Would you train your favorite Pokemon to fight back against your aggressors with all their power and emotions to avenge your death, /v/?
>>336368208
You're not dead, you've just fainted.
>>336368208
Of course.
That shit is PMD levels of badass.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBQ0e1UPTOU
train?
no, i wouldn't have to.
I WANNA FUCK GARDEVIOR
>>336368208
Gardevoirs are canon transgender
>>336368208
You do know they have an entire board for Pokemon?
Aggressors? Death?
Dude if pokemon were real I'd just catch a bunch of cool dudes and chill.
No way I'd put my bro Heracross into danger.
>>336368208
I would just fuck it everyday
>>336370545
This
>catch all my favorites
>travel and shit steal kids money with my bros
>take a day off go swimming with bros
>do fun shit
Why can't pokemon be real
>>336370504
>going to /vp/
fuck that
>>336370504
We also have 20 different boards for anime but people still post it here.
>>336371615
Because you'd end up fucking them.
Pokemon are different from animals in that they display too much empathy and sentience.
No. I'd probably get a Ghastly and evolve him to Haunter to have a sweet ghost bro to hang and prank with.
Maybe I'd get some more ghosts and inhabit the abandoned gymnasium across from my house.
Also
>tfw wearing my ash hat and jacket with the badges in it
Fite me nerds
>>336371872
>Pranking people with a Haunter
Holy fuck I never realized I wanted this.
>>336371872
>>336371615
>not getting a flying pokemon and going wherever you please
I might just be a hobo, but I'll be a flying hobo.
>>336371838
>being so weak willed you can't stop yourself from fucking your pokemon or jackin off to them
>not just wanting to have fun with cool things that have the potential to destroy the world
>not training them to better themselves and in turn being better yourself
Nah I just want some actual friends for once in my lifethe lewdest thing I'd ever ask a gardevoir if I ever got one was to protect me which it already does
>>336370504
>You do know they have an entire board for Pokemon
>entire board
>Pokemon
>Poard
Fuck you.
>>336368208
If your pokeymon wouldn't go NUCLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAR if anything happened to you you are a shit trainer.
>>336372328
Eh there's more fun to be had on the ground if you ask me
>stumbling upon a nest of pissed pokemon you and your pokemon have to fight through
>exploring caves to get to the peak of a mountain
>BIKES
>>336372890
Oh wait fuck I forgot bikes cost a fortune damn
>>336372890
But "soaring" is more akin to what I mean, I guess.
The only good part of or/as other than the dexnav, I guess.
>>336372429
>not wanting tohold it's hand while you two spend time together
>you'll never go on adventures with your pokemon, doing cool shit and overcoming obstacles
>you'll never watch them and by extension, yourself grow as a collective whole
>you'll never form a bond with your pokemon to point where they would've laid their lives down for you
>you'll never feel the joys, the tension, the exhilaration of all the shit you would've faced in your adventures and the rush from success
>you'll never get a fitting and climatic conclusion to your adventure, worthy enough to be told to other people and have them be amazed and enough for you to settle down and live a comfortable life with your pokemon
>>336368208
This give me a heart boner
