Mei is for ____
Mugs of hot chocolate and passionate snuggling on cool winter evenings.
easy killing
she needs a buff desu, played about 100 hours throughout the beta and all Meis are fucking useless
>>336579765
You're just bad then, Mei is best hero
Mei is literally built for sex.
rough dry anal
>just fuck both teams up at the same time, the character
Slot waster.
>>336580004
I don't play her, I judge her by how easy it's to kill her
>>336579517
I forced myself to play this game for about an hour and damn does the game feel bland and empty, I really tried to like it.
>>336579765
Mei is a good attacker, despite being labeled as a defender.
>>336580557
She needs three seconds to freeze someone.
Good luck killing anyone who's not a retard.
Mei is for literal niggers
>>336579517
Rubbish bin
>>336579517
winning.
>>336580669
>he doesn't know about flanking
>>336580669
>stand behind a reinhardt shield as mei
>mercy is healing me
>freeze 4 people and result in a win
HAHA USELESS IT TAKES 3 SECONDS IN A GAME WHERE YOU CAN KEEP SOMEBODY ALIVE WITH A HEALER AND A TANK :^)
>>336579517
>got mei's "Frosty :)" cinematic
>implying I will ever get a best play with her
The whole best play thing is retarded anyways. Not even an option to skip that shit.
>>336580669
>She needs three seconds to freeze someone.
>Good luck killing anyone who's not a retard.
The wall is what makes her extremely useful when attacking.
Her ult is extremely good vs dug in positions or create space for her team.
She has long range and short range attacks and can be very annoying for any slow moving hero to deal with.
She is tough to kill and has solid sustain.
>Soldier 76 players
>Widowmaker players
>Roadhog players
>>336580913
>Russian steroid machine ults
>Runs in and uses my cute little gun
>Kills them all
ez.
WHO CARES ABOUT THIS SHITTY GAME. JUST POST LEWDS.
>>336581052
you got it family
>>336580913
>>336580669
Half of the cast can KILL 90% of the characters by pointing gun at them for 3 seconds.
Why the fuck is this even an argument?
>>336581180
because she can hit 6 people at the same time and freeze all of them without even reloading. Half of the cast cant get an entire team killed without reloading and without an ult--mei can.
>>336579517
Fattening up
being part of a Tf2 copy, worse than the original game.
>>336581180
Mei is great vs tanks because most heroes can't kill them quickly. She only needs to aim at them (very easy to hit with) while kiting and slowing them. Once they freeze she can deal a shit ton of damage with head shot spikes.
She can also dodge tons of strong skills the enemy has when she freezes herself.
>>336581052
>>336581515
that is just disgusting
Just because your fat doesn't mean you can post that shit you know
thats not even high test meme, it's just fat
>>336581304
Why are 6 characters not attacking a squishy cunt who is up close and obviously the most dangerous one for whole 3 seconds? Why are assassin characters not focusing her?
The freeze does barely any damage on itself too so why are you speaking as if Mei is doing it alone?
>I've got you in my sights
Wall
>It's high noon
Wall
>[Old man being propelled by rockets noises]
Wall
>Justice rains from above!
Wall
>Die die die
Wall
>Nerf this!
Wall
She is for carrying your shitter team and getting absolutely no credit for it.
>>336581603
its about positioning. your only argument is "hurr they can just kill her"
>>336581801
The list goes on
>enemy widowmakes camping
wall
>bastion camping
wall
>hanzo camping
wall
>torbjörn and his turret
wall
>enemy trying to escape
wall
>ally being chased
wall
>mercy healing a target
put a wall between them so one is cut off
>junkrat wheel
wall
>>336581582
SHE'S FAT
>>336579517
Nerfing
>>336582325
I wasn't prepared for this deal.
>>336581801
>Set up a wall to flank the team on Koth
>Catch 3 in my ult, and pick off 2 more after it ends and cap point
>Pharah gets the potg with an ult that kills less off the point
Its also hard getting votes after a match when you're not a "m-muh KD" character
>>336581801
>>336582231
WHERE IS MY MEI WEARING A TRUMP HAT?
>>336582803
In your anus.
>>336583282
oh that's nice.
>>336583282
is that another needlessly sexist butt pose? Time for Blizzard to step in and sex it up even more
>>336583874
She's farting.
Best girl.
>Play tutorial
>First thing you do is watch Tracer
>Second thing is follow behind Tracer looking at her ass
ok
You'd take her out for a doughnut date, right /v/?
please give me an overwatch girl to fap to
>>336584285
>impying
>>336582325
>Chinese
>Pink nipples
>>336579517
Mei is for friends who do lewd stuff together
U is for /u/ and /v/
N is for anywhere and anytime at all, down here in the safe [for work] blue /v/
This Mei your watch begins
Anal Watch
>>336584430
How many donuts tho?
>>336584246
what do they smell like?
>>336584285
more like ignore-able bullet sponge
>>336584752
Well, she looks like she could put quite a few away.
>>336581582
You are literally gay
>>336584805
Like this.
>>336585131
I'd pay to see that
>>336579517
being overpowered as fuck and generally being best girl over all
>>336585131
The more the better. She needs the extra bulk when she is in the cold.
>>336579517
>Mei is for ____
Girls to cosplay as so I can beat my dick.
>>336585552
we invented clothing for that very long ago. So you can take off the extra when you're in a warmer place
>>336585821
are you sure? I think she's hellishly difficult to cosplay, since there's a dangerously thin line between thick and fat, and her body shape seems to be quite ... lucky. Also, very easy to get that face wrong
>>336581515
>>336584805
5-Gum
>No "Build wall!" emote
>No "You have to go back!" taunt
missed opportunity tbqh
>>336579517
Breeding obviously.
>>336585930
>very easy to get that face wrong
>>336586253
that face IS wrong. Looks nothing like her, and kind of desperate.
>MFW OVERWATCH IS ALREADY FUCKING DEAD
GET FUCKED BLIZZ SHILLS
>>336579517
What fucking language does she speaks? it's annoying as fuck. It reminds me of like a guinea pig or something
>>336586253
Has Inuit confessed her true feelings to Kaceytroll yet?
>>336586465
isn't she Chinese?
>>336586062
God damn it you're right.
>>336586465
MingLee
>>336584539
Watch more korean porn.
God Symmetra is ASS.
Teleporter being her Ult? What the fuck?
Her shield blows, her gun blows, her HP blows, and the turrets are ALREADY old news that everyone knows to just shoot a couple times.
This character shouldn't be in Support. She shouldn't be in the game.
>>336587995
>Her shield blows, her gun blows, her HP blows
the most important thing is, does she blow? How well?
>>336579765
>Easy killing
>Needs a buff
Wat
She can wall you off from your allies, freeze you, then EZmode icicle headshot you down. Then when your team mobilizes to catch the point, she pops her ult, icicles a few more, and at any time things get hairy she can just self heal.
god this game is so easy it's boring. haven't lost a game yet.
>>336587902
They use bleach to make their nips pink
>>336581180
None have that hilariously huge slow debuff and can disengage about as well though.
>>336582742
Its that sole reason I only give votes for healers and support.
>>336581801
fukken saved, thank you anon-kun
>>336581582
>he calls that fat
Are you twelve
>all those delicious 3d futa videos
thanks Blizzard
So Widowmaker /isn't/ a Dark Elf. She's blue because her heartbeat's frozen and she isn't getting proper oxygen in her blood or something.
Explain Torbjorn.
>Mei gets revealed
>people go nuts saying she's a tumblrette
>few months later
>everyone suddenly wants to bang her
What happened?
>>336590162
2muchdorffortress
>>336590324
All I remember is the "THICK!" spam. Zarya is the one that got all the tumblrette spam, for good reason.
>>336590324
SJWs have literally invaded this board
>>336590464
I don't understand the hate for Zarya. You get 4 waifu material girls and then you get one butch and all of /v/ says it is a terrible shit design.
No different than feminist who cry foul over overtly "sexualized" characters
>>336590662
>You get 4 waifu material girls and then you get one butch
That's exactly the problem. It's a token design, included for inclusiveness. Bit of a general problem when you have excessively stereotypical characters. It's easy to spot the odd one out, or the defining trait they used on their check list
>>336590662
Don't tell them the truth anon.
>>336590662
Zarya is waifu material, just for a specific fetish group. It also happens to be a bit of a dumb gender equality stereotype, which does not make things any easier.
>>336591080
The only thing that puts me off is the pink dye, thank god there is a normal brown recolor
Sorry, i like my fit dykes to look "normal" instead of "90's alt"
>>336580364
Every character is easy to kill.
Post more Mei please.
>>336584285
>Worst tank
>Skeleton
>Womanlet
lmaoing at your life
>>336591839
>Womanlet
that's not a bad thing, ever
>>336590324
Mei is CUTE and round and curvy.
>>336590990
So she has to be attractive?
I still don't see the problem. What would have made her a better character? Not being an ugly dyke? I thought her design fit her excessive stereotype well.
>let's make a female tank that carries a huge gun
>oh yeah let's make it so she's buff because she is lugging a large gun around
>but we have to add SOME Feminity to her, pink hair
>>336582325
lmao she looks like she has the tiniest arms ever.
>>336584805
like a diet of chinese food with plenty of pork and onions
>>336584430
Her donut is more than enough for me.
>abandoning y our true love
when d.va gets buffed and all these losers start hopping on
remember that she chose you first
>>336585273Why hasn't someone changed the 7 with a 9 yet?
>>336592438
trump did
![mynigga[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ImJvyHr.jpg "mynigga[1].jpg")
>>336590464
>Zarya gets all the tumblr SJW hate
>No one plays her
>Turns out shes one of the most fun heroes to play
Shielding people from Reinhardt pin then proceeding to get maxed charged and cutting people into laser cheese followed by a wombo combo ult is some dank shit.
>>336592468
what role would a trump-a-like "hero" take on in overwatch? And what would their look, guns, and abilities be like?
>>336590324
>Acting like people didn't immediately want to fuck her
>>336592583
>fatass loser with a pea shooter who gets 6 months of hype and then loses
he'd be better as an april fools trailer
>>336592725
haven't witnessed any of the tumblr drama, for reasons. First time I saw Mei on screen though, looking at the camera, eyes darting around nervously, I wanted to hug, fuck and cuddle that cutie. I don't care about the game, but that design, and especially that animation, is perfectly tailored to be fappable.
>>336592880
also, I still need a webm of that
>>336586253
>>336592380
>Ask a pro who he thinks is viable and who is not.
>He replies that EVERYONE is viable EXCEPT for D. Va.
>Cry a little. Then realize that I play at such a shit level that even D. Va can be ok.
Sometimes it's good to be shit. But I do agree with the guy, D. Va does nothing that the other tanks can't do, and across the board they fulfill the role better than her. Shooting your weak arm cannons should not slow you. It's ridiculous.
>>336579517
Mei is forle confuse fat with thick meme x'''''ddddd fuck off tumblr
>>336593306
She was built for Mei cosplay.
She better be buying a blue parka and boots.
>>336579517
groping. and sex. mei was made for r34 and facesitting>tfw mei will never sit on your face.
