CURSE YOU ZELDA
CURSE YOU SAGES
CURSE YOU mike
Whats the goofiest name youve given your unnamed vidya protagonist anons?
>>336438632
>mfw my name is Mike
>>336438876
Yea, I was talking to you
>>336438716
Penisho
CURSE YOU ZELDA
CURSE YOU SAGES
CURSE YOU shadowedge
it is due to the Zelda series that I now go with whatever the game wants the protagonist to be, unless they have a REALLY stupid name.
I am totally fine with being Lest in Rune Factory.
>>336438632
CURSE YOU ZELDA
CURSE YOU SAGES
CURSE YOU...ZELDA
>>336438932
w-what do you want
CURSE YOU... ZELDA!
CURSE YOU... SAGES!
CURSE YOU... I say!
>first play through
>Link
>second playthrough
>my real name
>third playthrough like a year later
>Faggot
>>336438632
>Not naming your character in CAPS
>>336438632
Who else plays OoT every Christmas?
>>336438632
CURSE YOU ZELDA
CURSE YOU SAGES
CURSE YOU femlink
>>336438632
>name myself America!
>CURSE YOU AMERICA!
I love this way more than I should.
>>336438716
In FF1 I named my team after the Three Stooges (fourth one being Shemp).
Whenever I play an Orc in TES, I'll name it Sports (male) or Sports Bra (female).
I HATE ZELDA
I HATE SAGES
I HATE mthrfukr
>>336439346
That sounds really comfy actually.
CURSE YOU AUTOBOTS
>>336439346
Really pathetic people who refuse to grow up.
>>336439665
where do you think we are
>>336439665
Don't tell me you work on Christmas, or don't realize OoT is one of the best games ever made.
>>336439054
I wish I could ride off of someone else's success.
I love Saria!
>inconsistent capitalization of names between games in the series
FUCK YOU POKEMON
>name is Trevor
>go replay OoT years later
>look at the file select
>1. TREVSTAR
>>336439054
that's the smile of someone with a foot long dick
>>336439725
>anime reaction image
>still obsessed with his overrated childhood games
You must have a dynamite social life
The localisation team should have forced all caps for the text here. In Japanese this issue would't exist, so it just feels weird.
>>336439846
This triggers me as well
>Name myself Michael so that it looks right in text
>it would actually be MICHAEL to fit in with the rest for some fucking reason
>but then some games don't even do that
>some games even do things like in OP where everything is capitalised on rare occasion making your name not look right so THERE IS NO WAY TO WIN
>>336439993
>You must have a dynamite social life
>posted by someone on 4chan.org
>>336438632
>capitalize name at start
>makes it all caps ingame
>>336439851
that's THRILLHO tier
>>336438632
it happened to me too lol
>>336440070
>>336438632
We /Michael/ up in here
>>336440150
haha thats funny anon
>>336439816
good taste.
>>336440070
Here's how to sum it up
>Gens 1-3, EVERYTHING is caps
>Gen 4, Humans were decapitalized
>Gen 5 onward, everything is decapitalized and capitalized Pokemon are decapitalized when transferred, fixing those Gen 3 and 4 Events you had lying around
I don't think Pokemon's had an instance where someone uses all caps and includes your name, though.
>>336438716
Steakums
Niggerlord
Poopfeast
Sandwiches
>>336439792
Yeah, would be nice to be avgn and have someone as mike to write all the episodes for you
CURSE YOU fukblake
>raining outside
>boot up OoT and go to the kakariko graveyard
>>336439601
>>336438632
My friend in elementary school named his character in OOT Nabooru just so Nabooru would say "What kind of name is that?" after asking you your name. Hours of work for a fucking chuckle.
CURSE YOU ZELDA
CURSE YOU SAGES
CURSE YOU CJ
>>336439109
POST BOIPUCCI
>>336438716
I have a friend that's a localizator and he always make silly punny names for characters, specially in WoW.
"Cúbito" for an undead frost mage ("cubito" means ice cube and "cúbito" is the ulna bone in yoru arm)
"Cunfu" for a monk (How you pronounce Kung-fu)
"Santurrón" for a paladin (Blessed one in a stupid way)
And so on.
>>336439346
I replay the game every two/three years.
>>336438716
Bert, literally the first name that came to mind so I figured why not let's see how this plays out
>>336438632
CURSE YOU ZELDA
CURSE YOU SAGES
CURSE YOU Zelda
>>336438716
Supershock
I thought it was cool at the time.
>>336440864
I hate this term.
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CURSE YOU SAGES
CURSE YOU I Say
>>336440464
>at night
>>336439993
sorry not everyone can fuck super hot chicks and then ride in a limo to see the latest shitshow from hollywood on chirstmas
>>336439346
Sorry, that spot would be reserved forRE4
>>336440452
Have you watched any of Mike's top tens or anything? I really doubt he writes any of James' videos. I think he only ever really did the title cards.
>>336438716
I say
>>336441862
It's pretty much facts that Mike writes the episodes, they said so in at least one or two videos. James is just the "actor", Mike is the real video game nerd of those two, James first video of angry nintendo nerd was just a funny mock video he did towards Mike
>>336441998
Really? I think in one of the videos he put out recently about the script he makes comments about how Mike would read the scripts and suggest things, so it seems like James does a lot of the writing anyway.
>>336442193
Maybe he does nowadays, but before the movie it was basically all Mike, I stopped watching him around episode 70-ish anyway
>>336440460
>i'm blake
CURSE YOU... ZELDA!
CURSE YOU... SAGES!
CURSE YOU... crono!
Gotta love zsnes allowing you play actually good games you could not find on your local rental store, even if you had to do the L+R button remapping bullshit.
>>336438716
I got a slakoth on pokemon ruby and named it freshcock, then traded it with some in game character and freaked out when they talked about it in the game tv
>visit goron village
>I AM THE MIGTHY Christian
>HEAR MY NAME AND TREMBLE!!
>>336441998
That's not true. Good bait, though.
>>336442918
Care to come with any sort of argument or proof or just here to meme cause you can't give a good answer?
So N64 games just started feeling nostalgic to me. Anything worth replaying except Goemon, Mario and Zelda?
>>336439993
>having a social life
>>336443147
Winback
Bomberman 64
Hybrid Heaven
Mischief Makers
Body Harvest
Star Fox 64
Anything by Rare
Wave Race 64
1080 Snowboarding
>>336443147
Except banjo kazooie/tooie?
Not really
>>336439993
as a normie, social lives are overrated
so is sex
videogames are forever and theyll never cheat on you.
>>336439851
>recently found my old windwaker disc
>boot it up
>1. ALEX
>2. NARUTO
>3. mom
>>336440821
>playing ffta for the first time in jr high
>opening sequence
>'You can't just be 'New Kid' forever, yknow.'
>name Marche 'New Kid' just to be a spiteful asshole
>regret it about 5 hours in and make a new save
Looking back, I think maybe i AM autistic.
>>336443995
>>336443147
Jet Force Gemini comes to mind
THPS2 was pretty great but don't play the N64 version.
>>336440396
>Poopfeast
Goddammit I'm too old for this shit
>>336444614
The N64 version is better if you mute the music and play your own. The chopped up music in game is laughable. A shame because other companies managed some really impressive quality audio on the system.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fVFx8sbLv8
>>336443995
>Bomberman 64
Only if you never discovered THE TRUTH.
And there are still a lot of people who don't. It was during the era where spoilers didn't escape that easily, and people didn't make it their life's mission to excavate spoilers retroactively.
I still consistently run into people who get upset when I tell them THE TRUTH. It's like telling a kid about Santa. They get pretty upset.
>mfw I name my character Zelda in every LoZ game
There's nothing you hosers can do about it
>>336440821
I once did this with Super Mario RPG.
'Sesame' so that Booster would say it at the door.
And then he did it.
"Why did I do that. Who gives a shit." Except I was a little kid and didn't curse. I was a cute plucky little boy with rosy cheeks. But I could still be cynical that I was getting too old for such nonsense.
>>336444910
GRRR!
You better not do it again!!
>>336441998
That's not entirely true, no. Yes, Mike writes a lot of the jokes but it's mostly James that scripts the entire thing and puts it together. Mike IS the more hardcore gamer between the two, but James has beaten some incredibly stupid hard games.
James has beaten ever single Zelda CD-i game. That's reason enough to know he has skill. Ghostbusters on NES, all the Castlevanias, Ghosts N Goblins, etc
>>336444910
>>336445050
I don't get it, what's so bad about using the default name?
>>336444876
What are you rambling about?
>>336445121
...!! Why you..!!
YOU KNOW YOU DON'T MEAN THAT
>>336445091
James and Mike both suck terribly at 3D games. Try and watch them play Indiana Jones and the Infernal Machine.
>>336445154
Go get 100 gold cards on Bomberman 64.
And that means getting 5 out of Altair in one battle. It's better if you do that last.
Or you could just look it up and spoil everything.
Can we all agree that AVGN peaked with Action 52 and Cheetahmen?
>>336445261
I actually I think Dick Tracy was his best one.
>>336445225
Yeah well they both fully admit that they're more retro gamers, Mike is better at 3D than James is though yeah. Although trying to watch him play one of the newer Xbox Ninja Gaiden games was hard because he kept getting stuck.
Still, who cares? James is a great fucking person, and Mike has become likable even after the whole MINEYCRAFTA debacle. Doesn't matter their skill, I can guarantee they're better at games than 80% of /v/.
i used to name the rival "???" when i first played pokemon because thats how you first see his name and when they asked what he was called i wanted to be honest about it.
>>336438632
can you give your files lowrecase letters in OoT?
>>336445403
I'm amazed 10 inch Mike didn't quit after the Elmo review and MINECRAP video. The amount of hate he received for a good year was impressive. Then there was /v/ constantly asking him for dickpics.
>>336438716
As a joke one time I named Cloud in FF7 Lightning, and I played like that for 5 or 6 hours and got pretty deep into disc 1mostly while stoned or drunk.
About a year or so later I decided to start playing it again since I've never finished FF7 and every time Cloud's name came up or I saw it in the status screen I just sneered. It really kind of ruined the playthrough for me when I was sober, and it probably would've too when I was intoxicated since the only reason I did it was as a joke.
>>336444876
It was the first N64 game I played and I couldn't get past the second fucking level
>>336445542
His skins about as thick as his dick.
>>336445518
I knew what the game meant but I named him ??? anyway just to be funny.
>>336441998
Over the James and Mike videos, the commentaries for the episodes, and these last two Script videos
Mike generally finds the games and will help James play them sometimes, but James will most of the time play the games and writes the entire script because Mike ain't into that.
I remember naming Steiner "Martin" so people called him "Adelbert Martin" It was really weird.
>tfw always name my rival in Pokemon games Faggot, BigPoopoo, Idiot, etc.
>>336439346
Oot is one of my favorite games of all time and playing it to often would kinda make it boring
CURSE YOU ZELDA
CURSE YOU SAGES
CURSE YOU adam
>>336439308
This. Not putting your name in caps was for pussies.
>>336443995
>bomberman 64
muh niggu
>playing online with /v/
>>336438716
Any time I have a female character, I name her Rivers Ford.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNq53Kvziho
>that amient sound of the teleport thing
>getting a heart container
>>336439846
What are those little frill things hanging out of third girls shorts?
>>336445403
It really is impressive how he was able to turn around the general opinion of him.
Not many people can escape an embarrassment on the level of MINEY CRAFTA.
>>336445518
honestly you don't see his name, if you name him anything other than ??? you're just lying to the cops
>>336438716
If I can't really think of anything I name my party on RPGs using food.
>>336446110
Cut pockets
>>336446110
I think it's the pockets, like it's cut so short that the pockets are longer than the shorts.
>>336444449
Did your mom win?
>>336438716
I name my character Lonk in every single Zelda game that lets me
>>336439993
social life is exhausting
>>336438716
Jamal
Fuck
Shit
CockGuru69
TheDiddler
Henry Jobber
>playing my cousins tetris on gameboy
>get 3 high scores and spell out:
STEPHEN
IS
DUMB
>his little brother loses his shit and starts crying
>>336438716
Pedro
>>336446525
h-hahahah so goofy..
>>336438716
Pepito
CURSE YOU ZELDA...
CURSE YOU SAGES...
CURSE YOU...Link!
CURSE YOU ZELDA
CURSE YOU SAGES
CURSE YOU asianchung
CURSE YOU ZELDA
CURSE YOU SAGES
TOSS YOU coin
CURSE YOU ZELDA
CURSE YOU SAGES
CURSE YOUnine
CURSE YOU SAGES
AND CURSE YOU ZELDA
I'LL GET YOU TENACIOUS Z!
CURSE YOU SAGE
AND FUCK YOU JABLES
I'LL GET YOU TENACIOUS mike
>>336440328
>>336440070
>>336439846
Look at those faggots not playing the original Japanese version where stupid like capitalization doesn't exist.
>my name is Eric
>encounter this asshole
FUCK YOU ZELDA
FUCK YOU SAGES
FUCK YOU stallone
>>336439346
Why? Didn't you ever get new games on Christmas?
>>336445091
Mike has beat everything James has done and more. James also didn't beat Castlevania 3 which is the hardest one.
>>336438716
THRILHO
>>336439851
Doubt. OOT only had six characters. I couldn't ever fit my full name.
I name DQ heroes after the number of rhe entry. I can't wait to play as eleven.
FUCK YOU ZELDA
FUCK YOU SAGES
FUCK YOU too
>>336449808
It's been a while but I'm almost 100% certain OoT has an 8 character limit
Lon Lon milk comes from _____?
>>336450538
cows
>>336450538
packs
>>336450538
>freckles
SOILED IT
>>336450635
So you like freckles?
>>336445807
>lend pokemon yellow to a friend after gold comes out
>eventually he gives it back
>boot it up
>he never left pallet town
>check house signs
>Dog Poo's House
>Cat Pee's House
>>336450538
Bottles
>>336438716
not me but my friend's little sister named her character in oot cyborg because of teen titans
she never made it past the deku tree
>>336439346
Nah, I usually replay Half-life then.
>>336450635
>Lon Lon milk comes from freckles
??????
>>336443147
F-Zero X
>>336439993
>gb2reddit
finish this post: the best zelda girl is ____ because _____
US Civil War II.
>>336442360
Nice meme. Mike suggests stuff but James writes the draft.
>>336451623
cows
packs
>>336451623
none of those
I'm not an icky pedo like you
