Ar you ready to admit that her game is really fun, /v/?
What game?
>>336389468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-EGj2qdtxA
not until she checks herself
>>336389468
Yeah not gonna lie,Beta's fun as hell OP
>>336389468
It's time for me to admit that /v/ is a marketing paradise. And that most likely you're a PR for Blizzard Entertainment. Like so many others
>>336389468
I didn't get in so I don't know
Everything about Overwatch has this 'design-by-committee' feel to it that just puts me off. Like there was no creativity involved in its creation at any level.
All the porn its generating is nice though.
>>336389468
>Ar you ready to admit that her game is really fun, /v/?
I can already tell that it's too shallow for me to play it extensively after just the Beta. It will get real repetitive real fast.
>>336391124
the vast majority of games are like that though
Gonna wait for the reviews. Blizzard has been trying way too hard to shill the game and it's making me scared for it.
>it's a battle mercy episode
>it's a team walks one by one into bastion over and over and over and over and over again episode
>it's a double widowmaker episode
Stop being so fucking stupid, team.
>>336389468
yes, but the open beta is in 2 days, so I'm playing battleborn to pass the time.
>>336391124
As much fun as I had playing it last night, I think this will be the case. There's a lot of character variety in both design and playstyle but they're all shallow as fuck
>>336389468
ultimates are retarded and don't belong in an fps game but except for that it's quite fun
>>336391608
What FPS have you been playing?
Problem with the beta right now is that everyone is either a closed beta tryhard or a complete retard who never touched a mouse before.
>>336391856
I set it to 30 just because I wasn't sure how well it would auto configure my FPS. I'll give it a go tonightafter workwith it autoconfigured with performance info on
1852926608245044412975628 beta key
does this game have the option to play against bots offline
i hate trying new characters on the fly in shit like this because people wreck you before you can figure out what you're doing
>implying anyone except streamers and twitch bots have ever played Overwatch
>battle.net update agent has stopped working
>battle.net update agent has stopped working
>battle.net update agent has stopped working
>battle.net update agent has stopped working
>battle.net update agent has stopped working
>>336389468
god damn look at that face, british girls are so ugly.
>>336392206
Holy fuck it worked, thanks based anon
>>336392281
yes
>>336389468
Very subtle...
>literally carry my team to victory with widowmaker
>26 kills best everything
>play of the match
>it's some sword fag killing one guy and getting an assist before dying
>he gets all the votes
>mfw
I had like three fucking triple kills that would have been better.
It's pretty funon the PS4
>>336392861
WHOOPEE
>>336392304
I don't stream, don't have a twitch account. Played the beta and pre-ordered. Hella fun game m8.
But I understand the criticism, I've never liked shooters, and this I loved, So, something must be off to people who like the genre. Also, I hate MOBAs.
>>336392641
these sexy ass pics of her are even hotter knowing that her ass enraged so many people
>>336392903
t-t-ten years ago you t-t-took mah shed
DID YOU THINK I'D FORGET THAT
It's fun but there needs to be some substance to make it exciting in long playtime.
>It's a Bastion POTG
>>336392903
Y'know fellas?
https://youtu.be/wby03iGSTuA
Loving it so far.
>>336392705
probably because all of your teammates have had to endure shitty widows in the past and did fuck all, good play isnt recognized much when it comes to widow and hanzo, since a majority of people want to play them exclusively
>>336393052
Trailer parks are the third leading consumers of cocaine
Right behind school buses and cremahtoriums
>>336389468
I'm a Britbong
and I'm a character designer
and I find Tracer to be the most boring, shitty "xD teh P3NGU1N of D00M!!"-esque character in the whole game
I wish I was from fucking Korea, D.Va leaps and bounds above the rest
How do you delete blizzard games?
IF YOU OWN A PS4
>make a UK account
>set your PS4 as the account's home
>preorder
>download the beta
>cancel the preorder
Now stop begging for codes, you KHUx.
>>336390921
That's literally it. It's this giant amalgamation of better games put together to make this sterile, soulless blizzard game. I'm trying my best to enjoy it, but so far I'm not.
>>336393242
i am also a britbong, and tracer could not sound less british if she sudddenly started rambling about the outback of australia in a twangy mad max-esque tone. She is literally "FISH AND CHIPS OLROIGHT LOVES, CAVALRY AND BANGERS AND MASH" tier retarded stereotype. not that I mind stereotypes but jesus at least try and make it subtle and enjoyable like widowmaker
>>336389468
Is this game as good as Jade's game?
>>336393450
click options
>>336393450
>still playing wow
just delete you life, m8.
>>336393547
>>336393242
Have you heard the black guy yet? Everything he says sounds like a stereotypical 90s cartoon black character. He literally sounds like statik shock. I can't tell if it's parody or not
>>336389468
Its as fun and addicting as say ball in a cup and has the same level of depth, skill and content involved. But yeah it is fun.
>>336389468
No because Team Fortress is kinda boring after your tenth game.
>>336391240
And those games shouldn't be multiplayer games. If a multiplayer only game doesn't have very high replayablity it is pretty worthless
>>336392970
>her ass
she has no ass
>>336391971
This. holy fuck bad teams in tf2 were never so retarded
>>336389468
Yeah no I'm only interested in the porn
I have 0 (ZERO) interest in playing "We want the TF2 audience"
>>336393753
The Battle.net launcher displays all the games at the left. Games you don't own can be bought via the buy buttons.
>>336394107
ah but they were, they just had more time and effort to be retarded. a million monkeys on a million computers type deal. give it time, at least one game shall be a perfect storm of 5 retards vs 5 retards, and nobody will see the result but the cringe shall be felt through the medium of vidya itself.
>>336394270
And actually, I am retarded. Didn't notice until I clicked the thumbnail he is in fact playing WoW.
>>336389468
>ALLO LOVES
>CAVALRY'S EERE
HER VOICE IS SO ANNOYING
STOP PLAYING THIS COMMERCIAL EVERY 15 GODDAMN MINUTES
>>336393769
>black guy
you mean winston?
>>336394484
No Winston is an Oreo. He's not black
>want to "ult"
>press R
>lose game
Why did they have to call it an "ultimate" it really fucks withy my mind.
>>336391124
See you in the pro scene :)
>>336389468
It's fun but the game is not going to have nearly the longevity that people thing it will.
>>336394359
it's ok, we're all retarded here
I could do without all the younique character designs like Zarya. Also the special abilities are a little too strong overall. It makes playing defense way too hard, if you get wiped once the game is over.
>>336394614
Because they called them that in Warcraft 3 and they didn't all activate with 'R'
>>336394749
It is basically a fresh new TF2 and TF2 is still relatively popular.
>>336393993
wew lad
>>336389468
Only when you make Warcraft IV and it's actually good, Blizzard.Look baby I want to love you and your games again but you aren't making it easy for me ;-;
Mei freeze has to be the most annoying thing in the game.
>>336389468
>make a british character
>give it healthy teeth
gibe key please
>>336395321
>>336395321
sent ;)
>>336395202
damn animated GIFs are hideous, I'm so glad we have WEBM
>>336389945
You're only just discovering this now? Big name publishers have been paying people to spam here since at least 2011.
The best booty
>>336395532
webm > gif
Pretty okay-ish for a free to play game. I'll use my 40$ elsewhere though
>>336395779
SAUCE PLS
>>336389468
How can anyone look at this image and see a cute girl? Why is Tracer so popular when she's the worst girl in the cast?
>>336396276
Some anon on this board made it himself...
Sorry
>>336395295
>make an american character
>not obese
ftfy
>>336395779
symmetra looks so disgusted with everyone all the time
>>336395779
>>336396442
Pharah looks so much better than the rest of the female cast, it's like she was modeled by different devs entirely
>>336394614
You deserve all of it for being an ASSFAGGOTS fag
So, we already have a good porn animation of OW?
>>336397207
>saw Pharah a while ago
>meh
>see her with face paint later
>holy shit 11/10 my dick fell off
Face paint is literally the best.
>>336389468
Thats a man
>>336397840
Better yet.
>play for 10 minutes
>pretty boring
>close game
>haven't had the urge to try again so far
thats my story of the game with a key I got from /v/ here yesterday.
>>336393175
I-I-I CAN"T HEARRR-RRR-RRRRR-RR-RRRR You
"BILL PLEASE"
"BILL PLEASE"
>defending checkpoints, going pretty well, being aggressive
>enemy team finally pushes past A, puts 2:20 back on the clock
>we've got a solid Reinhardt bro and I switch to double Reinhardt faggotry
>enemy team doesn't move it another meter
>tfw double shields, charging and pinning lone squishies
The only good thing out of this game is the little porn clips of the korean waifu and her pink roboter.
makes my dick hard
>>336389468
So people don't actually like the game, they just like the sfm and lewds?
>>336398236
Yup.
Why is D.Va so useless please send help
Can we agree that play of the game is a retarded idea and only makes everyone salty?
>>336398236
I like the game, though I consider myself a nobody so I guess you're right
>>336395271
Does Mel's wall have to be the perfect width to block off the spawn area? Jesus
>>336398441
>useless
Really?
>>336398558
It encourages people to play their best to try and get themselves showcased at the end of the match.
I think it's rather brilliant.
>>336389945
>Anyone talking about a newly released game from one of the most well-known developers in the world must be a marketer
>>336398558
I don't think that something that incentivizes playing well should be considered a retarded idea. What's retarded is getting salty in the first place.
>>336398558
>I've never been play of the game: the post
>>336398441
You are probably playing her wrong. She is more of a tanky-assassin since her guns do a fuckload up close. Your goal as D.Va should be to flank them and disrupt their back line.
>>336391349
>it's full attack team while def episode
>it's double widowmaker while attacking episode
yeah, game would be fun if people could start using their brains.
Literally SFM Porn: The Game.
Simaka#1182
If a kind soul would send me a key, I'd be happy to play with you (or not) and would really appreciate it. I'll be working Fri-Sun so this is my only chance and didn't preorder it like a dumbass.
I WANT A FUCKING KEYp-please..
>>336399135
Why do you want a key with a penis?
>>336398796
>>336398875
>Play well
>90% of the time it's someone pressing Q
There's proof in this very thread.
If anything it incentifies people to try and go for da sick playz and ignoring the objective
>>336398441
learn to charge and prioritize
>>336398558
I got play of the game on my second match
I like it tbqh senpaihttps://u.pomf.is/yrylvz.webm
PLEASE I'LL BE YOUR POCKET MEDIC SLUT FOREVER AND ONLY HEAL YOU~
I JUST WANT A KEY P-PLS..
>>336399135
literally wait two days for open beta senpai. i don't think you're that desperate and if you are you should probably take a break from the internet for a while
>>336399332
there are seperate incentives to win the game, though sick plays certainly aren't a bad thing in helping achieve that.
>>336389468TF2 is still better even in its mangled state
Look out for lawbreakers however, that game looks amazing
>>336399616
What are those? Because so far I've seen people not wanting to switch from revolver ocelot and the female Scout to help win a game.
>>336395512
Hehehehe
>Blizzard games
>fun
Nah.
anyone know if you can still do the amazon preorder then cancel gimmick to get a key? says on the blizz site if you didnt preorder before apr 29th you cant join but some people on reddit are saying it still works
>>336399332
That is still playing well. Ultimates are meant to change the tide of battle so obviously most play of the games are going to be someone using their ultimate.
So if you got in he beta but haven't pre-ordered, you keep unlocks and levels right?
Is there any porn with Tracer as a tranny?
Why would I want to play an overpriced TF2 ripoff with offensively stereotypical depictions of minorities?
>>336389468
Lying is wrong you know. Especially when you do it to trick other people into making bad decisions.
>>336392861
I WAS LISTENIN
>>336401587
it gets wiped
So is Overwatch open beta, as in free, or do I still have to pay
And if I get a beta key from someone do I have to pay as well?
looks fun, just not $60 fun
>>336393242
Hey Britbong as a uncultured american answer this?
Do you Brits really talk like tracer?
>>336396760
>great halaland
http://metro.co.uk/2015/05/01/nearly-a-third-of-all-men-in-london-are-too-fat-to-see-their-genitals-says-new-study-5176647/
>>336402704
Why wont any blizzard shill answer me? I need customer support
>>336403014
it is 40$
>>336402684
Seriously? Fuck
>>336402684
fucking what
>>336402684
yep so just take it easy guys, no point in nolifing it hard yet..
get good enough so you'll stomp noobs on real launch day
>>336391856
>What FPS have you been playing?
>>336392094
>I set it to 30
I actually really like how it feels on consoles.
At least Blizzard are competent enough devs that, instead of settling for 30FPS Console versions, strives for 60 and actually achieves it.
