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This fucker comes into the bar and smacks your date's ass.
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This fucker comes into the bar and smacks your date's ass.
What do you do?
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>I have a date
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>>336791648
Dump my date and spend the rest of the evening with omnicfu
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>>336791648
call my homeboy Genji.
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>>336791648
Press E and watch him kill himself.
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>>336791648
Well, I just teleport behind him and say "nothing personnel kid"
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>>336791648
Play widowmaker
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Ult and teabag.
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>>336791798
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Give him play of the game
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>>336791901
>teleports behind your girlfriend
>slaps her ass
>psssh "nothing personnel kid"
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>>336791648
press e
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>>336791648
Run away with my date leaving an exploding robot behind
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>>336791648
>Goes into bar
>Hides in the corner in turret form
>Slightly taps your girlfriends ass but does nothing else
>Highlight reel and most commends

Every. Game.
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How the fuck does open betafags have such a problem against bastion? I never experianced anyone complaining about bastion expect for when he had 600 hp in sentry form.
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>>336791648
Well my wingman for the night is Reinhardt and I am Junkrat so just fuck his shit desu senpai.
Plus Genji's coming later and he's scored some sick reflects, we're gonna pop a couple then get Ult'd
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>tfw playing Bastion
>Genji runs up to me
>Presses E
>Stop firing
>He then dashes behind me
>Predict it and turn with him
>Make him swiss cheese
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Use a Rip Tire AND BLOW EVERYONE UP.....yes very single squishy specimen must be exploded.
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heh... another stupid kid actin' tough...

*presses e*

tch... not so cool now....
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>>336793192
Generally because killing Bastion takes a small amount of map awareness and general knowledge on hero's abilities. New players don't get it, so they just see him as someone with a massive damage output and a self heal.
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I find it weird Bastion has two major problems on the beta.
New players don't know how to fight OR play him. You will see Genji's and Tracers simply run into him and die, and you will see Bastions forgetting they have Recon Configuration.
Bastion is actually pretty strong if you constantly change positions, and is pretty damn useful on defense.
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>>336791648
Hide behind the counter.

Seriously though, his turret form needs a nerf.
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>>336792902
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>>336793540
No it doesn't. He is very easy to counter. All he does is provides an area of which most heroes can't go in by themselves. It forces people to get their tanks or play a counter to him, which is kind of the point of his kit.
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>>336793293
>Things that never happened.
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>>336793758
It's not that hard to fight Genji as Bastion, really.
It just requires not shooting at his reflect, which is super predictable. I am more afraid of Reaper honestly, because he can just shadow in and circle strafe the turret configuration. Tracer is also an issue, but Tracer is an issue to most people besides Roadhog.
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>>336793540
>waaah he needs nerf :(

flank him you moron
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>>336793695
How much damage does it take to destroy the columns on Mei's ice wall?
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>>336793857
I've killed dozens of Bastions as Genji. Not a single one has ever attempted to stop shooting at me.
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>>336791648
I use my honed skills as a master of ninjitsu (black belt) to close in behind my opponent and unsheath my katana. He shoots at me but I deflect his every bullet back at him, killing him.
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>>336793976
Yeah because everyone in the beta are new players who don't know how the game works. What I am saying is that if you do figure out Genji's kit, fighting him as bastion isn't that difficult. The only difficult part is predicting how he will follow up his reflect. Bastion is pretty dead if Genji ults though, unless his is up as well.
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>>336791648
>Unzips dick
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>>336791648

take my date to the hospital for a broken butt
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>>336791648
Earthshatter the fuck
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>not hooking him out of form as Immorten Joe
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>>336793857
genji takes like on second to kill bastion if he reflects de bullets, so it actually becomes a bet shooting him, it's not really about skill, because even if you stop shooting before getting killed by the counter, the dash and some shurinkens are going to be the final nail in the coffin.
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>>336793875
>Camps in corner
>flank him

???
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>>336791648
Teleport behind him and kill him because Bastions are all tunnel visioning dumbasses.
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>>336796749
>get behind him
>when the map doesn't have any way of flanking him.
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>Bastion on my team on Defense
>He sits in the corner facing away from the enemy approach on the second cap point the whole time
At least it allowed me to get potg with Sym's lasers but holy shit I don't understand why he was such a pussy
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>>336797034
>the first doorway in Temple of Anubis
>Bastion is set up to just gun down everything that tries to go through them
>Reinhardt guarding it
>Mercy buffing it
>Torbjorn Turret covering it
>Widowmaker sitting in the back popping off every Pharah jump
>Hanzo spamming dragons
shit's horrifying
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>>336797642

Junkrat or D.Va faggot
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>>336797034
>Take what I think is a side route
>It leads to an empty room or back to my side.
Am I dumb or are their far too few places to flank? I love gibraltar because I can just fly over everything and to their spawn and rape them from behind
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>>336797642
you can change your hero midmatch. I don't know why no one ever does. Pharah should've switched to D.Va or something as soon as she noticed the widowmaker
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Bastion needs a slight nerf like some small spread over time or long range damage fall off, there is no reason why all his shots should be 100% accurate across the entire map.
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>>336791648
He is one of the few hard characterto play to be honest, mostly due to shit map layouts and how frail he actually is.
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Give Blizzard feedback that the stupid cunt is STILL over powered
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>>336798554
>Know the map layout, park in an advantageous spot, and kill baddies
It's not hard to play but he's meant to force tanks rather than actually kill entire teams but everyone dies because they're still bad at the game and want to play with a team comp of as many genjis and tracers as possible who aren't even attempting to flank. Alternatively have a heal/buff slut and you're good to just sit on the payload or out in the open.
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>>336791648
HE CAN FUCKING HEAL HIMSELF IN SENTRY MODE

THATS FUCKED UP BLIZZARD!
NERF THIS FUCKER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>336799373
>most heroes
>press m1 to attack
>press e to use a utility or a short burst of damage with a cd
>press l-shift to increase speed or buff allies
>bastion
>press m1 to attack
>press e to heal self
>press l-shift to do MORE damage for an unlimited period of time
The real problem with bastion is that nothing has a cd and beyond damage he is not a team player. You can solo the fucker no problem while other characters need to rely on teamwork.
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>>336791962
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>Enemy team has Bastion
>He tries to be cheeki and set up on elevated positions
>Mfw I switch to Roadhog
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>>336800090
>the elevated position is a moving platform
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>>336799373
I main Junkrat, and I've never once had a problem with him.
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>>336800090
>>336800194
>payload defense
>the enemy team manages to put both a turret and Bastion on the payload
>with a Reinhardt shielding them
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>>336800921
>manage to sneak behind them
>their mei senses your presence somehow and throws up a wall on top of the payload
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>>336800921
>four bastions
>two reinhardt
>hanzo botches his ult
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Simple way to make him balanced:

Make his turret mode fire the missiles from his ult. If you have to lower the dmg, fine whatever.

Make his ult now be his usual machinegun fire.

Bastion is fixed.

Also, Blizzard needs to cut this shit out where Ult kills are eligible for PotG.
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>>336800921
Can hanzo outrange the dwarf's turrets? They had two of them and I just got raped constantly at every angle I tried approaching them. I could get a single arrow in but it wouldn't kill them
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>>336801107


where is that pic from if I may ask?
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>>336801382
The loading tips say turrets have 40m range but good luck finding any map lets you get that far while still being able to see it.
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As a reinhardt player bastions are a pain the the arse, mostly because my team is always full on babby mode
IF MY SHIELD IS BEING PELTED BY A BASTION YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SHOOT AT HIM
NOT AT THE GENJI USING REFLECT
NOT AT THE D.VA USING HER E
SHOOT THE BASTION YOU SHITS
MY SHIELD IS DOWN, GOOD JOB
>team proceeds to run in front of the bastion while I hide behind cover to recover shield

i am mildly upset
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I die
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have my date charge him and blast him to bits
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Discord orb and slap his shit to death with my balls while he misses every shot, if he even bothers to try shooting back.
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>>336801651
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/AnimeFlux/371333/Night-Terrors-Finale
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>>336791648
>Comes into a bar
>Implying he's not just standing in the corner and getting MVP because of that
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>>336791648
reflect for easy kill
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>OH SHIT A GOLD SKIN OH FUCK FINALLY
>fucking winston

fuck

at least it's nice
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Smack it on the ass and see how he likes it
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>>336801848


thanks!
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>>336802025
Winston is awesome
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>>336793192
Because if you ever fight one that has a competent team he is by far the best character in the game.
A bastion or two and a torbjorn on that japan map is literally unbeatable, god forbid they have a tank, mercy, and a roamer.
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>>336802025
>tfw got pirate dwarf
>tfw everytime I play him my turret just gets destroyed and we lose.
Ah whatever progress is going to get reset anyways
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>>336791648
My girlfriend hits him with 3 direct hits
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>>336802248
>progress is going to get reset anyways


....what

you're joking, right?
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>>336801651

I second this.
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>all these genji fags

You're all too predictable now. I just wait for your guard to end then shred you up with my turret.
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>>336791648
Pick Soldier 76, pop a healing station, and shoot a missile from the corner before mowing him down completely.
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>>336802337
no
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>>336791962
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>>336802467
>turn on guard
>bastion stops shooting
>everyone else comes out from cover and fucks you up
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>>336802489

This, I find that Soldier 76 is a really good counter against Bastion. Killed countless of them.
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I get him to

UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND

THE CONCEPT OF Right Click
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>>336802337
it's being reset after the open beta
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>>336802025
I got Industrial Zarya
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>>336802689
I don't even counter. I just cycle 7 characters and 76 is the only offense I play. I'm slowly finding answers to everything and everyone with him.
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>Play Reignhardt
>Wait till bastion is almost out of ammo
>Option A: Pin him
>Option B: Press E
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>some match
>fucking murdering with bastion, 25+ kills
>cheesing the fuck out of choke points
>riding the payload like a sick cunt
>POTG is a quad kill that I didn't even need my ult for
>everyone gets pissed off
>"wow dude ur so good, literally click to win"
>pick bastion on the next game
>3 people leave

Those games are getting more and more rare though. Seems like people are finally learning how to counter him AKA FUCKING GET A SNIPER OR USE PHARAH YOU CUNTS
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>>336791648
>shift
>space
>click
>Q

JUSTICE REIGNS FROM ABOVE
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>>336793192
It feels awful when he kills you because his dps is god like and shreds most characters and in a 1 v 1 the immobility isnt that big of a trade off so you just feel like he has a massive advantage just for being forced to stand still. Tank mode is also frustrating in a fight because hes smaller but still nukes squishies in 1 hit
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>>336802858

Yeah, he's really good. Probably my most played character.
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>>336802781
fuck my life
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>>336802821
Why is it everyone has this fucking skin
even me
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>pick mei
>win

Her wall is absolutely fucking insane. Easily her best skill.

It's cd will get nerfed 100%
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>>336791648
hit him with a paradox
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>>336803687
Ice bitch best bitch
>Freezing that squirrely cunt tracer so she can't zip all over the place then popping her in the brain
>Stopping ults all day long
>Sniping fools from across the map
>Can heal
>Can run distraction with my invincibility ice, while that faggot reaper is waiting to pop me when I come out, our roadhog walks up and rips him in half

Ice bitch best bitch.
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>>336803115

Honestly, it's not Bastion on the enemy team that bothers me. There are tons of ways to counter one so they're not an issue.

My issue with Bastion are the fucking cunts that try playing him while on Attack.

>Rest of team running around, trying to find a vantage point to attack from to hit the contested point or payload
>Bastion is waddling around at sniper range trying to find a cozy spot to turret from
>Fight ends and team pushes forward leaving Bastion further behind, Bastion gets 6v1ed or Bastion just stays in his current turret spot, waiting for his team to try pushing again
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>>336804492
>>336803687

>Playing Defense
>Entire enemy team stacked at one door
>Ice wall it right as the match starts
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I go outside, look at the window and RYUU GA WAGA TEKI WO KURAU
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Why is Symmetra so fucking ugly?
I love how Phara looks but there's just something with Symmetras face that doesn't sit right with me.
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>>336805678
It's the smug
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I sneak up behind him and kill him because i'm Genji.
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>>336805790
She's not smug 24/7 in game.
And her porn is good too.
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>>336793857
>besides Roadhog.
maybe I'm just shit at using his hook, but it's hard to grapple her by how fast she moves man
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>Jump down from ledge and DIE DIE DIE the whole enemy team.
>They get salty about it.
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>>336802025
I got goddess Symmetra

Is there any point to playing this bitch at all
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>>336806431
Never played her but her teleporter goes a long way in helping the team out. Shortening those 10-20 seconds it takes to get back into the action really helps you keep the pressure up on the enemy team
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>>336806431
Probably one of the most underrated and misused heroes.
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They just need to make it so he can only turn 180 degrees in front of him so he can't cover his own backside without leaving sentry mode. If you let someone get behind you as Bastion you deserved the death.
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>>336806431
not really
the turrets become shit the instant they realize you have a symmetra on your team and the teleporter is locked behind ult which means you get 2-3 shots at it maximum
not to mention her complete lack of combat ability

lucio does the "move team forward" thing far better, his passive heals are way better than her shields and his gun is actually good so he isnt a sitting duck 80% of the time
and all of thats without burning an ult
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>>336806431
She can be really useful when defending points
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Lets see 'em m8
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>Activate shield as pink haired lesbo
>Bastion shoots is and powers up gun to full power
>Blast him to shit

Every fucking time.
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>>336805678
she is a streetshitter
ofcourse she is ugly as fuck
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>>336806431
last I heard she has the highest win-rate
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>>336806431
As someone in another threat stated, she's the only character that can be effectively countered simply by ignoring her.
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>>336807201
I'm just curious what facial feature it is that's throwing me off so bad.
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>>336806431
Shes mediocre. Lucio does a better job with his buffs in comparison.

Plus his gun is much safer for his play style unlike Symmetra who has to go within killing range of most characters
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>>336807182
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>>336791648
implying I have a date. HAH
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>>336807182
Winston is garbage m8
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>>336807271
It's her nose.
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>>336807271
blizzard wanted her to make realistic, thats why she looks ugly, plain as simple, there is no discussion since streetshitters are subhumans
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>>336795357
>how do i refrain from shooting genjis until they use reflect???????
>how do i tap fire once to bait his reflect???????????
>what do i do in the 8 seconds between his reflect cooldowns??????????????????????????????
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>>336807449
Say that while Im slapping your shit at 3000mph (monkey paws per hour)
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>>336791648
My date is Pharah, she 3-hits him from across the map.
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>>336807609
*pulls out dragon blade*
*dashes behind you*

heh 流石
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>>336807182
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>>336808098
Who?
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This lady walks up to your boyfriend, slings him over her shoulder, and walks away humming to herself.

What do you do?
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>>336791648

absolutely n-n-nothing. I have realized that if I'm ever in a relationship with a girl I would be the passive one aka "woman"
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>>336807182
I have only just started playing but Jet Set Hue is pretty fun
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>>336791648
Is that a RAcast?
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>>336805678
Symmetra at least has a cute hand.
>those teal nails
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>>336810056
One of the best supports in the game, next to Mercy and her godlike Q recharge rate.
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>>336795694
>doesn't know how to go from above
>doesn't know how to reflect bullets
>doesn't know how to snipe him from afar
>doesn't know how to have a tank
>doesn't know how to use hanzo ulti
>doesn't know how to go another route
>doesn't know how to just kill the guy

Admittedly some of these ideas are easier said than done but god damn he's not invincible.
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>>336806431
I had a Symmetra in one of my games with over 30 turret kills
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>>336791648
>It's a Bastian, Reinhardt, and Mercy episode
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>>336806845
lmao family statistically she has the highest kd ratio of all heros because of shitters who run in her turret traps
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>>336791648
Minehop over to him, shove a bear trap in his pelvis, and tubefuck him with roughly 3 or 4 grenades.
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>>336793192
Because he does a fuck ton of damage very quickly. So if he Bastion you are facing is a fucking retard that sits out in the open, it could be hard to counter him.
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>>336793976
The second I realized genji had a reflect I always started looking for it when I play bastion.

He may have a hardcounter skill but that doesn't mean I have to feed him my bullets.

Anyone that knows genji has a reflect and still doesn't trigger discipline bastion is a fucking scrub.
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>>336802025
>>336802248
>>336806431
>getting that junk pile shit looking gold D.Va skin.
Can you dust shit to cet more currenty in this game too?

I would like something for a character that isn't shit and 12 year old bait
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>>336793976
>>336793758
Open beta shitter are so used to playing with other shitters they think it's impossible for a bastion to outplay a genji
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>>336806105
>He's proud of himself for using a reaper Q
It's terminal.
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>>336815678
I use whatever hero I feel like playing. What about it?
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I play only as d.va, sometimes i wreck shit and sometimes i get wrecked. given how much i like d.va what are some other classes that kinda play like her? also pls remove tracer
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>>336791648
>tell him I'm the boss of this bar
>he gets intimidated and fortifies in the corner
>scatter shot his ass
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>play brawl
>enemy team gets 3 bastions
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>>336810309
Calm down Kira

>>336815429
>Not liking Junker/Scavenger D.Va
Bad taste senpai

>>336815865
Winston
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>>336811195
>characters have to be invincible to be too strong
????????????????
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Pick Genji and play this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5FmC35GIOk
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>>336793506

I'm literally retarded because I can't figure out how to go into recon mode.
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>>336811195
>go another route on an overwatch map
This is bait
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>get bootyblasted because team lost an objective because the fucking meter for Overtime lasts three years when we had it well in hand
>team literally came back and gained thirty percent and won
>say "Fuck we should have won that."
>faggot on same team reports me
>mfw

Whoops. Forgot this was a Blizzard game.
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>>336816708
The only map whose chokepoint is really oppressive is Anubis A. Most maps have side routes past chokepoints.
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>>336816828
The Britain stage's chokepoint is just as noxious. You'll be amazed at how often teams will be incapable of breaching it.
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>>336816981
once you get the car rolling it's ez mode. problem with that mapo is that teams never seem to want to push and you just have snipers standing in the back with healsluts all over their dicks.
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>>336817163
>getting head while you blow someone's head off

the ultimate experience
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>>336817163
Yeah, the trick is getting the car rolling. Once that's done the map is essentially yours. But all to often you'll have Bastion's in the back with automated fire, a Tobjorn that has a turret to greet you as soon as you bypass the wall, a Junkrat that has laid a trap that'll stop you dead if you enter through the obvious method and miscellaneous heroes actively pushing the team back.

Jesus. I'll me a Zarya's pocket healslut and the fucker will dance around unless someone else is attempting to push. Or I'll have a team with a Reinhardt that's pushing alone and no one else is covering his approach. Good god.

Also fuck Reaper. He should take damage during his shitty teleport.
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>>336816779
I call people niggers and fags all the time nothings happened to me. Try again.
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>>336817502
It's bullshit how he doesn't take damage but yet can still be healed during teleport. Also it's bullshit how d.va seems to get no invincibility frames and that her special blast doesn't go through walls. either give everyone invulnerable frames, or no one.
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>>336817779
you are a nigger faggot
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>>336817867
WOAH ANON HOLY FUCK. VIOLATION OF WHATEVER RULES ABOUT SHITPOSTING
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>>336818221
i'll violate your anus bro.
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>>336817781
Yeah it's absolute horse shit.

Also D.Va's radius on her explosion is so fucking huge I can see why it wouldn't go through walls. If it did it'd be ludicrous. I know the radius is supposed to make up for the countdown but I've been caught by that shit way too often and from a good distance away. It just swallows me the hell up.

If it went through walls it'd be broken. Perhaps more broken that it is now. I can seriously see a damage drop-off happening in the future.
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>>336818368
While you're at it, nerf Junkie's wheel of doom.

I WAS NOWHERE NEAR THE DAMNED THING
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Go play Battleborn instead.
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>>336818368
>Perhaps more broken that it is now
Its fucking shit m8. D.va is low tier as fuck.
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>>336818605
That radius though, senpai. Doesn't help that everytime I'm caught I'm playing Symmetra's fine ass. A stiff breeze could blow her the hell over.
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>>336818671
>That radius though,
Litterally sit behind a sheet of paper.
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>>336818738
I'll try that next time. Sounds like horseshit that I'm able to do that though from the sound of it.
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>play with friends
>attack on a payload map
>I sit on the payload as bastion while a reinhardt shields me
>I never have to reposition
>The payload never stops once
>get Play of the game
>7 commends afterwards
>mfw
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>>336818368
it's not broken at all. honestly i kill myself with it more often than others. also it's bullshit because why can hanzo's dragon go through literally anything while the explosion gets mitigated by fucking rice paper? the only thing it's reliably good for is getting everyone to fuck off of a point so your team can move in.
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>>336818891
LITERAL RAPE TRAIN
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>>336818891

Yeah idk wtf they were thinking. This game is dumb as shit, literally why does Bastion even exist?
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>>336819149
Hes seriously shit. I have no idea why you guys complain so much. Flank the wall with a widow.
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>>336818891
let me predict your future

>win a few games
>get matched against people who aren't retarded
>get blown up before your transform animation finishes every time
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>>336819149
Git gud

Yes I am aware that this is not the response you want to hear, but it is one that you need to hear.
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>>336819221

Ok, I'll just flank on over to Battleborn and play that instead. faggot
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>>336791648
I HOPE THIS GAME FAILS
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As a stubborn Mei, how do I counter Bastion?
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>>336819280
literally why. The game is visual and verbal throw up.
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>inb4 they nerf bastion into uselessness because casuals complain all day
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>>336819351
You put a wall in front of his smug mug and freeze him to death
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>>336819376
>implying he's not useless already
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>>336819351
if he's set up in a shitty spot you ambush and freeze him like anyone else. if he isn't you're shit outta luck

this is a rock-paper-scissor game and the only reason people complain about bastion is that shitters always play edgy ninja,reaper or cowboy characters and fail to do their job.
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>>336819262
that's exactly what did happen desu

Bastion reminds me a lot of a level 3 sentry in TF2
Wrecks noobs, but is very predictable and super easy to deal with when players reach a certain level of competence.
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>>336819370

I don't give a shit about visuals if the game has depth and is actually good. Overwatch is literally slower than nuDoom with Call of Duty TTK. OW is like entry level FPS you show to your Grandma who is on her deaths bed and wants to experience video games for the first time. I'm fucking out.
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>>336819436
That doesn't work, you can put up a wall but he'll be waiting for you to appear on either side. Her freezing doesn't affect firing speed so he can still load her full of bullets.
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>>336818891
>torb sets up a turret on the payload
>I sit on the payload holding right click the entire game as rein
>turret getting kills left right and center
>my team is going on a killing spree the whole time
>mfw i get PoTG just for pinning one zarya and hammering a lucio while the payload was waiting for a door to open
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>>336819849
I guess you bend over and take it then
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Ask my date to hook up with him for a threeway.
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>>336818960
Hanzo's kamehameha can fuck right off. It should either dissipate after a set period of time or deal less damage the further it goes.
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Melee needs to go back to 150 from the shit damage it deals now.
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>>336820047
>payload
>4 friends go reinhardt
>I go bastion
>other friend goes torb
>4 friends right click around payload
>torb set up turret on payload
>I turret on payload
>only pharah can kill us
>we kill pharah
>we win 15 games doing this

Why is this game so easy?
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>>336819805
Ok enjoy cancer I guess.
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>>336793758
I've done it a few times actually, all the bastion needs to do is wait like, two seconds and they're gold.
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>>336820582
you mean that fucking 50 it does know? You realize if it did that all flankers would be come useless.
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>>336820223
Or they could design a less broken character.
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>>336806431
Up there with the best heroes.
-hard counter's basion
-hits the top five ultimates of the game list
-point control with 0 threat to yourself
-shields for everyone

Probably the best support/one of the best heroes in the game for sure. Rediculous win rate for people who know how to play her.
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>>336797885
Because I'm not going to switch the character i am having fun playing just counter pick someone.

so that they can switch to counterpoint my counter pick. it's stupid. I'll either git gud and kill them. or we'll lose

either way i'm only gonna play junkrat
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>Your defenses when

D.va is a ton of fun to play, but calling her a tank when she's more of a flanker/tank hybrid is a bit misleading.
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>>336821093
>Hollywood
>On attack
>Enemy team has a Junkrat, Symmetra, Widowmaker, Torbjorn, Mercy, and Soldier 76
>Torbjorn has set up sentry in the corner of the attack point
>Symmetra has her turrets all along the walls on the other side of the bridge
Fuck my ass can't get past that bridge
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>>336821243
she is best class. most fun i've had in a shooter in years, tracers can go fuck themselves though.
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>>336793192
Because people want to play their special snowflake characters and die 20 times until they lose rather than switch to counter him.
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>>336820889
Oh. I didn't consider that.
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>>336791648
Deleted his system32
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>>336795694
>>336802025
Got it 2nd day
Mei will extinguish the fire in your anus
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>destroy most of the enemy team while yours is dicking off somewhere
HEROES NEVER DIE!
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>>336793293
>stop shoot as bastion
>enemy team gets free shots on you / gets a free push because you're distracted
>genji just dashes away around the corner after his reflect wears off
Gee that was hard.
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>>336821365
Really? I chase Tracers down all the time, just shield+boosto them down and light them up, and finish with a smack before they can run away.
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>>336797642
>widowmaker
>pharah
>genji or hanzo climb over shit
>junkrat blow everything up
Seriously Pharah is THE counter to emplacements as well as Junkrat
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>>336821538
Boost should double as damage. Reinhardt gets the OHKO pin but D.Va should get something out of that hella good dash beyond mobility. Or would that be too overpowered?
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>play as D.Va
>it sucks
>not having fun

What to do? Making her ulti a mech self-destruct seems to have been a mistake.
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>>336821692
Anubis on attack is tremendous as a Pharah. I love it.

Except when Roadhog's get savvy and snatch my ass out of the sky.
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>>336793305
the thing with riptire is, the more people you attempt to blow up at once, to more likely it is that someone will destroy your tire before you get to that point
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>>336791648
Jack in!!
Megaman, Execute!
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>>336821698
I think it'd be too OP, her rush already has a push effect that can really fuck people up. Pushing people off ledges or into your friends is more than enough, especially since the cooldown is short as fuck. I don't want the skill changed at all.
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>>336807449
>genji
my man
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>>336821093
How does she hard counter bastion?
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>>336807182
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This Übermensch comes into the point and pins your gf to the wall.

What do you do?
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>>336821698
Boost does damage if you smash into when you're boosting. The best strat is to push a squishy into a corner or wall then just unload flak into their grill then chase then down when they run away.

>>336821834
Yeah you can't stay airborne for that long. I kinda use her like a Genji with more upward mobility until I get behind them, then I rain hell down on them.
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>>336822447
High-five him.
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>>336791648
Bastion is like the TF2 Heavy if he had crits all the time and perfect accuracy, complete with no damage falloff.
How did this get into the game?
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>>336807182
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>nobody in this thread mains Mercy

It's like you guys want to lose.
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>>336822626
>I haven't read the thread
nigga, you a real nigga
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>>336807182
>not being dedicated
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>>336822626
>maining anything in "hard-counters": the game

I play mercy sometimes if we have a tank and need a support. I hate when my shit ass team won't protect me though. She feels incredibly weak without being baby sat.
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>>336822447
Blow his face off because his hammer has shot damage
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>>336822626
Mercy is GOAT
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>>336791901
I cringed.
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Every time I try Winston he feels completely useless. I don't know if my team just leaves me to dry every time or what but it's annoying. He feels incredibly underwhelming compared to all the other tanks.
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>>336822801
Who in the hell runs a game with no tank? Always a need for Mercy!
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>>336822447
Pin him back.
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>>336822616
>perfect accuracy
This is the problem, it's like they combined the power of a sniper file with the fire rate of a minigun with absolutely zero recoil.
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>>336822447
I play junkrat and jumpad him while he is charging.
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>>336822626
Being a Phara's pocket Mercy is pretty fun if they know what they're doing.
zip zop zooming about
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>>336823254
Don't forget the half a second reload and no spin-up time.
The moment you enter his field of view you're dead. His shots can headshot as well killing you faster than you can even notice him.
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>>336822626
Mercy is a walking healthpack. Absolutely BORING
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>be Mei
>build wall to block turret-modo Bastion
>get behind him
>freeze him
>spear his ass a few times
Barely anybody knows you get headshot damage by hitting Bastions from behind.
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>>336823546
>play McCree
>barely peek out a corner
>Bastion damages me to less than 100 HP
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>>336823624

>you will never imprgnate Mei while she tells you that this wurrd is worf fighting for
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>>336822626
Nigga please.
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>>336824084
Shut up, slut.
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>>336823624
Which is funny because pretty much every time you get killed by a turret Bastion you get the tip that explains exactly that.
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>Everyone complains about Bastion
>No one ever mentions the "99% chance to kill something if you shoot it in a corridor" luckshot
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>>336824160
>press Q
>corrdior of death wallhacks through the map
remove ultis
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>>336793192
People pretending he doens't shred coordinated teams are fucking delusional.

Even if you personally switch to counter him, you have to hope the rest of his team don't mince you before you get to him.
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>>336791648
blink behind him, slap his ass and recall away
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