I am fucking done carrying everyone in this piece of shit garbage game
Fuck the retard community so fucking god damn fucking much
Fucking god dammit you fucking retard shit head cocksucker retards holy fucking shit. What the fuck do I have to do to play a game with at least half decent people in the first fucking place? There's no god damn excuse in this green earth or the fucking next that I should be getting ALL of the kills, ALL of the damage, and scoring ALL the objectives as a fucking TANK class when there are two dedicated attack classes AND the not-demoman class on my fucking team
God dammit get your shit together. You know what, nevermind. I'm done carrying heavy as fuck teams to their death. I'm beyond done pissing my time away in the fucking wind for you shit head retard fuck faces. Fuck this game so fucking much I'm fucking done. I'm dropping this lead shit like the cold diarrhea piss pile it is. I've wasted enough of my fucking life in fps games carrying heavy ass teams and now that there's a game that restricts players to six versus six at all fucking times, the weight upon my shoulders is that much heavier.
So enjoy fucking up your games with horrible game coordination and a lack of any semblance of objective or balance. Enjoy your retard shit faced pubs slapping each other on the cock and ass, you'll be doing it without me and without any self-respecting individual on the planet.
Thank you for letting me demo it for 25 hours in the free beta Blizzard but
>>337075970
>getting this mad
>>337075970
Why dont you just not play it for a few hours
>>337075970
But I don't want to go on the nono zone. that is for mr.tankyman
Does anyone have the reddit "we got a real badass overhere" meme image?
Twenty four fucking kills in a single god damn life and I've fucking had it. How is it that every team I'm on sucks so much donkey shit?
Thank God I learned my lesson early. Now whenever I feel even a slight semblance of desire to play it I'll be reminded of how DOG SHIT THE FUCKING PLAYER BASE IS.
Fuck your game blizzard.
Fuck your respawn timer
Fuck your Q button
Fuck your teleporting classes
Fuck your flying classes
Fuck your auto aiming
Fuck your "tournament scene"
Fuck your concieted bullshit for imagining this imbalanced shit pile could have a tournament scene
Fuck your aimbotters and cheaters
Fuck your team coordination
Fuck Bastion for being such a boring character on both my team and the enemy team
Fuck the Dwarf for being miraculously more boring
Fuck the useless characters that never killed me once in the entire span of 24 hours
Fuck teams that mistake D.Va for an actual tank class
Fuck Tracer
Fuck 20 tick rate
Fuck grabbing ahold of someone with the hog chain only to miraculously somehow not damage them one third of the time (and instantly killing them the other 2/3)
Fuck Overwatch.
Jack off to D.va.
Youll feel better [spoiler/]TRUST ME [spoiler\]
>>337076349
Uninstalled that hot garbage.
>>337076904
I never found her attractive in her default outfit but the yellow bee suit was sexcellent. Either way none of them are busty enough for me to give a shit.
>>337076904
Nice spoiler, cunt.
>>337075970
Be real, you got rekt and now cry like a bitch
git gud noob
>>337076773
What's the Q button? Just curious
>>337076904
>[spoiler/]TRUST ME [spoiler\]
newfags are so cute
>>337077223
Did you even bother looking at the remaining five posts below the first one? You imbecile I'm fucking furious at how dog shit everyone on my fucking team is.
>>337077251
for some characters it's the instant win button.
>>337075970
NO DONT!
So this is the whiny cunt we see in the chat from time to time.
>>337075970
Judging from your anger, Something like DOTA or LOL sounds like your kind of game, anon.
>>337077723
I refuse to play mobas since they're plauged by the same issues I just pointed out in EXPANSIVE DETAIL in the OP
But they're worse because they're new and I'm not a kid so I hate it.
>>337077340
>not getting the joke
>>337075970
have a drink of water, Mark
>>337077251
Q is the ultimate ability
>>337075970
Copypasta acquired.
>>337076493
I don't have that particular meme image.
But that is my favorite meme image.
>>337078178
what game was it originally referring to?
>getting mad at a casual game
>>337078241
I just TYPED IT OUT YOU DENSE FOOL
I even posted the results screen of the very last match I'll ever play from 30 minutes ago
Is anyone 100% what Phara says when she uses her Ult?
It sounds like "IT REY" but it's hard to tell because she's always dead by then.
>>337078241
You don't understand.
I just found some fresh pasta.
Cut it up just a bit, and it applies to plenty of other team games.
>>337075970
does the beta end tomorrow as in in the morning or at the end of the day
>>337075970
Wait for F2P to finish, it should pick up by then.
>>337078473
dunno but don't waste your time let alone money on this
>>337078405
>uninstalling the beta a few hours before its gone
wew
>Ill never play it again
we dont care thats youre poor anon
>>337075970
Lol this is exactly the attitude and speech of that one guy who is the actual shitter on the team but can't figure it out. OP have you taken a second to think you might actually be the problem?
People new to a game are generally not good at it.
People experimenting to get the breadth of a game are not doing well score-wise.
Fucking shocker.
>>337078434
Justice rains.
>>337076773
>tfw I've in that screenshot
lmbo
>>337078630
Holy shit does no one have any reading comprehension? Should I have posted
>>337076773
as my OP image?
Every other game is just like this.
>It's a "you got all the medals but your team lost" episode
Not even using an offense class I run circles around these SHIT HEELS
>>337078695
You can't get good at overwatch though. You plateau as soon as you play as there is nothing to learn or gain from playing longer than anyone.
>Playing a casual bait shooter
>In which a large number of the players are Blizzard fanboys
>Not expecting everyone to be absolute shit
I don't think you understand how this industry works, anon.
Why don't you play with decent friends then you fucking mongoloid?
>>337078775
fuck off, mobilefag
>>337078775
If you were on my team eat your penis
If you were on the other team good job, you played well. I don't hold anything against the other guys they were just doing their job and won because they were superior.
TOO BAD MY TEAM WAS TOO BUSY CHOKIN ON PENIS TO KILL MORE THAN THE TANK.
If you were the medic on my team though then you're allright with me. Let's have casual sex <3
Hey /v/ we need some help getting some more ebin reaction faces >>>/a/141278267
This post is true art. Raw emotion and anger portrayed perfectly. It even loops with the "but" at then end, perfectly into the beginning. It is a representation of the circle of anger one will feel by doing something they hate and not changing their life to disinclude it.
>>337078697
Ahh, that makes sense.
Seems like she aught to say something else after.
But she won't.
>Getting mad over people enjoying video games
>Posting this on /v/ as a cry for attention
>Realizing that no one gives a shit about you and that your life is meaningless
>>337078786
>implying medals aren't based of personal best and in anyway related to your teams performance
Breh I've got some bad news...
>>337078405
>>337079153
medals are of the single match. That's why the text will turn green and say "personal best" independent of the color medal you get.
You'll get gold healing as road hog unless there's a dedicated mercy on the team for example.
>>337075970
thanks for the new pasta, son
I'm proud of you
>>337078959
>31 kills
>12 objective kills
It's not tdm....
>>337077223
>>337077438
>>337077723
>Defending insta kill abliities in a fps that let casuals kill you with zero. ZERO skill
Do some damage press q instant win. Imagine if you kill two guys in csgo and you can press q to kill the rest of the team.
I would expect shit eating blizzard fans to like it though but lets admit you only like it cause there's so many oc donut steel and waifus all conglomerated into a clusterfuck of art styles and gameplay
>>337079641
>Ultimates have massive sound notifications, giving you a good amount of time to react
>Bringing in a RNG game to support your argument
>>337076904
>[spoiler/]TRUST ME [spoiler\]
how do you fuck up this bad?
>>337079641
What does you being a crybaby faggot have to do with the games bullshit?
>>337079567
Boy, do you not see that medal next to the objective time? I spent more time on that fucking cart than all but one person. I left it only for a moment to kill.
People sure love abandoning the cart though.
That is a nice background you got
>>337076773
>level 32 going against 20s and 5s, meaning your hidden MMR is low
>playing the game like it's TDM instead of an objective-based game mode
>that hook accuracy
Holy kek, you're terrible.
>>337080303
>2 minutes out of 11 on objective as a tank.
>I only left to kill
Gee it's almost like you have no idea what your role actually is. Maybe a DPS class is more your speed.
>>337080438
Are you fucking stupid? I main Reinhardt and the most I've ever had is 3 1/2 minutes and I'm the gold medal earner almost every match,
>>337075970
>I take these party games THIS seriously
Oh no! Don't go, anon! We're so much worse off without you!
If I get the game from a keysite, will I still get the widowmaker skin?
>>337080386
>>337080438
Holy shit I can't believe the ignorance I'm hearing
Time isn't added to the objective on payload unless the cart is moving so if even one enemy is nearby it's not going anywhere. Even if you camp it with Reinhart you won't get too much time. Finally I spent more time on the cart than all but ONE person, who by the way didn't kill as much as I did seeing as I was the primary killer and dps somehow.
Also I don't know if Overwatch has a hidden MMR or if it calculates your next match based on it
It's fucking retarded if it does though but would explain why I keep getting tossed in with fucking idiots. Isn't this game supposed to punish people who abandon games? I have never once left a game no matter how shitty my team was. This contributed to my hatred of this shit game.
>>337080597
>3.5 minutes personal best on objective as a tank
>complains about losing constantly
Are you beginning to see the connection literally everyone in this thread is pointing out or are you just missing it on purpose now?
>>337076773
This desu, went 109-2 as road hog getting 99% of the teams damage, and we lost
God players are hot sacks of terrible shit
>>337075970
>getting this mad over vidya
>in a game that's only in beta
>keeps losing but it's everyone else's fault
Yup it checks out OP youhave the sperg
>>337076773
>>337075970
Underage as fuck
>>337079641
Overwatch is NOT about individuals getting kills. Its one of the most team composition heavy multiplayer FPSs around.
And you can't just mindlessly use an Ultimate whenever. Teams with good composition can easily escape it, and/or kill you before you make an impact, if no thought was put into your usage of it.
>>337081056
I'm a different guy asswipe. And my winrate is like 66% with Rein.
>>337081556
Mines 69% come at me breh
>>337076904
proof that marketers are shilling this game on /v/ no end.
Seriously, if you wanted to astroturf anything on /v/ it's fucking easy. No logins, no names, nothing. All you gotta do is avoid fuckups like that.
>>337075970
Agreed, loved it at first but I'm already sick of it. Once I started caring about winning it became league in fps form. Not getting it anymore.
>>337076773
>that hook accuracy
lel git gud m8
>>337077223
>git gud noob
it is either 2003 or you are a marketer
>>337075970
Why don't you have any friends?
You need to play with friends in this game. It's so much more fun to pubstomp with your buddies than the get pubstomped with a bunch of poor attitude shitters.
I am fucking done carrying everyone in this piece of shit garbage game
Fuck the retard community so fucking god damn fucking much
Fucking god dammit you fucking retard shit head cocksucker retards holy fucking shit. What the fuck do I have to do to play a game with at least half decent people in the first fucking place? There's no god damn excuse in this green earth or the fucking next that I should be getting ALL of the kills, ALL of the damage, and scoring ALL the objectives as a fucking TANK class when there are two dedicated carries AND the not-support pusher on my fucking team
God dammit get your shit together. You know what, nevermind. I'm done carrying heavy as fuck teams to their death. I'm beyond done pissing my time away in the fucking wind for you shit head retard fuck faces. Fuck this game so fucking much I'm fucking done. I'm dropping this lead shit like the cold diarrhea piss pile it is. I've wasted enough of my fucking life in mobas carrying heavy ass teams and now that there's a game that restricts players to five versus five at all fucking times, the weight upon my shoulders is that much heavier.
So enjoy fucking up your games with horrible game coordination and a lack of any semblance of objective or balance. Enjoy your retard shit faced pubs slapping each other on the cock and ass, you'll be doing it without me and without any self-respecting individual on the planet.
Thank you for letting me demo it for 500 hours in the free beta Valve but
I am fucking done carrying everyone in this piece of shit garbage game
Fuck the retard community so fucking god damn fucking much
Fucking god dammit you fucking retard shit head cocksucker retards holy fucking shit. What the fuck do I have to do to play a game with at least half decent people in the first fucking place? There's no god damn excuse in this green earth or the fucking next that I should be getting ALL of the kills, ALL of the damage, and scoring ALL the objectives as a fucking TANK class when there are two dedicated Engineers AND the not-PLD Recon on my fucking team
God dammit get your shit together. You know what, nevermind. I'm done carrying heavy as fuck teams to their death. I'm beyond done pissing my time away in the fucking wind for you shit head retard fuck faces. Fuck this game so fucking much I'm fucking done. I'm dropping this lead shit like the cold diarrhea piss pile it is. I've wasted enough of my fucking life on battlefield carrying heavy ass teams and now that there's a game that restricts players to 32 vs 32 at all fucking times, the weight upon my shoulders is that much heavier.
So enjoy fucking up your games with horrible game coordination and a lack of any semblance of objective or balance. Enjoy your retard shit faced pubs slapping each other on the cock and ass, you'll be doing it without me and without any self-respecting individual on the planet.
Thank you for letting me demo it for 500 hours in the free beta DICE but
is this le start of an epic new meme?
>>337085761
>not playing with the /bfg/ platoons
>not quitting when everyone else quit
>>337075970
at least when I am losing in Dark Souls it is because I'm fucking up.
lol ur probs trash
>>337075970
>falling for the waifu bait meme
Hope you learned your lesson.
