How are German games generally perceived? Like Japan's?
Germany makes games?
>>336365389
yeah
>>336365639
UAB was universally acclaimed as well.
>>336365223
germans made gothic, gothic is fucking amazing
>>336365223
Almost every German game I've ever played has been shit.
And yes, that includes fucking Gothic. Honestly, I have no idea why people praise that franchise so much, I'd sooner play a TES game than that shit again.
Germans are only good at making cars.
TRAIN SIMULATOR
BITCH
Tibia
>>336365943
>>336365980
heh
besides Unteralterbach, the best German game is Settlers 2
>>336366032
German likes farming sim and farming sim and farming sim
The MS DOS Realms of Arkania games were pretty great. Otherwise German games tend to be pretty trash.
>>336365223
They're usually buggy pieces of shit.
>>336366117
Unteralterbach is letteraly the only game that i know of that is german and liked.
And i only know about it because it came up on a thread on /hgg/ about shameful games for shameful fetishes.I dont know if the children are german or not, i never looked into it.
>>336365639
If only this wasn't about pedophilia.
I enjoyed the humor. At least in the German version.
>>336366269
Farming Simulator is Swiss.
It's a myth that Germans make all the simulator games and buy them too. The vast majority of them are from Eastern Europe and that's where they sell too.
>>336366701
I thought it was about german culture like witcher is about polish culture with the typical save the world plot.
>>336366701
if it wasn't about pedophilia it wouldn't be funny
>>336366627
I actually remember some bread on B even listing the rl models for every child.
Could be just a coinsidense but the kids lokked actually the same
can someone even mention some notable German games? All I'm hearing is gothic
>>336367191
http://i.imgur.com/7NTXnsO.jpg
obviously they were inspired by real people
>>336367370
>http://i.imgur.com/7NTXnsO.jpg
Didnt see it an a single image like that, thats why i wasnt sure, but well they you are lol
>>336367151
>mfw this looks like my 10 year old sister...
What about turrican ya fuckin fags
Dat soundtrack too
>Google "German video games"
>Third result is "List of Games banned in Germany.
Kek.
>>336367579
your sister is famous!
https://data.desustorage.org/r9k/image/1449/31/1449316530621.jpg
>>336367362
There aren't that many desu, most German devs focus on making shovelware and simulators. The only one I can think of off the top of my head is Spec Ops: The Line.
>>336367749
germany is pretty bi-polar about wether they're nazis or not, all of eu suffers from publishers censoring games just for germany
>>336367781
>https://data.desustorage.org/r9k/image/1449/31/1449316530621.jpg
>tfw its no longer looks like
>>336367749
>>336365223
Honestly, I think German games and I think Indie jokes. I'm sure there are a few good German games out there, but the first ones that come to mind are those God awful simulators.
>>336367630
Also far cry and crysis
>>336367562
That game had a lot of influences.
>>336365223
I didn't know there were any.
>>336365223
Germany makes-
>>336365389
well shit ^
>>336367749
>>336367991
Germany used to be really bad with banning video games and censoring them.
Since a few years it got aloooooooooot better.
Fuck the first years where it got better publisher used 100% uncut on the fucking box since they knew germans where desperate for it.
Germany still loves it to ban 2hardcore music
>Some guy in a spongebob cosplay made a album called Planktonweed
>His music lable is called Bikini Bottom Mafia
>>>>>>>>>HIS ALBUM WAS TOO HARDCORE AND IS BANNED NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wwd5YHiT1F0
>>336365389
yes they are about work
>>336368072
shame fuchur didnt dedicate rest of his life into making games, create some big studio and start a loli game publishing platform and dominate the market since only competition is censored nip gamess that barely run on a pc
Should I play Corpse Party if I enjoy a little guro from time to time?
Were not where*
MUh english
>>336368682
>What is crisis ?
Tbh crytek was made by germanturks
>>336368616
"A lot" is two words you kraut fuck
>>336368762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57weSRn3nMI
>>336368072
can we have more examples anon?
>>336368839
>>336368731
>>336368616
>The Tomoko avatar fag is a German
It seriously doesn't surprise me, Germans are so fucking autistic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhJQVVAN2Ho
Bist du das, Hans?
Wasn't Anno 1602 made by germans, too?
>it's a ceberuz shitposting thread
And this is why germany is shit.
>>336369109
Brudi lurk mal mehr auf /v/ bevor sowas zu posten.
AMK, bin pass deutscher lel
>>336366269
That's swiss you uncultured swine. Learn some geography
>>336366132
I can't believe Germans aren't fed up with that snake Merkel yet.
>>336369109
no, this is him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LrFxPEKA_g
>>336369460
was das für ein hurensohn
>>336369394
Oh believe me we are
Weren't those shitty D&D ripoff games German as well? Dragon something something. I don't remember other than that they were slow as fuck and the character system was completely retarded.
>>336369641
Volkszorn wann?
Zeig mir deine Ware
>>336369641
coz merkel has any power?
99% of EU immigration issues are caused by usa going to war and destabilizing arab countries.
>>336365980
Crysis is shit?
>>336369810
Dann hau ich dir volles pfund aufs maul.
>>336369810
Such dir was aus
>>336369854
Dont forget that the EU (specially germany) loves to sale weapons to the arabs, the IS also loves this weapons :^)
>>336369810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94dSfaKGJlA
>>336369854
Merkel is just protecting the EU, together with Sweden, while every other nation wants the same chaos and disorder they experience in the middle east.
The German people are too good for that joke of a union, full of worthless backstabbers only caring about their own interests.
>>336367362
Die Gilde
Risen series
Crysis
Drakensang series
The Settlers
Sacred
Dead Island 2
Desperados 1+2
>>336370238
sweden will have a race-war in their hands soon if they keep the current attitude. Many people are mad about immigrants in their country.
>>336370016
silly
>>336370423
When will the first swedish princess get BLACKED? I want to see a black swedish king.
>>336370423
That's because the refugees were meant to be split equally among member countries, not put all two million in Stockholm and Hamburg.
>>336369284
>Ein autistischer Schwitzkanacke der Rap hört
Jetzt hab ich alles gesehen.
>>336370619
Britain's going to leave the EU and lay mines in the channel if that happens.
>>336370752
Mines for who? Trade embargoes all day. They'll have to be even more of america's slave.
>>336369178
I'm pretty sure all the Annos are.
>>336370752
ha, if britain ever left eu how do you think rest of the EU would feel about britain next decades.
UK will never leave EU unless they want to fuck up their own economy.
>>336371020
I think the rest of the EU would be too busy swimming in migrants and losing their daughters to concern themselves with Britain.
>>336371124
OK, you 'think' or you 'know'?
>>336370687
Ranking of german chan like communitys
Twitter=Lachschon=RapUpdate>/int/>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Krautchan kaschpers
>>336371290
silly go
>>336371124
>this is what bongolians actually believe
>>336370752
Britain is already fucked m8, it's filled with pajeets and jamals
>>336371290
Ich bin Franösischer Staatsbürger, ich sprech nur fließendes Deutsch.
Ausserdem
>pr0gram
>>336371124
Nice meme. How're those trillions of dollars you owe treating you?
ITT:
>Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
>>336371380
>Asian
I know. Pakistan is in Asia but come on. Who thinks of Pakistan when you hear the word Asian. Nobody.
>>336371349
Okay i will
>>336371408
>franzose
>pr0gram
>relevant
LOL
>>336371380
>asian gangs' appalling sexual abuse
>asian
Fucking hell.
>>336371536
That's pretty bad logic honestly.
>>336368072
>>336371631
It's not.
>>336371610
You can't say "Arab" or "Muslim", that's racist.
>>336371816
Remember when Islam was a religion and not a race?
>>336365389
crysis
>>336371794
Denying technicalities because of memes is bad logic.
>>336371918
Remember when terrorism was a crime and not a religion?
>>336371124
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/terrorism-in-the-uk/11337056/Charlie-Hebdo-terror-mentors-wife-on-benefits-in-Leicester.html
> Exclusive: Sylvie Beghal, a French citizen, lives rent-free in a four-bedroom house in Leicester having arrived with her children in search of a more 'Islamic environment'
UK leaving would get all the terrorists to leave from the EU in search of more islamic environments. A win-win in my opinion.
Germany makes games? I thought vidya was against Sharia law.
>>336371935
that's a turk game.
>>336368616
"Hardcore" more like Degenerate, i wouldn't want that in my country too.
>>336372664
>"hardcore" more like problematic, I wouldn't want that in my country too.
horseshoe etc.
>>336371983
religion is a crime
>>336366759
Sadly, that's wrong
This is what every game department in German Saturn looks like
>>336372558
>I thought vidya was against Sharia law.
>>336373776
>>336373595
how about moving to the rack with PEOPLE, hans.
>>336371393
>He's a southerner
>>336371631
Mexico is on north america but nobody think of them as civilized
>>336374363
People don't buy them because they enjoy them.
People buy them because they are 65 and think this is a nice gift for their grandchildren who hang out in front of the computer all day.
>>336374401
Build a wall around London and Birmingham and you've pretty much saved Britain.
>>336365389
Lord of the Fallen and Spec Obs where made by a german studio.
There is also Daedalic, they make Lucasarts stylish adventures.
>>336374401
nope
>>336373776
ISIS looks like a comfy organization
>Gothic 1/2
>Far Cry 1
>Crysis 1
>Anno
>Deponia games
>Desperados 1/2
>Sacred 1/2
I'm okay with that.
>>336375428
sure does
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM3ElTvF52I
>tfw the PS3 killed Factor 5
CYBORGS LMAO
>>336365639
Why is a loli playing a loli eroge?
And why does this make my penis feel funny?
Crysis was good, then they shat the bed. I don't know any other game of note from Germany, not into those ______ simulator shits.
Nowadays it's all simulator games and point and click adventures
So we forgot about Crytek altogether? How old are you kids? Our engine was 10 years ahead of its time, just like everything we germans do. Know your place peasants.
Some shithead non gamer studio started pumping out these atrocious simulators no one every played and suddenly that's germanies fault. They are probably polaks or something anyway.
>STRG+F
>Battle Isle Series
>Incubation
>History Line
>Battle Worlds Kronos
>0 results
No oldfags here wo enjoy turn based strategy?
Daedalic Entertainment made some really good point and click adventures recently.
Other than that there is only Crytek.
We are leading in cars and weapons already, can't win them all.
>>336377739
Ryse
Anno
Sacred
Far Cry
there are a lot of good games
>>336377831
because their games are garbage besides Crysis, even the original Far Cry has quite some problems
>>336378172
>ryse
fuck off
>Anno
good series that was ruined
>>336366701
If only they didn't feel the need to insert their krautchan poorly translated memes
>>336377739
>>336377831
Just to let the poltards out there know, the people behind Crysis, the Yerli brothers, are Turkish-German.
>>336365389
Spellforce and Gothic/Arcania
>tfw make comfy island on anno 1602
>>336369810
>Schluchtenscheisse scheisspfostiert sogar auf /v/
>>336378282
Shitty opinion is shitty.
Name me a game that doesn't have some problems.
I'll wait.
>>336378550
>scheisspfostiert
These kind of krautchan memes will always trigger me
>>336378550
Wer englische umgangssprache wort-wörtlich übersetzt und denkt er klingt nich komplett behindert...
>>336378512
god damn those old ass games keep crashing on my rig. Lots of nostalgia for that one. 1404 can't scratch that itch.
>itt: I'm a big fat normie and have never heard of Gothic, Turrican, Settlers, Anno, Crysis, Risen or any of the dozens of excellent point & click adventures Daedalic made
Go back to your SkyrimBorderlandsMassEffectWoW threads.
>>336378715
Not every game has enemies that can see you when you're prone across the map as Far Cry does though.
You shouldn't talk about shitty opinions when you're recommending Ryse out of anything else.
>>336378967
That's the entire joke about them.
>>336379297
And it's not funny
>>336366701
>If only this wasn't about pedophilia.
What have you got against pedophilia?
>>336369109
>>The Tomoko avatar fag is a German
He is persian and living here on welfare.
