometimes, when I shuffled too hard, they ripped my skins
Guys, GUYS, there's a fucking HUGE maze in a cave and its guarded by the two faggot twins.
>>337220464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8246R_OsdA
ANON'S MY NAME AND DUELINGS MY GAME
>>337219359
You're gonna give me a PaniK attack anon, geez.
>mfw trying to make sense of these backwards rules.
No wonder people cheat Jesus.
>>337220617
Check your fusion summon privilege, after all you cis scum destoryed XYZ-ians
>>337220774
*LGBTQXYZ, thank you very much
Anyone notice how the guards have no weapons whatsoever and just sort of point at you menacingly?
DUEL ARMOUR ACTIVATE!...this is /capsule/ r-right?
>>337220246
Oh man, I remember getting something like this and trying to show my autistic friend thinking he'd get a laugh.
>"These aren't real Pokemon cards Anon they look like bootlegs"
Turns out the only laugh was my life because I only have one friend and he's too autistic to appreicate my fake pokemon cards
I need to have sex
>>337220948
I heard the pointy hair one say they had invisible guns but clearly they are lying then again what could possibly go wrong at a children's card game tournament?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7t6rZUZmfE
>>337221010
>that picture
that is legitimately terrifying
Did anyone else notice two people dueling on a rooftop with frisbeys?
At least Yugioh stayed true to its audience.
MtG's website looks like the Facebook news feed and half the images of players on their site are the 5 or 6 females that show up at world tournaments because they desperately want to dispel the idea that MtG is a pussy deflector.
They often have interviews about how MtG improved your life and half the responses published are "I met my wife at Magic the Gathering. I finally had sex!"
>>337216202
>>337221010
>Bologna Mayonnaise cake
>>337221239
I saw some guy throw a dream catcher like one if that's what your talking about.
I was in argument with some guy and when it was his turn to respond this music started playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7t6rZUZmfE
how fucked am I?
>>337215384
Boku no pico
>>337221291
CEASE.
>>337221394
Was that the same dream catch that fires laser beams?
>>337221470
I think so some weird British albino was carrying it around
do you get better again after getting sent to the shadow realm
my friend has been catatonic for 2 years and the doctors say he shows no sign of higher brain activity
>>337221530
Sorry mate, you'd best pull the plug unless you beat that psyco in a duel
>>337216764
in america
>>337221453
Thanks anon. Needed a new hand
How the hell does Pegasus afford all of this stuff?
When the frigg am I going to be in this frigging show?
>>337221704
Well there's a filler mini arc after this so...
>>337221764
Oh EFF that. I've waited years to get revenge on The Pharoah and I, the Evil Marik Ishtar will not be outdone by some foppish bumchum and his cartoon fetish.
>>337221689
POT OF GREED!?
WHAT DOES THAT DO?
>>337221904
I mean, you don't LOOK evil, you look like you work in gay porn, have you considered sleeves?
And a slightly larger shirt?
>>337221904
At least you have your fan girls while you wait, master marik
Hey guys visiting from DBZ /v/ hows it hanging?
>>337222153
Nothin' much, card games, you?
>>337222241
Some really lame tourney where I didn't even get to fight because "prince" wanted to be a little bitch about it.
>>337219317
CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES?! GUYS DID YOU HEAR THAT? CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!
>>337222317
AYY I'M FROM CLOCKTOWN /v/ I GOT SOMETHING IN MY TRUNK YOU GUYS GOTTA SEE.
>>337222437
Is it King Kong?
>>337222346
God, you're almost as bad as the crazy guy trying to kill Pegasus that keeps saying he's from the future and that card games destroy the world.
>>337222474
HOLY SHIT HOW'D YOU GUESS?
>>337222545
Ben told me.
>>337222491
Wasn't he supposedly related to that dartz guy? apparently dartz claims he's from Atlantis can you believe that guy?
>>337222025
I'm not gay you EFF'ing retard. Now let me just pull my Millennium Rod from my anal crevasse and I'll mind control you into being one of my evil shirtless minions.
>>337222036
Shut up Odion and load up another movie on Netflix.
>>337221938
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay_S8NjPEXk
>>337222608
Ben? Is that this guy? >>337218356
>>337222153
2 questions:
1) are you a Yoshi?
2) can I ride you?
>>337222608
That dick is always ruining surpises no wonder his grand dad drowned him
>>337222706
Guess he met a terrible fate....
>>337216980
I wish I'd known that all the important people define themselves through the silliness of their haircuts. I thought my pink shirt would be enough to land me at least a semi-decent character arc.
>>337222816
he deserved it for swimming for children's playing cards.
>>337217834
Go home Kaiba. You got fucked up by a guy who's been dead for three thousand years, accept it.
>>337222818
Get back to rowing your way to Japan, faggot.
>>337222647
Then there's the "God Cards" Creepypasta, What is with this card game and attracting the weirdest people.
>>337222818
The hair always makes you important, just look at kaiba's mullet.
Hello May I have a look at your decks please? I promise I won't do anything bad.
>About to fight Pegasus just have to beat one more kid
>Summon three blue eyes and fuse them
>Lookinggood.jpeg
>Kid fuses his rotting dragon with mine somehow
>Played whole tounrament based on rules
>underageb& are literally just making shit up for card effects
>Going to lose in a matter of turns
>mfw
>>337223117
Kill yourself.
>>337223117
Try killing yourself that might work, trust me i'm a doctor.
>at CardStop
>this guy slaps your gf's ass
>wat do
>>337223267
Tell him that in America we don't tolerate sexual harassment
>>337223267
teleport behind him and throw a trading card.
>>337223267
Challenge him to a children's card game
>>337223267
Ask the clerk for the Watapon promo card, mumble to the GF to meet me outside, knock over a rack of Dungeon Dice Monsters, and wait four episodes while my GF battles him in the shop.
Wait
What the FUCK is a RITUAL summon!?
Now these clowns are just making up new kinds of monsters and shit powercreeping us out of the tournement.
Ritual is overpowered
>>337223478
dungeon duel monsters? sounds like a bootleg ripoff where the hell do you shop?
>>337223573
We've long since determined that Pegasus is too beta to actually tell people that they're breaking the rules and is just letting them do whatever the fuck they want.
>>337223850
I might as well tell the gang to cheat then I'll do it as soon as i figure out who really is the fake kaiba ghost haunting the island.
battle city /v/ fucking when?
>>337223267
he doesn't stand a ghost of a chance
season zero was infinitely better then what came after
>>337224680
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V2sBURgUBI
Hey guys, I'm really quite frightened at the moment. There's this weird limey kid going around, skulking in the trees and following this dumb group of kids. It's really off-putting because I'm trying to stalk Mai and she's never far behind those guys so we always end up hiding behind the same tree and I have to listen to him mumbling about sending them to the shadow realm and sacrificing their souls to Zorc or some such shit.
I think he might be gay?
>>337218729
Because in another few hours the sun will rise
>>337224978
Well to be fair he his stalking a guy who regularly wears leather.
>>337225038
Oh right, that explains everything.
>>337224978
He's gonna fuck you
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This thread fucking sucks ... IN AMERICA
>>337226169
How would you know you filthy Canadian?
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>>337226231
Curses, foiled again...
>>337226437
that's right go back to Russia.
>In a duel.
>Never actually played the game before.
>Only on the island because I got on the wrong boat. And I just stole someones deck while they weren't looking.
>mfw nobody actually knows how to play the game.
Holy shit! I have no idea what I'm doing either. For the past 5 duels I've just been throwing random cards down and bullshitting what they do. I already have 7 star chips, what the fuck?!
>>337226854
Since when has there been rules?
>>337226854
It's because you stand a mile away from your opponent when you duel. They can't read your cards so you can just say they do whatever the fuck you want them to do.
I mean, fucking hell, I covered my opponent in Kuribohs and won because I said all his monsters were smothered to death.
>>337227187
you DID explode them too, right?
>>337227307
>he doesn't explode his flying faggot balls
>>337227486
I know, what a putz
>>337223267
Throw a card at his hand when touching her.
You know how sharp those edges are? It#s like a knife, remember the story of how seto Kaiba was able to knock sth. OUT of some guy's hand he was holding with a thrown card?
>>337227706
he did throw his blue eyes, so does that make the cut more powerful depending on the card?
>>337227857
GUess a thrown god card would waaaaittfooriiitt
disarm you!
>>337216980
Try to not play against them. I shit you not, paranormal shit happens when they're around. Just duel regular joe's.
>>337228106
>missing a perfectly good armory arm joke
ya blew it.
>>337228174
yeah but joe hangs out with the freaky pointy hair with that triangle necklace
Is it true you need to have a theme and a name related to it to enter?
Damn, what I'd give to be Jerry Bipolar over there.
>>337219415
How did you get past the guards? They point their fingers at you very menacingly!
>>337221414
Man, you're fucked.
>>337228492
I heard some looser named "flip turner" got barred because his name was just too stupid.
>>337228560
He proberbly befriended spider man, though spidy looked weirdly British when i saw him.
got thrown out of the tournament for not having weird enough hair :(
IT'S NOT FAIR
This cunt and his stupid American flag bandanna and his squad beat me up and stole all my star chips. I didn't even get to duel. Where are the fucking island security when you need them.
>tfw sucking dick for star chips
Gonna reach the castle soon
>Get kicked off the island
>Row the boat out
>Wait for about half an hour
>Row back to shore
>>337229857
Don't they take you starchips?
>>337230147
Yeah, but there's more than one way to get chips, lad ;)
>>337214172
>Card, could you show my gramps?
>>337228210
What is this Armory Arm? There's no card that I've heard of with that name in this modern age of 1998
>>337229361
I actually work security on the island, and trust me it's a fucking shitshow out here
That fop has us trying to kidnap some kid with massive hair instead of actually enforcing the rules, I guess we got certified to be Duel Monster judges for literally nothing
Don't even bother trying to complain or anything either, I'm pretty sure this place is its own sovereign nation, I saw a colleague fucking punch some teenager and nobody gave a shit
>>337232479
Are invisible guns more powerfulthan normal ones? Seems kind of a waste otherwise.
>>337222346
IM FROM EVEN FARTHER IN THE FUTURE, GUNS HAVE CARDS IN THEM.
>>337222721
DODGE.
