What does /v/ think of Loli Jew Simulator?
Good shit. Classic.
>>336845683
its pretty good and there isn't any game like it
>>336845683
I would make Recette my daughteru
>inb4 "I'm scared Tear!"
>"Should've read the terms of the contract"
Had some good twists.
>>336848742
>protecting your merchandise.jpg
So does /v/ not hate something for once or have the people who do hate it just not come here?
>>336851826
What's there to hate?
>>336851826
they are off shitposting in other threads
>>336851826
Newfaggot.
>>336850341
I'd steal her virginity.
>>336851826
It's a game about a cute loli jew. Literally impossible to hate.
Best game of the decade.
>>336845683
a classic, a shame there isn't much porn
>>336853957
>loli
I hate this.
"Can't you lower the price?"
>>336854361
Fag detected
>There are dumbasses to who try to maximize profits on every sale, rather than play the long con
>>336853957
Hating jews has always just been a meme here?
>>336851826
It's kinda overrated tbvh familia.
I don't enjoy jewing aspects so that's probably why, and the dungeon crawling was only okay.
>>336855660
It's the best jew mechanics in vidya, gaylord.
better than fucking tingle's games.
>>336854471
Lolis are useless and attractive.
>Buy game on sale because i've heard nothing but good things about it
>Start game
>Menu cursor spazzes out and goes down in a loop
>Can't control it
>What the fuck
>Try and hit start game
>Can't
>Finally RNG is good to me and hit Play game
>Can't do shit and the character spazzes out as well
What the fuck? How do I fix?
>>336854675
Succubus (male)
I beat it just by buying/selling. Fuck that stupid artificial difficulty dungeon crawling.
>>336855997
install gentoo
Only good for the memes.
>>336856062
What's so artificial difficulty about it?
>>336856675
pls respond, I've only just finished Jade Way and week 2, am I in for a difficulty spike?
After clearing the game through just buying/selling is there a "free" mode that'll let me just do whatever afterwards? I never felt like I had time to fully enjoy the dungeon crawling since I'd never have enough to pay Tear if I did any of that sort.
>>336856062
Still better dungeon crawling than their previous games.
>>336857667
yes
It was fun but also ended surprisingly quickly. Was there some sort of secret ending that I missed in addition to the normal ending?
>>336855997
Try unplugging your controller maybe?
>>336855997
Try not pirating it next time ;)
One of the few games i actually finished and thought to myself that i wanted more of it.
Why is there no other game like it?
>>336857723
It still blows my mind to realize Recettear is a combination of their dewprism fangame and the Atelier series.
>>336845683
I think that nobody fucking knows what capitalism is, and just assumes that anything with buying and selling is "capitalism".
>>336859372
I am too bad at it. I struggle to pay the bills past week 3. There's not enough damn time to do dungeons and go out and shop and all that and then come home and sell.
>>336856037
You mean Incubus?
>>336859372
>Capitalism is an economic system based on private ownership of the means of production and their operation for profit.
This is a capitalist game.
>people think this games all about the jewing
>the fighter only brings back gear, based on the gear hes wearing
>literally. gear level times fighter skill
>if you just, sell him the best gear, straight away, for a low price, he will come back and just literally dump more gold then youve seen in the entire game in like his first 3 adventures, tops.
>if you jew him, you get to rob him of the 1% of the loot he bring back, instead of taking half of 99 times more loot
>mfw players playing like a jew been getting their just desserts
>mfw anyone whose charged higher then 115% for ANYTHING, ever
I want to anally rape Tear, if you know what I mean
>>336859545
this is great, sauce
>>336859757
no
>>336859597
Start crafting shit rather than selling just treasures and items from the dungeon and guild.
Also, don't try to get as much money as possible. Instead, try to get combos to raise your merchant level..
Anyway, I just finished playing around with the end game stuff after getting bored with it. I just had so much money it stopped being fun. Maybe I will try the hell mode or whatever and see how far I can get.
>>336859950
>wanting others to bring back stuff
>not just hiring an expendable to get the good stuff to make it better
What was the point of dungeons?
>>336860252
To get to the boss fights
>>336859950
>just 115%
Wow, do you think we don't eat the cost when selling stuff at 500% price?
>>336860119
2 nukes wasn't enough.
>>336860430
Crafting, unlocking best girl and learning the fate of Recette's dad.
>>336846724
>>336860430
>>336861212
But how do I make enough money to pay off the debts? Do I just stack up an unholy inventory of canned peaches for NG+ and then just do dungeons all day?
>>336859838
>private ownership of the means of production and their operation for profit
You don't have this in the game. Means of production is restricted to the guilds, as are purchases and sales. There is no free trade in Recettear. The game does not have capitalism.
>>336861597
Pretty much. The dungeons are actually much less profitable than just buying whatever's on sale and selling it when the price goes up. I didn't bother with them until I had paid off the debt and had infinite money to spend on gear and food
>>336860643
lol, you dont get it do you. you could sell a 1 gold item for 500% its cost, and make 499 gold. or
you could sell the 10,000 gold shield your adventurer who had actual gear and could actually survive hard loot dungeons, for 115%, or, 11500
hmmm, lets see, thats, 499 verse....11,000.
the GEAR the fighter/adventurer wears, determines the loot he brings back. if he`s bring just pennies back, go ahead, steal those pennies...
>>336861597
>needing new game + to beat the game
Just buy when things are on sale and sell when they're in demand
>>336861979
whoops, thats 1500 profit. 11,500-10,000 derp
>>336854642
>tfw feel bad for jewing a bunch of 1s and 0s
>never got above 115%
Where SHOULD I be selling?
>>336861856
Yeah,but those means of production are owned privately (the guilds) and are operated for profit (purchases and sales).
Wonder what Carpe Fulgur have been up to. It's been over a year since they were out of the Trails in the Sky job.
>>336862417
You clearly have no fucking idea what you're talking about. Christ, do some fucking research. Operating within a guild with NO FREE TRADE is not capitalism. There is more than just capitalism and socialism. Read a fucking book for Christ's sake.
>>336845683
sequel or similiar game fuckign when
>>336862860
Maybe they dissapeared wanting to make the best translation ever, but were never heard of again, and left their loli daughters with a huge debt to pay.
>>336862998
What is it then?
>>336845683
i liked it but never got 100% because fuck trying to farm those red crystals i never found a single fucking one
>>336863091
An extremely simplified form of the medieval guild system. Free trade was banned within guild-operated towns. Laissez-faire Capitalism didn't make an appearance for hundreds of years.
>>336863034
>wanting to make the best translation ever,
>>336845683
>fun combat
>amusing characters
>GOD TIER soundtrack
>bullshit reset mechanic in a game about grinding and progression
This could've been a classic. It felt so bad abandonning such a good game, but I couldn't deal with such a stupid design choice.
>>336845683
8/10
Damn good waste of time, and introduced jap games to Steam's ecosystem.
>>336859385
Best part of that game was the translation from before the Recettear team took over.
>>336863953
sauce on that pic
google gave me nothing
I need it...for science...
>>336863953
Play Nethack until you learn to let go.
>>336865280
>>336863953
>needing to reset
learn to capitalism my dude
>>336865586
Nethack is fine for what it is. It's not my cup of tea, but I can respect it and people who enjoy the game.
The thing about Recettear is that it's not a game where you do a quick run, die and try again with minimal progression between runs. It was supposed to be a RPG.
First of all, the progression in most rogue-likes or games with those elements is generally helpful, but not crucial for your success.
In Recettear, it is. There's no way you'll pay your debt in your first run, And you can't even call it a run. It's like you crank some 10-20h in a game, only for it to simply nuke your save and throw you a bone for consolation, expecting you to do everything again.
It's one of the most ridiculous instances of grinding I've ever seen. And the game doesn't need that. It would be perfectly lengthy without this bullshit, and it could even be balanced arround the concept of a continuous, incremental progression, like, you know, every other RPG in existence.
It's a GREAT game doomed because one single, yet fundamental flaw.
>>336865379
Whelp let me see if I can find it. I had it saved somewhere, the problem is it was not on sadpanda.
>>336866759
>There's no way you'll pay your debt in your first run
see
>>336861979
>>336862120
>>336865379
>>336866759
Should be this one
http://exhentai.org/g/706725/482b713c91/
>>336861979
>you could sell a 1 gold item for 500% its cost, and make 499 gold
that is not how math works, anon
>>336867882
it isnt? you buy it. for 1 gold. and sell it for 500. and make 499? where did i go wrong. should it be 501? profit?
>>336867649
Thankyou. It's a damn good one too.
I was trying to find it but couldn't. Appearently I made the mistake of not downloading it and now pururin is kaput and I can't access my favorites anymore.
>>336867536
I'm not quite sure if I follow, but either way, if beating the game requires some convoluted minmax, read-the-wiki and do math to beat, I'm sudenly a lot less guilty from having dumped this game.
>>336861856
Lol check this autism, the free market can't possibly exist in real life
I like to Jew people by night, but I also enjoy slaying monsters by day. However, I remember trying to play Recettear at some point and running out of Dungeons. Like, I finished the forest (which I think was only the second location) and yet no new location appeared.
Did I just have to survive for a bit longer after that royal loli bitch showed up? I think I usually went bankrupt soon after.
>>336868000
An item worth 1 gold sold at 500% value would be sold for 5 gold, meaning a profit of 4 gold. If you mean it was worth 100 gold and you bought it for 1% of it's value then sold it for 500% of that value, it would indeed be 500 - 1 for a profit of 499 gold. Just some confusion.
>>336863506
Sounds like end game capitalism
>>336865732
>>336855213
we love jews! jews are good!
>>336865280
Which was?
>>336868276
Haven't played this in years, but pretty sure new locations would appear as you trigger NPC events. And I think one of the NPCs wandered in the forest for a while before making it to your shop.
>>336868137
No prob. I recognized the art.
>>336868137
>some convulted min-max
fucking what. lets say you have a fruit stand, and a fruit picker. if you charge him 500 bucks for a bucket and 500 bucks for a glass of water, how much fruit do you think the motherfuckers going to bring back to you
>>336868395
Time sure flies.
>>336868000
I'll give you a hint bro. 500% of 1 isn't 500.
what happened to the developer?
>>336868642
Amazing how long a decade can feel.
Bought it on sale because /tg/ used to talk about it a lot. Was not disappointed.
This game should be used in schools to teach maths or something.
>>336855213
Being greedy hurts people, but a virtual Jew hurts nobody. There also aren't many games like Recettear on the market and who can say no to a Capitalism-crazed loli?
>>336868945
Who did that translation, anyway? Was it done by the devs themselves?
>>336861979
Oh I am laffin'. Thanks for that anon.
>>336868295
What game are they talking about? Im reverse searching on Google and getting nothing
>>336868538
I'm not arguing you're wrong. I saying it doesn't matter.
Intuitively, the game presents itself as an action RPG dungeon crawler where you have to sell the loot you find in dungeons with a certain profit margin from its base value to complete a timed objective.
Also intuitively, by the rules the game introduces you, it's impossible not to fail for the first time you play the game because the montly due increases much faster than your ability to loot better shit, and you end up losing several hours of progress. Even if for the sake of learning from your mistakes, that's RIDICULOUSLY punishing.
You could argue it's my fault that I didn't realize the "correct way" of making as much money as humanly possible, but by that point I'll gladly admit that and my argument becomes aganist such an obnoxious design choice in the first place.
>>336866759
>There's no way you'll pay your debt in your first run, And you can't even call it a run.
Someone obviously doesn't have Jewish ancestors
>>336859950
I sold over 115 all the time and then read up on why I kept losing
Total bullshit
>>336868292
What's early game capitalism?
>>336869198
Explain how to teach with this game and I'll put it into the works.
>>336869461
My ancestors were in the isolated mountains, so yeah
>>336869962
Lemonade Stands.
>>336869253
I don't know, but it include Chante and Elise story.
>>336869378
its punishing you? for telling you RIGHT IN THE TUTORIAL, that the loot adventurers coming to sell/buy is LITERALLY determined by the adventurers gear and level?
god damn motherfucking right, punishing you.
>>336870291
>tfw lemonade stands were always illegal yet people still do it
>>336869962
Kill all commies
>>336869378
Thing is the game puts up a hard challenge but it's actually a lot more chill about it than you are
Just do it again until you get it right, or go for new game plus and keep all the rank bonuses so you can win it on second try (or more you scrublord) and do the rest of the content
>>336870378
Who wouldn't? You wouldn't deny a cute girl would you?
One of my favourite games. Never did craft everything.
>>336870363
It's punishing because even by doing that you still fail miserably, royally, without no way of avoiding it.
Knowing this kind of information, it's easy to do everything right. And I'm not talking only about knowing that the mechanic exists, but how effective/abusive it is.
But playing the game for the first time, you'll probably spend most of your time figuring shit out, testing what works and what doesn't. And before you figure out that apparently there's only one way to do things right, you'll probably lose.
>>336866759
>There's no way you'll pay your debt in your first run, And you can't even call it a run.
What the fuck. I left to use the toilet in the other room, and I come back to see this shit on my screen.
I played the game by selling everything at a flat 115% profit margin (adjusting by 3% depending on the asshole who walked in), buying at 66%, and following the market inflations and crashes, and I hit all of my weekly quotas by at least 133% every week. On the last week I made 800,000 in only 2 days. And in case you haven't figured it out, dungeon raids are a complete waste of time.
I was convinced that everyone that hyped up Recettear as a deep capitalism game was full of shit. I can maybe understand failing the last week, but failing before that is a sign of retardation, especially since there's tutorials that show you interactively how to get shit done.
>>336870504
Commies are still alive today, must not be working.
>>336861212
There's something peculiar about that thing in her forehead
Reminds me of something
>>336870043
Well for starters you could show kids that 500% of 1 is not 500 as >>336868000 thought.
>>336857264
The only thing remotely actually frustrating are the wriggly things that leech life. Eventually dungeon rules affect each floor and certain variants become fast enough to drain most of your health before you can react. Nothing terrible though.
>>336871096
Teaching multiples is hard as dick. You have to wave dollar bills at them for a week before they understand it.
A fun game and I want a sequel.
>>336870043
Percentages, fiscal management, how to buy low sell high, etc. Teaching the children without them even knowing.
The game itself may not be prefect for it, but they could totally make one that is in the same guise.
>>336871254
>want to sell high at 500x like irl
>it doesn't work
Why
Medicine shitters do this all the time.
>>336870957
>It's punishing because even by doing that you still fail miserably, royally, without no way of avoiding it.
what, no you dont. you failed miserably because you fucked every single means of supply. play it again, from the start. and when it comes to that moment where you fuck up, yeah, that part, right there, where you keep charging more then 115%, and, fucking, stop. and when he comes back with 3 times the money, and you start going "oh wow, this game used to be hard?" think about it a biiiiit more.
>>336871363
Patent something first.
>>336845683
Really neat, although some adventurers are blatantly worse than others
>>336870957
Sounds like life really. You just can't win.
>>336845683
So, next game when?
>>336871481
Would adding patents to Recettear help it or hurt it?
>>336871363
the reason medicine cunts can do it is because they have government protected monopolies and a state willing to imprison anyone attempting to compete with them.
>>336871626
Also trying to 100% the game is an exercise in masochism, trying to get +15 top tier items is an exercise in autistic masochism.
>>336870043
Recettear would be perfect for Middle School and perhaps late-Elementary School kids as a sort of introduction to concepts they'll learn more about in High School.
[1] Supply and Demand means that a greater desire for something (which depends on the person and their circumstance) means people are willing to pay more, and vice versa. Kids learn about this pretty early on but I don't think they are presented with many examples of it in action. This also ties into [2] Bargaining, where one party can talk the asking price up or down. This could be used as a starting point for all sorts of discussion on [3] Psychology, how to talk to people, and the tricks marketers and stores use to entice people (this is some pretty important stuff to know these days). Finally, it could introduce the concept of [4] Bartering. This is not something people do much of anymore since they just buy things in a store for a set price so it would most likely be an eye-opener for them. I don't remember what year percents are typically introduced but you may want to make sure they understand how those work first. But if not, [5] Percentages could be the first thing you teach them since Recettear clearly shows the price as you scale the percentage up and down.
Sound good?
>>336871758
Six years ago.
remove kosher
>>336862396
at like 103-105% to build customer trust so that you can jew them super hard in the long run
trust "levels up" customers and gives them more money to spend
>>336871758
After Fortune summoners 2
>>336871779
>make something out of a crafting recipe
>sell it at high demand
>after 5 sales or so it'll start to go down in price as people copy your recipe
>unless you bought a patent
>or just craft new things and never bother with the patents
In the money now
>>336845683
Wouldn't be a lie to say it's amongst my favourite games.
>>336872167
Why is it your favorite though?
>>336871474
>>336870970
You're missing my point. And this sums up pretty well:
>And in case you haven't figured it out, dungeon raids are a complete waste of time.
Playing the game FOR THE FIRST TIME, you're compelled to explore the game. It's only intuitive to try and balance explorations and opening the shop or experiment with the adventures and shit.
My point is: by doing what's intuitive and even encouraged by the game, you WILL fail. Maybe you'll figure shit out the second time. Cool! But by that time you've basically lost what's essentially a 20hour run.
The Souls games are considered extremely punishing games. Not necessarily difficult, but you NEED to learn your way through the game and you'll be raped if you keep insisting in your mistakes and not adapting. Punishing, not difficult.
If you die in a souls game, you respawn and try again, losing a couple of some souls. You can retrieve them and use resources like bones or rings to not lose them in a stupid death.
Reccetear just gives you a game over. Not one life. Not some money. It nukes your "run".
>>336845683
it´s ironic that a game about capitalism dont have trading cards for participate in steam market
>>336871909
>having to beat 6 new game +s to get all the adventurer cards
Hitler designed this
>>336872367
You keep all your shit outside of money when you loop, what the fuck are you talking about?
>If you get in debt or die in battle you lose your character forever and have to restart
I didn't know this game was so fucking hardcore.
Are Atelier games similar to Recettear? I'd love to play one but >no console.
Is there any installment on PS2? At least that one's emulatable.
>>336870989
>>336872613
Right? The game should have you file bankruptcy and try to fight your way up again.
>>336866759
>There's no way you'll pay your debt in your first run
Not trying to be elitist but I did. I think most people did.
As long as you did not constantly die in the dungeons, or sell everything at cost, I don't really see how you could not beat it on your first try.
I was actually disappointed it was not harder.
>>336872780
>tfw died all the time in dungeons
>>336845997
It's like your asking for it.
>>336872367
>It's only intuitive to try and balance explorations and opening the shop or experiment with the adventures and shit
Okay, you're retarded. The game forces you to work on a deadline. It is NOT LOGICAL to experiment and dick around when you have a deadline. If the game shows you an abundance of content but you are locked out of half of it, the safe assumption is that there is end-game content and that you should finish your primary goal first.
>>336871958
Too complex for middleschoolers as it's abstract. Well, let me rephrase that. It's too complex for most middleschoolers because it's too abstract. Percentages are extremely difficult for the average student to grasp in any sort of concrete way and the psychology behind salesmanship is still kind of lost on a group of kids that primarily identifies with groupthink and mimicry. There just isn't enough there yet beyond introducing them very briefly to the concepts.
I think it's far more useful for high school students to use as a physical example and springboard towards doing something like designing your own business ending with understanding expenses, budgets, etc.
>>336872935
I'm surprised it took this long for it to be posted.
>>336872935
>>336873003
I'm surprised too.
Territoire FUCKING WHEN?
>>336872804Break the incogruity
>tfw you get a vending machine and fill it with vending machines
>>336872780
I hated the dungeons. I just wanted to run my item shop
>>336872150
>Fortune Summoners 2 never
Why is this world so cruel?
>>336872992
I have a solution to your problem with the middleschoolers.
The beatings will continue until their intelligence improves.
>>336873167
Don't forget the final calculation the screencap missed.
So, what happened with the guys that localized the games?
>>336873292
I didn't have that one. Thanks mate.
>>336872367
>Playing the game FOR THE FIRST TIME, you're compelled to explore the game.
did you not fucking READ. "your compelled to explore"? you mean, like, the fucking tutorial that TELLS YOU THIS.
the only way this is possible, that you missed this, is that, either
A) you didnt actually explore shit, let alone the first fucking few menus the tutorial literally presents to you
B) you forgot it ( ergo, stupid )
so what is it. your an idiot
or a moron?
Did you MISS the tutorial, and thats the games fault for not telling you
or did you FORGET the tutorial, and thats the games fault for not telling you
>>336873292
>>336873167
One day I hope someone makes enough money to commission ShindoL to make this doujinshi.
>>336873368
Carpe Fulgur is kill right?
>>336873420
Is this one of their earlier games? IIRC there were 3 fangames before their first original work.
>>336873286
If only. Then maybe by the time they got to me in high school they wouldn't be dumb as shit with zero motivations. Up until high school it's really difficult/rare to hold back students even if they fail due to worries about age differences. So usually a student will get held back once at most. The result is some kids barely being able to read or do simple math.
Our country desperately needs to change its attitude towards education before the quality of education can hope to improve.
>>336873292
wonder how much 25 Liters of Semen would go for.
>>336869065
Development hell because they wanted to create a 4X TBS game
Easygames website
http://egs.cug.net/
>>336872992
Economics was a Senior-level course at my High SchooI so I suppose you're right. I was way off with the Elementary School bit. Still, the game does make use of a number of important concepts. Whatever level of schooling would suit these concepts best would do well to use Recettear as a base if the curriculum allows it.
I spent way too much time running Nagi into walls to hear her moans.
Had this game in my backlog for a while. Is it worth playing? And should I play kb/m or controller?
>>336873569
Yeah
There's something so happy and charming about Chantelise and Recettear. I feel so cheerful when playing them and felt sad when they were over. The worlds don't have super developed lore or anything, but I felt a little attached to them anyway.
>>336873589
Just instate my policies of;
No child left unbeaten.
And;
Earn your lunch.
>>336873712
It's a fun little game so definitely. Either is fine but I think I remember playing Dungeons using a controller.
>>336873658
>they wanted to create a 4X
Because the 4X genre is SO hot right now.
I really hope they don't go out of business.
>>336873706
>>336873712
Yes, and either choice works well; I played entirely with a controller and had no problems.
>>336873604
Dunno, ask that one guy who used to post his semen bottles on christmas in /b/.Did he even post last year?
>>336873787
Anon for president. Can we also adopt "Kids clean the school before getting to go home"? Shits wouldn't litter so damn much if they had to pick it up.
>>336873848
fantastic 3DAction and Jew Simulator are not the the biggest genres out there, either.
>>336873858
You just know she had that 1200 pix food item in her inventory and her life was worth the risk
>>336873712
You can't go wrong with the keyboard, it's worth a little go at least.
Just some basic tips, combo sales are far more impartant than haggling for that little extra money, you'll make more money at the store than in the dungeons, and try to find their near pin value.
One more thing that's important is that while customers can afford anything they pick up off the tables if they ask for a certain kind of item like "I want a hat" then they have a limit in how much they can pay.
If I could change anything, I would make the dungeons shorter, increase the loot drop rate and put them on a timer.
Turn it into you have this many minutes to get to the boss and collect all the loot you can.
Would make it more fun.
>>336845921
Atelier
>But anon, atelier focuses on alchemy
Yeah, and you sell your shady drugs too, you weedlord
>>336872539
I know this. It's still stupid having to re-do events you've already seen for what's frankly an unecessary reason.
Also, how do you know you keep your items after game over never having played the time before?
You don't. Quite the opposite. You'll probably end up selling all your shit through the last days, trying to make the money, ultimately losing EVERYTHING.
Theoretically, you could re-run the game indefinitely, no matter how bad you are, hoarding items and selling everything at once. That's certainly possible, just not exactly my idea of fun gameplay.
>>336872991
You keep spewing knowledge of someone who clearly figured the game out. On your first playthrough you don't even know there's post game content to make that assumption.
You gotta trust the game is balanced and paced properly. If not, wht the fuck would they introduce those mechanics in the first place?
Why the fuck would they punish you for experiencing what's clearly a HUGE part of the gameplay befode the end game? That's insane!
But regardless, isn't reasonable the assumption that unlocking more advanced dungeons would lead to more valuable loot?
Why would you stay locked inside, selling candy and clothes when you could be looting treasures and artifacts?
Why would they gate so much content, and the fun content for that matter, behind hours and hours of the main plotline?
>>336873517
Calm the fuck down faggot.
I did everything the game introduced me to. I went tool some dungeons, equiping my mercs, sometimes buying cheap shit at the market and opening my shop. Buying bellow the base price, selling above it.
How hard is it for you to understand that? I'm not arguing I did the right thing, because I clearly didn't. I'm arguing this game is stupid for requiring me NOT to do things it taught me how to do in order for me not to lose.
>>336869065
except chantelise/recette, they sell to japan only.
>>336874112
Is that really the gameplay of Atelier or is that more of a side thing? I know it's a popular and long running series and I've heard good things about it but I've never actually looked into it.
>>336874179
Niche or no, a translation should pay for itself. But hey, it's their game.
>>336874039
She has a full life bar. That's the after effect of dashing her into a wall.
>>336874178
>I did everything the game introduced me to
it literally tells you to not overcharge, or people wont like you
so. when you were overcharging, were you overcharging? just curious. or was that overcharging, some other word. overcharging, perhaps?
>>336874086
Literal Hitler
>>336874037
>Jew Simulator
Was them doing something brand new. when I hear 4X I think ANOTHER poorly designed game lacking a lot of features or graphical fidelity that previous 4X games had.
You can't bring anything new to 4X, its been done to death.
Put it in the" /v/ overrated the fuck of" list. Shop mechanics are okay, the dungeon crawling is extremely fucking dull
>>336874014
I like the cut of your jib anon. I think you just made VP.
But I think our platform need not be all grim. Since an increased competence in school is requested that lessens the need for homework, and the amount of it given can be reduced. Though completion of all of it is mandatory under penalty of more beatings.
>>336873420
If I didn't know any better I'd say this was an Ys screenshot.
>>336874460
I agree, good thing the game never forces you to go into the dungeons. Beat it the first time with only 1 or 2 trips just to see what it was like.
Capitalism Ho!
>>336874178
>You don't. Quite the opposite. You'll probably end up selling all your shit through the last days, trying to make the money, ultimately losing EVERYTHING
So don't save after you loop and find out you still have your inventory?
>>336873660
>Tear follows your mouse cursor
>>336871758
>>336874179
>>336869065
Another of their games got greenlight on Steam. It'll be localized by Rockin' Android, though.
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=543982000&searchtext=angel+express
>>336874279
From what I know, all their other games are dojin games featuring characters from some JRPGs. As soon as they made their first original IP, they translated it for the west. Three years after the original release, but still.
>>336874460
It's not exactly a $60 title. I don't go into the bargain bin and expect a 10/10 movie either. The reason it's "overrated" is that it caters to a niche Jewing Simulator market. And if you find the dungeon crawling dull? Just don't do any dungeon crawling. You can play the entire game (sans the tutorial, I would imagine) without setting foot in the place.
>>336874604
I'd be fine with Mint in Ys.
>>336870871
Source on this? I can't reverse image search on mobile.
>>336874858
You can, start using clover.
>>336874112
Alchemy? Like potion shop?
>>336874178
>You keep spewing knowledge of someone who clearly figured the game out. On your first playthrough you don't even know there's post game content to make that assumption
I have only played the game once.
I have not done a second run or NG+ run yet.
I. Fucking. Aced. It. On. The. First. Try.
Recettear is not a complicated game. Stop acting like it's the game's fault because you made bad decisions. The game made it blatantly obvious that you cannot 100% it on the first run, and it's not the first goddamn game to have end-game or multi-run content, and the only reason you couldn't possibly pick up on it is if this is one of the first video games you've ever played in your life.
I'm saying this again with complete confidence: You are retarded. You fucked up. You don't know shit about video games.
>>336874112
Can you advance through the game without tedious JRPG combat?
>>336875086
What is a complicated game then?
Don't treat me like some dusts!
>>336875170
Not him but Aurora
>>336875170
Dwarf Fortress.
>>336875303
That's a simulator.
![1344965560091[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/G3zpSe1.jpg "1344965560091[1].jpg")
>>336875170
Space Station 13
>>336874178
>Why would you stay locked inside, selling candy and clothes when you could be looting treasures and artifacts?
Look at this anon and laugh. Have you ever took advantage of things going in sale and selling them once their price goes up? You only ever need to do the dungeons once and that's for the story missions. Other times are for getting new adventurers to jew the fuck out of. Learn to manage your inventory and decide what to sell or buy, scrub. Recettear is by no means a complex game. Its always been "buy low, sell high."
>>336875426
The versions from 10 years ago can be called games. They were more challenging as well.
>>336875426
Jew Simulator, Dwarf Simulator, what's the dif?
>>336875515
How were they more challenging? Holy shit. I can barely get through this game.
>>336875170
Chess and Go
![Dragons-Lair-USA_115[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/WHVv9Kd.png "Dragons-Lair-USA_115[1].png")
>>336875731
They were literally unfair.
Various items/powerups that make you lose the game just for picking them up. Puzzles with solutions that make absolutely no logical sense. Exc.
Just watch a review of Dragon's Lair for the NES if you want an actual example.
The true way of knowing you mastered the game is being able to start a new game and beat all the dungeons, unlock all adventurers and still more than double the required money every week. I have to admit that it takes some luck with town events though especially for Griff stuff and getting Nagi.
>>336874295
Of course not. Nigga I'm telling you I played this game intuitively.
I don't remember how much were my margins since it's been over an year, but they were arround the ones the tutorial sugested. People bought and sold the items saying it was a good price or a good deal or things like that.
Appearently, my mistake was going dungeon exploring before basically finishing the game, unless there is some other objective after you pay the debt.
>>336874635
I don't get you. If I don't save, I'll have to either load my previous save or restart the game.
Loading my game would put me close enough to the deadline that I wouldn't have enough time to prevent my demise.
Loading a save file farther back would probably have the same effect, or put me so far back that would have the same effect of making me replay hours of repeated content.
Restarting the game is clearly besides the point for the sake of the argument I'm trying to make here.
I'll try to make myself clear for the last time, and you'd better pay attention >>336875086 because this is for you too.
It is RETARDED to have what is essencialy "permadeath", in a slowburnner game like an RPG, because you don't loose a 45min run; you loose dozens of hours of progress.
Save files are useless because your progress is "self dependant", meaning that fucking up adds up to the point where you can't fix shit unless you go back so far behind it defeats the pourpose of having a save file to begin with.
So, it's a bad desing choice to have such an element in a game like this.
If you pulled it off 1st try, good for you. Have a cookie. Just don't expect me to ignore the ACTION part of an action RPG entirely, after the game told me how to do it and told me I should do it, just because it's not optimal enough.
You can't fuck up like this in any other game even if you tried. Maybe in city builders, but they're sandbox games, not RPGs.
FYI, I love everything about the game. This is literally the one fault that kills it.
>>336876198
You just need to get good
>>336875731
Everything was really scarce, so walling yourself off and camping at the surface with your infinite food and cloth generator was not an option. You also got invaded all the time, from more and more places as you dug deeper. Floods and cave-ins were an issue. You were the nobles' bitch instead of the opposite.
>>336876198
>It is RETARDED to have what is essencialy "permadeath", in a slowburnner game like an RPG
Not him, but I loved that. It made the game really intense instead of just a boring normal RPG where I can just reload everytime I lose.
>>336855213
Has nothing to do with the fact that YOU get to be the jew in a video game.
>>336876294
Agreed. I've never denied that. I junt don't want to do it for a game that doesn't respect my time.
>>336876352
I'd probably have appreciated it too, if it was properly balanced arround the idea of jewing the villagers ALONGSIDE dungeon crawling, not exclusively.
>>336876198
Honestly it really sounds like you're just bad? I had no problems doing dungeons and then making money too.
>>336856062
>dungeon crawling
>artificial difficulty
The dungeons are fucking easy as shit, you are fucking bad.
If you complained about the RNG drops from the bosses, I'd agree but you're complaining about the dungeons' difficulty like some retard faggot.
>>336876198
>t is RETARDED to have what is essencialy "permadeath", in a slowburnner game like an RPG
But it isn't. It's only like that if you sold off everything AND you decided to keep going in your next loop without retaining anything from your inventory.
If you don't make the needed payment on a given week, you just get a massive headstart when you go back to the first week. I didn't have any issues doing both shopkeeping and plentiful adventuring on my first run either.
>>336845683
If you can't fuck the loli it's a wasted potential. People take lolis for granted nowadays teehee loli jew and all that. And then BAM and lolis are no more. We must secure the existence of lolis and the future for loli porn.
>>336876198
>This is literally the one fault that kills it.
Jesus christ, melodramatic much?
>>336876674
Don't even have to complain about drops from bosses, getting certain drops at all like the crystals from knights is fucking torture.
>>336876582
You can perfectly easily do dungeons and running the shop for money at the same time. I've done it in all my games even my first one. I took 3 days a week to progress dungeons or rerun dungeons since I cleared them and only opening the shop at last hour of the day while using other days for full shop time.
Really stop blaming the game for your own failures.
>>336876850
shut up maja, your scene sucked.
>>336876717
That's not true, even if you removed all your inventory, merchant level and customer relationships carry over.
>>336876850
Lolis are natural masters of illusions and stealth, so it's impossible to be rid of them as they will always find comfort even in the dankest and darkest of places.
Pic related. There are TWO lolis in this picture. Can you find them?
>>336876850
Do not sexualize the EGS.
>>336845683
I have it on steam but never gave it a real chance
>>336877056
There is only one loli in that picture. You can't trick me, Jew.
>>336876942Finally someone that agrees with me. Maja's scene is really overrated by people.
Annemarie and Henrike best scenes
>>336861597
>>336861875
Dungeons are as profitable as you make them.
You just need to not suck and be able to clear the high level dungeons with lower level characters. There is no time limit on the amount of time you can spend in the dungeon itself within one run so it's a great opportunity to farm the shit out of every floor, power level the merc, and then get loads of awesome loot from the bosses so you can craft shit and get awesome gear.
No-damage dungeon runs are also super easy even with lower level, undergeared mercs. The only constant is your actual skill. The bosses also telegraph their attacks so much it should be piss easy to beat them after one or two runs at them. Once you unlock the boss rush modes, just keep practicing. You should have unlocked and beaten the second-last dungeon before you finish paying off your debts.
Dungeon crawling was my main source of income that let me save up for shit like the melon sales where I just basically make several thousand gold per melon as soon as it surges in price.
>>336877056
Lying faggot, there's three of them. There's one in the background on the bridge's arch, there's a pigtail sticking out from the green roof, and there's one disguised as a tree right there in the foreground.
