CHOOSE WISELY /v/
>>336402092
give me box
>>336402092
the potion sounds tempting, but I wouldn't risk it because I would most likely die like a faggot, perhaps with the exception of MGQ
so the Box is
>>336402092
Always the box
>>336402092
WHAT'S IN THE BOX
box, all other answers are too boring
i would take the risk of destroying the hourtglass so it can never be flipped
The box.
Or all of them
>>336402092
give me the box
>>336402092
>Potion
HERE COMES MY DICK
I already have the crystal brain so I'll go with the box
Box pls
BOX
O O
XOB
>>336402092
Magic potion, bring me to morrowind.
>>336402092
I'll be safe and just take the hourglass
>>336402092
the hourglass obviously. Immortality that doesn't really last forever since you can just flip it and die
>le ebin box xD
flaming sword
>>336402092
taking the box is part of the plan
choose wiselier
>>336402092
what happens if the hourglass is put in a 0g enviroment
>>336402092
box
What's the downside to the hourglass or the potion? For the hourglass if you get bored of immortality you can choose to die. And why would you want to get out of the world that you personally picked?All of you are gonna pick Pokemon for the world anyways.
>>336402891
Is this like pokemon?
>>336402092
>Make a flame proof holder for your sword.
>Make the holder double as a piesoelectric generator so that the heat from the sword generates electricity
The sword is the obvious choice here.
>>336402891
D because fast
>>336402972
>>336402631
THE
DICK
>>336402417
>tfw you instantly are teleported into the path of one of the vore monsters and die horribly
>>336403051
YES
>>336402092
I CHOOSE!THE BOX!
>five shitty things
>a box that could be ANYTHING
If you don't choose the box you have no love of life or mystery.
>>336402891
F is the obvious choice. It's attack can exceed the defence of any of the others while maintain a high defence itself.
>>336402891
At least use full version dude
>>336402092
I have constant headaches so gimme thw brain im used to the negative part by now
>>336402092
Whats in the booooox?
WHATS IN THE FUCKING BOXI hope is geckos
>>336402092
Hourglass.
Hourglass. Dying is fucking scary I don't care about the negatives just store it safely.
>>336402972
>Pokemon
>Not Legend of Zelda
>>336403051
COME ON
>>336402092
The hour glass.
Whit it, I can learn all the things, live enough to see flaming swords, and maybe get a gf.
>>336402891
E. Bulky attack shrimp is best shrimp
The hourglass. At least I can choose to end it whenever if shit goes south
>>336402092
Do I get jacked as fuck with the sword?
Strength persists even if I don't have the sword? e.g. leave it at home for work
THE BOX. THE BOX
>>336403145
ONE SHOT JOHNNY
>>336403335
WHAT'S IN THE BOX
>>336403335
OPEN IT
>>336403145
ONE SHOT JOHNNY
>>336403335
WEED
>>336403335
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>336402972
Pokemon is easily the best world to choose if you choose the potion.
>safe world where children can freely travel without supervision
>everyone is happy in some form or another
>pet fighting is legal and is an international sport
>almost everyone is attractive
>no minorities save a couple of token ones
>better tech than what we have currently
>can fuck gardevoirs
>>336403335
Fuck you faggot, just open the box already.
Alsoyou guessed it, VIDEO GAMES
>>336403335
I want the box God damn it
>>33640209
>potion
>New World in LR
>same as Earth, only difference is the XIII gang and meeting Caius when you die
Count me inI get to go find my shining Light!
>>336403335
Yeah, I want the box solely because none of the others are super appealing.
>>336402092
The Hourglass. It's the only one that lets you opt out/cancel the "drawback" at any time of your choosing. Once I get tired of seeing people die and the world age, I can just flip it and say "peace out" to let myself die.
>>336402972
Pokémon is obviously the best answer. You get to live in a fucking utopia where everyone's lives orbit around magical creatures (everyone does Pokémon-related things, nobody seems to work but society hasn't collapsed).
You get the chanco to have a Pokémon and go on adventure. Even if you don't become the champion or you can't get them all you get to experience a great adventure with your bros.
And the worst thing that could happen to you is black out and wake up automatically in a hospital that costs no money.
You just have to face some dipshits that try to take over the world once in a while, but if a 10 years old can take them down, eventually someone will.
It's the perfect choice. I'd get the potion
>>336403335
Come on Anon, don't leave us hanging!
>>336403509
JUST
GIVE
ME
THE
BOX
O
X
>>336403450
I was reluctant at first, but I thought pokemon, and its like I'm safe from any harm ever and I get to fuck sweet teenage trainer girls.
Regardless >>336403509 I PICK THE BOXXXXX
>>336403335
Enough tease Anon I need the box
>>336403509
ALLOHA AKUBARU!!!
>>336403509
JUST
>>336403450
This. It's pretty much just real life, but better in every way.
>>336402092
I already have headaches daily, gimme the brain.
>>336403530
>nobody seems to work
That's just incorrect, you can even visit office buildings with workers in them.
>>336403074
SHIIIEEET
>Flaming sword
I'll just properly store it in a fire place to keep warm during cold nights. Just gotta get flame resistant gloves.
>Crystal Brain
Headaches aren't worth it man.
>Potion
I'll go to Kirby's world. Then I can be super comfy
> Hourglass
When I get bored of immortality I'll just turn it over.
>GF
I'll make time for vidya.
>Box
NO
>>336403509
GIVE
ME
THAT
BOX
>>336403523
>>336403292
>>336403192
>>336403172
>>336402972
>>336402803
>choose hourglass
>think you've stored it safely
>freak accident earthquake/tornado flips it
>you die randomly not even knowing what happened
>>336402092
Why would I choose anything other than immortality?
>>336402092
>Rubs dick in lotion
>Drinks potion
>>336403509
GIVE ME THE FUCKING BOX
>>336403450
>Implying you won't get monkey pawed into the manga pokemon universe
>Implying a pack of Mightyena won't then rip you apart limb from limb while the alpha male rapes your boipussy
>>336402092
>Potion
>Monster Hunter
>get to hunt awesome monsters every day
>can't actually die because Felyne taxi service
>even getting slammed into a wall by a raging lightning ape only stuns momentarily, no lasting damage
>get to actually carve the specific drops that I want instead of relying on RNG all the damn time
>tons of sexy hunter girls craving dick 24/7
>>336403723
>Rubs dick in lotion
cutfag americans everyone
![Skeleton-Pirate_art[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DymARDO.jpg "Skeleton-Pirate_art[1].jpg")
>>336402092
I once won a write-in contest for a local radio and they had a mystery box option for the prize. I could have won a backpack full of candy but chose the box.
In the box was a rock on a small stand. On the stand was written 'a piece of history'.
I will always regret picking the box.
>magic potion
>pokemon
>capture Palkia, Dialga any Giratina
>bend the universe to my will
>>336403683
>build big gyroscope housing
>can't flip it
>>336402092
Only the brain and potion are decent, hell the potion could essentially grant you other powers if you choose the right game.
>>336403764
>>336403642
>I'll make time for vidya.
That's not how it works. You will not have any time for vidya if you pick the gf.
>>336403758
manga isnt a game
it puts you into a GAME
COME ON MYSTERY BOX. I WANT MY GOAT TOWER
>>336403683
No, I only lose the effect of immortality. That's not dying. So if I age normally, and I'm old, I probably die. Otherwise I keep on going as usual. It offers some nice safety though.
>>336403626
Even the offices are Pokémon-related things. Battle office in Black/White, for example.
>>336403763
your ugly penis that terrifies women isn't self lubrication either Sven
>>336402092
Those items suck, pick lives /v/!
>>336403823
My life is already ruined with regret. It can't get any worse so let's go.
>>336403823
YES wait I get it
the box is cursed, you keep wanting it but it never reveals what it is
>>336403823
just open it
>>336403823
BOOOOOOOXXXXXXX
>>336403904
Fisher king remains the best choice possible
>>336403683
Flipping doesn't even kill you, it just makes you not immortal. You'd just notice you've started aging after a few months/years.
Objectively the hourglass is the correct choice.
You are literally able to choose when you die. If you're sad that others are dying around you, just flip the glass.
>>336403876
They are still working, and there are actual construction workers in some games.
>>336403904
Oh yeah I remember reading all of this.
All these lives suck. I'd rather live the shit life I have currently.
>>336403904
NO I WANT THE BOX
>>336403904
Reminder that Dominion is the best life out there.
>>336403764
Boxes are a scam. If you pick them it's rubbish, saving the company some money. If you don't pick them, they'll reveal what's in the box and it's always something huuge!
>>336404013
they're usually foremen ordering pokemon around to do the heavy lifting
>>336403823
MY DICK IS READY
>>336403784
There is lore, specifically in DP, explaining that it doesn't work that way, cmon now Anon
>>336403823
GIMME THE GODDAMN BOX
>>336403995
What if your life is shit and just stays shit for 100 years? What then? You just spent 100 years hoping your life would improve but it didn't instead of going to your favorite video game world.
>>336402092
But if the earth is spinning, the hourglass will inevitably be flipped over, on account of the earth being uspide down?
>>336403145
J O H N N Y
>>336403450
Objective truth
>>336402092
"The world of any game" is too vague. Will the content run out just like it does in the game? Sounds way too risky. I'd rather just pick the hourglass with no downsides.
>>336403823
You overkilled the joke. Good job
>>336402891
B because I like retards
>>336404167
You dragged it out to much and I don't care anymore
>>336404167
open it you bitch
>>336404167
I'VE ALREADY DECIDED ON THE BOOOOOOOOOOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!
>>336404167
it's time to start reporting the posts
>>336404167
BOOOOOOX
>>336403145
i choose this cutie
>>336404167
BOX
>>336403964
this. Become the ultimate neet, learn to make waifu golems and spend eternity doing whatever.
If you're worried about being lonely, plant your house somewhere people can find it. Let them stay the night in exchange for stories.
>>336403904
>healer
>spirit will judge you
>if you havent helped anyone you get a shit life
>if you ruined other peoples lifes you dont get to reincarnate
How does that make any sense?
Not reincarnating > reincarnating into shit life
>>336404167
I will backtrace your IP and stick my dick in your mom's box if you don't open this shit right now
>>336404208
Oh yeah what if it just ends up being exactly like the game and nothing beyond it? You'd be trapped in VR playing one game for all eternity
>>336404167
Really pushing it now, man.
Get to the punchline.
>>336404167
JUST FUCKING OPEN IT
>>336403145
>>336403145
What's G speical?
>>336404278
>Not helping anyone = Shitty life
>Fucking up other people = no reincarnation
What's so hard to understand anon?
the box contains another box, we're getting memed
>>336402092
The gf;_;
box
i would catch on fire mid swing of the sword
>>336404407
it cool
>>336402891
F
Dat Defense.
>>336404167
Open it!!!
>>336404013
Construction "workers" that use Pokémon to do the hard work.
You have a fucking magical thing that can help you do the work in the bat of an eye. Do you have to carry a lot of weight? Go Machamp. Do you need help in constructing? There's a whole line for that: Timburr, Gurdurr and Conkeldurr.
Life would be easy as fuck. You could fly anywhere in seconds, energy wouldn't be a problem.
Fucking Pokémon man. Ain't gonna explain shit
>>336404278
If you reincarnate you'd have a chance to do better and get a better life next time
>>336404407
NO I WANT THE SWORD GIVE ME THE SWORD THE SWORD IS MINE
>>336404341
objectively better than default critter, valve pls nerf
>>336404407
You lost me. I'm out.
>>336404407
It was charming the first two times.
You've jumped the shark man
>>336402092
Why are these fucking options always so unbalanced? There's always one or two that are just infinitely better than the others, like the hourglass in this case.
>>336403904
There is literally no reason not to take Fisher King.
>>336404467
Science I want to see the universe.
>>336403145
Gimme my nigga 'the wall', F
>>336404407
Y... yes.
>>336404407
This isn't as funny as your seem to think it is
>>336404407
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH͉̩̩̥̺̘H͚̜̫H̙̦̖͓̲H̥̘H͖H̻H҉̞̳̟̰̬͎H̪̞͓͈̤̠͖H̺̣̫H͉̮͎̼͘H́H̳̖̯̮͓̗͝H̰HH̺̝̱̬͙͙HḨ̰H̲̘͞H̕͏͖̦H̶̰̙̦̻̜̫̻̀H̵͇͔̭̥͇H͔H̺͕̠̠͡H̹̥̥̺̙͍H̨̫̲͚̮̟̭̻̟͡H̶̹̤̰͔̟̥ͅH̡͈̬͚̱̙͇̼͉H͘҉̡̻͇͙̲ͅH҉͍̭̯̻̦̣͖H̴̲̩͇͉̝H̻̺̦͕̘̼̹̥̀͟͜H̗̜͍̺̳̞͕̟̭͝H̸̲̭̺͕͖̪̲̕H̗͎͓̼̞̲͝Ḩ̗͎͈͚̦H̵̖̹͉
>>336404406
So if I choose to just stay home and use the powers to heal papercuts and fix my PC I get reincarnated into a nigger in somalia forced to make shitty toys, essentially just suffering
BUT if I go outside and intentionally make other people suffer I don't have to suffer after death
It doesn't make any sense. Living a shit life is worse than not living at all.
>>336404589
Open the normal box.
>>336404467
What if I only have a husbando?
I have a question
What if I put the hourglass into extremely high earth orbit? Would the weightlessness mean that the hourglass can not be flipped?
![[Angry Screech].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tns7R55.jpg "[Angry Screech].jpg")
>>336404589
>>336404589
Heres your you I can see this is going no where.
>>336404589
No!!!!!!!!!!
>>336404407
its all cool
>>336404467
ah shit I put the fucking wrong link in my post:
Take your pick again in the poll: http://www.strawpoll.me/7423145
>>336404589
FUCK
>>336404167
FUCKING OPEN IT
OPEN IT
P
E
N
I
T
>>336404589
>>336403904
Road Eternal or fisher king for me
>>336404589
Neat, I needed a box.
>>336404589
Open it
>>336404589
That's fine.
I can die peacefully knowing the mystery within the box.
>picking working relationship
>ever
You guys will never conquer Gaul
>>336404589
>>336404589
WHATS IN THE NORMAL BOX FGT
>>336404661
But what if I have a husbando and not a waifu?
>>336404371
Mind control
>>336404589
YESSSSSSSSS
>>336404661
Science I don't even need a robot waifu let me see the universe.
>>336404407
Nah you know what? Forget the box
>>336404589
What's in the normal box?
>>336404589
WHAT'S IN THE NORMAL BOX
>>336404467
only fags don't hit grey
>>336404589
>>336404589
u lil bich
>>336403904
Dominion as long as being king allows me to have my own harem of whatever women I want.
>>336404661
nanomachines son
>>336404683
>>336404589
OPEN THE NORMAL BOX!
>>336404751
>>336403145
G then I will be assuming direct control with how it looks
>>336404589
FUCK
>>336404589
No this is bullshit anon you called it a mystery box if the mystery was that it was a normal box all along then it was never a mystery box and just a normal box all along so you fucking lied about the normal box by calling it a mystery box when it was just a box all along with no mystery in it now stop fucking around and gives us the real mystery box that you are fucking hiding.
Normal box is empty
>>336404589
WHATS INSIDE OF THE NORMAL BOX
>>336404467
gray
>>336403904
hmm escape, fisher king and healer sound cool.
>>336404661
Make everyone the little girl.
>>336404589
OPEN THE BOX.
Thanks for being patient
>>336403085
That's not even the worst thing that can happen to you. Quite a few of the bad ends are fates worse than death. I like MGQ, but I wish it didn't have such a collection of horribly depressing bad ends.
>it's an autistic manchildren get tricked episode
>>336404750
Then you are a gay piece of shit. Take the gray option for some sort of satisfaction.
Why would you pick anything other than immortality? You took the main drawback, never being able to kill yourself, and removed it.
>>336404962
Savage
>>336404967
i'm okay with this
>>336404962
rock beats fire though
>>336404962
holy shit
i wasnt ready for this image,nor the slight arousal it gave me.
>>336404967
fuck yes
>>336405051
Jasmine is a steel gym leader
>>336405051
Rock beats all it takes thousands of years for others to beat rock.
>>336405051
She uses steel pokemon
>>336404967
nice
>>336404967
Do I get the women attached to the banana?
If not that's cool that umbrella is way more awesome than that other shit I mean come on its a banana that is also an umbrella and if you get bored you can hide it on people and then would get all surprised when they try and eat it and then they use it and BAM! mother fucker 5 years back luck because they opened it indoors.
>>336404967
THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE OTHER OPTIONS
>>336404967
always wanted an umbrella
>>336403683
>live in reality
>you die
Wow, hourglass con is so awful. You mean I can die one day?
>>336402092
Why is the hourglass flip considered negative? You can bassically end the immortality if you grow tired of it.
>>336403764
That's just cruel. Since the other prize was candy, I'm assuming the contest was for kids. What a bunch of assholes.
>>336403904
Hunter. Dying while attempting to save the world from monsters is the only death I can accept
Skillset 1 I guess, because rule of cool
>>336404661
pink
lesbian orgies here I come
>>336405283
Because some other nigger could flip it if you used your immortality to rule the world or something.
It's a poor attempt to imitate the lich phylactery weakness
>>336405152
>>336405137
>>336405105
You see that steelix in the background?
>>336405349
>saying goodbye to your own penis
A better button would be everyone is a woman but you tbqh senpai.
>>336405328
well I mean if everyone here got one, we could probably revive the multiplayer scene, could be fun for a while
>>336405440
And you see the giant pack of Houndooms looking at a dead Steelix?
What's it going to be /v/?
>>336402092
>Make a game where you're given everything plus another magic potion.
>drink potion
>>336405328
I'd much rather have the umbrella
>>336405328
Cue Price is Right horn
>>336403904
Definitely road eternal or hunter for me
Nakama and fisher king are the worst ones
>>336405394
>>336405394
You'd just need to git gud at hiding your philactery
>>336404967
>banana umbrella won't mind not being stored
>banana umbrella won't give you headaches
>you're not stuck in the banana umbrella
>banana umbrella will live forever if given care
>banana umbrella gives you video game time
>banana umbrella will kept you dry and warm away from the rain
>banana umbrella will give you free banana, if the picture is true
>banana umbrella will want to spend time with you
>banana umbrella will love you forever
I see no downsides.
>>336405456
>wanting a penis
>wanting the inferior sexual experience
Hell, even tribbing seems better desu senpai.
>>336404962
Jesus fucking christ, poorSteelix
>>336405456
You mean everyone is a man but you right? This way you get as many penises as you want.
>>336402092
hourglass baby
immortality is typically considered shit but immortality you can end at your will is pretty good if you ask me
>>336403683
A freak accident could kill you anyway
>>336405553
tl;dr
>>336405456
Perhaps you're right, but I'd rather have a vagina and a pair of tits to play with on demand than a penis.
>>336404661
P I N K
I
N
K
>>336405553
Too much text is a problem
>>336404661
I asked for it.
>>336405540
My bad, steelix is ground/steel.
but one earthquake can take a somethnig like that out easily.
>>336403904
Escape is the best. Since everything ever thought or imagined exists there, you could just conjure up all the other lives if you wanted them, and switch between them at will.
>>336403145
G obviously, my mum always told me I'm special.
>>336405695
>not sticking your dick in pussy
Okay have it your way.
Hourglass
I can get that shit embedded deep into the ground on land I own so that it'll never get flipped, and if I ever feel like I wanna die I'll just dig up and flip that shit
>>336404661
my best friend is a girl and I'm a girl what happens?
>>336404661
Green sounds nice
>>336402092
Magic Potion, I mean come on now.
>>336404661
Red
>>336405553
rrrolling
Crystal brain. I can be smart enough to find out how to end the headaches.
>>336405996
But when it turns night it'll be flipped by earth's rotation........?
>>336405731
What happens if nothing happens while you're immortal? What if you're forced to live a somewhat secluded and dull life to avoid being found out? All those years could be meh for all you know and at the end you kill yourself because you realize shit isn't going to get better and you should have done it a long ass time ago.
>>336402092
The potion, i can sell it to some fool who wants to live in his waifu's world.
>>336405328
Well. I guess it has a playerbase now that everyone chose the box.
>>336406073
its flipped when the sand enters the other side you dolt.
>>336402092
Sword is the only one that doesn't have any real drawbacks, I'd just need some armor or something so I don't torch myself by accident
