Why are katanas so underpowered in video games?
They're the perfect balance between sharpness, weight, and cutting ability. The ultimate warrior's weapon that allows for speed, power, and precision.
>I will snatch every motherfucker birthday
what did he mean by this?
He;s so fat.
Because they're flimsy as balls and useless against plate armor next question
Steven Seagal > Sylvester Stallone and Arnold
Fite me
>>337039956
Is Etna a loli or a flat chested girl?
Brown rice or white rice?
Ridges or no ridges?
Moo goo gai pan or orange chicken?
>>337039415
That's not a katana.
It's a wakizashi at best. Possibly a kodachi, but unlikely.
That's not a katana.
I think it's a wakizashi.
>>337039956
Tell that to For Honor devs. Though I suppose a game where plate armor knights are fighting animu samurai isn't terribly concerned with realism...fun as hell too.
>>337040213
Etna is perflat, not loli.
Brown rice is supposedly healthier, but i prefer fluffy white rice.
On my chips? Depends if there's dip.
Not a fan of Chinese.
>>337039415
Is it even possible for a blade to cut through a human arm that cleanly?
>it's a Segal thread
Best type of thread.
Because anyone fighting someone with a katana is smart enough to use armor and make it useles..
>>337039415
3/10 - you tried too hard
Not one handed, like he's done, but yes.
>>337039415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFTG94EbevA
02:30~
>>337040371
Would you rather slap a cute little girl, or throw her out of a window?
Grilled or broiled?
Cashew or pistachio?
Morrowind or Oblivion?
>japanese two-handed cutlass
>good
ayyyy
>>337039415
The shirasaya looks cool as fuck, so that's a good choice.
>>337039415
>that
>katana
>>337040396
Yes, it's possible with any sword even one handed.
>>337039415
>underpowered
I don't know what you are talking about.
>>337039415
Because they're the shitty six shooter of Japan's Wild West Era. Flashy shitty sidearms that only worked on other retards carrying similar sidearms and were barely used except as ceremonial weapons to indicate status in largescale battle.
Also in any other front they'd be outclassed by superior made weaponry, superior armor, or shields.
>>337040396
with enough speed, yes.
>>337040774
To this day the best fucking Melee Combat in any video game.
>>337040119
saber>katana
>>337040589
Slap her ass
grilled
pistachio
Morrowind
>>337040774
That was a fun game. Hacking Orcs and evil knights up with your dragon bone sword felt so right.
>>337040297
I've touched a vagina.
>>337040119
Segal is the biggest fake out of all action movie stars.
>>337040976
I disagree, but you're entitled to your own opinion.
I loved Zenoclash's gameplay. #2 made it even sweeter.
If you haven't played those for melee combat, you're missing out.
Condemned had a very nice combat system as well.
>>337041180
Fucking gross dude.
>>337041180
spooky
>>337040774
Game?
>>337041036
Toph or Azula?
Tetris or Puzzle Bobble?
Prinnies, or Felynes?
Spear or bow?
House shoes or sandals?
Mustard or mayonaisse?
Kohaku or Hisui?
Asuka or Rei?
What would you do if Todd Howard slapped your little girls ass? Remember, he's 6 foot 5 and has an army of his fellow keebler elves backing him up.
>>337041415
Get out.
>>337041180
vaginas aren't real m8
>>337040297
It's katana. 'Slowhand' Seagal is legit 6'6 so he makes it look small.
>>337041197
>caveman piledriver simulator
>hobo fightclub simulator
good taste my man, two of my favorite series right there
>>337039415
I'm torrenting a romcom but I'd rather watch this. What film?
>>337039415
>>337041579
Steven Segal in Fantasy Zone
![s442a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dyJCJ9H.jpg "s442a[1].jpg")
Superior curved sword coming through.
>>337041583
Someone should post this on /a/ or /jp/ and screenshot the thread
>>337041759CURVED*WUB*
SWORDS
>>337041464
Azula
Puzzle Bobble
Prinnies
Spear
House shoes
Hisui
Rei
Call Steven to back me up
>>337041583
Not using Mt. Fujian metal.
>>337041464
Azula
Tetris
Prinnies
Spear
Sandals
Mayo
Hisui (Kohaku was raped for years, no one wants that)
Asuka, but only because Mari was not an option
Headbutt him and tell him Fallout 1 is still the GOAT and everything else has been derivative trash
>>337041972
>Hisui
>Rei
Ya blew it and you were so close
>>337041859
Done
>>141317143
>>337041583
>a force with X speed hits something
>it gets destroyed and "something" hardly moves
i love driving
>>337041859
This sword shit has been around for years. How fucking new are you?
>>337042159
>he wants Kohaku "was raped by Makihisa for years and years on end" Buttslut
>>337042268
i dont go to /v/ much, my bad
>>337041536
Definitely not long enough to be a katana
I like how most of you assumed this is a katana when it's actually a tantÅ used for seppuku
>>337041859
First time on 4chan friend? Guessing you came from that site huh?
>>337042161
you mean this right?
>>15205359
Why don't they just make swords out of really thing concrete? When a car crashes into a wall it's the car that gets fucked up, rarely the wall. So it stands to reason that a concrete sword would wreck everything.
>>337042520
Nah im not from reddit. but fuck im sorry for the newfaggery
>>337042507
Tantos are much shorter than that and not as curved. It's likely a wakizashi as mentioned repeatedly already.
>>337039415
Because kids don't know how to use them.
>>337041415
DMoMaM
purekino
>>337040442
RULES OF NATURE
Why did Steven Seagal became a meme? I liked his early movies.
>>337041972
>>337042104
Monster girls or beast races?
How did you steal the sword of white woe?
The Major, or Ripley?
Skeleton or vampire?
Which would make the best pumpkin pie, chocolate elf, or vanilla elf?
Which from the previous question would you sooner attack with your dick?
Humans or Elves?
Warrior or Mage?
Street Fighter or KoF?
Bacon fat, or butter?
Resident Evil or Silent Hill?
Could you beat darksydephil in a fight?
Fire or Ice?
>>337041464
Toph
Tetris
Prinnies
Spear
Shoes
Mustard
Kohaku
Rei
Cuck his shit up
>>337041583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVCWGwvctt4
4:00
It is a Katana of the imitations which a German made
>>337041180
>back of the knee maybe
>>337043094
Monster girls
Didn't
The Major
Become skeleton, sex vampire
Chocolate elf
Chocolate elf
Humans
Mage
Street Fighter
Butter
Silent Hill
No
Fire
>>337042964
>I liked his early movies.
Well I'm sorry ro hear that.
>>337042964
when he hit a age where he was too old to keep doing it and he kept doing it anyways.
>>337043431
>they lead a legendary weapon into battle, the samurai sword
Half a minute in and they spout this shit. Katana was back-up sword. Battles were mostly fought with bows, naginata's and yari's.
>>337043094
Monster Girls
Waited until they weren't looking
Major
Skeleton
Probably a chocolate elf
Also probably a chocolate elf
Humans
Mage
As an entire series, KoF
Butter
Argh this question. Going to say Silent Hill but it's a similar qualm as my SF vs KoF question.
Easily
Ice
