>2017
>cryttek announces it's going to release a new iteration to the serious sam ip
>"Serious Samantha"
do you buy it?
I will be too busy playing Serious Sam 4
No, Serious Sam is a bad series for plebs.
Sure. Sounds pretty based.
>crytek
Probably. Serious Samantha sounds like a black-haired bimbo with huge tits and those weird sunglasses that make you look like a bee, and a pink bow in her hair.
This is the age of SFM. There'd be porn of her getting railed by aliens in the hour.
>crytek
You dun goofed
>>337170395
As long as close to nothing else had changed, then I'm in
Isn't Crytek dead outside of Cryengine?
It still amuses me how hard crytek managed to run themselves into the dirt
They literally already made a Female version of Sam in the official game ya dingus
>2019
>from announces it's going to release a new iteration to the dark souls ip
>"shut up and jam: gaiden 3"
do you buy it?
>>337171063
>those busted legs
>that negative ass
No, because the Serious Sam games are fucking shit.
>>337172035
This
Painkiller is superior
>release one of the best-selling PC games of all time despite ridiculous system requirements
>call everyone pirates despite the fact that most people probably pirated it to test it out on their system first
>make console games to get more money
>go bankrupt and lose most of their IP's
Top kek.
