What games let me fight a giant crab?
Banjo-Kazooie
>>336513850
Dark Souls 3
>>336513850
Boku no pico
>>336513850
Monster hunter
>>336513850
>>336513850
Monster Hunter and Metal Slug 3
>>336514075
Monster hunter is shit though. Good games only, please.
Genji: Days of the Blade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMfapDlm9UY
>>336514173
Dork Soles Tres, the ones in smouldering lake are motherfuckers, but mostly because of the ballista.
>>336514173
>trying to start a shit storm
You'll have to try harder than that
>>336513850
>>336514250
I'm glad there is one other person here who isn't a disgusting newfag.
The only acceptable answers are this or MGS3.
>>336514075
>monster hunter
>bad
No Time to Explain
Final fantasy crystal chronicles ring of fates
>>336514173
eat some 9mm aspirin, kudasai
Any game that's based on real Japanese history.
>>336513850
MGS3 : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9_VINMmsus
Skyrim
Superstar Saga
>>336514173
Not him but Monster Hunter is fucking shit.
Just when i thought Dark Souls controls were clunky i tried this shit and it made me want to fucking break my 3ds
>>336514419
That's not actually a joke. One quest has you fight a giant ghost mudcrab.
>>336514235
This is the most historically correct answer
CRAB BATTLE!
ff14
Runescape
>>336514505
Yeah but the game's shit.
>>336514251
>>336514371
>>336514251
>>336514371
I guess if you enjoy clunky movement, ps1 graphics, combat that becomes stale 5 hours in, and terrible Korean grinding then Monster Hunter is a good game.
>>336514250
what game was that anyways
>>336514726
They're more deluded than Fromdrones anon, don't bother arguing with them. Everyone with a brain knows MH is shit.
Borderlands 1 and 2, both of which you can hit their weak spot for massive damage.
Ace of Seafoodyou can be the giant crab too.
>>336513850
For massive damage?
>>336514726
What do you mean by clunky movement? You do know spewing random buzzwords isn't legit criticism right?
I can kinda understand movement problems if you're talking about Resident Evil 1 or God Hand (games that actually have unusual movement) but Monster Hunter's movement is pretty standard. As for graphics, they're not amazing or bad, just alright. And as for the combat, it's just great. It's fun and satisfying, why do you think people of all ages put in hundreds of hours into it and still want to buy the next game?
>>336513850
Better yet what games let me BE a crab
>>336515148
>why do you think people of all ages put in hundreds of hours into it and still want to buy the next game?
>>336514275
>try to bait enemies into getting hit by the ballista
>arrows passes through them
You had ONE fucking job From.
>>336514491
>combat where you have to be smart and deliberate with your attacks and positioning instead of infinite dash canceling 1 mashing button 360 no scope hit combos
>clunky
nah you're just shit at video games
>>336513850FUCK YOUR FATHER
>>336515383
>because i think you're bad at videogames the combat is suddenly not clunky
>>336515271
Because of fucking change now take your bait else where
>>336515383
>someone doesn't like how the game controls
>they must just be bad at the game
Jesus Ghrist.
>>336515354
I've had it pass straight through the tree tunks before
>>336515537
go back to /vg/ with all the other autists and take your shit game discussion with you.
>>336515365
Quit ban evading, fucktard
>>336515365
is barneyfag real? are we sure that he isnt some rogue reverse-image search program that gained sentience and a hate for all things MLP?
>>336515704
>filename
>>336515383
Clunky isn't always a bad thing, sometimes games are intentionally clunky and it gives weight to your actions. MonHun is most certainly one of those games.
Some people just don't like that type of game, get over yourself.
>>336515862
You are OP, aren't you?
>>336514324
>MGS3.
CRAAAB BATTTTTLLELEEEE
>>336515148
My movement bias may just be that I usually play faster games, so I'll give you that. As for graphics, the game just looks terrible. That's to be expected on the 3ds, MH should stay on home console, it looked better on the Wii U. The combat boils down to opinions, it just got old to me. I fight one Zinogre, I've fought them all. Their variants only make them have their difficulty change, with a new move or two, but the fight still feels samey. Time for more opinions, I just get bored fighting the same boss over and over again. Some people just love a grind, that's why they have so many hours in.
grinding is just a lazy way to extend playtime.
>>336515862
Looks like people aren't getting how to rid v of barneyfag
Repeat after me, this phrase, instead of engaging with him
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
I WISH SCRUFFY WAS DEAD
>>336513850
Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga
>>336513850
Giant crab lord: the awakening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvhIKjtx4hk
>>336513850
only the best nes game ever
>>336516318
Is that the browser game?
Crab Nicholson's Extreme Sleepover
>>336513850
Shogun 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjqTGp12g8M
>>336516610
So does he like Barney? Is that why he's the Barney "fag"? Or is he rabidly against it?
>>336516776
He's upset that horse supplanted his favorite show.
That's why he has such a massive hate boner.
>>336516610
As much as I hate this horrible plague it has released, I think it's kind of sad that kids get bullied for liking a kids show in kindergarten.
>>336515609
Monster Hunter on /v/ isn't going anywhere so long as there's people who complain about it you homo
jet force gemini im pretty sure
You're doing God's work barneyfag, even if you're doing it in an extremely autistic manner. Horsefuckers deserve a bullet.
>>336515197
Serious SamGet it? Because you're only strafing
>>336517049
autism
Borderlands, if you consider Crawmerax a crab.
>>336515383
>It's not clunky to walk around with skiis on my feet, I just have to be deliberate! But I guess you casual SNEAKERFAGS can't handle that!
lol@u
>>336517036
DON'T SIDE WITH IT YOU FUCKING KEK
Total War: Shogun
It has the best realistic ancieny Japanese battles
>>336516610
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>>336515148
>criticizing someone for using buzzwords
>proceeds to use a bunch buzzwords
there really is no standard for video game discussion.
saying a game is clunky is a fine criticism, what else are you going to say? that it controls awkwardly?
how is "unusual movement" any more descriptive than "clunky movement"?
its called brevity anon what would you have preferred he say?
>>336517740
>>336517839
>>336517991
Wh-what does a crab have to do with mlp..?
>>336518230
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>>336518230
All these caps are you, Barneyfag.
You're meta-samefagging
>>336518230
>>336518112
Answer me.
>>336518319
>don't even know what it is
>it has nothing to do with mlp
>because some autistics draw a crab fighting a horse this makes it no longer okay to post in /v/
>you are this autistic
You should really get a job holy fuck mate
>>336518516
No one else could shitpost as loudly and wrongly as you.
>>336518516
Do you not find it parodoxical or ironic that ever since you've begun to sperg out on this board that the posting of obscure mlp shit, that would be completely unnoticed otherwise, it's increased 7-fold
>>336518848
>You can still see Rarity's hoof on the left.
The fact that you know this speaks volumes
I thought it was a sign post or some shit
>>336518848
BUT THEY'LL JUST EVADE THE BAN LIKE YOU DO
IT'S SO EASY TO GET OUT OF BANS THERE IS LITERALLY NO POINT
HOW DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THIS YET?
>>336518848
They'll be banned regardless of your input.
You're completely unnecessary.
>>336519049
I thought it was the file name of a picture saved from here even though the number is very low
>>336513850
Risk of Rain
>>336514301
Keep on following, crab.
>>336513850
Total war shogun 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjqTGp12g8M
>>336513850
>Massive crab
>Massive damage
https://youtu.be/jo0C5MQA-0g
Hey guys, this may sound weird but
Is there any videogame that makes the MC awaken from the eternal slumber of death, gets cursed. Is forced to go into some catacombs in rags with nothing else than his fate and a club, find the baby of a giant crab, so you can escort said crab safe & sound outside because you know that he is the chosen one and he must be taken back to his family so he can accomplish his destiny?
>>336519138
>Forgot image
Pokemon Blue
>It is made clear by every user and mod that people want Barneyfag gone
>He keeps coming back for free (you)'s and autism
I bet he thinks he's in the right as well, kek.
Vagrant story, there are three.
And they are all pushovers
>>336519250
You might be onto something here
>>336519049
People who don't go to that site won't even know what the file name number means.
Just because you know doesn't means everyone else knows.
I came here to see conversations about video game crabs andwatch you inevitably sperg out because I knew what the OP pic was.
Barneyfag I heard you're an expert on java
I need to get a singular instance of alist of objects visible in every class, but without making it static. Is that possible or?
>>336519327
Ignore him completely and he goes away completely. Just stop mentioning him for fuck sake and it'll make threads a whole lot easier. That guy spamming "NIGGER" was most likely just him samefagging iah.
>>336519505
They'll just evade banning like you do though. It doesn't matter how much you tell on them to the mods.
Also,
>you have a lot to learn
This is my issue, why the fuck would I have to know what a derpiburo image looks like if it has -nothing- to do with the show within the context of the image itself. It's so retarded to attempt to derail a thread because your precious sensibilities got triggered and offended by an off-white ''hoof'' that looks like a pillar and a string of numbers only YOU would autistically recognize as pony related. Fuck.
>>336519505
No you fucking don't.
And if they don't who cares? The subject matter will be enough to distract the dumb sheep that is /v/'s userbase.
>>336519641
WE ALREADY KNOW YOU EXIST, SHUT UP ABOUT IT, DEGENERATE!
>>336519505
>that's why I have to point out the source.
If you were here just for that you'd leave after the first post. You're here for attention because you know you have access to all the free (you)'s in the world. kys
>>336519719
>Applying logic to Barneyfag
Don't bother. He'll skim-read a couple words from your post and give you a vague replay that probably contradicts one of many autistic things he has said and done in the past.
Friendly reminder to pretend he's shadowbanned and ignore his posts.
This has worked a few times
>>336519858
All you have to do is report and ignore like any sensible anon would.
>>336519858
>Well, GR15 still exists, unfortunately.
That doesn't address the point I was making though you faggot, kys.
>>336513850
FFXIV
>>336520075
REPORT
AND
IGNORE
>>336519945
it's not fair anon
it's just not fair.
>>336520075
But he didn't break any rules.
>>336519971
>>336520028
>>336520123
>>336520239
>2016
>Replying to Barneyfag
Catch. On. Newfags.
He doesn't give a fuck about MLP, he wants replies and will do anything to get them. Every post you quote him in is another thread he creates to stroke his own ego. Seriously, just lurk some of his threads and watch sometime. Whether it's intentional or accidental autism, it's still autism. Ignore, report, sage. Done.
>Come into thread wanting to talk about based crabs
>Fucking barneyfrag dethreading it with stupid bullshit no one cares about
God damn, he's more autistic than actual bronies
>>336520370
anon will you please give me a hug
>>336520594
anything to preserve positivity nigga
>>336520573
Make a new thread senpai
he's back, someone please make a new thread.
>>336520796
thanks friendo
order of ecclesia
>>336521352
no you don't
>>336520867
If you didn't do this, they'd stay inside containment. This shit literally didn't happen before you arrived.
>>336513850
>Only one mention of Metal Slug
I thought you guys were better than this
>>336521762
>Credits 99
>>336514173
>Talking shit about MH
I know most of the games start out slow as shit with farming for items, but the monster fights are pretty fucking boss.
>>336513850
That crab doesn't look very giant.
>>336522329
god of war 3, and that was probably the worst boss fight in the entire series.
>>336521914
GET YOUR PONY FAG CRAP OUT OF HERE BACK TO YOUR OWN CONTAINMENT BOARD
YOU PARASITES INFECT ANYTHING YOU TOUCH SO PEOPLE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO TELL YOU TO GO BACK TO >>/mlp/
>>336522329
I recognize that crab
>>336522539
Keep on following, crab
>>336522605
COME
I wonder how the mods feel about continuing to enforce a pointless rule in perpetuity for the sole benefit of a persistent troll they openly detest.
>>336513850
Alice MR
>>336514250
It's an asshun game?
Tera
>>336522874
>>336522974
ayyy barney lmao
>>336523283
So you want everyone who watches MLP to die immediately, no exceptions?
>>336523283
Looks pretty cool, what's the name of that episode?
>>336523283
I'll never understand you barneyfag, but you're probably the hugest closeted brony in history.
>>336516904
Sounds like this person likes the show and he's trying as hard as he can to not like it so that he can be politically correct or something.
>>336523680
>closeted
kek
>>336524553
You watch MLP.
https://anonscans.wordpress.com/
found barneyfag's blog
>>336514250
>tfw no sengoku jidai games
http://store.steampowered.com/app/355240/
So yeah, I hope these degenerates fuck me in the ass.
>>336522494
that's some fine autism you got there friend
btw this is still OP's image
http://imgur.com/y392oNa
>>336525371
That's pretty damn gay, anon
>>336513850
Seconding this >>336513969It's fucking awful until you have a stronger weapon, and then it's just tedious.
I just want them all to rape me
>>336525371
>>336525720
How hard do you want it, bitch?
>>336525878
I'm pretty sure this is OP's image
>>336525503
star ocean 3
>tfw crabs will never be a respected video game enemy now
>>336513850
Risky Rain
>>336517113
Epic /v/ meme, my /v/ brother.
Dark Souls 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9zdqXDfu5c
>>336526129
No amount of pony will ever ruin my love for crab enemies
>>336525659
>He doesn't know you can stagger and riposte forMASSIVE DAMAGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umz2fUSYYRo
>>336526897
I can never get the angle on them right for some reason. Also staggering is never reliable with their attacks.
>>336527043
Die you degenerate, this is OP's image
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1479850
IT'S 2016 AND THIS IS *STILL* OP'S IMAGE!
I MEAN, COME ON!
move white girls like this coke up my ass crack
Metal slug 3
>>336513850
Dark souls 3
>>336521820
Specifically it's metal slug 3
>>336513850
>Wanting to hurt a crab
The fuck is wrong with you anon?
>>336513850
Alice Madness returns has crabs with cannons and cigars.
>>336513850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5Lo5QZQ5ZAKEEP ON FOLLOWING CRAB
E3 ps3 conference nunff said
>>336529514
OP's image is just a crab
This actually reminds me... there was some old snes rpg where you built a party of robots and the first boss was some robot crab or some shit.
Can't remember the name, anyone know what I'm talking about?
>>336530149
Thems Fightin Herds?
>>336530243
Nah, it was some jrpg, I'm pretty sure it was made by Enix. You were some kid and your dad was a scientist or some shit and you built robots to fight for you.
I feel like I'm probably the only person who's ever played it.
You'll need a ps3 for that game
>>336530149
Robotrek. That game was fucking wierd, it eventually evolved into time traveling. The awful translation sure didn't help.
>>336529879
You can clearly see Rarity's hoof on the left of the picture.
>>336530587
Yes! That was it!
Fuck, that game was my childhood. And yeah, it was weird as fuck. I think there was like a mansion full of robot ghosts or something too at one point. I dunno.
>>336530761
I don't see anything pony-related in the image.
>>336530761
People can see that as literally anything.Even though it is her hoof.
>>336526129
Dark Souls 3 crabs fucks people up
>>336531362
>knowing every single mlp image on the internet
who's the real autist
>>336526919
HOLY FUCK THE MEMORIES
is there a game where crabs can be your ally besides pokemon?
Dwarf Fortress.
>>336519250
Is said crabkinky?
>>336515197
TF2
ENUGH, CRAB BATTLE
>>336526919
I have this soundtrack on my ipod so cozy
>>336531675
One Piece Treasure Cruise
but they're shit you use only if you have nothing better
>>336531426
it scared the shit out of me. I thought it came at me because I killed one of the little crabs.
>>336514173
I wouldn't say the game is shit but I couldn't enjoy it. It wasn't really my thing (U3). The odd camera was just something I couldn't get past and I didn't find it terribly enjoyable. I can see why people enjoy it though.
>>336528369
that's not a fucking crab
>>336513850
King Kong
>>336533603
Did ponies kill your family or something?
>>336513850
Order of Ecclesia.
>>336533706
No, it's just that their kind still isn't allowed outside of containment.
>>336533891
But no one cares
>>336533787
but you didn't fight a crab you platform jumped up to an elevator and it took care of it for you.
>>336533982
Yeah right, some of the responses I've seen to the more blatant threads say otherwise.
>>336534596
Exactly, no ones;^)
https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/334271940/#q334294447
>>336514173
finally, someone else understands how unbelievably shit that entire series is.
>>336513850
Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles
Final Fantasy Explorers has man-sized crab mooks
>subject is about giant grabs
>grab in pic is not giant
D-DELETE THIS
i'm trying to talk about crabs but some fuckin tumblr memelord keeps interrupting me
did that giant crab game ever come out. i can't remember what it was called and cant be bothered checking
>>336536378
That's pretty vague, anon
Crab Nicholson's Extreme Sleepover was a thing, but not enough to put out a game unfortunately
I thought Barneyfag got range banned, he even beat that?
That's some persistence, kinda like a roach or somethin.
>>336537602
I hate their cancer so much that they deserve it.
>>336513850
Dark souls 3, but trust me its not as much fun as you think.
>>336513850
Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles
>nobody mentions crab nicholson extreme sleepover
This board is hopeless.
>>336539206
As expected from a dumb Barneyfag thread.
>>336539206
>>336539932
see like a few posts above you>>336536812
i dunno why this tumblr memelord keeps going on about unrelated shit. i just want to talk about crabs
>>336540572
How abouthorseshoecrabs?
>>336540691
dat blue blood tho
Everquest 2
>>336514075
my nigga Daimyo also I second the DS3 crabs.
>>336514173
(you)are a piece of shit and don't belong on this board
>>336540772
Blue-blooded animals? What aRarity!
Alice Madness Returns
this tumblr memelord is interrupting my crab discussion way more than any hypothetical crossboard boogeymang
fuck off tumblr memelord so that i may talk about crabs in peace
>>336541007
Do you just screenshot every single post about bronies or Barney that you find? How many do you even have? I am legitimately curious
>>336514173
plz kid
>>336527135
I used to avoid them, they are easy mode once you learn about the stagger though. Bait out the bubble beam attack, run up and smack them a few times, should stagger for the easy riposte
Why are giant crabs so fucking rare in games? they're always so fun to fight ala banjo kazooie and souls series as well as naturally being armoured.
>>336515197
Shantae?
>>336513850
Summon Night
>>336515383
I love how MHfags are the original Dork Souls fags where they brush off any sort of criticism by calling people bad at the game.
Even Croc has better controls.
jazz jackrabbit 2
Why are crabs so goddamn cool?
More games need crabs.
A classic
>>336547607
GRAND DAD?
>>336521254
the worst ds CV, that said it's still neat
>>336515197
>>336547825
fucking please tell me more about what we're seeing here
>>336519201
OH MY GOD
i was thinking it was deleted
>>336535096
Fuuuck this game had some great co-op
>>336547893
Ace of Seafood, a demented Jap indie game.
There's a few ones in the Megaman series.
>>336513850
Vagrant story and parasite eve. Very good gaems mang.
