Ok /v/ time for ultimate battle. Who win in fight? Metroid Halo or Zelda?
Why would these three guys fight?
chief has best weapons but shittiest stamina
>>337087535
Chief fag here, Samus would win.
the chief would just magdump 60 rounds of 7.62x51mm FMG-AP into both of them
>>337087793
*FMJ
>>337087535
Why is zelda in there?
>>337087535
Well, Star Fox would kick all their asses, so it's really not even worth asking.
If Samus gets a running start, she can just keep going and obliterate them.
>>337087535
Why are they fighting? They all have either an assistant or an ai that evaluate the situations and threat level. They would most likely avoid hostilities like most seasoned warriors.
>>337088195
And this is all assuming Shulk doesn't destroy them all using the Xenoblade.
Metroid.
Metroid is like Halo but from a much more advanced setting with black hole generating / space-time shattering guns. And don't get me started on the screw attack. And I say that as something of a Halofag.
I think halo is a pretty cool guy
can't tell who in this thread is a troll and who is an idiot child
>>337088254
They are fighting because for Vicecity says they must do.
>>337088412
Welcome to 4chan, here is your complementary cherry coke and loli.
Zelda guy doesn't even have a gun, so he doesn't stand a chance.
Halo guy is respectable, but in the end Metroid guy wins for being more agile and having better equipment.
halo can destroy entire planets by detonating, so it wins
>>337087535
Shitposting aside, Link hands down.
>>337087535
Metroid is a girl, she can beat both of those silly boys no problem.
>>337087535
Isn't Samus and Chief super humans? Why the hell is Link even in this?
>>337091448
Nah. No matter how much magic and asspulls Link has, in the end his esential gear is a sword and a shield.
A plasma grenade could fuck him up, and Samus wouldn't even break a sweat.
>>337091797
Don't forget Chief is lucky Space Jesus and Samus is bird Space Jesus.
>>337088362
Eh shoots aliens and doesn't afraid of anything.
>>337091797
He will use the triforce and slay them?
>>337092201
Nigger, he doesn't even use the triforce to slay Ganon for good. What makes you think he'll use the strongest tool of his world to wish for the death of two random persons he probably met 5 minutes ago?
>>337092381
He'll defeat them with kindness then.
