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SGDQ 2016


What games are you looking forward to?

Do you think Cosmo will be back now steel joystick is an actual thing?
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>>337028935
>What games are you looking forward to?
Hexen.

I just know they're going to pick the Fighter, though.
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>>337030228
impeccable taste

cleric comes second though. BAD MOTHERFUCKER SLINGIN MY MACE AND CHUCKING FLETCHETTES
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>Yfw Cosmo kills himself
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>>337030415
Has he always shown signs of mental illness?
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>>337030302
Cleric a best, Mage is cool too. But they're going to pick the Fighter because he's faster than Doomguy, jumps the highest, and his weapons are both the strongest and most efficient. It's just boring since everyone and their mother plays the Fighter.
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>>337030487
>Has he always shown signs of mental illness?
He's a speedrunner
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>>337030415
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>Wario World finally got into a marathon after years of being rejected
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>>337030487

Yeah. He speedruns.
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Is there some event soon or just the one next month?
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>>337030487
He's dressing and talking like a girl.
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What does steel joysticks affect?
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>>337030415
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>>337031025
Firmer for putting in your ass
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>>337030609
>>337030809
These, vid related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08Ju7nel5cQ
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>>337028935
>>What games are you looking forward to?
ActRaiser
RE2
Demon's Crest
Klonoa (ran by our boi)
Deus Ex is always fun
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>>337028935
Oh boy, I can't wait for another week of autism general spammed across the whole board.
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>>337028935
Ape Escape 1/2/3 speedruns when?
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>>337031591
What games are being ran?

Also when in the summer is it?
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i only watch castlevania runs, and i remember the schedule not being too great for that

so will mainly watch the week after for the sleep-deprived view-whores who have already made montages of the cringe. Also they dont usually do WR strats so i kinda of find it pointless as a runner... if you're not a runner though definitely tune in or at least watch runs that you're not familiar with. It's usually the same stuff that gets the donations.
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>What games are you looking forward to?
None in particular.
I'm looking forward to having a week of background noise though.
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coincidence maybe but i was just watching mecha richter do a sypmphony of the night run as richter and he did a crazy glitch that saves .5 or so of a second

someone in the comments said 'you did a glitch stopped watching'

is this someone from /v/? it seems like that kind of shit
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>>337030487
Yes. He's a crossdressing speedrunner.
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>>337031018
>>337032015
How about before he started acting like a girl?
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>>337031901
mfw just realised RLM commentary tracks are optional to pay

i would even load the movies but with all the directors cuts and shit i would probably end up having the wrong download and be less comfy than just listening to them in the background.
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>>337032128
You still have the speedrunning thing going on. That's a big red flag.
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>>337031768
Then don't go into that thread during that time.
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>Doom Plutonia on UV
This is gonna be good
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>>337032012
didnt mention but you can die extremely easy from the glitch too. Still seems like /v/ lol/
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I really hope TAS bot is gonna be better this time. That was really disappointing at AGDQ. The brain jogging thing was funny for like a minute but then it dragged on for half an hour and was filled with nothing but memes.
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>>337032503
i didnt even understand how that was smart, and i understand more than most how debuggers/hex editing/etc works. It was just pre-determined answers with twitch memes and shit how is it funny or smart i dont get it.
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>>337032128
He painted his nails. Not too sure many mentally stable dudes do that.
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>>337031025
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>>337028935
Just read the thread about those sticks. Some guy machined metal internals for N64 joysticks and lined them with teflon for minimum wear. Sounds pricey as fuck, but after seeing the data and how they compare to the stock sticks I want a bunch for my N64.
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>>337032761
i think its just the weight of them, they snap back hard to neutral which is especially good for speedrunners in OoT etc.
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>>337030415

herself*
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>lowlifes in this thread deadtwitchnaming poor Narcissa
For shame!
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>>337033014
I shamed your mom last night
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If I wanted to start speedrunning as a hobby, do I just start with a game that I like and know very well
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>>337032012
I don't get why people post this reaction image

It's not very good at all
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>>337033110
same i dont get it either, but thanks for the you
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>>337032651
Yeah it was just annoying to watch honestly.
There probably won't be anything from them that tops Pokémon plays Twitch anytime soon.
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>>337030415

trannies have a very high rate of suicide because they innately hate themselves.

they blame their genitals at first, but then they turn their hatred toward their minds and consciousness inevitably.
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speedrunning is so degenerate

-community is garbage
-you're all ugly
-incredibly self righteous about raising money for charity
-zero sense of humour
-virgins
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>>337033102
Ideally yes.
You could also pick up Nintendogamethathasbeenruntooblivion #28923 but those are usually at a point where it becomes really hard to actually get decent times.
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>>337033102

Yes
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>>337033208
why do you value (You)s so much

how autistic can you be

the (You) market has completely crashed ever since moot left
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>>337032206
apparently the plinkett ones are shit and the Alien one is comfy even without the movie because they barely talk about

that's all /tv/ have told me

i watched the nightmare on elm street 1 one and it was good, after that i started the return of jedi one and fell asleep like a baby 20 mins or so in. Maximum friendship simulator.
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>>337033406
Sounds like /v/ except for the charity part.
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were there any real awkward shit in the last agdq?

It feels like they're trying to weed out the awkward people more and more and make it less interesting.
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GREETINGS FROM GERMANY
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>>337031025
Ok, stock joysticks for the N64 are weak as fuck. The internals grind themselves to dust and make it impossible to play anything after long enough. The sticks can also snap. There's multiple solutions to fix this, usually with replacement sticks of a different design, like the GC ones. But those sticks weren't designed for the N64, so their inputs don't line up with the stock sticks. This leads to problems in games like Smash Bros where your constantly tapping the sticks, it becomes differcult to differentiate between running and walking, or a regular directional attack or a smash. What this guy has done is machine new internals out of metal and lined them with teflon, and from reading the development thread the sticks match up pretty closely to the stock sticks inputs and will probably never degraded because of the materials used. It's a high cost solution that probably a fee diehards will get. I have a bunch of translucent controllers so if they're not too pricey i might get some after he's finished testing them.
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>>337033483
because bracket end bracket You complained how shit an image was when its one of the most attention grabbing images on the site.
You were asking for it, hashtag.
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>>337030415
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>>337033352
Maybe they hate themselves because society treats trans as fucking shit?
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>>337033634
what

explain yourself

I was just telling you your image was cancer, I didn't even read the content of your post

you lost this time since
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>>337033593
Is YSG still gonna be there?
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>>337033406
The community in any speedgame is likely to be more than any community anyone ever has ever had. Period. It's tight as fuck in the castlevania community. You have never experienced any speedrunning community you retard so stop making them sound bad and possibly kill yourself for being such a vermin.
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>>337032867
Link to thread? Or link to any info at all. I've been looking for internal replacements for years since a lot of the other mods don't allow full analog control and kinda snaps to 8 angles.
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>>337033816
Is the Pope Catholic, does a bear shit in the woods?

Did the tinman have a tin boner?


No.
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>>337028935
>What games are you looking forward to?

literally none. I don't even know why I'm here.
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>>337033498
I listened to them all recently and the Phantom Menace one had crying from laughter while I was doing a last run of Dark Souls before III dropped.
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>>337033816
He never leaves the hotel after a GDQ is over.
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my sppedrunning celebrities like cosmo! zfg! cirno!!!!
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>>337030487
He was one of those people which I enjoyed listening to despite knowing they are fucked in the head. Kinda like Uli. Didnt expect him to off the deep end like that, though.
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reminder that the REAL speedrunning "marathon" starts in ten days

http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/schedule
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>>337034179
nasa is holding a speedrunning marathon?
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>>337034179

>Streams of people playing
>Not having a full cringe anarchy all in the same room
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>>337033750

Maybe people only know a person is trans if they're not passing and passing trans don't have this problem with 'society' because they only share their transsexualism with people they are intimate with. People get really upset when they find out they're not passing, especially after going through so much on faith that they'll magically become another gender if they do enough body modding.
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>>337028935
>What games are you looking forward to?
Pokemon Red glitchless
ocarina of time glitchless
Hexen
DK64
Jak and daxter 100%
silent hill 3 again

>Do you think Cosmo will be back now steel joystick is an actual thing?

I don't really care
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>>337034407

NASA's gotta keep themselves occupied seeing as the American Government cuts their funding every year. this is all they could manage to scrape up.
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>>337033406
switch "raising money for charity" with "nothing" and that sounds exactly like /v/
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have the rules been posted yet?
are you allowed to speak if you're not on the couch?
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>>337033919
Just google 'steelsticks n64' and it's the first result. It's about 7 pages long.
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>>337028935
>Do you think Cosmo will be back now

Cosmo is dead
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mfw can't put on my resume that i helped donated over a million to cancer patients


gg to a boss trying to give you shit about playing games again, i bet my cunt of a boss would still try though, fucking selfish loser
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Who's looking forward to hearing Edobean's soft cuddly voice?
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>tfw its my birthday during SGDQ
>will be playing star ocean 5 with SGDQ in the background

nice
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>>337034853
That man is a living meme
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>>337034684
What literally happens here. Is there a funeral. Or am i just supposed to forget donating and subbing to 'cosmo' as if he never existed and his parents are just meant to forget he existed as well, even though that's his literal name?

Have the LBGT established a protocol or are they too busy with their patreons.
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>>337031452
says speedrunnig is for degens and a joke. questiosn his life. Still speedruns while bitching
-_-
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>>337034984
>will be playing star ocean 5 with SGDQ in the background
Is that game gonna be nintendoed?
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>>337033750
Maybe they have actual mental illness, and instead of getting the help they need, they get enabled into mutilating themselves?
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>>337028935

THE LAST REMNANT SPEEDRUN WHEN?

2020?
2045?
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>>337034984
Is that the game everhate played :(
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>>337034984
>will be playing star ocean 5
ahahaha what? enjoy mashing buttons over and over again with absolutely no thought behind them.

gameplay wise, SO3 was the last good SO, SO2 last BEST SO.

fuck SO4 and 5.
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>>337028935
lets play a game

https://u.pomf.is/mfmmcr.webm

how much of this video can you watch?
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>>337035256
record is 6:14

in a GDQ? maybe next year.
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>>337035002
LGBT think that gender is like water that you can dye with any food coloring color.

You can claim that you are a table and must be treated as such or else muh triggered.
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>>337033750
ARE YOU FUCKING SURPRISED?!
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>>337033110
I was just about to sperg on him for posting this disgusting mockery of my chidhood waifu. thanks for already sticking your neck out anon
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>>337035317
What the fuck am I looking at?
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lets get this out of the way:

will there be any siglemic?
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>>337035517
who is it anyway
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>>337033750
I don't see why they deserve to be treated the way they want. The deserve to be treated like someone with a mental illness.
I'm cautious of trans people in my area. I live in Tennessee and you'd have to be an idiot to try to live as a tranny in the heart of the bible belt.
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>No AdamAK

Dropped
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>>337035002
>>337035461
As a homosexual fag I'd appreciate not being lumped in with trannies and tumblrtards
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>>337035317
>im so much smarter than everyone
>im so much more educated than everyone

ok almost 4 minutes
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>>337028935
http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/schedule

There's a smaller in-person marathon coming up from May 19th to the 20rd, run by past attendants of GDQ events. It's intended to be a parallel to the European marathon ESA.

There are no donations or anything, it's just pure video games with no goal other than entertainment. I recommend checking it out.
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>>337030415
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>>337035317
wow.... ego overload


no doubt the trannyload were there to catch him
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>>337033750
if you're in a western, liberal democracy, which is by the way where most trannies are, you as a tranny are not fucking treated like shit, the gov't gives you boatloads, universities are much more likely to accept you, and you're much more likely to be accepted for a job simply due to your """""""""gender""""""""".
This obviously doesn't apply if you live in, say, the middle east, but since when have those armchair activists and ess jay double-u's EVER cared about the situation in those countries?
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Feasel should run longer games
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>>337033406
hey there normalfaggot
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>>337035650
shop of the childlike empress from the neverending story
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>>337035317
get out of groups faggot, it's not even a real comp game, it's like playing clayfighter competitively.

and if you can't do that, shut the FUCK up, and speedrun again, like a good little femboy and do what you're fucking told.

Guarantee he would lose the attitude if i double his buttplug in size.
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>>337035810
meh its pointless without the donating to charity.
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>>337035317
There is a word in my language that perfectly describes what he looks like. Ratfaced monster is the closest english parallel.
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>>337035461
>LGBT
>Not a scam organized by trannies and white guilt pansexuals who devalue homosexuals with extreme exposure and forced progressiveness
t. homo
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>its a 'people making fun of someone for living their life the way they want to while their life still isn't in order' thread
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>>337035317
innssssyEyn it was innssssssssssEYyn
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>>337030415
Not gonna lie I'd feel bad
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>not wanting to be a cute girl

Faggots ITT
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>>337035317
>I am the best at everything
>Starts dancing around and spinning
>I owned all the haters

Why did I watch all of it?
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>>337036215
are you really implying you have not benefit from said progressiveness?
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>>337036394
Cosmo isn't cute and/or a girl.
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>>337036287
this thread might be a bunch of faggots with no social skills and no interests besides porn, vidya, anime and sometimes history, but we don't bring a fucking scalpel to our nuts as a result of that
you fucking retard
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>>337036454
True.
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>>337036459
>being trans means someone gets rid of their penis

You literally have no idea what you're talking about.
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>>337036441
I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me -- no matter how dumb my suggestions are.
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>>337035317
>I'm worth it
>I'm worth keeping alive
>I'm worth Keeping around
>RIGHT GUYS?! RIGHT?!
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come home cosmo...

- it's not too late to stop taking the pills

-you can keep smoking the weed (and actually not have crippling panic attacks because things are good again)

- you have the steel joystick now, FUCK jonny numbers

- you can get it back, you can get all those records back

>new NWC wasn't like the 80s one, chill brah, no one cares, where is jonny fuckingNumbers now


#comehomecosmo
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>>337036075
Is she still your waifu?
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>>337036527
>obvious fucking hyperbole
>w-well you don't know anything!
>proceeds to not go into ANY amount of detail
those are some hot opinions mayne, you sure convinced me
make like a disproportionate amount of trannies and kill yourself
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>>337036389
jesus what is this from??
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>>337036664
depends, are you with any government agency?
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>>337036459
cosmo has made it clear he wants dicks in his ass and ass in his dick
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>>337036631
>cosmos stream numbers a year or 2 ago: at least 5k all the time
>cosmos stream numbers now: 10
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>>337035317

w-what happened to you cosmos :(((((((
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>>337036142
I guess I'm not surprised that a faggot who says "meh" would have such a retarded opinion.
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>>337036878
exactly, bring him home. We miss him. This phase needs to end.
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>>337033750
Are you on crack? Tech companies love hiring trannies because it makes them look more 'diverse' and PC. I sadly have to work around one.
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>>337036878
it's more like 200 beta orbiters now but yeah it's really sad to see him go.

that's what happens when you do a 180 personality flip though
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>>337036712
So that's your response? Just parroting insults you've heard hundreds of times on here already? That's what you think makes your opinion valid?
The fact is you really don't know what you're talking about if you think what you did with your original statement.
Furthermore, how can I go into detail why my remark? It's pretty clear and to the point. If you want a study or something regarding it, you're not an invalid, look it up.
Unless someone is telling you to be transgender, I see no reason why you should be getting worked up at someone who is.
That's just foolish.
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>>337028935
>checking out streams on twitch
>oh that looks good
>see narcissa facecam
>physically cringed myself away from the page
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>>337037182
So you're baiting, cheers senpai, I might have actually taken you seriously for another second.
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>>337036732
Dunno but I been curious too

>>337036795
My name isn't Chris Hanson
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>>337037273
Just because you don't agree with something doesn't mean it's bait.
Grow up.
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>>337036527
Legit trannies want to cut off their dick. The ones that want to keep them are called traps.
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>>337037297
>Hanson
HE'S ON TO US LADS
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>>337037182
Because humans are empathetic creatures and don't like seeing others mangle themselves emotionally, mentally, or physically
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>>337028935
That's not an iQue controller
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>>337030415
>yfw cosmo does tranny porn w chris chan
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>>337037404
And yet some of us post here every day.
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>>337037384
No, crossdressers are called "traps", and shouldn't be, but /v/ just won't let it die.
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>>337037370
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>>337037384
You have to pass to be a trap
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>>337035317
>https://u.pomf.is/mfmmcr.webm
wow just when i thought he would stop ranting, he kept going
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>>337037483
Nice original image bro. Have any more to post?
That meme is HILARIOUS!
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>>337033619
source?
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>>337037297
found it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBvbNs7WSII
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>>337037545
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>>337034413
NASA is in person bro, it's being held at a hotel in Addison, IL.
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>>337034853
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>>337030415
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>>337037606
ha ha NICE!
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Remember when he was painting his nails and everyone said it was just a phase?
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>>337037429
>chris thinks he has tits when he's just a fat fuck
this will never stop being funny to me
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>>337035317
>DUDE DATA AND ALGORITHMS LMAO
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>>337037645
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>>337037606
keep going
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>>337037646
i remember that shit and got banned for pointing it out on his stream
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>>337037758
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>cosmo privatized his dancing videos

anyone got a mirror?
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>>337033619
that seems like a lot of work when you could literally just find a good condition joystick and put some plastic-safe grease to lubricate the assembly.

It's not like it's hard to do or anything
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>>337036143
Can you write that word for me?
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>>337035317
I'm convinced that Cosmo has Bipolar to some degree.
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>>337035112
-_-
you don't know what self-loathing is, do ya champ?

don't worry, when you're 18 or so you will start to feel it just like everyone else
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>>337037605
That's fucking a
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>>337037878
narcismo has one in every room
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>>337036878
this is why needs to come home

he can't sustain himself living there at $1000 per week on $100 adsense and donations


WE NEED TO SAVE COSMOE
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Greeting from Germany! I recently lost my dad to cancer and now I'm glad that I'm able to donate for such a great cause. Let's kick cancer's butt, guys! Money goes to the runner's choice.
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>>337035317

this is really unsettling that just
people voluntarily do this to their bodies
he's gone completely insane
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>>337035317
Holy fuck and to think he used to be pretty based. Also, I thought he was a programmer, so I'm suprised that he comes off like such an uneducated retard when talking about AI and automation, as he should know that it's an inredibly active area of research but no where near the levels to just "automate everything" and probably wont be for a very long time.
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>>337038037
It's cool senpai, SGDQ's charity is Doctors Without Borders, so there'll be less of that.
I say less.
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>>337035317
typical bernieFAG
donald plump will make speedrunning graet again
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>>337035461
>implying gays want to be lumped in with LGBT retards
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>>337031452
It sucks too cause this guy seems to be the most normal out of all the speedrunners. If he put in some effort he could probably get some real friends.
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>>337037971
maybe if he stopped buying tranny pills from mexico he'd not only have enough cash to get by, but also fix his fucking head
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>The Rapid Angel CavemanDCJ
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>>337038263
>implying anyone who falls in the "LGBT" category and has a shred of common sense doesn't realize they are mentally ill and stays the fuck away from all the social bullshit
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>>337028935
Mostly Dustforce and RE2 but the entire schedule looks bretty good desu
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>>337035317
I'm gonna kill it IM GONNA KILL IT
GO KÖKSAL BABA, REMOVE THIS MENTALLY ILL THING FROM EARTH!!
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>DK64
>SMRPG
After seeing the LOTAD run of DK64 and generally enjoying SMRPG runs, I'm pretty excited.
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So has he chopped his dick off yet?
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>>337030415
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>>337030487
Well, you have to be pretty fucked to speedrun, but he was at least stably fucked for a while. Then someone beat his chinese cheat machine any% time which he declared impossible to beat and that OoT was therefore solved, and he lost what was left of his mind.
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>>337038605
His head would be better
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>>337038530
OH FUCK HE'S GOT A KNIFE
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>>337035317
I love that dog.
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>>337038530
>tfw köksel baba will never become real
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>reading this thread
>tv next room talking about young rats acting like women after getting castrated
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>>337038103
he got a """"""""""""""degree"""""""""""""""" in web design or some shit at a community """""""""""""college""""""""""""
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>>337035317
>how much of this video can you watch?
i can't even click it
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>>337039181
Ah, that would explain it.
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>>337036142
Greetings from Germany!
Long time viewer, first time donator here. My grandfather passed away recently after a long battle with cancer so what you guys are doing is awesome! I had to donate during one of my favorite games of all time. This AGDQ has been awesome and I have been losing sleep because of you guys. I love seeing my childhood being destroyed in these speedruns. Shoutouts to the runners and people who made this possible. Keep up the good work and let's kick cancer in the butt! Remember, save frames, not the animals. Everybody say HOYP!
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>>337030487
I mean. He painted his nails as donation a donation incentive many times. Probably was in denial for a while
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>>337036389
man that went from looney tunes to lovecraft quick
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>>337036878
i guess John "The Testosterone Taker" Numbers really fucked him up
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>>337031018
>/v/irgin detected
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>>337033000
>her
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>>337037429
chris is gonna die of a blood clot, i'm betting on it.
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>>337028935
how many half a presses is that though?
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>>337036143

Is it AnnaKendrick?
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>>337034853
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
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>>337039734
>tfw John "The Testicular Terrorist" Numbers will never ravage your ass so hard you turn into a girl
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>>337039785
Holy shit you're right, good catch.
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Ah Cos, or some say Cosmo... Do you hear our prayers?

As you once did with the Ocarina of Time ROM, beat those times...beat those times!
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>>337033406
>you're all ugly
judging people by their God given looks
you might need to grow up fampai
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>>337040067
>tfw John "Speedrunner Slayer" Numbers will never play co-op NSMB with you
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>>337035317
This is literally the least lovable person.
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>>337035317
holy fuck I used to love this guy

did he always have this superiority complex or did that come from surrounding himself with beta orbiters who kiss his ass all day
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>>337030609
Cosmo should use the money he's saving up for transitioning to fix those disgusting teeth.
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>>337035317
I clicked embed and then clicked unembed immediately afterward
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>look at the schedule
>opening day is pretty good
>mario kart double dash and then a bunch of other racing games that they'll call the "racing block"

fucking "blocks" are killing gdq events. most racing games are already bland to watch, why would you put all of them in one entire section like that? even if you're doing a "good" block that will draw a bunch of people like a Zelda block or a Mario block or whatever, you end up with fucking way too much of same or similar gameplay. why not just spread out games and keep a good variety of content on stream at all times?
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>>337033406
Why is being a virgin a negative?
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>>337030415
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>go on his twitter
>every positive comment i read
>go to their pic
>even by the thumbnail on my 50 inch television i can see they are trans

How do we stop this... I think they call it a hugbox? Before it ruins his life.
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>>337040650
so people can turn off the stream when the autism flags like sonic block come up

also
>autism flags
>the sonic block
>not speedrunning
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>>337028935
>all the categories are arbitrary
what did he mean by this?
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>>337040650
I died inside last agdq during the megaman block, where every fucking game is looking the same. That went on for like 8 hours
pic related
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I just want to go back to simpler times.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TXRINC_mUA
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>>337033750

>treats trans as shit

lolno

they imagine themselves as victims 99% of the time and everything is an attack on them apparently.

You want to get treated better as trans?

Don't act fucking insane. Just go about your life.

Could you imagine if I drew attention to myself every second of every day and made a blog highlighting myself and my actions?

Fucking nuts.
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Greetings from Germany! Long time viewer, first time donator here. My grandfather passed away recently after a long battle with cancer so what you guys are doing is awesome! I had to donate during one of my favorite games of all time. This AGDQ has been awesome and I have been losing sleep because of you guys. I love seeing my childhood being destroyed in these speedruns. Shoutouts to the runners and people who made this possible. Keep up the good work and let's kick cancer in the butt! Remember, save frames, not the animals. Everybody say HOYP!
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>cosmo used to be alright
>then John "Runner Ruiner" Numbers schooled him

>>337040924
>Don't act fucking insane.
they are insane, it's impossible for them to not be
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>>337040879

Did this degenerate ACTUALLY pull out a butt plug on stream? Holy fucking shit.
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>>337041139
YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT!
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>>337040582
nice, any% is dead
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>>337040650
GDQs became shit as soon as the SJWs took over and it just became memesters in charge of choosing what runners got through

2013 was the peak

>nothing but castlevania, metroid, super mario, etc
>all were WR holders and friends with eachother
>well-lit small room because the function hadn't become a meme yet
>occasional screaming by bluegrass was the worst thing you could expect

Now...

>dark as fuck because room is too big because too many literals
>too many literals
>what is this game
>kingdom hearts and shit before last day
>so many literal games
>volume muted in between games to avoid cringebux, fuck you i make money that way
>romscout fired
>minimal castlevania

I will literally just wait until afterwards for the autism montages and maybe leave some shit overnight for friend simulator if they balance their audio properly so the applause isn't 300x louder than the commentary.
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>>337041274
literals?
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>>337034853
>Talking shit about my favorite card
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>>337041274
At least we still have tetris, right?
Right?
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>>337039104
>the Beautiful Ones
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>>337041347
it's time literal whos got shortened to literals
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>>337041274
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLXGs1bIymYOC7PP_p1Q2RlCeMmdaSFq4m
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>>337041083
You forgot
>We have a 5 dollar donation from...
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>>337041420
its impressive but it's just tetris man, theres no cool monsters or anything, and the guys running the games are literally homebound with the personality of a peanut.
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>>337035461
James Hetfield pls
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>>337041274
The autism was bareable before because the games were good and the runners were somewhat entertaining.

Now it's just a bunch of nobodies running shit games while the audience/couch spout cringy memes.
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>>337041576
why no embed?
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>>337040879
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHA1qxsLH-0

basically a suicide note video
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>>337041645
>it's just tetris man
Sorry, I didn't realise you liked dick in your ass.
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>>337041747
It's cool, i didn't mention that i did.
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>>337035317
I honestly wonder how cancerous the chat was in that stream
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>>337041274
They have a no fun police going on for some time. I am promise you that the link to the past runners from last time will not get on stage again after their rape jokes and overall trolling. They were still the coolest guys.
They even remove all the people from the audience that do random shit on camera. It just got too big to be entertaining anymore, too many rules
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Tell me this /v/.
Did they finally get a two couch set up. So they can prepare the next game in advance while the other couch is still playing vidya?
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>>337041420
>>337041645
>>337041747
reminder that the main tetris guy from these events recently broke the world record in sperging out and smashed his TGM board

https://twitter.com/KevinDDR/status/724900907528392704
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFEpl3h9_b4


Speedrunning in a nutshell.
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>>337041554
Sorry, thought you misprinted liberals...but I don't know what a time literal is. Something to do with wanting a time similar to what was scheduled and bitching when it overshot?
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>>337042064
So what's the story behind him destroying that poor board?
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>>337035461
No they don't.
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>>337042193
He's a sperg.
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>>337028935
Looking forward to jedi academy and hexen.

Raven software was so based until they became cod slaves.
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>>337041347
i think he's just using it for a shorthand insult

like "literally autistic" or "literally sperg" or "they're literally playing some fucking indie game one of their friends made in a marthon race that's cringey and awful as fuck"
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