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THIS FAT BITCH NEEDS A NERF A S A P
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THIS FAT BITCH NEEDS A NERF A S A P
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Nerf her fucking ice wall timer
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>>336542754
The real problem is the map design. Japan has, what, one chokepoint? Thick thighs over here absolutely dominates some maps.
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STUPID FUCKING BITCH
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>blizzards makes a bunch of characters, one of them is loved by fatties despite not even being fat
>it's an overpowered piece of shit
>they nerf her
>fatties go on a sugar fueled frenzy screaming "fatphobia" all over the social medias

It'll happen, screenshot this
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FUCKING SJW'S
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She's not fat, she's THICK
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>the fatfuck character slows other people down
>hides in her safespace so no one can hurt her
>blocks other people from having fun
Thanks blizzard
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>>336542683

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE THICK
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I want to fuck that arctic whale blubber until it has a heart attack thereby turning her into a dick vibrator intensifying my ejaculation to the point that it shots out a kills a polar bear
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>>336543426
>one of them is loved by fatties despite not even being fat
She's thick, like people say she is. Do you need a black guy to explain it to you?
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>>336543426
> not even being fat

Are you blind? She's fat, she's just not american fat.
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>>336543857
No, keep your mother's boyfriend out of this
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mei is disgusting, where are the nudie webm's for my boo D.Va
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>>336543759
Woah
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>>336543798
sauce please
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>Entire enemy team picks fat snowbitch
>my team literally can't do anything cause we are all frozen or blocked off

B A L A N C E D B L I Z Z A R D
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>>336543949

No one cares about your korean doll.
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>>336542683
>role: defense
>it's a character based around immobilizing enemies so you can shove icicles through their fucking skulls and making wallls so they can't run
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>>336542683
thats not tracer or bastion.

also the turrets can rotate way too fucking fast
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>>336543759

Like a physical form of pottery
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>>336543981
that was us just now
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>>336543981
On hollywood, right?
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>>336543981
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>Pick up bastion, mercy, and the guy with the shield and the hammer.
>Completelly dominate any opposing team in a 3vs6

Thiccgirl is good against retards that get picked off alone.
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>>336543759
Bravo, blizzard
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>>336544101
Yes
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>>336542683
>another nerf thread
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>>336544265
a-MEI-zing
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>>336544063
>>336544101
Nah, it was a few hours ago on ps4. They all eventually changed into the meditating robot the next round and lost
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are real life thick girls this cute? goddamn
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>>336544895
thick? yeah

fat (like most of them actually are)? no, because they don't have cute little faces like in this drawing, they have fat nasty faces
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>shitload of health
>CC is off the chain
>wall build is broken on some maps
who is responsible for this mess?
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thanks /fit/ you guys are the best!
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Mei is a pretty chill character
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>>336545068
I wonder which country this was filmed in
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>>336543916
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>>336545068
At least they're trying.
Instead of stuck in bed downing several liters of pepsi every hour.
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>>336543916
SAVAGE
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>>336545593
the fuck are you shaming them about shitlord (mods pls ban him)? they are HIGH TEST
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>>336545727
What?
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>>336543916
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>>336545593
Nah, they're not trying. This is a fetish video.
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>>336545795
memes son
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did they take out the ass and tit physics?
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>>336546193
no
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>>336546306
sweet
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>>336546348
Would marry far left girl
2qt5me
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>>336542683
>Loses to Mei
>Could learn how to git gud
>Complains on /v/ instead

I'll enjoy shoving my icicle up your ass.
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>>336542683
After completely stopping the other teams advances on A. At the end of the match someones shouts

"I WANT TO CUM ON THAT FAT BITCH"
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>>336545068
THICC
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>team refuses to switch hero to actually get a win

FUCKING CALL OF DUTY PLAYERS I FUCKING SWEAR
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>can die in 2 shots
>takes 2 and a half freezes to kill someone
>overpowered
fucking get gud scrubs.
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>>336542683
Are you kidding? She can't do shit on her own, her damage sucks and is slow, her ice walls go down very fast. The Ultimate is good but that's it
You need to be a legitimate retard to get killed by her
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>>336542683
She's useless outside of momentary diversions. Her m1 is hilariously unusable.
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>All these Meifags implying she is balanced
Hope you guys get a cancer. This shit is completely imbalanced
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>>336548667
Team refuse to play different heroes in the beta for a fun time?
Fucking normies.
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>>336549421
I like winning. Winning is very fun.

Retards that prevent me from winning because "LEL IS BETA LET ME JUMP OFF CLIFFS XD U SALTY?" isn't fun.
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Why is she so cute?
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>>336543798
is that ass having a stroke?
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>>336549209
no you have to be a legit retard to not be able to play her correctly

>freeze someone which takes 2-3 seconds
>spam her right click on the frozen guy which kills most people in 2-3 hits
>almost dead? no problem just hit this literal invincible ability that heals you for 5 seconds and wait for back up or just run away with your wall that takes up 3/4 of the map

kill yourself desu
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>>336545068
>can't even lift your fat ass leg up on a treadmill
jesus christ why dont we euthanize these people
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>>336546348
>i never watched a real korean/japanese without makeover
>the post
they are NOT that cute
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>>336549209
have you played the game for more than 7 minutes you fucking dumb ass faggot.
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>>336549581
>which takes 2-3 seconds
>she dies in .5 seconds by all dps
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make it so that her ice doesn't slow turning speed

that way i can keep up with her instead of her running circles while i sit like a retard
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>tfw seven second respawn timer
Please fucking god this is an eternity
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>>336549473

They don't care about your fun.
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>>336549658
>i never played overwatch: the post
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>/v/ complains about a character/strategy/weapon etc. after not even playing a beta for a week/day episode

Visiting any competitive game thread here is funny.

I've yet to have an issue with this bitch since she dies so easily. Have you tried other strategies or are you guys just salty fucks that just post here instead?
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>>336549948
i have literally 102 hours on the game
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>>336549931
>Playing right now
>reaper can 2 shot her
Seems to me you just got to get guud. Not my fault you can't take a character who is squisher than tracer and has the lowest DPS in the game.
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>getting into spray fights from people trying to cover up pic related
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>>336543998
I care
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>>336549640
I have. Faced a number of Meis. All of them were just hurting their own teams by being a wasted slot.

>>336549581
You must really suck if you've ever been frozen. That shit takes at least 5 seconds, and she dies almost instantly.
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>>336550186

What is your opinion of Mei and what data have you collected? What are good counter picks to her?
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>>336549836
>7 second respawn timer
>45 seconds to walk back to the fight
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>play mei
>get great freezes
>block 2/5 enemy team so they can't escape
>perfect ults on entire enemy team
>my team is always pissing of staring at a corner at the back of the map
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I just played this game for the first time. I can't quite put my finger on what I don't like but it just isn't very entertaining. It feels kind of... clinical. Nothing really feels significant.
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>>336542936

Use pharah, genjI, D.VA, mercy

You can jump over the walls and take a different route anon
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>>336551449
The curse of team games
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>>336545068
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POST TITS AND CHUBBY ASS
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>>336549390

>can block out ulties like reaper or roadhog etc

>can essentially jump around you dodging everything whilst also spraying with a big cone aoe slow/snare


I agree, total garbage
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playing on ps4
>chose mei
>enemy diva rushes me
>tries to self destruct
>enter hibernation
>get out scratch free

>enemy diva charges me again and shoots at me
>use freeze gun on her while circling her
>she can't turn her camera fast enough to keep up with me as i constantly freeze her

I didn't think I would like Mei but times change I suppose.
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>Decide to play Tostitos
>Place my turret overlooking everything while I can hide behind a box
>It shoots everything and anyone getting near me
>Never have to worry since behind a box
>My ultimate is ready every 10 seconds because enemy team can't stop me
>win
>play of the game is a Hanzo using an ult into the team my turret is destroying with my ult going
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>>336542683
>"My life as an Overshill" - the thread
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>>336551749
You coulda just put up the wall and saved your team from D.va too
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This games balancing system is shit

>10 matches
>enemy team all level 25+
>my team level 5-10
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>>336551962
Tostitos turret kills should not count for his POTG unless he's shooting people too
If only what happened there always happened
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>>336545593

They'll probably start slacking off next week, and they're probably having their Pepsi. Oh, but they ate a salad (with ranch), so that cancels it out!

Getting on the treadmill a few times per year isn't really worthy of respect, and it barely counts as trying. The true merit is in the decisions that they make to stick with it, day after day, month after month.

When they can show me results, then they can have my respect.

>DURRR DURRR THATS AWFULLY JUDGMENTAL U NEED TO KEEP AN OPEN MIND

Rational people do a little thing called "learning". When they notice a pattern, they take that into account when they notice the pattern reoccurring.

Having an open mind doesn't mean closing your mind to politically incorrect truths that the fat, spoiled, immature cunts who appear to hold the power over our current establishment (if you want to know who's in charge, just ask who you're not allowed to criticize) don't find all warm and fuzzy. That's just another form of closed mindedness.
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>game 20 days away from release
>blizzard babies are already begging for nerfs
>in a game that allows and encourages people to counterpick freely during the match
>WOOOOOOOW A CHARACTER WHO BUILDS WALLS IS STRONG IN ARENAS WITH TIGHT CORRIDORS? How the FUCK am I supposed to beat her with my Reaper main?!?!?
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>>336550230
Reaper is good at close range retard, Mei is effective at all ranges
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>>336552659
>at all ranges
I can tell you haven't played Mei.
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Thread Theme

https://youtu.be/SqWVOY40oBw
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I'm fine with Mei, a little bit too strong maybe but overall fine, I don't like Tracer and Bastion though

And fucking widowmaker I swear, she isn't good, but EVERYBODY picks her and wastes a slot while jacking off to a kill every minute or two
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>>336552596

Just to clarify: I'm not the kind of guy who will laugh at somebody as they're in the gym. That's being an asshole. On the contrary, if they come to me looking for encouragement, I'll give it to them.

However, I really don't hold high hopes for any morbidly obese person that I see claim that they're "trying" (not really a thing in regards to fitness) to lose weight.Why? Because most of them are lazy, undisciplined sacks of shit who aren't taking it seriously enough. Given that this is what's most likely to happen, it's a rational train of thought.
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>>336545068
>people not realizing the vid is from the bbw community being among the "fat girls working out" kinks

Heh.

Anyway, if you could still shoot while frozen from Mei's freeze gun (just can't turn) That'd be nice.
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How does everyone feel about D. Va?
I'm having a lot of fun with her, she's got decent mobility, damage, and high survivability.
And she's cute! Cute!
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>>336545068
Asylum Demon and friends go to the gym
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>>336552596
>>336553040
Holy shit shut up
Why are you even going on like that
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>>336553153
>winky face

I can't play her, but my friend wrecks shit with her.
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>>336551507
this, I literally just uninstalled it, I went in thinking maybe it was a really good take on a tf2 style objective based game, but honestly, even dirty bomb is better than it, I really hope they let me get a refund.

the walk speed is fucking SLOWWWWWWW, SLOWWWWWWW, and nothing really feels like it much matters.
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>>336553256

>don't go off on the positive comments
>go off on the skeptical ones

Confirmed for triggered.
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>>336553072
>fat girls working out" kinks
So this is what DSP was jerking it to the other day.
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>>336553317
Literally every reply to that post is negative
They just didnt post paragraphs like you
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>>336542683
I wish she didn't have a down syndrome ching chong accent
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>>336554042
At least its not D.va's
And hers comes packaged with 100% LE GAMER CULTURE LINES
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>>336544008
Demoman is also a defense class.
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why is she so good
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OFFICIAL /v/ OVERWATCH TIERLIST

GOD TIER
>Widowmaker
>Lúcio
>Reinhardt
>Genji

HIGH TIER
>Torbjörn
>McCree
>Tracer
>Mercy

MID TIER
>Roadhog
>Soldier 76
>Junkrat
>Hanzo
>Zarya
>Mei
>Bastion

LOW TIER
>Pharah
>Winston
>D.Va
>Zenyatta

SHIT TIER
>Reaper
>Symmetra
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>>336554426
>those tits
jesus christ they're like tumours on her upper stomach
can that artist do anything right?
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>>336542683
D.Va needs a serious rework or overhaul. Most of the time it feels like it would've been better to die than to run in circles fucking around as Zero Suit.

Her ult is either broken or useless depending on the situation, which sucks.
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>>336553490

Well, excuse me for justifying my points instead of just spouting shit.
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>>336543981
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>Absolutely nobody takes a character to fill a roll for the team, instead they just choose the cool, edgy or "good" ones.

God fucking dammit, tanks and support are things that are needed. We're fucking attacking, why is everybody on defense? Why the fuck do we have three Reapers?
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>>336543981
B R A V O V E R W A T C H
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>>336556074
Because it's the first day of open beta and people want to try out all the characters
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>>336556292
Except for Winston and Symmetra.

I don't see any of those.

Still though, trying out characters is what AI matches are for.
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>>336548667
>playing hero well
>someone else chooses them
>forced to switch for a balanced team
>now we have a mediocre person in that role
No you.
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>Main reaper
>make everything as edgy as possible
>Only play with atleast 2 friends

It's amazing man
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>>336543759
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>>336543981
The walls have HP. Just burn them down.
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Is there a handy list of which toons are good on which map?
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>>336556775
see
>>336554449
Just play the offensive ones on attack and vise versa

you can play tanks anywhere
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>>336543916
No chill
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>Running Reinhardt in Russia
>Team is on the attack
>Suddenly disconnected.
>Restart game, it puts me right back in the same game I was just in
>Less than a minute on the clock
>Run to the capture point
>Game goes to over time
>Enemy teams is grouped kind of close
>Fire attack fucking murders three of them
>Kill another with the hammer, last with the charge
>Motherfucking team kill
>Steal the victory

Best play.
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you Meid?
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>>336554449
>Low tier
>Winston
The chimp with 1k HP is unstoppable, what are you doing
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>>336553198
Fucking KEK
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She really fucking does
>losing on defense at dorado
>figure fuck it, if we're gonna lose, may as well try mei out
>pick her
>BUILD WALL
>hop around and freeze fucking everyone from zanrya to tracer
>they cant fucking hit me
>can feel the rage as they freeze and i headshot them
>they are going for one final push
>feet away from delivering payload
>use her ult
>pick off four
>teammates get the hanzo and tracer
>overtime ends
>we win

She counters fucking everyone and doesnt have a counter herself, besides getting shot from miles away by widow or hanzo
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>>336556878
Aww man, I like playing as the ball fondling robot.
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>>336557007
>Doesn't have a counter
>Dies easily to snipers
Anon...
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>>336557034
He's stronger than most people give credit for, you just need your team to be well composed and you need to keep yourself alive. He's squishy as all fuck and has no escape, so if your team lets tracers and various faggotry jump around and flank you're fucked. Also arguably one of the easiest characters to snipe.
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>>336557007
pharah is a pretty hard counter to mei
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>>336557193
But I mean, everyone that isnt a tank dies easy to snipers, but they have other counters as well
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>>336557256
Mei X heavy
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>>336554839
You're still a fucking sperg, dude.
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>>336543759
>calls a character "anti-fun"
Look at neo-v, look at him and laugh.
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Woah there
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>those people who insist on picking offense characters on defend and defense characters on attack
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>>336554449
this whole list is pretty bad
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>>336552706
Not him, but Mei has a longer effective range than Reaper. It's very easy to start freezing him, shift behind him, and, because he can't turn, kill him.
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>>336557712
It's not a bad idea to have one offensive character on Defense or visa versa.

But any more than one and the team is pants on head retarded.
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>>336543916
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>>336557712
>Widow/Hanzo on king of the hill maps
>at least one or two per team, every time
JESUS FUCK
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>>336542683
OH MY GOD THE BETAS OPEN TODAY? YESSS
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>>336545068
Why would you assholes make fun of people trying to better themselves?

If they are sitting at home all day eating doughnuts and crying about their life I would understand.

Bet half of you bitches who replied to this are overweight cant cant say shit.
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>>336557906
Hanzo works pretty well on those, widow doesnt. At least, in my experience
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>>336557950
Nigga it's literally from some shitty fat fetish video.
Not to mention that doing that shit at their weight would probably do more harm than anything.
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>>336543916
FUCKING KEK
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>>336543759
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>man our bastion is doing good on defense, when we're on offense next i'm gonna pick him real quick and do so well

fucking every game
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>>336558000
Witnessed
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What pisses me off is playing zenyetta, and widowmaker can hit yoiu in the toe and you're fucking dead. I would not mind if it did 99% of my hp, it should at least require a headshot. A majority of the time on the fucking kill cam they don't hit anywhere near my hitbox. I'm always hiding out of long range areas, whatever you do you're just fucked.

You think that shit fun blizzard? 90% of my deaths are from widowmakers targeting me for free kills, fuck this game.
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>capture the objective in the last second while killing half the enemy team
>not POTG
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>>336557780
>reaper can't turn
Oh, your a console player. kill yourself.
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>>336543759
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I never really got into Tf2, But I have played a bit of other Fpses and splatoon. If there's any other players that could relate and maybe give me suggestions on who to play? I prefer midrange, in splatoon I love using the 52 gal in splatoon, and the splat wall is my shit. I don't mind playing offensive if i have to but a character that can hold and support if needed is nice incase I'm loaded with shitters.
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>>336558382
76 is very forgiving while still being good. Main focus is mid range combat with his rifle (full auto but you'll want to burst it at distance). He's still strong up close as well

abilities include a temporary healing zone, sprint and grenade. Ultimate is auto aim.
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>>336558190
How about you counter pick instead of being a complete retard and giving someone free kills?
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>Play Hanamura
>Team on Defence is Mei, Torbjörn and McCree
>Cant get through the main door due to Mei spamming wall
>Cant go through the top entrance because Torbjörn has his turret set up facing it and the McCree is just spamming flashbangs and getting his rapid fire off
>5 minutes of just sitting looking at a wall
Best game
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>>336558382
if youre garbage at FPS games and never played tf2 youre gonna be garbage at this too unless you play mei
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I feel like i'm the only person who actually enjoys playing symmetra, I really like her /v/
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>>336558545
hanamura is fucking garbage on attack
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>>336558672
I love her

>dem shields
>dem turrets
>sniping/zoning with orb
>fucking up close range niggas
>dat tellyporta
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>>336558584
I wouldn't say I'm garbage. I'm familiar with Fpses anon, I just heard comparisons to Tf2 so i mentioned it.
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>>336558724
my nigga
>all of that
she's so good
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>>336558545
This map feels pretty unbalanced, like it's just a choke point and there isn't much strategy.
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>>336558540
How about i don't feel like playing any of the foo foo fag nasty characters or tumblr diversity shit.
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>>336558672
>on defense
>spread out your turrets
>watch niggas trying to capture the point getting lasered from fucking everywhere
I like her too. Her shield feels pretty eh though.
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>tfw you got addicted to play with Mercy

help me guys
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>>336543916
Oh snap
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>>336558871
she looks 2 months pregnant
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>>336558852
yeah her shields pretty rubbish but they're on a short cooldown i guess

her turrets are so fucking good though and teleporter can be invaluable

you can just straight up fuck someone close range with her weapon

i love her
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>>336542683
She's far more manageable than Widow at least.
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>>336558871
Nope. My team always forces Mercy on me and while I like her I want to play others too.
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>>336558930
I don't like how it's not active at all.
I mean alright, it recharges by itself, I guess, and the cooldown it short. But you'll never using it unless someone who got it at the beginning dies and comes back into the fight. And then it's just using it whenever it's possible instead of having to think a little bit.
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>>336558817
Sure if you want to be the idiot who dies the same death 10 times every round I will be glad to take those kills.
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>/v/ spends months saying that this game is easy and casual
>/v/ actually gets to play in open beta, then complains about bottom-tier trash like Mei because they have no awareness

:^)
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>>336558871

Mercy and D.Va best duo, literally Medic+Heavy from TF2 all over again
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>>336558871
>tfw you kill an ulting pharrah as mercy
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>>336558871
Official healslut.
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There is a specific character that loves when other heroes wanna be close.
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>JUSTICE RAINS FROM AB-AUUUGH
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>>336557950
>Start going for jogs
>Someone shouts "Run Forest, Run!" every time without fail
>Start doing my jogs at 2am to avoid people all together
>Still once in a while have some drunk college kid shout that at me
One even fuckin stopped his car to shout that out his window at me. What the fuck does my city have against jogging.
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>>336542683
She's fucking annoying as shit. I don't even care about the walls and stuff, but this dumb cunt sprays you for a second and you get frozen for 2 or 3 seconds. It does like no damage but then you just get annihilated by her team.
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>>336559449
>living in a city
>jogging
you're a faggot surrounded by faggots.
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>>336559528

I find her ching chong lines more annoying than her playstyle
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>>336550839
>7 second respawn timer
>45 seconds to walk back to the fight
>headshotted by Widow
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>>336557950
>>336559449
if you want to lose weight you should eat less not exercise
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>>336549948
>tf2 clone
>competitive
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>>336542683
She's not actually fat is she?
She's just covered in very thick clothing cos her gimmick is ice right?
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>>336559675
energy in energy out, exercise is more energy out
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>requires vista service pack 2 to play
>cant find the right version
>windows update doesnt work
i was hype for 3 minutes and its gone. fuck this im gonna buy a new PC and just fucking grind with the full version of the game in couple months. jesus why everything has to be so complicated
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>>336559675
>If I jog that means I'm not eating right
I don't get how you assume these things are exclusive. Not even fat, just jogging to make up for hours of sitting on my ass playing vidya.
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Is this game going to end up having one of the worst communities in video games? Because just from today it sure as fuck seems like it.
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>>336559737
She's kind of meaty, it's not like she has a giant flap of fat hanging over her crotch or something
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>>336553153
>Damage

Teach me your ways, because it feels like every single class can 1v1 me no matter what.
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WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH WHEN I HEAR AN "EY LUV" BEHIND ME

DO I JUST JUMP OFF
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>>336559562
>Not jogging in the nearby park early in the morning or late evening

What's the problem with it?
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>>336559798
This open beta has been a clown fiesta

Fortunately there's a $40 cover charge, so if these shitters want to play on release, they'll at least have to earn it by mowing some lawns or something
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>>336542683
>get jump on her
>blast her down, her bigger than average health pool means she doesn't die
>turns to ice, heals full fucking hp
>out of ice, turns and hits me for a couple second and im completely frozen
>she headshots me and I die

FUCK MEI FUCK HER HARD
THAT LEFT SHIFT NEEDS TO NOT HEAL IT IS UTTER. FUCKING. HORSESHIT.
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>>336552596
>>336553040

Mate I agree with you but you truly pass out as autistic with all the shit you wrote
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>>336559798
its already in the same tier as LoL and Dota. So yes.
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>>336559820
You pick winston, go into niggermode and throw her off a fucking building
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>>336559749
the amount of exercise you have to do to burn off the smallest amount of calories you're better off not eating it in the first place

>>336559787
this is the dumbest logic ever, you only need to 'make up' for excess food you eat
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how do i properly use genjis ult?
i feel like the shurikens do more dmg then the sword.
also holy fuck this game is fun.
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Why is it that the clutch snipers and turret bollocks character always attract the more irritating players.

Its not a fucking deathmatch, I mean at this stage I would take being one shot out of the air through my foot by a Hanzo arrow over another Widow bodyshot.

Also if your one of those cunt Mercys and I you know who the fuck you are, go fuck yourself for letting tanks die because hurr its easier to heal the Bastion shitter.
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Really hate how thick has been co opted by fat lovers. Not surprising that they can't tell the difference with all the fat clogging their brains though.
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>>336559737

Look at her face, mate. It's round as a nut, she's obviously a bit plump under those clothes.
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>>336559868
>implying the people who think spending $40 or $60 on a video game makes them some kind of elite
Its like everyone who says shit like this is in highschool without a job and thinks its a lot of money. Oh wait thats exactly why.
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>>336559829
try running/walking like a normal person.
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>my team all mcree
>their team all mcree
>time stops
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>>336557712

I've only played a few games on xbone, I went soldier 76 on a game where we had to defend against the advancing payload and absolutely mopped up.
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>>336559939

Chain shit together, you need to kill someone with the first sword attack then you can dash onto someone else and sword them.

Jump alot as well and try and hit people underneath you, while dashing and slicing and shizz.
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>>336559985
/v/ is full of Dota/TF2 players who want the game to be free

As you can see, f2p communities are cancer
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Yeah. So i tried it out a few minutes ago and i must say it's pretty boring. My first game and i've already managed a 25+ killstreak. Oh my. Only played Tracer so i don't know if i'm missing something. Doesn't matter. Game sucks. But what would you expect from bilzzard, right?
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>>336559983
>people actually fap to overweight harry potter
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>>336559737
Her official concept art depicts her as having a thin waist and fairly flat tummy, but she's stacked and has noticeably chubby arms. In-game, her leggings are quite figure-hugging and give away that yeah, she's chubby in a stylized way. She's basically a humanized Pandaren woman though, so is it any surprise that she's pudgy?
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>>336560107
>I stomped a bunch of shitters who have never played before, I am the master of video games
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>>336559919
That would be true if my goal was purely weight loss but as I have mentioned, my goal isn't weight.
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>>336543916
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>can't enjoy myself because nobody follows objectives.
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>>336560107

Well on my first game I was playing people from the closed beta and I had a blindfold on and someone actually cut my hands off so I only had stubs to work with. I still went 100001:0

Git Gud.
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>>336560151
Yeah, how do you know that? 1v1 me fgt
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>>336560157
is that an official L&S band-aid?
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>>336545068
How is this even achieved, I couldn't afford nor have time to grow to this size. But I grew up on a farm so a different pace of life I assume.
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>>336560131

She's just a Chinese version of Velma, and people fapped like madmen to her, so I don't see the big deal
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>>336549538
Thick
Asian
Kinda shy
hits all the NEET waifu points
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>This payload isn't gonna deliver itself

What did he mean by this?
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>>336554507
maybe they are trying to portray her tits rest downward
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>>336558190
>playing zenyatta healing and slaying with discord orbs.
>Die instantly
>Kill cam shows a hanzo blindly firing an arrow and landing a head shot on me

I know that feel all to well.
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>>336554449
>pharah in low tier
>tracer in high tier
Fucking casuals
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>>336560397

''Ching chong huan niho hu nipong''

Something in these lines, I presume
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>>336558545
Its the shittiest map for offense. Nothing but literal choke points and if you do manage to cap the first point, you sure as hell will have a fucking hell of a time capping the second.
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I love playing Mei but my one big gripe with her is how unsynergistic her ulty is with the rest of her kit. Everything else about her kit say to me "self-sufficient" and then you've got this ulty that does fuck all damage but you also have no follow up of your own. I once froze 4 people with the ulty but couldnt kill any of them and that made me ultra sad.
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>>336560719
Well that's kind of her thing

She has a lot of crowd-control and a lot of self-sustain, but she works best when she's supplementing a team
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>Mei's wailing when you charge her as Reinhardt

Goddamn.
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lucio needs nerf
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Is there a single character in this game easier to play than Lucio? He feels like the girlfriend character, the "I want to contribute by just existing and not actually playing"
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>>336560909
Other supports just need buffs, especially Zenyatta
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>wanna play Zarya because muscle-fu
>cant keep aim with her beam
>never figure out its range
>grenades work okay but not great
>barriers dont do shit
fuck me
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>>336549557
i may be wrong, but it appears the ass is actually just the legs
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>>336561045

>never figure out its range

Are you dense? Just test it against a wall in spawn. It leaves marks on the wall if it hits, so you can easily figure out the max range

Also there's the training vs bots thing you can use too
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>>336560843
>as Reinhardt

stopped reading there. Enjoy playing as a huge overdesigned piece of shit. How the fuck can you have fun playing him?
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>>336542936
Japan has 1 choke point

NUKES
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>>336561136
Because he's fun
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>>336561019
You couldn't be more incorrect. I mean on a base level his speed and heal is a passive aura but that's like saying Dva is easy because she never needs to reload.
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>>336542683
The freeze on her primary must go, she fucking kills people faster than offense characters ffs, and solos those too as well.

>>336560719
How the fuck are you that shitty? Just fucking headshot people with icicles you retard.
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>>336561023
No, fuck you, you favoritist asshole, he fucking two-shots people with discord orb on.
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>>336561136
Everyone is an overdesigned piece of shit get a grip Anon.
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>>336561023
He was fine before they went overkill on him.
>slowest ultimate while everyone is getting 3 and 4 a match
>slowest movement speed
>gutted debuff stacking
>made his heal even worse

Dispointment since the last time i played him
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>>336560719
>run in to contest point
>drop ult to fuck them up, allow team to easy followup for teamkill
>iceblock to survive all their shit
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>>336561175
"Ooohhhh, I timed my volume boost to heal when people were actually injured, such skill!"
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So how long does the PS4 version take to install? Game downloaded fine and everything but it still has the "game installing" in the main menu for the past 15 minutes
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