>mercy will never be real
>mfw 70% kill participation and constant dual revives
>everyone up votes the bastion with 50 kills that I buff
Support is truly cuck
*inhale* AAAAaaahh the smell of shill thread in the mornin'
>>336997304
end my life
>>336997431
oh look at the nasty /v/ermin europoor type, probably mudslime race
>>336997390
>tfw no one ever votes you even when you have 12k healing done
i-it's okay... i'll take winning the game over individual recognition, i suppose.
good
because lucio is better
i want mercy to sit on mydick
she's so pure it's not even fair.
>>336997304
I just want her tokiss meandtell me she loves me
>>336997908
same, anon.>she will never say "i love you" in her cute accent and then kiss you deeply ;_;
>>336997431
>POPULAR GAMES ARE POPULAR?
>FUCKING MARKETERS! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!
>>336998040
The purest of waifus
>>336997304
you just know only black dick can satisfy that
>>336998518
She's a virgin you dirty pervert. She's the purest of pure.
>>336998518
>german
>black dick
>>336998518
Only big Portuguese cock is worthy of herBut only after Catholic marriage
>blizzard forces the tracer meme
>open beta starts
>suddenly everyone is all over mercy, the superior waifu
glad people are finally waking up
>>336998634
>you will never have lovey-dovey sex with Mercy in missionary
>you will never kiss her deeply as you cum inside of her, impregnating her
Kill me.
>>336999173
At first I was a Meifag but then I saw the light.
>>336998518
i bet you're American. Only americans are this obsessed with nigger cock
>>336998204
>POPULAR GAMES
Now this is a shill. The girls are popular, not the game.
Hey, Reinhardt.
Mercy made me realize that if we gender-swapped the Medic from TF2, people would actually play the damned class.
>Get 11k healing done
>people vote for a reaper who does his ult and kills 4 people that i was healing
o-ok
i hate being a KEK
>>336999446
>Reinhardt
FUCKING JOCK CHADS ALWAYS STEALING MY WAIFUS
>>336997781
>she's so pure it's not even fair.
She's 37 years old (I swear it feels like they've increased her age by a good 4 years since last I looked)
You can bet your ass she's taken at least a dozen different cocks in her lifetime.
>>336999523
True. There's a reason so many healers in MMOs are female. People want to play submissive healersso that they can fantasize taking their team's fat and sweaty cocks in all three of their holes while moaning in a girly voice.
>>336999628
I know this feel. 15k heals and only two votes: from my friend and from me.
>>336999628
Its really a shame that the game rewards teamplay so little, when its such an important part of the game.
The play of the game is a Reaper jumping in pressing Q, over a Mercy that heals tons, resurrects multiple people, saves them and impact the game more than anyone else.
>>336999642
Google used to say 34 but the official Blizzard page says 37 now. Oh, well. Older women are sexy so I'm not arguing.
She was too busy doing research and helping the sick and injured to be a cockslut. She is PURE!
>>336997431
6/10
>>336999694
A mass heal beam spam fest is a lot less entertaining in replay than a multikill. However I did once see a PotG of Mercy swooping in and reviving four players on a low level game.
>>336999642
Her and Mai talk to each other about how neither of them have aged a day since overwatch were together, what the fuck is that about? Were they cryogenically frozen or something?
>>336999780
Honestly if you're that good looking and 37 it's just sad at that point, not pure: barren.
>>336998518
True
>>336999838
I have also seen once a Mercy being in the POTG, but that is once in 25 hours.
I just think the game nurtures the kind of people that just wants a high kd/r and stick to only playing offensive characters and that is kind of a shame.
>>336999892
Mei was
>>336999892
Mei was cryo frozen yes, dunno about mercy.
Feels good bullying Mercy into being my healslut as Roadhog even though I don't need her
>>336997304
idealized shit for virgins will never be real.
so does that angelic fall ability actually do anything useful?
>>337000040
>roadhog who needs heals on top of his E
Holy fuck you're literally giving the entire enemy team an ult every 20 seconds, forget mercy
>>336997543
play game for recognition... you fucking lowlife scum
>>336999523
it worked in Heroes of the Storm, and Morales isn't half as hot as Mercy
>>336997304
what do you guys think of this new genji meme in the making
Mercy x Lucio is canon
>>337000000
Fucking shitty get, kill yourself overcuck.
>>336997304
thanks for reminding me
>>337000000
landwhale get
>>337000106
Read the post Anon, I never said I needed Mercy
>>337000000
THICK GET
>>336998634
german-swiss cunt pure?
what?
she is with some black cock now
>>337000000
Mei just had to sneak in and get a get in the best girl's thread.
Pathetic.
>>337000138
Oh? I've only heard Lucio and D.VA asking for each other's autographs. I main Lucio I want this to be true gimme dat angelic booty.
>But only after Catholic marriage
Blacked
>>337000000
>mfw I get play of the game as Lucio by knocking 3 people in a row into the pit in Nepal
At last I truly see
>>337000000
F A T
A
T
GET
>>337000000
Shitty get. Very shitty.
>>337000000
T H I C K
>>337000000
WITNESSED
>>337000069
It makes it easier to fly to allies as well as to stay in the air to heal, say, a pharah.
>>337000040
Feels good to be bullied into healing a tank's fat cock and sweaty balls. I love playing a healslut.
>>337000000
Nice get for second-best girl.
>>337000000
T H I C C G E T
>>336999780
She's a doctor.
She knows full well how important sexual release is for ones mental well being. Especially in a stressful environment like the one she's in day in and day out.
Wouldn't be surprised to find out that a late 20's Angela took it a few dozen times over the years from Morrison.
>>337000117
I like it
>>337000000
HIGH TEST GET
>Sprechstunde bei der Frau Doktor :-)
BLACKED WHEN
>>336997304
I want to corrupt her with my semen
> on defense
> I'm mercy
> Rest of team consists of two widows and three tracers
> tell team we need some defense and tanks
> silence
> try to leave game
> get message that if I leave, I'll be penalized
> Sigh and proceed to get steamrolled
I really wish people would select heroes appropriately
>>336999892
Mei was frozen.
Angela is a nanobiologist. She probably has some kind of age defying micro-bots floating around her bloodstream and slowing her aging process.
Mercy and Mei are nice and all but where forgetting the real best Overwatch girl Phara
>tfw you will never cuddle with Phara's limbless sweaty body after a long day of her bringing Justice from above to her enemies with her suit
>>337000520
>limbless
Figures the dumb frogposter would think that.
>>337000448
>get message that if I leave, I'll be penalized
I've never received that message. Do you have to leave multiple maps in order to get punished for leaving?
>>337000416
>german girl
>blacked
Why are Americans so enamored with niggerdick?
>>337000520
>Hooks her mid air
>>336997304
Mercy will never be a good healer either.
>people play Mercy when there's Lucio
>>336997469
>>336997781
>>336997908
>>336998329
>>337000000
All of these images are shit, get some standards.
>>337000593
>german girl
She's Swiss.
>>337000593
Aha, you got mad like a little /pol/cuck.
This board is too easy
>>337000607
Well I prefer mercy just because I'm shit at video games
Lucio is godlike don't get me wrong, but you have to have some semblance of skill to play him at a non-shit level
>>337000578
I think it's 3 in a day. I left one game to get beer, came back, had 2 afks on another team, and left, then had the shitty hero selection and got warned when I tried to leave
>>337000520
>tfw you'll never trade Symmetra's parents a pair of goats for her hand in marriage
>tfw you'll never explore Symmetra's unkempt Indian forest
Why live?
>>337000643
Please provide images that are set to your standards.
>>337000706
Symmetra's in contact with her parents? That's surprising.
>>337000000
garbage get
>>337000572
she's quadriplegic, the suit gives her arms and legs
its not as if its not possible, Lucio was Darth Maul'ed and Genji got Raiden'ed
>>337000000
BEST GIRL GET
Roadhog and Junkrat are cute! CUTE!
>>337000791
Where are people finding all this lore I'm missing? Are there just character bios out there?
>>337000000
T H I C K G E T
>>337000572
>>337000791
Wait, really? Source?
>>337000808
Don't sully Junkrat.
>>337000117
N...NANI?
>>337000808
>Roadhog is cute
>>337000791
You're literally retarded if you're making such a leap. No where is it stated that she's a quadriplegic.
>>337000607
Mercy can heal all of her teammates faster than lucio by switching around and healing them individually. She can do it at longer distances by zooming half way around the map instantly. And she can save somebody from getting rekt because she has enough power to heal through massive damage at all times. Her damage boost is also at least comparable to Lucio being able to use his gun while he heals, if not even more useful.
I think Lucio is great and fun to play but there is plenty of reason to use either of them
>>337001001
Lucio's speedboost feels really good, IMO. I think everyone should run a bit faster in general, but Lucio does a good job of making it feel like you're not walking in molasses. I still prefer Mercy because I can just fly to allies and heal them, but I like Lucio a lot.
>>337000000
How could a Meifag of all people...
>>337000117
>not bastion
0/10
>>337000000
>>337000000
THIQQ!
>>337000000
MEI IS BAE
>>337001365
Mei's hot and I love her gigantic ass but holy shit she's such a pain to deal with in game.
I WANT HANA SONG TO RIDE ME LIKE HER MECH
>>337001365
>>337001425
>>337001425
Just run away and let someone else deal with it. That's what I do.
>>337000803
How did the artist do this?
>it's a SUKIWUKI TERIYAKI WO CHIGAU potg
I almost hate the idiots that just stand there and get hit by it more
>>337001461
Goddamn it Mei, quit posting. You'll get the slut back in due time.
>>337001462
I really want porn of Zkal
>>337000803
I'd melt a bucket of lard on that fat bitch and thrust my hips until I get caught in a crevasse.
>>336998634
>she is a virgin
>37 year old virgin
damn, thats pathetic.
>>336998518
It's pretty much established that women in the Overwatch universe are all wet for Omnic dick.
CLANKED.
Ults should not be potg
>Get triple/quad kill with non-ult
>doesn't show up
>Mercy/Bastion press Q
>Get potg
>>337001682
Ults that land/block an objective or the lives of their team should get a potg though.
>>337001461
I want D.Va to sit on my face while she plays games. I want to rim her asshole while she kicks people's asses online and yells excitedly at the screen.
>>337001469
Yes, please do this
t. Mei player
>>337001521
How do people fall for this
The only time I think I've ever died to this was in a tight hallway
Even if it is hitting you, you can just walk out of it because it damages so slowly
>>337001462
this Thursday is the 12th
>>337001461
Worst personality in the game, still cute though
Worst looking without a doubt symmetra
>>336998204
>image.png
How do you guys think Mercy feels about cute crossdressing boys?
princess celestia ;_;
>>337002256
Why would she care about boys when futa are proven to be better?
>>337002256
She thinks they are pathetic and only worthy as slaves
is Tracer a virgin?
>>336998518
>balck dick
>in a future where steel hard cannons are available
>>337002325
How would Mercy treat slaves?
>>337002380
>>337002325
I want to be Mercy's crossdressing slave.
>>337002318
Good question, anon. I don't know. If I were a futa, I wouldn't care to ask that question. If you get my drift.
>>337002457
Seconding this question
>>337002380
I'm sure Lucio hit that desu
>>337002418
What do you even do against tank mode? It feels like he can just waltz into the enemy team and wipe them all.
>>337002380
B L A C K E D
>>337002518
Hook/Freeze/Shield/Run the fuck away.
>>337002494
>a few sluts are indicative of millions and millions of people
>>337002380
yes
but she's taken hundreds of cocks, every time she uses Recall to travel herself back in time and restore her hymen, she gets off on being deflowered
>>337002547
>hook tank
>die
>>337000000
holy shit. flat fags and low test cucks BTFO!
THICCCCCCCC
>>337002506
This needs a big guy edit
>>337002584
What is this low test meme?
>>337002582
Knocks him out of tank mode.
>>337002380
Not after Widowmaker got done with her. That clip where she killed robo dali llama was edited and removed the part where Widowmaker raped Tracer after killing her target.
>>336997431
>2000 Dark Souls threads everyday
B-BUT THIS IS THE TRUE SHILLING!
>>337002623
Chubby girl = high test
Petite girl = low test
>>337002548
More than a few fambo. Ive been to more fucking bars and night clubs then i can remember and majority of the time the only dudes getting play were nignogs
>>337002568
Now THIS is a doujin I can get behind
>>337002518
Solo? Pretty much nothing. He can one shot you the second he sees you so you survivng depends on your hero and how shit he is. Best bet is to run away as fast as you can or just gang up on him and maybe kill him. Phara does a decent job of doing that since her being airborne means he cant kill her without a direct hit, and her jump jets + dispersing shot give her some mobility and disruption.
>>337002680
Dark Souls is good OW is dogshit mate.
>>337002730
Have you ever heard of confirmation bias?
>>337002710
Oh, of course. I thought it was saying healsluts have low testosterone and that's why they're submissive sissy sluts or something. thanks, fampai.
>>337002759
Coulda just said my taste>your taste to out yourself faster.
>>337002759
then why are you in an overwatch thread you fucking mentally challenged spergtron?
>>337002654
But it doesn't, anon.
You break turret mode, but in tank mode you're just helping him get closer to you.
Remember the chart is never wrong, especially with fatfags.
>>337002858
to trigger you fat fucks.
>>337002886
>Masturbates to androids
Who doesn't?
>>337002886
I don't own any Nazi memorabilia nor Mein Kampf, but I guess I am pretty sadistic.
I want to tie up and rape and torture Mercy, after all.
>>337002786
You can keep pretending i said every single german woman in the world loves nignogs to have your little back and forth. But its not hard to guage a cultural norm when you spend most of your time in that scene
>>337000117
>Playing as Phara with a friend who always picks Genji because he has a ninja fetish
>"hey bud wanna go kill that widow maker for me"
>"ok"
>Sneaks up behind her
>RYU GA WAGA TEK-
>Widow just turns 180 degrees and instantly headshots him
>>337002886
>mercy
U wot m8? That's not even close to Mercy players
>>337003048
Whoa, she sounds fast.
>>337002894
wow bro epic troll ecksdee
go back to crying about poise and all the lore that isn't in the piece of shit that is Dark Souls 3
Post your favorite skins.
>>337002886
They have mercy completely opposite, she's supposed to be the postergirl for healsluts
>>337003043
>that scene
So you admit you were part of a specific subculture which attracts specific people with specific attitudes?
>>337003147
>blizzcuck thinks DaS3 is trash
as expected
>>337003165
>>337003052
>>337002886
I'm different from this discription,as is most Mercy players. I feel that they ARE healsluts in the purest form.
>>337003159
Pink normal Mercy is all I need
MEI IS SO CUTE
I want Mercy to take my first kiss and spend lots of time practicing kissing with me. I want her to make out with me for an hour until we both get tired and I fall asleep in her arms, cradled in her bosom.
>>337003251
I think Mercy players are just healsluts. Although sometimes my masochism turns to sadism. But that's way less frequent than my cocklust and desire to be held down and filled with hot loads of cum.
>>337003159
>>337003246
Bloodborne was better in every way :^)
Go hop back on Miyazaki's dick, Soulsperg
>>337003159
A toss up between this and devil Mercy.
>>337002886
Well you got me with Hanzo lol
>>337002886
if i only played pharah/hanzo/junkrat/zenyatta how terrible of a human am i
>>337003196
Im pretty sure i just did that friend....
>>337003326
Completely and utterly redeems Reaper.
>>337003159
I don't play her at all but this is by far the best skin imo
>>336997304
>Kill yourself to get your Mercy
>Die
>NEETS NEVER DIE
>Get resurrected and still have no Mercy
I was promised Mercy all I got was Despair.
>>337003373
So then you should take back your general statement about "German women".
>>337000595
>Get hooked as Phara
>Sometimes Roadhog just one shots me afterwards
>Other times he only does half my hp and I can shift away
I dont understand
>>337003334
>Go hop back on Miyazaki's dick
>while he plays trash games with metzen lore
LOL
>>337003374
too bad you still get his edgy voice lines
>Mariachi skin doesn't change Reapers voice to be as Mexican as possible
>>337003390
this
also ifrit zenyattta and vigilante mccree
>>337003415
Nah, youll live.
>>337003435
>Getting baited this hard
>mfw playing as Mercy healslutting a Widow cause everyone else in that match was cannon fodder tier
>he 1v3s sniping other Widows and takes them all out getting hit while I'm just there watching in awe
>>337003320
The damage boost is op. Are you okay anon? I love being support and carrying the team due to it, but what the fuck
>>337003515
>nigger memes
>>337003416
Headshots crit in this game right?
Enemy player might have missed your head.
>>337003320
>I want Mercy to take my first kiss and spend lots of time practicing kissing with me
>my face I do exactly that in AA2
>almost come from just kissing a character all the time
>especially that frisky slut holy shit
>>337000000
T . H . I . C . K . G . E . T .
H. I . C . K . G . E . T .
I . C . K . G . E . T .
C . K . G . E . T .
K . G . E . T .
G . E . T .
E . T .
T
>>337003534
I'm perfectly fine. I love being able to carry through the tanks, as well. There might be something wrong with me sexually, but if there is, I've come to terms with it and I'm not alone in my helasluttery. Unless you mean the sadomasochism thing. Not sure about that.
![Zenyatta_ra[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WVOm3ZU.jpg "Zenyatta_ra[1].jpg")
>>337003159
>tfw I got the Ifrit skin and I don't like it
>>337003535
>poo in the loo
>nigger
Shiggy
>>337001743
>KOTH on Ilios
>That one map where the point is inside the little house
>Entire enemy team is inside, my team just got wiped and theyre at like 90% cap
>Managed to boost jump and jump jet my way over to the point, fly above it to the back entrance
>JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE
>Kill four of the enemy team immediately, clean up the other two with a direct hit and a rocket juggle
>Cap the point and win the game
>POTG is Junkrat using Rip tire to kill 3 of my team mates before getting blown the fuck up by me
I was so god damn salty
>>337003610
Ra is best skin
> try to play Mei
> suck ass
What do I do?
>>337003652
Continue to eat out D.va's ass you chinese pig.
>>337002380
Shes had sex dozens of times but just rewinds afterwards so shes always pure.
Pharah is the perfect girl. Mercy is second, D.VA is third.
Pharah forever. Cute angry girl with big armors. You can't deny it.
>tfw there is person who unironically likes ZAHRYA
degenerate
>>336997304
>you will never know the feeling of a healing beam
I like to think of it as a mix between the warmth of one's bed after a long day and the invigorating feeling of a cold shower in the morning
Does your levels and drops in the beta carry over to the final game?
>>337003589
Okay I'm getting AA2 right now. I see it all the time on the /hgg/ threads but that sells it for me.
>>337003675
You say that like eating out the qt Korean's ass is a bad thing.
>>337000000
337000000 lbs of thicc
>>337003701
>there is person who unironically likes ZAHRYA
Bullshit
>>337000803
Is it just me or does she look like the pandas from WoW?
>>337003608
To be honest, I never got the healslut meme. I was always support in every mmo I played, but never RP'd or seen it. I was always more of a healbro or healsis or heal merc.
How does healing make you a sado masochist
D.va is stupid
what the fuck
is she a pro gamer or something
whatq
>>337000229
looking forward to the halloween special slutty witch costume
>>337002568
HOLY FUCK, I can imagine it so well
>>337003768
She's like an esports player but in real life with a mech. That's why she's Korean.
>>337003717
Hugging and headpatting is pretty cute too
>>337002759
And how is that relevant to the obvious double standard?
>>337002494
Lel I've never seen a black man with a white women on the street in germany aside from jewish propaganda ads. 25 years in germany.
>>337003767
It doesn't. I was referring to the other part of my post which referred to the chart posted. Ignore that I suppose.
I don't know why healing is submissive, but it just feels that way. That's why healsluts. I respect you for not falling into the memes, though. Continue playing healbro/healsis and maybe you'll lead us to salvation.
>>337003917
Oh Jesus. This game is going to be my personal fap vortex.
>>337003767
Started with healers in anime (namely hack) always being passive and weak and cute females.
>>337004007
>to be my personal fap vortex.
Fap Black Hole more likely once you modded the shit out of it.
>turn corner
>get zapped to death by 6 laser turrets
NERF SYMMETRA
>>336998518
>>337000246
>>337000416
Yep
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56983f371b081
>>337004094
>not just shooting them
They die in like one hit. Their power lies in disrupting, not damage.
>>337002886
>Symmetra
Sounds about right
>>337004013
Oh gee. This is unfortunate.
>>337004007
Why would a Mercy user have nazi memorabilia? I know it's related to her germanic disposition, but it's groundless.
>>337004190
I'm agreeing with you, anon. I think the chart is way off-base.
>>337003390
I agree. I like her base skin, but valkyrie is spot on.
>>337003390
>no COME TO ME MY NOBLE EINHERJAR Voice Clip for her rezz
>>337004219
Of course it's off-base, doesn't do anything to mention about Pharah being an amazon or femdom. Doesn't mention Tracer being a chav or her liking to lick frogs, Genji leaving them all behind.
>>337004190
> nazi memorabilia
> memorabilia
What, did they have a fucking gift shop?
>>337002886
I play Pharah because she can excel in any situation and dat jetpack.
I don't give a shit whether she's african or not
>>337004325
Acourse they did, it's how they made a tidy profit before the war broke out.
>>337003390
I like Mercy and 19th century germans,but as a romaboo, I dislike anything that looks like snowniggery
>>337004325
>his parent's never took him to Naziland
your childhood must have been sad
>>337003486
> specific fetishised community
> somehow still indicative of an entire country
It's bullshit. It's like going to a swinger club and seeing swinging culture everywhere in your country. Nice frequency bias.
>>337004325
>>337004369
I dislike her snowniggery and valkyrie "theme" because it doesn't fit her swiss nationality.
>>337002886
>Thinks they're cooler than they actually are
This checks out
>>337003326
>yfw a good reaper joins the game
It literally never happens.
Why is this game 60 dollars again?
I mean call of duty is 60 dollars but at least it has a campaign.
>>337004447
This
>>337004589
>muh campaign
>>337004627
Not an argument
>>337004651
Triggered
>>337004576
I have no face, because it has literally never happened.
What's everyone's favorite play? Mine is healing and buffing a single Soldier76 to take down a reinhardt,mechless D.Va and bastion in a cramped room in the second zone of hanamura.
>>337004589
It's $40. And it should probably be $30 or so. $60 is for the version with a bunch of extra content bullshit
>37 years old
>tfw no ficki ficki with mercy, widowmaker, d.va or tracer
>why live
>>337004589
It doesn't have a campaign, that's why it's 40 dollars
> play toberlone
> make turret
> wack it to upgrade
> not enough scrap
> shitty level 1 turret gets BTFO
Where the fuck do I get scrap?
>>337004738
LOW TEST KEK
CANT HANDLE A REAL WOMEN?
>>337004787
You don't need scrap to upgrade your turret to level 2. You can only upgrade it to level 3 with your ult. You get scrap from dead people to create armor pack.
>overwatch fights against omnics
So why is the whole game overwatch agents fighting against each other?
>>336997390
>Things that have never happened
>37 years old
>might as well be 60 in woman years
>>337004787
you don't need scrap to upgrade the turret
>>337004785
>>337004708
Man if it's 40 dollars they sure market very strangely.
>>337004870
>Origins edition
>Gee this must be the base version despite it having an edition tacked on
>>337004870
g2a, kinguin m8
