>He doesn't main D.Va
>He "mains"
>>336800306
Nah I like being a credit to the team and actually winning.
Those whiskers really kill the design for me. She'd be more tolerable without them.
>he plays overshit
>maining a character in Overwatch
KEKARONI
>He plays shitty shallow blizzard games that die within months
>Let alone he pays full price when this game will be bargain binned in a week or two
>>336800696
>Hes the mediocre faggot that switches hero every time they die in hopes of cheesing something somehow
>>336800306
>not playing Lucio on every offense run, and laughing your ass off at the faces of the 3 enemy Hanzos when a Roadhog and a Reinheart runs in their face with 1000miles/hour
>he plays shit games
I want to """MAIN""" DVa if you catch my fucking drift
best hero
best waifu
what's not to love?
>ALLUAKBAR point as the other team tries to take it
>hop in my new shiny mech after a quad kill
>blast into the air and ram a wounded widowmaker trying to sling away
Fuck the haters.
She's fun despite her weakspot being exactly where people are shooting.
I would but she's honestly pretty shit.
>tfw love the character designs but won't play it because I hate multiplayer
Why couldn't it be a single player game?
>He doesn't switch heroes to complement the map/enemy comp/team comp/objective/phase of the match
That being said I've found great success with D.Va on basically every map that isn't tight spaces. You can get in and out of their spawn and wreak havoc from the back. Her weak point is way too big but since you can fly to health packs I don't have issues with her
I really want to main her but I feel too slow while shooting, wish there was some sort of grenade launcher on right click or something
>boost and activate mech self destruct towards point
>mech doesn't hit a wall or object or just pushes past it, continues to boost just far enough away for enemy team to barely have to move at all
alternatively
>nuke point
>kill 4 enemies
>mercy just revives
>>336801197
>Why couldn't it be a single player game?
It is. Its called offline with bots
>b-b-b-but muh single player
Nah go fuck yourself.
>>336801438
>Full price game
>No single player mode
Face it, this is a F2P game they're cash grabbing for all they can.
>>336801597
Good, This game is fun. I'm already throwing money at them by pre ordering for that sick bastion skin.
TAKE
MY
MONEY BLIZZARD
>>336800863
That's not Mei
How can anyone stand her voice? Holy shit her voice is fucking awful in all forms.
D.Va is best girl but she's far from strongest character. Main problems would be low damage output, low range and the ultimate being too easy to avoid now that people know how it works.
You know there's a problem when your damage output is higher OUTSIDE the mech.
Ah well. At least she's still a qt. They'll probably buff her in future.
>>336801789
die
If you manage to get kills with D.va its because the people you are playing are fucking terrible not because shes a good hero or that you are somehow a great D.va player.
Her entire gameplay revolves around hunting for heathkits constantly, she does more damage and is harder to hit out of the mech than in it, the other tanks all do her role more reliably than she does. Rein is a better blocker, Winston is a better harasser thanks to the tiny leap cooldown and his bubble cover much more area than the projectile blocker, Roadhog and Zarya both do way more damage.
Its hilarious getting attacked by a D.va as any of the DPS classes because you can swiftly remove her from the mech or make her fly away again.
I will say this shes a really really good shitter containment hero though. I'm glad shes really popular because it means less tryhard Genjis and Right clicking McCrees to deal with.
Or fucking Cancer the Robot and dwarf I'll set up miles from any of the action and never get on the point or block anything.
>>336801597
A company is trying to make money? Please tell me more about your revelations.
Also
>full price
>$40
>>336800306
Her mech is hideous. I wouldn't be caught dead piloting that thing.
>>336802080
not her alt skins though
scavenger looks neats
>>336800783
>will be bargain binned in a week or two
Are you positive you're gonna go with that prediction?
Are you reeeealy positive?
>>336802176
Wait a minute...
>He doesn't main Reinhardt
>>336802349
How the fuck do you even see that?
Holy shit stop trying to find SJW's in everything.
>>336801197
>I hate multiplayer
so in other words, you are an anti-social asshole
>>336801846
If they would just fucking make it so her entire God damn stupid ass robot wasn't a critzone then maybe she'd be better, but no, instead she's a tank who gets fucking two shotted by anyone with a shotgun
>>336800306
>he plays Overwatch
>>336800306
I dunno how to play her
She feels like a shitty version of Reaper
>>336800863
The fact that she's actually one of the worst hero's. She does shit all damage and has a hit box the size of the moon. The only thing she's got is she's a cute as fuck Korean girl
>>336802616
Its dumb stupid cunt face hanging out the front of the mech. Its not any more easy to hit it than it is to hit any of the other tanks in the head. Shes just a shitty tank with tonnes of awful "US GAMERS HUH" weeb lines to spam.
>>336802243
I find it hilarious that people cry about Bastion
>what is Roadhog
>what is Pharah
>what is Genji
>what is Hanzo
>>336802687
>bottomless ammo
>large aoe ult which can be propelled and push enemies back
>good shift escape option
>good bullet shield
>good range and damage outside of the mech
>re-summoning the mech does a small aoe
She's good, the only problem is that she's fragile and not really a tank despite being in the tank category.
>>336800794
>He's the shit ass noob who doesnt switch based on the scenario
>>336802837
What is retarded team ?
also, learn to greenarrow newfag
>>336802837
Mainly played by utter shitters and good job reducing a team game with multiple players down to individual counters.
You have an enemy Bastion problem so you change class to Genji to take care of it. The Bastion is not retarded and lets his team kill you as you hold E in front of him. You then change to Pharah and get sniped out the air before Ulting. You then go for Roadhog but now the Bastion has a Mercy healing him and a Rein standing in front.
The Bastion is riding on the Payload.
The Bastion is now a tank.
The Basion is now Play of the Game.
They should make it so that you can activate the self- destruct on one button, and bail out of the mech with another.
That's pretty much the only thing she needs.
>>336803070
Bastion isn't even close to being broken in payload maps.
5x Reinhardt, 1x Lucio is broken in payload.
>>336803253
At least thats amusing and only going to happen once in a blue moon, the awful pace sapping no fun allowed on my watch Bastions and the fucking enraging Mercy players who heal them and then Res them are constant. When you are a bad Bastion you can get loads of kills because you don't move, no footsteps means if you position well its going to surprise new players. A good Bastion will destroy pubs, completely fucking rape them. Add in hanger ons and enablers like Mercy and Rein and it just gets tiring to deal with.
I mainly play Mei on offense now for no other reason than to put Walls in front of Bastions.
>>336802687
>he doesn't know how getting close works
I often do highest damage on my team as D.Va
-Bastion
-Reinhardt
Instawin
>>336803717
Again that has nothing to do with how good you are or how great you think D.va is, its you playing bad players and teaming with terrible players if you are getting the highest damage in matches.
>>336803717
Getting close as D.Va sucks though since almost every other character with a short range does more dps than her.
>>336803010
>bottomless peanut shooters
>slows to a halt while shooting even in the air
>can't attack while escaping
>Bullet shield on long cooldown
>piss poor health and no abilities outside mech
>three inch walls stop her explosions
Yeah man totally
>triple kill off reinhart's Rush skill
truly the only character worth havingMercy is best Waifu
>>336803729
Reinhardt / Bastion / Reinhardt
Where is your god now ?
I prefer dvda
>>336800306
I do though
>>336804029
add Lucio for mobility/ heal; soldier 67 for finishing what bastion left and Symetra for covering behind shortcuts + teleporter if someone dies.
Now you have your deathBall
>People have D.va their waifu
>They don't know she is canonically trans
>>336804778
This is the worst
>she
attempt I have ever seen. Lurk more, newfag.
>>336804778
Does that mean she has a dick? That's even better.
>maining
The better team comp will always have the better chance of winning the game
>>336804778
>what is proof ?
>>336800306
Why would I? She's underpowered compared to her counterparts.
Also, >maining
>>336805059Shes a progamer
I fucking wish I could main the bitch. She's cute as hell and I love flying around.
Her fucking weapon is terrible though and everyone knows how to avoid her ult now.
Is it actually possible to have fun in this game if you play alone?
Do people actually stop playing snipers/edgy offense players when they get a ton of messages on the side saying your team comp is shit?
>>336805414
Depends on your teammates. Some games are a bliss some are frustrating.
With a proper ranked system it should be better hopefully.
But at the end of the day, playing with friends is more fun obviously.
>Hate battle.net and modern blizzard
>love TF2
>love waifus but I dont consider anyone in the roster cute enough
I am so on the fence with this
Is this game painfully slow or did I play it wrongly? Ir felt even slower than CS. Just messed a bit in the practice range though. I know there are characters that have movement skills and such, but even if I picked one of those other people would still be slow, doesn't really make it better.
Dva's ult is the best
>>336803046
this desu.
I have about 2 heroes from every role (and lucio from sups) and just swap them accordingly.
Anyone who don't do this is a faggot.
>>336806426
Pick lucio and let them pick up da beat
I can't aim and I have lag, what should I play?
>>336806426
It's not as fast as arena shooters like Quake (except certain heroes/abilities) but it's not slow like Counter Strike.
>>336806757
Mercy, Lucio, Junkrat, Winston, Reinhardt etc.
>>336802687
>The only thing she's got is she's a cute as fuck Korean girl
D. Va is the most pure waifu because she's Asian, unlike Tracer, Mercy etc. who are probably black cock sluts.
>>336807820
every white/asian woman naturally prefers bbc
But she is one of my mains. She one of the most fun characters. Junkrat, D.VA and McCree are all my mains
>>336807983
She's also much more likely to be inbred.
I love Reinhardt. But i always feel like a jackass playing him. I never know when its time to put the shield away and no longer protect others and start swinging.
>>336808384
wat
>>336806963
How do I play Lucio?
Just spam E with the healing aura?
>>336804778
>implying that doesn't make her even better
>>336808384
We are the master race senpai, 95% whitey worships us everywhere
>>336806512
>That fucking bod
I want to lock her in my basement and feed her everyday with semen desu.
>>336808415
Use your speed boost at the start and everytime you spawn, using his skill booster at soon as you spawn.
He's really only useful in offensive payload. Just keep a healing aura on and stay around the cart then boost it when shit gets real.
In your spare time run around on walls like Shadow the Hedgehog
>>336808415
Speed boost out of spawn or to get back to the objectives in general.
Spam healing E when there are people around you getting hurt, otherwise save the E.
Play defensively, try not to get picked off by Widowmakers and such.
Spam left click into places people might come out of and right click when they get close to you or when you get grabbed by a Roadhog for instance.
Use your ult when there's a big push (your team or theirs) and you have your teammates around you.
You don't need good aim with him, just play smart by spamming into the right places and use your E and ult at the right times.
>it's a junkrat presses Q and gets PotG episode
>>336808774
He's useful in all modes both in attack and defense. He was always picked in tournaments, he's almost a guaranteed pick if you're playing with high skilled players.
>>336801056
This pretty much
Anyone have any tips for Lucio and Zarya?
Lucio is pretty straightforward in terms of support. I use his primary fire to pick away at enemies but have a tough time killing people in motion unless they're up close. I use his alt fire for pushing close range enemies away from teammates or for pushing people off the objective.
For Zarya I just shield like crazy, run out for a bit when my personal shield is up, and spam alt fire. It's good for taking out any stationary player like bad snipers and bastions.
>it's a Bastion sits in the corner and kills 5 people episode
>>336810405
Did not see the Lucio post a few posts above. Ignore that part then.
Still looking for Zarya tips.
>>336810405
I posted this literally 3 posts above >>336808790
As for Zarya, you're an off-tank. You want people to shoot at your shields for dat damage boost, so put the shields when the enemies are about to attack you or a teammate.
You can shields yourself to fight off some people then back off and shield someone else to take your place.
Use left click if you're fighting 1 person in close range as it has more damage. Right click for ranged lobs and killing clumped up people (especially after your ultimate use).
Use your ultimate when people are clumped together and then right click into them. Try not to use it on Reinhardt when he has shield unless someone else has him flanked.
>>336810773
You also didn't read when he said ignore it. >>336810573
>>336810773
Thanks
>tfw McCree turns D.Va into swiss cheese in a second flat.
Why is he soBrokenandBased?
>>336810901
He added that comment after a some time while I was typing. I did see it afterwards.
>>336810959
No worries. Have fun.
>play bastion every game
>dominate every game, always get play of the game with some boring shit
>ALWAYS shit talk. and every time people start yelling at me
Feels good :^)
This is the game with Widowmaker in it, yes?
Why the fuck wouldn't you play Widowmaker?
>>336811875
or as an alternative get fucked
>>336810427
>it's a none of the bastion counter players kill him so you have to switch and do it yourself episode
>>336811930
Because I'm not good at sniping and can contribute far more to my team when I'm not trying to snipe.
Which is a shame because I like bodysuits.
Why would you main a character in a game that requires you to know all characters?
>>336812846
If it takes longer than an hour to remember all the characters in that small character pool you are retard desu
http://www.strawpoll.me/10151798/r
Why do some many people like D va
>>336814472
so*
fug
Why does the cutest character have to be bad? It's not fair
>>336814472
She's fun to play and fits my playstyle well even if she sucks
I love playing against other Dvas because they always suck
>>336802176
Is it just me or are most of the skins complete garbage?
75% of them are palette swaps and most of those look terrible. Then there are two alternate looks with one additional reskin of each and lots of those just look silly.
>>336814472
i just like korean women for how fake and full of surgery they are. easier to imagine a korean woman getting huge obvious fake implants
>>336812561
>mfw discovering McCree can basically instakill Bastion by stunning him and then unloading the cylinder at close range
>>336814472
cuz she makes my dick hard
I wanna pound D Va
>>336814975
I have this one and I actually like it a lot. I like most of the support skins.
>>336800696
This. Sometimes the most retarded teamcomps work against particulars. I can see "pro" teams switching their picks a few times per game depending on their strategy and opponent.
Regarding the OP, I haven't figured out D.Va at all. I suck at it and usually enemy sucks at it. Any tips?
An utter disappointment to /m/en everywhere.
>>336800306
Why does she look like Anri Okita
>>336800306
>maining the most useless tank
>>336815842
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I just made a Bastion ask if everyone was specifically targeting him the entire game because I would not let him do anything as a Tracer for the whole match.
This is what should happen in every single game. I even got POTG catching him with a sticky right as he transformed into a tank. I'm not even a good Tracer.
>>336801789Winky Face ;)
>D'Va can now fire her weapons while boosting and using her deflection shield
There, now she's fixed.
Why aren't you doing your part to Make America Great Again?
>>336802521
>>336805942
>love waifus but I dont consider anyone in the roster cute enough
how
>>336816501
D.Va is not broken theres nothing technically wrong with her its that everything she can do is done more reliably by other heroes.
I see D.Va all the fucking time in games so its not like people actually think shes underpowered and needs fixing otherwise they just would not play her at all.
>>336815875
There's a lot of thirsty niggas at Blizzard
It's a shame they get trolled by SJWs occasionally.
>potg: bastion! *clip showing going in turret form and making three lazy spray kills*
>you will NEVER get POTG as Zenyatta
Fucking stupid system favoring purely offensive plays, I defy anyone to claim they got POTG with a clutch Transcendence that helped them win the game.
>>336817395
The single time I ever got a Zen POTG was in a nothing stalemate match where I orbed and killed three dudes in quick succession from behind a Rein shield.
>>336817395
I've seen a few PotGs from Robo-Ghandi, clutch Transcendence plays being the majority.
>>336817395
Never as Zen, although I did get one recently as Lucio for pulling out a pretty major ult. Was pretty weird.
>>336817395
ive seen half a million mercy potg's
>>336803903
>Second best close range DPS
>Bullet shield/rocket boost combo to close gaps with no damage taken
>Knockback from the boost to isolate healers
>Murder everyone close range
Not to mention that even when ejected her pistol has a high rate of fire, pinpoint accuracy and no damage fall off. I get most damage nearly every time I play her
>>336815698
Only push when your teammates are together with you.
>>336817395
I got Zenyatta POTG once, other team was just so shitty they didn't get any good ult kills. I was just banging those balls and got triple kill.
>be lucio
>d.va drops her ult in the middle of my team
>speed boost
>entire team just walks away unharmed
>>336815698
Play her on maps with lots of side paths
Focus on one person at a time like healers and widow makers.
Boop them with your charge attack to isolate them, unload with scatter cannons into them,if your charge isn't ready use defense matrix to block impending doom, once the charge is ready fly away and heal. That is the general idea. If your mech dies get behind cover and cheese the tanks until your mech is ready again. Don't charge head first you WILL die especially against DPS dudes.
TL;DR Flank, Fly away. Flank, Fly away....
>>336815698
Do NOT play her like a tank. She's a hit-and-run type of hero.
Dash in, shield up if they're firing at you, wait for reload, aim for the head, then dash away. You'll wreck shit like that.
Also, never be afraid of losing your mech.
>>336803070
Every goddamn time.
I don't think the hero is that overpowered, but rather the map designs are incredibly flawed. Too many chokepoints for Bastion to sit behind.
>>336819243
Thats exactly how she shouls be played only its much easier to do that with a Tracer and a Reaper and get better results from both.
>>336818692
>enemy team takes the point
>team is scattered because d. va ult did its job and created area of denial
>end up loosing because d. va got 0 kills from an ult but created an opening
You guys are all thinking of her wrong. She is not a tank. Shes a flanker that creates openings for taking points. I've had so many ults that didn't get any kills but got us into a point or through a payload checkpoint because it forces the other team to run and hide. lrn2strat idiots.
>>336820208
Yeah that's how it seems for a lot of people, but the fact that she can fly vertically makes her better for me. Shes underpowerd but she works for me. Shes essentially a jack of all trades master of none.
>>336800306
>maining a bitchy little child
>>336803903
>>can't attack while escaping
i wish you could attack while jet boosting. that wuld make her a lot more fun to play
>>336800306
I like to be useful for my team
>>336800696
this.
ur playing wrong OP
>>336816501
that would be fucking awesome. would like be playin starfox or space harrier
So is this actually worth playing, or just more slightly addictive Blizzard shit with emphasis on shit?
>>336822664
its free for all for the weekend, might as well try it out, its only like 6.5 gigs
>>336822664
Just download and make your own opinion retard
>>336806512
what did they have to do to push the exploding suit back?
i thought when you see one you just gotta run for the hills
>>336822797
reinharts charge it looks like
What some actually effective ways to flank as Dva because that seems to be the only way to rack up damage.
>>336823163
>what are ways to flank
go behind enemy
>>336801197
Edward pls
>>336823163
use jetpack to get height and go around them, most characters can't get on top of buildings
>Reinhardt/Bastion bromance
Is the turret dwarf any good?
I used him on a map once, I got like a lot of kills but I'm not sure if I did anything or if I just got a hit in
Also the enemies never killed it
In another game I got camped out of the spawn point and died every time
