Who here hype for Daggerfall
>1996 was 20 years ago
FUCK THAT NOISE
QUAKE WHEN
But I'm not even born yet!
Nigga im 6 im hyped for recess
>>336630075
I'm hyped for naptime
>>336630075
>browsing 4chan in your late 20s
thats pretty sad
>It's time to chew ass
What did he mean by this?
>So long Gay Bowser
What did he mean by this?
ahogogogaga
I am 9 and trying to figure out where the strippers are in this damn game.
>WipEout sequel
HOLY SHIT GET HYPE
>>336629949
Sorry, I played good video games.
>>336630252
>browsing it in your early teens
I was only 4 in 1996
When will we get doom 3.
I got my voodoo card. Poorfags mad. My shit's almost 3d
>1994+2
>getting hyped for new games
why bother when the greatest game of all time has already been released?
>>336630075
I'm hyped for Ritalin
>>336630252
>Underage
>>336629949
>Being excited for Daggerfall
>After the casualized piece of shit that was Arena
Normies please leave
>There are "people" in this thread RIGHT NOW that are hyped for Fallout
It's casualized shit for babies, why don't you play a real RPG like Wasteland?
Sega>>>>>>>Nintendo
>>336630863
Saturn has no games m8, if I wanted to play VF I'd go to the fucking arcade
>>336630771
>not playing Diablo
shiggy
>mfw no one else is hyped for NiGHTS...
Who is hyped for GOTY?
>>336629949
>mfw 11 years old an playin Resident Evil!
>>336630406
For you, brother.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUC4K3DsXug
does anyone actually play this shit
>>336630480
>browsing it at any age
>>336631089
My dad works for Nintendo and go it for me early. Dude it's the best game ever hands down. Wait till you play as Luigi.
I was born in 1996 :3
>>336630394
Your dad probably put child mode on, just reinstall the game, they're on the second level.
goo goo ga ga
>>336631321
Kill urself
>>336631321
I was born in 1998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9uThIBHBws
As far as I'm concerned Chrono Trigger is the best game of all time and will never be topped
>>336630252
Most of /v/ never ever experienced the internet when it was a wild frontier instead of meme NSA nanny dipshit cancer.
>>336630394
They are in like the 2nd level, couldn't be that hard to find
>>336631382
Hang urself
Who /nintendopower/ here
>>336631404
I come from 2016. You're right.
>>336630075
I'm hyped for being born
>>336631404
Who the fuck paid $70 for your copy of Chrono Trigger?
>>336631515
I rented it every single weekend until I beat it and then I think a family member took mercy on me and bought it for me for christmas.
Kids today will never know the sadness of renting a game consecutive weekends and seeing that someone deleted your save.
>>336630075
This. Fucking gonna rek the other kids at tag today. Might even call the girls gross and throw mud at them.
sorry.. my parents cant afford a computer..
I'm 4 and hyped for starting schoolWho knew I would hate it within a couple years
Who /FAST/ here?
>>336631604
Damn, I know that feeling. I did the same for FF III (VI). Rented it consecutively until I was close to the World of Ruin.
Eventually just borrowed a friend's copy and forgot to return it.
this is like the best game ever!
every game I play is like the best game ever!!
I hope I get a new console for christmas, playstation or nintendo 64 it doesnt matter they are both great!
gee whiz everything is so great and cool I love my life!!
I can't wait to grow up and be a video game designer!
>>336632140
DELETE THIS
>>336630252
jokes on you I'm in my 30s
>>336631796
>Not throwing rocks at them
I will venture here a heretical opinion: Changing a game like Doom/Doom2 to a true 3D engine is bound to make the gameplay worse. Why is that? In deathmatch, depending upon looking up and down will complicate things too much until a better way of controling the freelook than the mouse is invented and becomes widespread. In real life, 3D space doesn't present any challenge since we all have side vision, but there is no such thing in computer games, where the field of vision is restricted with the monitor frame. The 2D maps of Doom/Doom2 blend in with the limited vision angle perfectly, allowing the player to forget all about the controls and move freely, making the illusion of life even more complete. Adding an extra dimension makes it harder for a player to adjust to a new level, harder to control the game, and so much easier to lose the other player.
In true 3D worlds, camping will rule. If a camper takes a drop on you from somewhere above you, no amount of skill will allow you to retaliate with the necessary speed and precision. It is NOT what imitates real life that people are looking for in these games. What they are looking for is an alternative that is just as interesting to explore, an alternative that forces a player to develop new abilities that are just as hard to perfect as any real-life skill. The movement bugs in Doom -- the strafe-run and the wall-run -- have given it such a sweet personality. Are they anywhere near real life? No, they are not. But take them away, and Doom will instantly lose a huge chunk of its charm.
>>336631205
never even heard of it
Hey guys im from the future and this is what the new doom looks like
https://youtu.be/RO90omga8D4
>>336632325
Deathmatch is a form of martial arts, and is ruled by the martial arts philosophy. After the newbie's exhilaration from the fact that he can truly interact with that bfg-wielding avatar on his screen wears off, the long and tedious road of developing true deathmatch skills begins. Perfecting one's movement and aiming techniques is step one of the many steps on the ladder. Acquiring good strategy and learning to play advanced psychological game lies further ahead. The player in Doom2 is fragile. He can be taken out with one shot. As the average doomer's aiming skills improve, playing a defensive game becomes a must, opening up a whole new world of strategic traps and evasive manuevers.
NONE of that has been passed along to Quake, the bastard son of the same great gods who created Doom. The player in Quake takes too many shots to bring him down. Therefore, he is not afraid of the other player, and there is no need to dodge. The only weapon that can kill you in one shot, the all-powerful rocket launcher, is all but impossible to dodge (another unwanted side-effect of true 3D). To make things worse, they could only make the rockets transparent. Quake is the bad twin brother of Doom, that collected all genetic garbage that was left over. Triangles SUCK for making sprites. I could embrace the idea of a true 3D model for a missile, but for the player? Get real. He doesn't look like a human being anymore. Even the blocky chump's cry of death and waving hands do not convince me: he has got bricks sticking out of his body everywhere; he is not real. And the slight bouncing of weapons in Doom, that makes you feel like you are really running, where has it gone in Quake? Why does a weapon move back and forth in this sickening fashion in front of me? It makes me feel like a mental patient masturbating with his bazooka...
>>336630604
>>1994+2
>Not 2011-15
Do you even shiggy diggy
>>336632140
How many games systems did you design as a kid?
A relative and I designed a game system that ran on VHS tapes and, therefore, had movie-quality graphics.
>>336632140
>>336632140
Fuck you;_;
>>336632385
that's the strangest movie trailer i've ever seen
>villagers always pissed
>black death
>taxes too high
>can't afford an army
>keeps too hard to siege
Fuck /v/ how do I get good?
>>336632418
...Quake was released as a deathmatch experiment. I say, the experiment proved that all its new takes at deathmatch were wrong. Doom2 is still the game for the time being, and, unless a new game granting my above wishes for perfection will be released, is going to remain the deathmatch game of choice for a long time. Quake is, and will remain, the first game in history implemented with open architecture, allowing players to modify it the way they see fit. It is not the great idea behind this customizability that I am bashing. It is the particular implementation by particular people. Should someone create a Quake clone that looks and feels like the Doom, I will be among the first to start playing it.
>>336632487
Thats for a game its a disaster no one should like it or the fact it exists
This new game called gta will be fun for some months
>>336632493
Ohh fuck man that gave me a hard hit of nostalgia. Forgot about this game until now.
>>336632565
>Thats for a game
lol okay faggot
even if it was for a game how could anyone hate a Doom with graphics THAT good?
>>336632385
>implying 1996 DOOM fans wouldn't be hyped as fuck based on that trailer
We had no idea how slow shooters would become anon. Even gameplay demos wouldn't be enough to open our eyes wide enough to see beyond the graphics and 3d models.
We cared for different things back then
Anyone listen to this album yet? I think its pretty bad not anywhere near as good as.their debute and there is a song on it that only seems to exist for the swearing
who do you underage retards think you're fooling lol no one here is olderthan 19
>>336632960
i'm 20
GUYS I WAS JUST BORN
>>336632131
I never played that as a kid. My mom owned an nes and liked playing games. She owned FF1 and it was the hardest fucking game I had ever played, so naturally FF3 intimidated the fuck out of me and I stayed away.
>>336632723
I logged a lot of hours but never did figure out how to keep my villagers fed or happy. Eventually settled for the battle simulator mode that came with the expansion pack.
>>336632903
this album is great korn is the best band ever!
the swears are coolI have not listened to this album in for fucking ever. doing it now
Hey guys, Just got out of the uterus.
I lived in the 90's and I can confirm fucking nobody was excited for Daggerfall when it was coming out.
probably because Elder Scrolls Arena is a piece of shit.
>>336629949
So I heard Final Fantasy VII is coming to the Playstation? That's a first. And where did all the rest go? The last one I played was Final Fantasy III.
>>336633256
makes me want to check those old ass usenet logs to see if anybody actually was excited for it and what they thought of it when it came out
>>336631321
>>336631382
>born in 94
>still wary of getting called the fuck out
>>336629949
That was such an incredible year. Played SMRPG all summer.
>>336633627
I remember renting SMRPG and my brother saying not to because rpgs arent good
I was like no way it can be bad it's a mario game
I realized quickly that it was not the mario type of game I knew and loved and that it was reminiscent of those boring ass games that I didnt know at the time were rpgs, like dragon warrior and ultima.
but the game was fun as fuck and turned me on to that style of gameplay
>>336631292
>play as Luigi
fuck THAT kid
>>336633889
Yeah it was a great game to introduce people to the genre at the time.
>>336631321
see i was born in 96 too but I still feel too young to be on this site, even after shitposting for the past 6 years
>>336630021
hahah-wait
this is actually true
>>336633557
Fucking hell me too. I turned 22 a couple weeks ago. I can't call people born in 96 or 98 underage anymore.
'96 was the year most of these fags were born, op
>>336629949
I was just born so I can't talk yet. Hell, I'm barely sentient.
>>336634945
Looks like not much changes in 20 years.
Who is hyped for carmageddon?
now imagine traveling back in time and give your 1996 self a computer/console from 2016 and some graphic blander game. would "you" be hyped?
>>336639098
trick question. i wasnt even born yet in 1996.
>>336631382
Same
Lol, Nintendo is trying to brainwash stupid kids into thinking this pile of garbage Mario 64 is good, while PS1 and Saturn are full of dumbed down garbage. Least PC games are still going strong.
What will suck is if these console makers actually succeed in making these fucking dumb kids think consoles are still good and this dumbed down shit gets moved over to PC. Can you imagine a fucking Doom clone that is dumbed down so much that there's absolutely no exploration, all on rails, and tries to have some fucking integrated bullshit "story" to it? They could even make the whole first part of this pile of shit be like some in-game-engine "ride" where you ride through the setting you're going to be playing in later. That'd be fucking ridiculous.
>just got out of the womb
put me back in
>>336629949
>trusting Bethesda to make a decent game after Arena
They already fucked up RPGs with their simplified combat systems and lack of text input. How can you be excited for shinier graphics with copy-pasted environments and enemies? It'll just be dumbed down shit, even more than Arena was.
>>336629949
Literally wasn't even born yet
What went wrong?
Get your shit together FromSoft
>>336629949
I was born this year
>>336630734
you think you are being clever by using 2016 retorts in a 1996 thread? Arena was one of the most complex games of its times you fucking mongoloid millennial, kill yourself
Anyone wanna meet up on Worlds?
Anyone hyped for Symphony of the Night?
>>336630604
>not getting excited about upcoming releases
okay nerd i'll just be over here enjoying my sega saturn
you guys are gonna feel real dumb when this shit catches on and you're all stuck with your shitty playstations.
>>336642396
give it up, Sega already gave up on it, and it's only been a year
fucking Sonic X-Treme looks like it could be neat, but I don't know what Sega's doing, they dropped 32X so fast, they're effectively dropping Saturn already
unless you feel like paying out the ass for games in nip that you can't understand, since it's doing fine over theresay, anyone else notice that most of the really good PS1 games suddenly started coming out in 97, and there was fuck-all around for 95/96
I can't wait to start high school at Columbine! I'll graduate just in time for the new century to unleash a hail of new technology and riddle me with ideas and wonder!
>>336643638
Maje sure to be a complete asshole to these two always bully them and make sure to kick their ass at least once a month
>>336629949
>WAHH WAHHA WAHH, MOM POO POO
one movie
one game
one snack
one drink
go
finally fucking beat megaman x3
fuck sigma
I'm too busy shitting into my diapers to play video games
>tfwjust an idea in my parents' heads
Most of /v/ isn't born yet.
I come from the year 2016. In this year. In 2011, you will receive the 5th Elder Scrolls game known as Skyrim. Casuals will flock to it and praise it as the best game ever made. Just a warning for the future.
>>336629949
I didn't even know of Elder Scrolls back then.
Spent most of my time on consoles until 1998 when I was able to get my own PC.
>>336630252
So, child, what do you think you'll be doing past the age of 25?
>>336629949
I was too busy playing console games.
I loved my Genesis and Super Nintendo.
>>336629949
swimming around in my papa's ballsies :)
>>336644687
He looks stoned in the right picture.
>>336644775
It's called lack of sleep.
Our Mom would wake us up very early to open up gifts.
>tfw 13 and getting handjobs from my late-teen babysitter
life was good
>>336642396
>>336643431
>Saturn
>PS
Pffft, you suckers dont get this shit, when the FF7 port lands on N64 and it outsells the ps' version by 4:1 and we get FF8 as a exclusive as a result you will be begging to get on our console.
>>336645037
Tell your late teen baby sitter he was weird
>>336645037
What was his name?
>>336645091
it's gonna be like three CDs
even if they compress the video to hell and back or cut it out, the game will still be bigger than a fucking $200 Neo-Geo game on those huge-fuck cartridges that are just stuffed with ROM chips
how the hell are you gonna fit that in an N64 cart for less than $100?
CDs are cheap, it's like $2 each for a 500MB disc. N64year-olds don't seem to get this.
HOLY SHIT DUKE NUKEM 3D HAS BOOBIES
>>336645132
>>336645391
>being this jelly
lol
The only kid I knew back in 96 was this nigga who only had like 10 green army men games and nuttin else.
>>336645708
>1996
Looks like you weren't even a form of thought yet.
>>336630252
>browsing 4chan in your late 20s
>thats pretty sad
"Don't forget, you're here forever" isn't just a meme, anon. You'll understand when you get older.
>>336629949
This thread is interesting for me, since I wasn't even alive in 1996
>>336630252
what?
its just website
do you spend all fucking day on /v/ or somethig
>>336629949
i was an infant
>>336629949
Man fuk your Doom clone, have you seen the N64? That processor is 94Mhz, its gonna have Zelda in 3D.
CHANGE THE SYSTEM
>>336646010
HA! Enjoy your load times, sonyponies!
>>336637208
Cracked shareware demo, dude. Infinite time limit.
>>336645654
I was 12 and this was awesome.
>>336629949
I like to play DooM on by dad's Packard Bell.
tfw your a newborn
I'm 3 months old, hyped to suck on my mum's tittays
On a related note, I was a really fucking big baby, so I'm hyped to freal out anyone who sees me.
Playing Hexen. Hyped for Duke 3D. It has strippers, but Quake has actual 3D. Which will be better? The Shadow knows.
>>336646010
>94MHz
mate, the machine I bought last year has a Pentium 133, and I'm getting a Voodoo card soon
there's no reason to play games on consoles anymore
sure, the 64 has an architecture like those $10k SGI machines (and I'd kill to have one of those), but it's got neither the RAM or the ROM space to utilize it, and 96MHz is just okay, and you know that it's been cut-down to hell to keep it at a console price-point
and it doesn't help that even if the visuals might be more stable looking than on the Playstation, they're not terribly much more impressive, what is Nintendo doing?
like, look at fucking Crash Bandicoot, which looks better than everything I've seen for the N64
This really doesn't matter, I bet by 1999, you'll be able to play N64 games on PC, mark my words.
>>336629949
>tfw still playing my genesis
suck it nigga
>>336630252
Did you miss the "Don't forget, you're here forever" part?
>>336644296
>one movie
Dead and Loving It
>one game
Pilotwings 64
>one snack
Swedish Fish
>one drink
Surge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW1gjrBYrvE
>>336644296
>Die Hard 3
>Sonic & Knuckles
>Reese's Pieces
>Vanilla Coke
>>336629949
I prefer skyrim
Who /over30/ here?
Sony is going to dominate this generation. I just know it. Get hyped for Playstation! Nintendo is sticking with their outdated carts and Sega? Well, Sega fucked up so much I'm suprised they're still active.
>>336629949
>set just north of hammerfell
ooga booga, where da black booty at
>>336648773
damn kids need to get off of my lawn.
Shit thread. Most people on /v/ were born after 96.
>>336649293
Who 93 here?
i leave to fight chechens
goodbye, /v/.
>>336646097
Never knew there was a cracked demo for carma, but i knew there was one for gta1 demo, never got it.
Felt like an arcade game when killings were a score because of the time limit.
Best way to mass murder people was
>go to train station
>hijack train
>move backwards
>exit train
>people leave the train
>shot once
>everyone runs to the rails and dies
>enter the train
>exit the train
>more people leave the train
>shoot again
>everyone keeps going to the coner and dies
>deal with the single cop it comes from time to time
>repeatGarage opened after a few minutes when i got the actual game
>>336629949
PROCEDURALLY
GENERATED
TERRAIN
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?? BOB DOLE '96!!
>>336629949
I'm 8 and what is this
>>336647045
>>336645849
The episode of the Simpsons where that phrase was lifted is from around 20 years ago by now
>>336649375
Tail end of 92 here
>>336649549
The only reason I know that shithole is because those lunatic Boston bombers were from there
>1996 was 80 years ago
I'm hyped for being conceived
>>336653354
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT YOURELATIVELYUNDERAGE FUCK
>>336631604
I did that with FF9, although since I had a memory card for my PS1 it wasn't a big deal.
>>336632043
That game was the shit
I played with the fish-eye lense cheat on to make it look like I was going even faster.
>>336629949
goo goo ga ba goo
I didn't exist yet
>>336632903
I like itMy parents would buy my anymore of their albums after Columbine happened.
Just stopping by to let you guys know I'm 5 and don't have the internet.
>>336631478
Me too. And no, it's shit, like every RPG.
>>336630252
How old were you when you started posting on 4chan?
>>336645940
Yes.
>>336644687
IT WAS ALL A DREAM
>>336629949
who here /innawomb/?
>>336630243
I'm hyped for comin out my mommas pussy.
I'm 1 and shitting my pants. what is this?
>>336658720
>Catalog
UNDERAGE
MODS
>>336631321
Same here, mate
>tfw 500 year old dragon trapped inside a little girl's body
>nobody believes me
>can't even breathe fire
>life is suffering
>>336632960
Im 23 but only came bsck to this shithole after several years for DS3 threads, so I dont really count.
I hate these fast boards now cant keep up a conversation
>>336650032
>it's been almost 20 years since The Simpsons were good
>>336639604
>It's-a me, mediocrity!
>>336658695
>>336658720
underage b&
>>336629949
I was 14 and found out you could make a female character and take all her armor off and see tits. Shit was spank bank material.
>1982
>Behold an Elder God
>>336632243
same
>>336630394
>be 10
>mom gets duke3d for me
>get to strip club
>SHAKE IT BABY
>sister sees
>taddles on me
>mom doesnt give a fuck cause im a boy and that's what boys are supposed to like
>>336658695
>>336658720
underage b& mods please
>>336646010
>implying the new console will get a Zelda game
>implying Zelda isn't a dead series
It's been 3 years since the last game, Ninty's going to go under if they don't pull out any 10/10 games for the new system (and I doubt they'd just rehash that series again)
>>336631515
my mom got me super mario RPG for $75 at a toys r us. It was during summer. I was pissed to because the day she got it for me she forced me to go to a firemens fair in town that day.
>mother keeps noticing the dial up cable in her vagina
>keeps disconnecting it
>she's becoming suspicious that there's a Toshiba satellite w95 laptop in her womb
What do guys? I'm due in July, but I'm considering making a break for it in June.
Wish me luck dudes, pray she doesn't have me circumcised.
>>336632249
>not throwing bricks at them
>>336631089
Are you fucking kidding me? Sega does what Nintendon't
Who here SegaCD32x master race?
>>336662296
>he bought a sega CD
>AND A 32X
>1996
>owning a console
All you console children are doing is holding back progress for the adult PC gamer demographic. Choke on your mother's tits
>>336662548
whoa dude how'd you get a magazine from the future??
>>336662391
>those exclusives tho
>http://www.poprewind.com/6-sega-cd-32x-games-is-all-they-made/
Stay mad Nintendofriend. Maybe there will be a Nintendo console worth owning in 20 years
>>336662675
Do not concern yourself fellow '96er. It is that weird anomaly where print magazines could run 2 or 3 months ahead of the actual month it is published in. Anyone else remember or notice this?
>>336662740
those are some nice exclusive """"games"""" anon
but usually when I buy a game console I don't intend to use it to watch movies
>>336629949
I LOVE VIDEO GAMES
I wasn't born for another 4 years lol
OH MAN I SURE AM GLAD THAT GAMES COME OUT WHOLE AND ISNT SOLD PIECE-BY-PIECE
>>336644296
Jumanji
Sonic 3D Blast
Life savers holes
Cherry coke
im just gonna spend summer playing simcity 2000 again
>>336661145
Just wait it out, man. Shit's much easier to hide in a crib. Trust me. I can load a whole jpeg outside her shitty meatsack of a womb.
>>336632847
Hell, people were hyped for the level of graphics Doom 3 reached.
I know I clamored for the leaked alpha as well.
>>336629949
I'm lucky if I can start the game I want. Still, I'm more hyped for the new HoMM game
>>336630021
stop pretending you're over 16.
>>336644636
I don't know about the rest of you losers, but I'm gonna be an astronaut.
>>336631089
You can unlock Yoshi if you get a srecret star. I did it at home but then the game crashed and the save file was ruined.
>>336629949
>tfw reading PC Gamer and installing all those games from the demo discs
Highlight of the month.
>>336644296
Jurassic Park
Tiny Toons Buster's Hidden Treasure
Reeses Pieces
Dr Pepper
>>336649096
>implying anyone reaseoned like that as a kid in the 90s
Underage roleplaying
