>Banned from server
>Reason: K/D ratio is too high
NANI?!
The phantom, exterior like fish eggs
fucking faggots stop votekicking me
>banned
>reason: you can't say gay on a Christian server, f**got
>pick up Golden Frying Pan from some guy I killed
>get votekicked
>>336467303
>kicked from party
>reason: lol
>>336467684
Thanks for that one, I'll trade you my personal favorite
>Banned from server
>Reason: HAYAI
>Banned from server
>Arguing with admin
>>336468246
DONT MOVE
>>336467303
>banned from server
>Reason: Bernie supporter
>>336468070
That's a big dog
>>336467303
>Banned from server
>Reason: "Breaking nearly all the rules"
>>336468141
W-what's that mother gonna do to him?
>>336468731
Something from my dirty japanese doujins, I hope
>>3364687174U
>>336467684
>things that don't mean you're gay
Yeah I mean if she was imagining being a sub that would be a concern
>>336468070
>I'm not locked in here with you... you're locked in here with me!
>>336468827
I guess that's one way to stop your child from masturbating.
>banned from 4chan
>reason: where did you get pictures of my mom?
I wonder how the artist feels when they draw this stuff.
>Kicked from server
>Reason:Ping is too high
>>336469468
They look like they're planning a school shooting
>playing TTT with friends several years ago
>get 7 consecutive headshots with deagle in 20 seconds
>server bans me for aimbotting
>playing rust a few days ago
>come across clan of 5 kids raiding random base, I attack w/ slugged pump shotgun
>insta kill 2 with headshots, shoot down rest
>they start crying for admin in chat
>other people who I've killed earlier start whining as well
>server bans me for hacking
>>336469549
More like they're shitposting on /int/
>>336469468
>me and my wife's daughter
>server where the mods just puts godmode on themselves and spawnkill the shit out of the other team
>server is always full
how?
>>336468141
~ara ~ara
Fuck, why are these pictures so funny
>Banned from the server
>Reason: dont kill my gf
>kicked form server
>reason: stop making fun of vegans! my gf is a vegan
>>336470039
Ffs that pic
>capture objective
>banned for camping the objective
>>336470126
>How to become a sissy
>Pose like an anime characterSounds about right
>>336470243
>I've transcended the acne
>my life belongs to coffee beans now
>>336469468
>"Yes goy, come to Disneyworld"
Post more WikiHow pics
>Banned from Server
>Reason: Being an active MLP fan is an entirely legitimate hobby.
Is there a "How to stop shitposting on 4chan" yet?
>jail break server
>convince guards to have a jokes round
>everyone being unfunny and getting killed
>guy before me
>HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE A BLACK CHICK TO TAKE A SHIT
>gets killed
>"yeah no racism sorry"
>realize i only have racist jokes
>I GOT ONE, IT'S GOOD AND IT'S NOT RACIST I SWEAR, LIKE, IN THE WHADDAYA CALL A BLACK GUY IN AN 18 WHEELER, TRUCKER, GET IT, KINDA WAY
>...
>HEAR IT OUT
>... fine
>so a cowboy, indian, and a black guy are in a bar. indian takes a drink. "we once were many; now we are few." black guy takes a drink. "we once were few and now we're many." cowboy takes a drink "that's because we never played cowboys and niggers!"
>perma ban
Totes worth tbph FAMAS
>>336468708
Typical trumptard
>>336470613
This one honestly looks like it could belong to an article like that >>336469468
>banned from server
>reason: spraying an image of a pony getting hurt
>>336470527
It is though
Just let people enjoy what they want
>>336467303
>>336470681
I guess riding a roller coaster doesn't seem so bad in comparison to being attacked by a giant man-bat.
>>336470474
This.
why are these stupid pictures so funny.
I'm dying
>>336470613
Yes.
>kicked from server
>reason: using terrain glitches as advantage
>>336470619
Have not laughed from a shitty bar joke in awhile, thanks.
>>336467303
>>336470659
Is this a wiki on how to be black?
>>336470912
wow
>>336470684
This is for you. :^)
>>336470587
>>336471063
Buttblasted trumptard detected ;^)
>>336470795
>Americans
what does "power bottom" mean?
>>336471090
>ben kuchera.jpeg
>>336468070
tell me about dog, why does he wear the mask?
>>336471172
>how to become a CIA agent
What.
>>336470968
MY NAME IS NOT IMPORTANT
>>336471225
During sex one person usually takes the dominant role, and this is usually the person on top of the other. Power bottom refers to someone on the bottom being in the dominant role, which requires a lot of effort to do.
>>336470968
fucking kek
>>336471172
Is this a corpse of a man shot after being thrown out of a plane?
>>336470968
WHAT IS A MAN?
let's keep this vidya related because mods
what did you play today
>>336471235
oh you
>>336471270
He didn't fly so good.
>>336471414
Crypt of the Necrodancer
>>336471414
Stalker CoC
It's pretty good fun m8
hbu?
>>336471270
>skeletons in your closetit means you have to become the hit Stevie Wonder song
>>336471176
So a kid-sized tsunami?
>>336471225
are they able to accept alot of power?
>>336471172
You don't get to bring flesh
>>336471338
that's literally perfect
>>336471327
Is this a cropped lewd?
guess this famalams
can someone explain the cookies?
>>336468708
I approve of this ban reason.
>>336471572
Are these real articles?
I mean come on, what's the fucking point of most of these existing.
>>336471473
>no fedora
DROPPED
>>336471369
well thats what I expected to hear but it's hard for me to imagine someone being dominat while being fucked, how do they do it? talk shit? scram oooh bill loudly?
maybe because I only had sex with one girl, who was a huge dominant cunt in daily life but in bed was just a whore who wanted to be dominated and manhandledI got a chub
>>336471572
I love this expression. You can tell he's trying REALLY fucking hard to not laugh.
>>336471780
become odd job?
Seems every time I post this, the thread gets deleted, but I'll try.
>Be bilingual Spaniard
>Playing on critsanvich server in Chicago on TF2
>dude in chat starts typing in spanish, asking if anyone speaks spanish, he doesn't know english that well
>Talk over mic and confirm with him, and tell him there is a spy near the base.
>Find out he is Mexican and I help him by going Maul Pybro
>Round ended, we get fucked, I just joke saying "Welp, I blame the gypsies for that one."
>Suddenly Swedish Mod bursts out at me "HOW DARE YOU SAY SOMETHING SO OFFENSIVE. DON'T YOU KNOW THAT THAT IS A RACIAL SLUR!? ISN'T ANYONE ELSE HERE SWEDISH? ANYONE ELSE NOT COMPLETELY OUTRAGED BY THIS!?
>Dead silence from server while he rants, and I tell him it was just a joke
>He calls up the admin into the server and tells him the situation. Admin tells him to calm the fuck down, and tell me just not to be outright racist, getting that I was making a joke.
>Later in match Mexibro finally gets his mic and gets into chat. Causally conversing with him in chat, telling him when other people have eyes on a spies location etc.
>Swed mod then chirps in on our conversation in Spanish saying "Oheheh, si si, tacos and burritos. Bueno Tour-til-ahs"
>Mexibro gets angry asking why he was saying that
>Tell him Mexibro is taking offense to him belittling him speaking his language and that he is being very hypocritical what he was saying earlier
>Retorts back "No, because Spanish is a european language, and Spanish people are white. So its not racist to make fun of white people and white things."
>He asks the server again if anyone is Swedish and if they agree with him not getting replies
>Ask him if thats what Muhammad tells him to say while he fucks his wife and sister.
>[INCOHERENT SWEDISH INTENSIFIES]
>you have been banned from the server
>reason: BEING A RACIST AMERICAN PIG
>mfw i'm not even American.
At least I friended mexibro, and he plays a pretty offensive Engie on Blu.
>>336471626
Teach Sex Ed
>>336471626
how to penetrate a cervix?
>>336471827
It's not at all common, it takes a lot out of you so even someone who can do it isn't going to all the time. Usually it's dudes at least so that ought to give you some idea of how they do it.
>>336471626
What is it like for a Guardsmen to look into the warp?
>>336471719
Wow, Bane really fucked up CIA to turn him into this.
these pictures are gold
>>336472049
Classic.
>>336471916
Does this actually work?
>>336470587
>Zapata
>>336472031
well I hope I meet at least one power bottom woman in my life
>>336470039
>Uhhhh thicker.jpg
>>336470587
>>336472395
Since when is it cool to be mexican?
>>336472346
it's missing out the substance abuse
>>336471870
>spanish people are white
I'm still confused. Do foreigners think we're white or not? I always thought Americans think we're latinos and the rest of Europe think we're muslims.
I don't even know what to condider myself at this point tbqh
>>336471827
Literally worst type of girl.
>>336472510
American here, I always assumed you were just fairer skinned latinos.
>>336472510
That is not a face of a man that wants to get rid of rape.
>>336472510
I just think of you as 'Mediterranean' basically whiter than Arabic, but not quite Caucasian.
>1 on 1 me fgt
>>336470126
>First I iron this shirt
>Then I fuck ure mum
>>336472526
I think you mean best.
>>336471870
>Swede gets overly sensitive
Typical.
>>336471662
I know these different opinions are just too much, right?
>>336472510
Britbro here.
Never considered you to be muslim.
You're sort of a thing of your own.
You're a great European partner, but you're not quite white.
No qualms with Spanish people though.
>Kicked from server; reason: don't kill friendlies
>>336467303
>haven't played tf2 in a while, decide to reinstall
>join koth server go soldier
>enemy is spawn camping, can't leave the base
>notice that there are 7 snipers out of 11 players in my team
>type "gee, I am sure we are not losing because everyone is sniper"
>see a votekick flash for my nickname before disappearing
>you have been votekicked
Tf2 community will never cease to amuse me.
>>336473092
>Assassins Creed.png
>>336472346
Going through a horrific childhood trauma is usually the most effective way
>>336473092
>how to be an escort NPC
>>336472510
I think you are niggerified whites (3/4 white) that hate muslims, correct?
>>336471870
Not bad, for a spaniard.
>This fucking thread
>>336472510
You're kinda like Italians. Not dark but not white. Those rape baby Latinos on the other hand are a confusing bunch though. They can range from Aryan looking to dark as night looking people and yet they are both fluent in Spanish.
>>336472526
>bictch tries to boss you around at work
>pull her hair and slap her ass and face with your dirty dick and she loves it
>worst girl
u wot
>banned from server
>reason: Incest is not allowed in this server
>>336473596
>they can't trole you if there dead
>Kicked from server
>Reason: Following admin around
>Banned from server
>Reason: speed hacks
>>336473016
Don't wear a fucking red shirt in the first place.
>>336473454
How are we niggerified? The islam thing only touched the south tbqh, north was purely catholic the whole time.
And deus vults call us, yes. But muslims>>>>>>>>>>>>>Gypsies
>>336471626
how to differentiate between a woman's urethra and her fuckhole
>>336469569
Stop hacking then you fucking moron
>>336473596
>>336473016
Cant escape the BBC
>>336471473
They forgot the cargo pants.
>>336473810
>white guy handing over money to black guy
>debt
Well at least it's honest.
>>336473923
>BBC
>>336471674
They're called "jokes". You might want to look it up on your guidebook for autists, normies tend to use them very often.
>>336473897
That's a clitoris
>>336467684
>the plot of hibike euphonium.jpg
>>336472510
Norway here
You are definitely closest to whites, but as others say, also a bit of your own thing. I think there's a clear distinction from your average Northern European people and Southern European people, starting from France and down, with the exception of maybe Switzerland.
>>336472510
French here. Anyone that has been to Spain knows bloody well Spain is white. Not everyone is dark haired either ,and even the dark ,tanned ones of Andalusia looks very different than a South American. It's just another kind of shade ,dunno how to explain that.Awesome countryside but I'm not fond of your cities. Madrid was average and Barcelona was full of cunts and other French people ,and we all know how that works out
>>336471827
Sounds like my ex m8.
>>336471870
Waiter this pasta is stale.
>>336472510
nobody who tans is white
![aid2729642-728px-Impress-Secondary-School-Girls-Step-7[3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/URwm43s.jpg "aid2729642-728px-Impress-Secondary-School-Girls-Step-7[3].jpg")
>>336474025
>every open world games that have vehicles
>>336471380
at least he could talk, right?
>>336473826
didnt you have literal muslims niggers on your land for X long amount of time?
and reconquista later?
also every pic of a spanish person looks like he has a black grandpa
W-What are they saying to each other?
>>336470983
>>336469468
This reminds me of the time I was manually kicked from a tf2 server running the huge version of mario kart for having a high ping. There was only one other player on the server besides the admin and they were afk.
>>336474372
>>336471870
Nice
>>336474621
I thought this was about terrorists. Not anime boys talking about gay shit.
>>336474619
Yes, but they didn't reach everything obviously. Got close though, but they couldn't finish the job.
>>336473251
I can vouch know a girl who's been through molestation and abuse. I've never seen eyes so dead in my life. All pics of her are just a smile with hollowed eyes.
I fucking love this meme.
>>336474621
I'll translate
>Salad
>Waaah! I like um... Ass salad war allahu akbar
>>336471786
>banned from server
>reason: my friends coming and I need to make room
>banned from server
>reason: this is a christian server, no devil worshipers allowed
>>336474298
Spain is honestly best to visit for its small towns and villages.this one specifically being vidya related
>kicked from server
>Reason: You are too dark
>>336469468
>HIDE DISNEYLAND THREADS
>IGNORE DISNEYLAND POSTS
>DONT REPLY TO DISNEYLAND POSTERS
>>336474957
I hope "remove kebab" genes are still alive in spaniards
>>336475306
Which vidya?
Are there actual humans that draw and right these things? Are they paid for this?
![aid985596-728px-Come-up-With-a-Good-Idea-Step-06[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/72VP4f8.jpg "aid985596-728px-Come-up-With-a-Good-Idea-Step-06[1].jpg")
>>336471916
>>336472049
>>336475558
Sleeping seems to be the go-to solution for most problems.
>he wasn't a 2fort Sewer Soldier with 2 Steam-friend pocket medics on him for the whole game
>>336475552
According to the game's wiki, at least.
>>336475552
Probably the Wet Dry World skybox from SM64
>>336475306
Yeah but I counted that in countrysides.
Best part is around the Pyrenees imo but then again that's where I visited the most
>>336475857
>We'll make ashes from their tears
>>336467303
>kill one guy
>don't die
>k/d of infinity
>get banned
That sounds fucking stupid.
>Banned from server
>Reason: Ur steam library sucks fgt
>>336471786
>>336472970
>>336469468
it's weird how some parts are well drawn and others are completely fucked up, like the keyboard. it's like the artist let his child finish the drawing
>>336476067
Reminded me of DUWANG as well
>>336470126
he looks like a fucking initial D character
>kicked from server
>Reason: Racism against niggers is not tolerated
>>336476158
Which parts are well done?
![aid1356504-728px-Entertain-Step-19[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/h5j5KqJ.jpg "aid1356504-728px-Entertain-Step-19[1].jpg")
>>336476071
Damn, Eliza Dushku's career really took a turn for the worst.
>>336473016
i wonder what are the chances that someone who has this problem has read the article
NANI!???????
>>336476229
clothes, screen, hair, colors. that's better than what I can do anyway
Does this work?
>>336476227
Wow, black guy looks really pissed that he can't rape that white girl.
>>336476158
what is "well drawn"? lmao
only thing that looks acceptable is the hand, but it's probably traced
t. pro tracer
>>336476209
>MULTI CLOTHES IRONING
![aid1861371-728px-Attract-a-Libra-Man-Step-17-Version-2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5cduRbU.jpg "aid1861371-728px-Attract-a-Libra-Man-Step-17-Version-2[1].jpg")
>>336476641
OWARI DA
>Game has a lion in it
>>336474693
H-HAYAI
>>336470818
This accurately explains most of /v/.
>STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE
>>336476158
tracing
>>336476665
>do something memorable to forget something
That makes no sense. Or do they mean get over something rather than literally forget?
>>336476665
patched
>>336476875
a true classic
>>336467303
>>336467684
>>336468070
>>336468246
>>336468248
>>336468708
>>336468728
>>336469292
>>336469468
>>336469569
>>336470039
>>336470126
>>336470527
>>336470776
>>336470916
>>336473186
>>336475210
>>336475234
>>336475403
>>336475991
>>336475993
Is this the glorious PC MASTER RACE?
It's like every mod/admin's job is to abuse their power.
And these are the kind of people who post the following:
>30fps locked
>Using Mac unironically
>Just get a PC you stupid piece of shit
>Sonyggers
>Nintendrones
>I forgot the Xboxfag nickname
>Paying for games
>You pirate games and if you like them, THEN and ONLY THEN you pay for them
Do boosted graphics really justify being an asshole?
>>336476883
boop
![aid5869103-728px-Get-Rid-of-Demons-Step-5[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sh51inX.jpg "aid5869103-728px-Get-Rid-of-Demons-Step-5[1].jpg")
>Banned from server
>Reason: flaming other players
>>336476962
I guess it would be to destroy the old memory by rearranging neurons?
>>336477010
have a (you), faggot
>>336476665
>Literally thinking about setting people on fire
i don't think that's healthy
>>336477127
>>336476641
B-BAKANA!
>>336476209
>Banned from server
>Reason: 2000 years
>>336471338
>try to post this
>duplicate file
you fucked me over anon
![aid1241117-728px-Save-Yourself-Step-6[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4VHAAbw.jpg "aid1241117-728px-Save-Yourself-Step-6[1].jpg")
>>336477010
>this is only a pc thing
not anymore EA did the paid servers for battlefield on consoles now you can get kicked or banned with 100% feedback
question, is wikihow a website trying to be serious and just being unintentionally funny or is it shit on purpose?
>Banned for making fun of trans people
>>336475541
Some years ago the EU told us to stop shooting inmigrants crossing the border and how we should stop being xenophobicwho is laughing now, Merkek?
