I'm looking for an obscure pc game I remember. It was really early 3d and it had very little music, you played as either a guy with a nose for a head or else just a giant nose. It was very surreal and disturbing. It was definitely in English but it might have been foreign. It looked like something on the bottom tier of one of those "how casual are you" images. I remember pizza, possibly delivering one, and walking around town. The camera worked like old resident evil, fixed camera angles with your character moving between maps. Can anyone tell me what it was? Google is doing nothing for me.
In return I offer my tastiest pie recipe.
>>336463105
I got you senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfVbN27o5jQ
It was some shitty Japanese rpg game I think, it started with a G and you played some kid trying to escape some lab that had given you psychic powers because ????
It was some shit like Galbarinas Galbatrinas Galbatarians fuck it was some weird ass name and it was shit
>>336464343
I got you senpai
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galerians
>>336464397
Yeah thats it, it was also pretty shit atleast in my opinion, familiar
>>336464080
Well I'll be damned.
Http://allrecipes.com/recipe/136119/oreo-triple-layer-chocolate-pie/
>>336464080
Christ what the fuck is this
>>336464080
what the fuck is that game? i need to check this out
It was a Gameboy game, original gb, black and white. There were chickens, and a hoe, and a trade quest. It looked vaguely like links awakening. It might have been a farming game. It might have been in japanese, my Japanese fob friend was playing it but I don't remember seeing any text.
Someone help me.
It was a flash game, fairly old. It was kind of edgy, had some DMC clone of a guy with a big sword and 2 guns. Wore a grey cloak had black hair. It played like a 2D DMC with you doing combos with grades like A, B, C and such. OST was Rock related.
>>336464790
Funny Pizza Land 3D
I really love these old obscure games that are, like OP described, "bottom of the how casual are you" images. I wish there was more stuff like it.
I was a kid when we rented this game, it was on the NES and it was a sort of top down view. It had a lot of map changes, the character sort of looked like a ball or something from the perspective. I don't think it had any rpg elements, it looked kinda detailed for a NES game
>>336465320
Also, the first mission had you fighting these demon monks or whatever in caverns.
>>336465345
Yeah just look at this shit:
https://youtu.be/R-JAICJ0k4Q?list=PL6PNZBb6b9Ltgl6WM5rn2pjrXd_qdit2S
>>336464525
Retsupurae did a really funny playthrough of Galerians back in the day, you should check it out!
>>336465578
Gimmick
>>336464540
>oreo
>nonbaked
Patrician taste, senpai
>>336465578
The adventures of lolo?
>>336465856
I got a bit bored watching it at first, but holy shit did that take a turn
>>336465084
Kaeru no Tame ni Kane wa Naru, perhaps?
FPS, very primitive 3D. First mission had you starting in a gray valley.
I recall there being something appearing similar to a metal Vectorman, and the name was similar enough to Metal Gear that I associated the name of Metal Gear with this game until I found out what Metal Gear actually was. They are completely unrelated.
A FPS released around Quake 3. Instead of having several weapons it only had one weapon that transformed into different modes. I also think there was dinosaurs but I'm not sure.
Some weird 2D top down shooter that came with an old magazine CD for Mac OS 9. You started out in an office I think, and could grab a rifle from your desk and start shooting people until the police came. It had very basic art, ms paint-like.
>>336466042
It's very tasty.
Very weird RTS that had everyone dressed up like Halo's Spartans and used something that I think was basic 3D.
You had shit like mecha priests that could heal your guys, a lot of the landscapes looked icy, the soundtrack and FX were funky but passable, and the pathing was really really bad.
Released for PC, I think sometime between 95 and 98.
>>336466150
That's it wow I never thought I'd learn the name of that game
>>336466760
7th Legion? 1997.
>>336463105
Game for the snes, think it was a platformer. The player character could throw his arms and legs I think,/ feet and hands. May have been wearing a brown executioner hood thingy with only his eyes visible, but it was very cartoony. It's possible i'm blending two games here.
>>336466979
>that fucking power plant
YES
Holy shit I'm going to try and download this, see if it holds up still.
>>336467079
plok
>>336465320
>>336465589
Fear Unlimited?
>>336467246
Well shit. I guess it kinda was an executioner hood. Thanks anon.
>>336467079
Sounds like Decap Attack but I think it was for the Genesis.
My request. It was early pc, i'm thinking DOS but i can't be sure. Between DOS and 98 atleast.
It's a sidescroller shooting game. The level i remember (probably the first) had you blasting zombies. I seem to recall once the zombies died you could kick the heads around as well. I can't remember much else sadly. Was quite violent
Another pc game:
Top down shooter, was very violent. End had you murder some sadam hussein lookalike motherfucker. You controlled a green army dude. Could be top down, but the character sprites were 2D...
>>336467402
weird, I've played that but I never had a Genesis.
>>336467432
Could the first one be one of the Metal Slug games?
>>336467472
It also came later on ps2 and stuff for a sega collection. could be that you played it there.
>>336467586
definetly not. The artstyle wasn't like that. As i remember it was more grim in its setting. Cartoony, but still grim, if that makes sense. And there was only one playable character. Could be a duke nukem knockoff, but don't quote me on that.
Flash like bullet hell where one of the selectable ships is a hotdog. Also, a game where you can play as a ninja or a pirate, platformer like.
There was a screen grab of this game posted here a month ago, but I didn't get to save it.
You were a little boy crouching and running in what looked like a 1950s military base, was a mission where you couldn't get caught by the guards patrolling. There is a minimap in the HUD. From what I remember about the game, this particular mission was a flashback, but I could be mistaken.
>>336467717
indigo prophecy
>>336467717
sounds like fahrenheit. Flashback scene.
its a space combat sim, you play some form of human feedies with pretty clunky looking ships
I remember you could call in reinforcements on some missions but you would get post mission debriefs about how doing so fucked up other mission.
I think you start at war with brown ayys and end up working with them to fight red&black spider ayys
>>336467813
That's it, thanks man.
A cartoonish styled platformer kinda like Psychonauts in which you play a boy who can transform in an evil version of himself and who tries to save his pet (I think it was some sort of humanoid cat) who got kidnapped or something.
>>336467294
Holy shit yeah!
Top down puzzle game, entirely 2D, lot of bright colors, windows 98.
Upon completing a level you'd get a text box showing how you did and text that says "Onward!"
Small robot fighting other robots. Lots and lots of profanity, lot of brown, seemed edgy in a comical way at the time.
Think it was for the GameCube or Xbox. Never got past the beginning.
I had this game on my PC back in 2002/3.
You we're a worm and you fought ants with modern weaponry.
It was level based, if i remember correctly the first level was a defense, the second you drove a car and ran over ants, i also remember a level where you fought a giant ant.
It may have been part of the Worms series, but i can't find it on the wiki.
It's a browser game that I played around 04(?). You control a ship in a Gradius-like shooter and one of the bosses is a giant polar bear. The bear moves back and forth between the left and right side of the screen.
And it may have used Mozart's music but I'm not sure about that.
>>336468392
Metal Arms was fun as fuck fan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn2nUyv1Whs
>>336467710
The second one could be ninja loves pirate.
I'm looking for an old computer game (dos or 95) that all took place in a circus. There was an annoying parrot who would get on the trapeze and sing la cucaracha until you knocked him down.
Contra clone like game for NES. I remember it had 8 stages and you could have only 2 weapons. Machine gun and rocket launcher but could upgrade them in 3 ways. Also there was a upper platform where you throw granades on enemies.
>>336467813
as yes Fahrenheit the last game Quantum Dream made.
>>336468830
I googled around using your description and someone else is describing what seems to be a similar game if it jogs your memory:
I'm looking for the name of an old Mac game aroudn 1990-1998
in the game you see a circus with all kinds of mini games that you can play.
The mini games I remember:
- on a trapeze swing around
- lions had to throw balls into a basketball net
- you could cannon clowns
- big parade in which all characters are dressed like you want.
- you had to teach elephant to dance with foodsteps or something like that.
The main character is a little mouse (I Think).
>>336467940
Mother fucking Freespace my man
Either DOS or early Windows.
Sidescrolling game where you played as a caveman, I believe you pressed space to hit enemies with a club.
Possibly you could enter caves.
Health regen was meat (like big hams) that you walked over, either laying around in the levels or dropped by killed enemies.
>>336463105
So, I have been looking for this game for more than a goddamn decade, all I remember is that it was a Super nintendo game, it had a top down view, just like the old Metal Gear games, but the graphics were alright, the other thing I remember was that one of the first bosses/enemies was some sort of cyber crab, the game had a honeycomb map and the whole game about something futuristi I think.
Seriously, if any of you can help I would be eternally grateful
>>336466529
Codename: Outbreak
>>336469376
Operation Logic Bomb?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPJVtBfGFQo
>>336464080
Not OP, but you the real MVP anon. First reply and delivery.
>>336469612
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, THANK YOU MATE
>>336469442
>Codename: Outbreak
THANK YOU SO MUCH
I've been asking about this game in threads like this one for 2 years. You sir are a saint.
>>336469702
All good anon, have fun. I've never even played it personally, but my google-fu is pretty tight 2nite
>>336469347
Prehistoric and its sequel.
>>336469783
I just remember that I rented it one day and liked it but the next time I went to rent the rental place had close down and now since around 2004 I have been trying to search and failing miserably, this was really a find, thanks dude
>>336466015
Great game, but USA never got it I think.
Some sort of tactical RTS/RTT on the moon or something like that
You'd capture "pyramids", I think with glass walls and cities inside.
Each captured pyramid would let you spawn some limited number of units
Ancient, I'm pretty sure I played it before 2000
Late DOS or early w9x game. Came on several CDs. You're a ship captain in 17-18th century, pirate golden age in the Caribbean days. Had several campaigns, at least 2 faction campaigns. Campaigns had missions. You controlled the ship from birds eye view, had complete control over all the ammo being used/fired, which sides to fire from, order of guns firing, sail control, could attack friendlies/turn pirate, micromanaged even what food was being eaten, ration types, the ship's medic, how stern the watch captain was, etc. Could blow up indigenous villages, raid em for goods etc. You could trade with towns and other ships. The gameworld was a continuous fictionalized world map with different continental shapes with like Not-London being on an island connected by a fuck huge Thames. Spanned from Western Europe, Africa, North- and South-America to even like north pole a bit.
>>336469750
Tried it recently, can't say it aged well.
>>336468925
Not sure since i've never played it personally, but are you thinking of codename: Viper?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEkpQLGMtm4
So here it is. I remember installing it at more than a decade ago from some CD holding 999+ pirated games. Was working good under Windows 98.
It was set RTS set in the medieval era, and you had to order various types of troops in castles or towns belonging to you (the inside of the castle looked like a room inside a blacksmith, probably with animated fire and overall dark coloring).
After that you were traveling across the country, probably turn-based. But when you were encountering an enemy army, you had some time to place your troops (archers, infantry, cavalrymen etc.) on the field (it was top-down view, and your men were standing at the bottom of the screen), and after that they started going up the map of the battlefield, that was really big, with trees, ponds and othe obstacles, rushing at the enemy troops who stood or moved from the top.
The whole battle part looked very nice, almost like 3D to me back then.
What is this game?
>>336470376
i think I saw some video about that game, one of those normalboots guys. Either projared, pbg, or jontron.
looking now
>>336470603
>>336470376
High Seas Trader?
>>336470667
Was topdown camera, also you controlled the little ship directly with like either mouse or the keyboard.
>>336466529
Redline had a single weapon that transformed, but it was more about vehicular combat than dinosaurs, so probably not what you're looking for.
>>336470391
No but I realized that it was probably SNES and not NES because it had much better art and graphic.
It was a RPG from I think the gamecube, or maybe the PS2. Pretty sure it was that gen.
I can't really remember anything specific about it, all I can remember was there was a main guy and a main girl, and their mentor was a butler or something.
>there are people on /v/ who don't remember Funny Pizza Land posting
those threads were great
Too bad some dickhead ended up getting PewDiePie to play it.
I've been wondering about this shooter for about 20 years. Kinda like Xevious only it scrolled extremely fast and you could scroll horizontally a bit. Terrain was largely pseudo-3D in the vein of Marble Madness.
My artistic ability hasn't improved much since then.
I saw this game in a magazine back sometime after 2003. It either used the same engine as or looked very similar to The Thing, but had dinosaurs.
>>336463105
It was some sort of space shooter where you could go cockpit view for the Playstation. The only thing I remember is kind of like an X-shaped ship coming from this hatch which opened into space and then you got control.
I seriously have no idea what it was.
>>336466589
Harry the Handsome Executive?
>>336463105
This weird game where you had this robot lady on a ball and the ball went through a linear path but it had really simple puzzles on the ps1. I remember playing it as a kid.
>>336473001
Colony Wars?
>>336467432
>first game
This is just a shot in the dark, but Alien Rampage? It sure was violent anyway
>>336473287
THATS WHAT IT WAS.
Thanks man. Gonna watch some gameplay.
There was this shareware fps demo I remember playing as a kid, it was 2.5d like doom. I remember it had you running through a school or something and there were big smiley faces and living soda machines. Anyone remember anything like that?
>>336463105
It's an old windows 2000ish racer on space, the final vehicle costs like 300k and it's a blue half moon that's hard as ball to drive. After every tournamente there's a cutscene about you going to another planet. You start with a slow ass red tank.
>>336472863
Found it finally. It was called A Sound of Thunder and was cancelled for everything but the GBA.
>>336473682
Chex Quest?
>>336474024
No, it wasn't chex quest. I remember it had really odd details about the living vending machines in a log. And I think you had to shoot at these giant smiley faces in your school. It was really strange.
>>336463105
It was an arcade fighting game and the characters got dismembered as they took damage. +20 years old game.
SciFi Platformer for OG Gameboy, you were like a guy in a mech/spacesuit that shoots projectiles. You also had a grappling-hook mechanic I think.
Also, you guys are awesome.
i remember i played a demo of a RTS game, it had three races humans orcs and some bee-like aliens, was similar to WH40k and i think it had something with planet in name
Trying to remember a game, but not much to go on. Pretty sure it was on PC, back in maybe late 90's/early 2000's?
Fairly certain it had 2D graphics. The only bit I can remember of it was stream of lava running down a mountain that you had to cross by jumping on black/dark grey rocks floating in it, that rose/sank repeatedly. The rocks were very round iirc. There may also have been a beige mountain path that you went across which had some metal structures in the background? I don't know if that was the same game or not.
Tried to draw it out in paint but it's a right mess, but I think the perspective is nearly right at least.
>>336467710
don't you mean jets'n'guns?
Pretty sure it was an old DOS game, I got it from the Dollar Tree when I was like 10. Stuck it in my computer and it loaded up some fast food strategy game.
I could never find it again or anything about it again. It literally game in a small plastic baggy the size of a floppy disc with the name of the game on a white label.
A PS1 turned based JRPG where you had to input D-Pad directions to do a martial arts-type attack. As you leveled up, you got more slots. The whole gimmick was to try as many combinations as possible to find a kick ass move that would set your enemies on fire or something, but once you found a great attack you would just spam it forever.
I think it started with "The Legend..."
I remember this OG Xbox game, most likely some demo. I think it was a minigame collection. One of the minigames I vaguely remember involved people in colored balls. (No monkeys.)
>>336476724
Fusion Frenzy.
>>336476637
Legend of Legaia?
>>336476845
I just watched some gameplay of it now. Extremely good chance this is it. Thanks.
>>336466617
What game on the background?
>>336477219
That's it! Thanks anon!
>>336477370
No problem. Not an exceptionally good game, but pretty fun if you get a drinking game or something going with friends
Aight so, there was an old PC game I used to play late 90's, early 00's, I remember you played as this guy in a lab coat, and you were chasing your clone in a black lab coat. The game was tactical, you moved around a map and collected weapons, and you had to save certain sections of cities before your clone destroyed them. Everytime you and your clone fought the cutscenes were like cartoon animated, I remember one of the weapons was this breakdancing guy with a boombox. if you saved a city, it would show a little 3D cutscenes of the city intact, but if your clone beat you, it would show the city destroyed. I also remember the menu was like a bunch of various computer monitors and one of them had a clown on it I think? game had voice acting too.
I've been looking for this game for YEARS, and for the life of me, I cannot find the title, I've asked around, some people recognize it, but I've never gotten a name.
