>Calling a game shit
>You never played it
>Never even seen a trailer for it
Why do people do this?
>Defending a game
>You never played it
>Never even seen a trailer for it
y u do dis
>>336587145
Nowhere was anon defending it. Just asking why people are so quick to shit on an unreleased game.
i hate sony for what they did to nintendo with the ps1
>>336587230
Because it's the 4th game in a series that has remained largely the same in every incarnation?
>>336586943
its the same people who shit talk the guy in 1st place in CoD
>>336586943
Maybe because it's the fourth in a series of shitty games.
Because it's on a console/platform I don't like
This is how things go around here
>>336586943
>game
>>336587320
>I can't have fun with uncharted games because /v/ told me its a movie game
Your loss, nigger.
Because I played the first & third games, and they were generic as shit.
The games are boring casual shit.
>>336587145
Because he's paid by some faceless corporation to shill their games on an anime image board
the series is sitting at 1/3 with only 2 being good. And even that isn't everybody's cup of tea. Why are people hyped for 4 for a series with such a bad track record? And don't cite reviews, because we all know how that turned out for U3.
>>336586943
Because autism is real.
Reminder that this is the effect that the ps4 menu music has on the average person.
The menu music alone is this good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPcxXNV12lw
>>336587963
>having fuck with a movie where you have to press a every twenty minutes
Fuck off, shill
>>336588267
Every game series has a bad track record
>>336587256
>offer Nintendo a CD based console design
>Nintendo says they don't want it and fuck you out of r&d costs
>instead go with the same cartridge based design of old
>make your console impossible develop for because of the high cost of carts
>Sony takes the system design and run with it
>consumers overwhelmingly pick the cheaper system with more games
They cucked themselves. They've been making terrible choices ever since.
>poor online
>still using carts
>not keeping up with hardware
>selling the same half dozen games every generation
Nobody to blame but Nintendo senpai.
>>336587320
kinda like dark souls???
>>336588659
and they are to lazy to put a fucking story in dark souls
>>336586943
because if I can't it must be shit
>>336588659
The difference is that series has good gameplay. Uncharted is a generic TPS.
>>336588556
GTAI ok
GTAII good
GTA III revolutionary
GTA VC great, but could have been better
GTA San Andreas Amazing
GTA IV One of the only good stories in vidya, and cool tech demo
GTA V Bad SP, but best graphics, gameplay, and online.
>>336588780
yeah dark souls has good gameplay, circle around non weapon hand and roll. That's good gameplay
>>336587320
pretty much. it's TLOU all over again, people everywhere will praise the fuck out of it except here.
>>336588841
Yeah Uncharted has good gameplay. Sit behind some cover and pop out sometimes to shoot enemies with shitty AI. Maybe you'll even climb some shit sometimes. That's good gameplay.
>>336588780
Dark Souls gameplay:
1) is the boss about to attack? If yes, roll. If not, attack
2) repeat
>>336588886
that's cause this place is full of people who just want to die but are to afraid to go through with it
>>336588309
>you probably dislike it because muh movie game maymay which isn't true
>bu but it's a movie game
You sure showed me.
>>336588978
you forget everything els eit has going for it. Interesting characters,good story,best graphics every time a new game is released, awesome multiplayer etc etc
>>336589130
>Interesting characters,good story,best graphics every time a new game is released
I couldn't give any less of a shit. If I wanted any of that I'd watch a movieor a JRPG
>awesome multiplayer
hahahahahahahaha
no
>>336589130
agreed with most of what you said but you had to go and throw in good story. Have you ever seen a half-decent movie, or read even a mediocre book? Vidya stories are trash with no exception. The good thing about Video games is that you can interact with the world.
Because the gameplay is shit.
If a game has shit gameplay why even play it?
>>336589479
>Ace Attorney
>Dark Souls
>The Witcher 3
>Every game ever
Who knows?
>>336589102
Do you at least get decent money for shilling? I mean it's the same thing with every big game, a month or so before release you get some faggots starting the same threads with the same pictures asking /v/, a place where nothing except porn can be discussed civilly, to talk about your aaa game because "you like it" when everyone who has been on this site knows that all this will do is produce derogatory comments, especially with this big money rehashed pieces of garbage. And I get it, you need money, and shit posting on an anonymous image board dedicated to Japanese cartoons is not a bad way to get it, but is it worth that soul sucking feeling that must happen every time you click verify because some corporate like paid you to?
>>336589417
it does have good stories compared to most adventure games. They also up'd the tech for this game, better motion capture and all that to make it more realistic feeling
>>336589629
>shit gameplay
>Dark Souls
>Witcher 3
Are you dumb or something?
Because people from 4chan are meta-hipsters who think they are in a crusade against the popular mass of the website
"/sp/ BTFO", "/co/ BTFO", "/tv/ BTFO", "/a/ BTFO"
In an anonymous imageboard, the only way to highlight is to be a contrarian. I don't know what you expected from a website that unironically uses "normies" as a insult
btw, they may be right about Uncharted. But people dont actually analyse the material before replying
>>336589686
Didn't read.
>>336586943
Man like every game on /v/ since TORtanic.
Remember the countless threads about Star Fox?
Or The Witcher 3?
Or any other game?
>>336586943
>countless 'perfect' scores from reviewers
>endless threads on /v/
>all over every form of social media
>pic related
GEE
I CAN'T FUCKING IMAGINE WHY I KEEP HEARING ABOUT THIS GAME
>>336589874
>most adventure games
You could go ahead and say all adventure games and I wouldn't disagree. But the fact is that there are no games with good stories when compared to other mediums like film and books.
>>336590146
well those mediums have been around alot longer than vidya, give it sometime and I bet vidya starts to compare to some of those
>>336587230
Reinforcing your own preconceptions makes you feel more secure.
That being said, I´d wager that most people shitting on it DO have seen a trailer or played the previous games which were not amazing either.
>>336590139
>most popular game of the month comes out
>Why are people discussing it?
>>336590298
I doubt it.
Video game stories are actually getting worse.
You'd have to be a knuckle dragging retard to think this generic shit has a good story.
>>336586943
From what I've seen and played on the demo I can say is the exact same shit they have been doing, didn't liked 1,2,3 certainly 4 won't do the difference fucking NDshill.
>>336586943
You want me to be honest your money grubbing, big nosed, second level kike shill? I will never even consider playing this game because your happy merchant sub human jew overlords keep sending you maggots to post these shit threads
Fuck off
>>336590364
>most popular game of the month
Considering the demographics of /v/ I highly doubt it. It's just sonyggers trying hard to force this generic TPS as the next big thing this board will be spammed with for weeks.
>>336586943
Not defending uncharted, but this shit bothered the FUCK out of me with Overwatch:
>In Closed Beta
>Post about it here
>People who haven't played it shit post
>Argue with them, proving them wrong
>They just call me a "blizzcuck" or imply I'm shilling
>Open beta comes out
>Suddenly the response is really positive, by and large everyone is enjoying it
>>336590298
They might get better, but in order to do so they would have to remove more of what makes video games what they are. There's a reason why Uncharted, TLOU, Heavy Rain, Ellen Page game, Until Dawn, etc are considered to have good stories in comparison to other games, and at the same time criticized for being movies with quicktime events.
But I HAVE played it...
>94 on metacritic
>implying salty pkuks and Nintendrone opinions matter more than objective and unbiased analysis done by critics
>inb4 baseless allegations against critics
>>336591143
>objective and unbiased analysis done by critics
>>336591390
Called it
>baseless allegations
>>336591143
Don't forget, reviews only matter when it's convenient for trolling.
>Start as young Drake and jump around a orphange fallowing Bro
>Bro bought a bike and is planning to leave town to work, Drake is sad
>Time passes
>Start in Panama jail
>Guard is payed so Drake can look for pirate loot
>Find a broken cross
>Something goes bad
>Brother gets killed
>Escape
>Work diving job in 'Merican town
>Get dat copper
>BROTHER SHOWS UP UNDEAD
>Says drug load help escape and needs your help to pay him back
>Go with him to Italy to get a non broke cross
>Cross says go to Scotland
And that's where I am now
>>336587963
>ask why people complain about game
>give reasons
>lol get fucked nigger
Go kill yourself
>>336591954
Keep drinking the Kool-Aid.
>>336592098
>Payed
>>336588659
There's enough depth to the core gameplay of Souls that just having new levels and bosses is a worthwhile experience. The core gameplay of Uncharted is as basic as it gets. Shooting a dude in the face is exactly the same in Uncharted 1, 2 and 3. What does 4 do to set it apart?
>>336586943
>wrong, I saw a trailer
>>336592278
Nice tinfoil hat
>>336587963
>I can't argue your point so I'll make one up that I can
>>336589024
Uncharted gameplay:
1) Are you shooting the bad guy? If no, shoot
2) Climb that ledge
>>336592726
The fuck does that have to do with shitty reviewers giving way too high scores to shitty games?
>>336592259
>implying le movie game posters have ever tried it or should be taken seriously
No.
>>336587963
It's bad because its a cover shooter with back cover shooting
For fucks sake !
>>336592937
They don't
Those scores are fine
They just don't align with your contrarian world view and hence to justify your shitty taste you wear tinfoil hats and view critics from a position of undeserved skepticism where they're all paid, etc.
>>336586943
I don't have to have played a game to know if it's shit. With my massive brain, reasoning ability and not being a complete fucking retard, I can tell if controls are shit or if it's going to be a QTE trash fest.
If you've any experience with games, you don't need to play them anymore to tell what you're going to like and why or why not.
And then? You fags still aren't happy. You're all "but you HAVE to play it"
so I give it 10 minutes, and it sucks.
>how do you know it sucks you only gave it 10 minutes
so I play for an hour
>it can't be SO bad if you played it for an hour
FUCK YOU YOU GOAL POST MOVING PIECE OF SHIT
>>336587320
Why fix what isn't broken?
>>336588267
That's /v/ opinion, this conformist bullshit is worst the emo trend.
>you like what!
>Lemme tell you why you a faggot nigga
>Now conform with me nigga
You've succesfully infiltrated /v/ now too shitpost.
>>336593052
That's a valid complaint. I disagree, but I can at least take you seriously unlike the 'movie' posters. That's all I'm saying. Personally I'm more hype for the multiplayer than the story itself.
>>336593071
I never said they're paid. I just believe they're shit and absolutely not qualified to score games. Also probably a lot of peer pressure involved. No one wants to run that website that gave an overhyped game a bad score.
Keep playing your cinematic cover shooters though. I'm sure you're enjoying them.
>>336593282
You certainly implied that when you green texted the part where I said critics opinion are unbiased and objective
And even if you didn't , your new arguments are even worse
>I just don't think they're qualified
They wouldn't have been hired by the websites if they weren't
>peer pressure
Already fallen flat when the critics tore into Star Wars Battlefront 3,Quantum Break, Order 1886,all had rabid fanbases,especially Sony fanboys about the Order,but critics didn't hesitate to trash it
It's 66 on meta
>>336592893
So we're in agreement that both Uncharted 4 and Dark Souls have bad gameplay, what's the issue here?
>>336593903
What has good gameplay in comparison?
>>336594110
God Hand barring the movement.
>>336593851
>Star Wars Battlefront 3, Order 1886
Those were shit for completely different reasons.
>>336594430
And both got shat upon by critics
>>336594395
I'll check it out
>>336586943
I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF NATE DIES AT THE END OR NOT
>>336594545
Couldn't give a shite about that nigger
I'll cry if Sully dies
>>336594525
It's a little iffy at first but the ability to customize your combos and the game's difficulty adjusting a bit while you're playing makes it great. It's just that the movement is fairly clunky so it holds it back.
>>336594597
>not a single word about gameplay
pure poetry
>>336586943
It's shit.
>>336594708
There is.
I deleted the word gameplay just 1 word. And you get this.
>>336594395
I meant current games, like wastelander 2 baring crashes/divinity. Both solid gameplay I'm looking for more.
>>336595065
What genre are you looking for?
>>336589968
normie detected
>>336594616
they've already wasted that bait on U3
Uncharted 4 is fucking shit lol sony sucks buttholes
>>336596502
what the fuck Jimmy, you skipped school for that?
>team makes two pretty good games
>third one is given to another team and is shit
>fourth is the original team again and is purported to be the best one as well as a suitable send off to the ending series
Gee, where have we seen this one before?
>>336586943
>Never even seen a trailer for it
Come the fuck on. At this point there's plenty of material for Uncharted 4 and other games. People can easily base their views on those.
Hell, usually when something is announced at E3, some gameplay is shown there too. Sure, it might be bullshotted, but should be representive of what final product will be like, so people can draw their conclusions from what they're shown.
If it happens that no trailer or gameplay is shown, you can look at past record of the developer or franchise, and judge the newly announced game based on those.
>>336586943
Anything Sony will automatically have /v/ seething with rage.
>>336588595
Carts are inherently better and always have been. Third parties being jews is the real problem.
>>336587145
/thread
>>336597031
People are pretty excited for Nier 2 and plenty of other games on Sony consoles.
Maybe it's because those threads are actually made by people sincerely interested for the game, and not faggots who want to start shitflinging fights.
>>336597286
>refrain from claiming something is bad without having played it
>defending
>calling something bad without having played it
>totally fine
>>336597596
With lack of demos these days, what should people base their views on? Just buying everything to see if the game is shit?
>>336597910
You can see the entire game on youtube a few days after release, there's also a few decent reviews that talk about performance.
Your argument hinges on the premise everybody would've never known how it plays since they must preorder / get it on launch day or never play it at all.
>>336598241
>You can see the entire game on youtube a few days after release, there's also a few decent reviews that talk about performance.
And based on those you can tell if the game is bad. I don't see the problem.
>>336586943
Because i know shit when i see it.
>>336598408
the problem lies on the fact the game still hasn't launched yet and most reviews up now are shilling the fuck out of it.
>>336586943
Come to /v/ to discuss video games, why do people do this?
>>336586943
I only need to see who made it to know its going to be an interactive movie :^)
>>336596971
UC3 wasn't shit, retard
>>336597450
This, anyone that thinks shitposter care about platform wars are fooling themselves. They only care about keeping the board a faggot ass bitch fest no matter what thread it is.
>>336597158
>it's third parties fault that carts are more expensive for significantly less storage
Did you enjoy $70 games for the n64 or do you not remember that?
>but muh load times
Turns out load times are zero when you have no games.
>calling a game shit
>a game shit
>game shit
>game
>>336599564
sure it was
the only decent part was when the pirates captured you
all those flashbacks were boring, chasing that dude was obnoxious as fuck and the desert part dragged for far too long.
>>336599976
>boring
New Cod is out soon, don't worry
>>336586943
>hyping a game
>never played it
>trailers
o i am laffin
>>336587145
muh corporation of choice! typical sony bootlicker mentality.
>>336600087
>futuristic shit again
no thanks
>>336589968
Normally I'd agree.
But the whole uncharted series is a steaming pile of shit, and really doesn't deserve the acclaim it gets. And well,
Not to use the "normie" word, but that's the best word to describe idiots who want this generic piece of shit with garbage gameplay and prerendered graphics that impress people who never have owned a PC. Instead of all the fun jak and Dexter/crash games we could of had instead.
>>336600289
Jak had nowehere else to go, it should have died at 3 while it was at its prime.
Jak X was shit, Lost frontier was an abomination and that Daxter PSP game was just a bargain bin PSP exclusive to attract sales during the system launch.
as for Crash, as long as he stays in Activision, there's nothing Sony can do about it unless ND gets a serious overhaul in their mentality, because I sure as fuck don't want the Uncharted team shoehorning cinematics on it
>>336586943
Every Uncharted has been a critical darling for no special reason. They're such vanilla, safe video games. ~10 hours of accessible, generic gameplay and a Brendan Fraser adventure storyline. I have no idea how Naughty Dog gets these reviews. Who do you know that lives and breathes the Uncharted series?
inb4 "you just don't like it because it's a PS4 exclusive", I love Bloodborne and own a PS4. I just really think these games are dull and their critical success reflects that the issues /v/ had with video game journalism during Gamergate still exist.
>>336601160
Right because SJW were a thing in 2007 right?
>>336601512
I'm drawing out the facet of Gamergate that took issue with games like God Hand getting panned while forgettable games like Uncharted got "10/10! It's like ok I guess but HOLY SHIT IT LOOKS GOOD ON HD TVS!".
>>336586943
>Why do people do this?
Because you have to look cool on the internet so you will fit in.
http://www.dualshockers.com/2016/05/05/uncharted-4-a-thiefs-end-review-a-gorgeous-and-emotional-love-song/
>10
Well that is another website I can never use again.
>>336601160
>their critical success reflects that the issues /v/ had with video game journalism during Gamergate still exist.
such as?
because it doesn't necessarily come from journalists asking for politically correct sterilized games, or for overly praising it for being written by a woman, but rather because of the old usual press shilling that always happens everytime a high profile AAA franchise is about to be released.
this is never going away, as long as companies' marketing teams can make deals with websites for hyping the fuck out of their coverage.
>>336586943
I think after 3 failures you can assume its going to be shit.
I want my $15 back
>>336593136
Uncharted was/is broken by dull game design
>>336601863
I never understood why the whole industry, fans, devs, and publishers, could never just stop caring? I never gave a shit about review scores
>>336601974
have you ever considered the possibility that scores don't represent a game's "perfection" compared to every single title in the whole industry, but rather as a meter of satisfaction of that reviewer or his estimate on how close that game has come to achieve what it sets out to do in its premise?
how the fuck can an opinion be wrong? it's perfectly plausible to have an opinion based on ignorance or dishonesty and be able to point that out, but it seems 10/10 is automatically considered that regardless of intent.
I played Uncharted 1
I played Uncharted 2
I played Uncharted 3
I played Uncharted Vita
Unless it goes free for PS+, I will not play Uncharted 4, because at this point I ASSUME it's shit based on the previous titles.
>>336590364
>most popular game of the month
???
Overwatch and Doom will both be more popular on /v/
>>336601974
>What makes this game great isn't the gameplay, but the emotional story and believable characters who never stop talking and making snarky quips the whole time. The gameplay actually has noticeable problems, but the cinematography and acting are top notch.
This is what I got from this review. Watch a movie you stupid fucks. Actually, watch whatever shitty pseudo movie TV show that is airing on HBO that the west is obsessed with, because that is exactly what this series is.
>>336602537
The idea behind criticism of literature, film, art, whatever is that you build a society that furthers the medium. Video game journalism actually causes the medium to regress when it hands economic success to dull shit like Uncharted and forces studios like Clover to shut down. Why don't we see games like Killer7, Okami, and God Hand as frequently? Well there you have it.
>>336602583
>how close that game has come to achieve what it set out to do in it's premise
Sure if this is the measure then it's a 10/10
Ripped off tomb raider beautifully!
>>336587320
And so has every Souls game yet /v/ and everyone else praises it.
Such a dumb thing to say, any video game sequel is going to mainly be the same game with extra features that weren't in the previous installment.
>>336603031
there you go.
>>336602879
Uncharted is SUPPOSED to be cinematic. Hell, I don't doubt there's a lot of fans out there who consider the gameplay sections a hindrance.
>>336601974
Wait, are you honestly telling me you used dualshockers before?
It's literally one of the biggest sony shill sites on the internet. Next to Neogaf and N4G
>>336602879
>>336601974
So basically it's a Joss Whedon movie?
I'll pass. That overrated hack needs to die.
The people who like Uncharted are the same people who obsessed over Breaking Bad and Big Bang Theory. Why is western media so shit nowadays?
I bet they "celebrated" may the fourth like the disgusting millennial memers they are. I bet they are excited for the next episode or season or whatever the fuck of game of thrones.
They probably liked TLoO, Skyrim, Fallout 4, and genuinely think YOU CAN DO LITERALLY ANYTHING in No Man's Sky.
Also they liked Batman Vs. Superman
Stupid people, basically.
>>336602934
Sure, but James Bond will always kill the box office, be great !movies, AND get shit reviews and no academy award. I mean artsy shit like spotlight can win an academy award while star wars laughs their way all the way to the bank no fucks given.
Vidya needs to be like that.
>>336603213
There are plenty of cinematic games that don't have braindead platforming and nerf gun shootouts.
How about they make a great game, or a great movie, or anything that isn't a fucking waste of time.
>>336602934
press coverage doesn't affect a studio's funding by the parent company.
Capcom didn't trust Clover enough. A company isn't entitled to free positive press coverage and games aren't entitled to big sales numbers.
you can't hold the press responsible when these projects end up stillborn, regardless of quality.
>b-but Okami got a second chance
they screwed up the controls BIG TIME and didn't make any improvements at all, besides a small increase in resolution
>>336603534
nice review bro, but apparently lots of people consider it a great movie that happens to have a few interactive parts
>>336586943
It's fucking Uncharted. It's the same shit since the first one.
>>336603674
>"Hey gamers! Jessica Chobot here on the Gamestop Mountain Dew®: Destiny Grape Blast Channel dropping in to give you the scoop on the latest EPIC adventure in the Uncharted™ series! Make sure to pick up the day 1 special edition and get the official blonde Drake dlc!"
If you're not sort of taken aback by how blatantly corporate and shallow these games are, you're contributing to the problem.
>>336603484
congratulations, you just found out that normies exist and they're the lowest common denominator that any entertainment company gives priority, not the "hardcore fans" that they talk about in marketing
>>336604957
of course I'm taken aback, but what can you do about it?
are you going to deconstruct the whole concept of marketing among society and reshape the entire industry? they've got money and whole departments that work to push that on everything they're selling, that's just how it works on capitalism m8
>>336605260
There's plenty of money in the music and film industries but criticism tends to be more sophisticated. Even though normies devour mass-appeal trash, they don't typically get shilled by professional critics. Fuck, even the biggest hack in music or film criticism looks like Roger Ebert or Anthony Fantano compared to major video game critics. It's just so odd to me how in bed they are with the industry.
>>336603484
>Why is western media so shit nowadays?
Liberals.
>>336605843
that's just because there is no incentive at all in the gaming press to hire preople graduated on journalism and associated areas, which are taught on proper ways of making analysis.
that's why you have to be selective on the gaming websites you choose to follow, because some are more than willing to fill their ranks with hacks that post walls of self-indulgent schlock and clickbait, rather than having decent professionals.
>>336603484
>breaking bad is a bad tv show
I know people try to be contrarian here but this is just excessive. What sort of insufferable asshole do you have to be to think that its shit?
