How do pokeymon trainers even know what's an animal and what's a legit pokemon?
Could you catch a chicken with a pokeball?
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
they stopped making mentions of real animals after gen 1, so i assume they just retconned them out of existence and replaced them with pokemon
>>336364223
God dam gen 5 truly has the best everything, especially the waifus
>>336364484
>>336364646
In real life, humans are "animals".
What does that make humans in Pokeverse?
>>336364646
So how do you explain the food?
>>336364223
What the fuck kind of bike is that
Why are the pedals almost at handlebar height
>>336364223
There are no chickens nigger
>>336364880
Its a slut bike for showing your backpussy
>>336364223
>Artist draws female with virtually no ass
>People pay for it
I'll never understand morons that donate money.
>>336364836
According to Diamond and Pearl, Humans were Pokemon too
>>336364484
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w48bACsb6jM
>>336364853
In one episode they eat magikarp steacks.
>>336364223
The Canon is pokemon are animals. There is no chicken, only torchic. That and pokeballs are storage devices that can hold anything, which is why all items ingame are pokeballs on the ground
>>336364746
>Garbagebags and icecream
>overdesigned characters
>good
>>336364880
It's a classic "I Don't Know How to Draw Bikes" model, 1955.
>>336364836
Well in olden times humans and Pokemon used to get married according to gen 4 so who knows
>>336365005
Maybe not everyone likes ass. Maybe people donate to artists for art and not necessarily lewd art
>>336365106
M U H
>>336365106
>Nintendo made pokefurrys canon
>>336364836
>>336365106
>tfw no blaziken waifu
>tfw no arcanine husbando
>>336365206
They've had faggots stomping around in furry Pokemon cosplay suits since Gen 2 I believe.
>>336365245
The old guy has a point tho...
>>336365106
Truly oldfags have the best taste.
>>336364223
>western artist
>patreon watermark
>isn't even that good
every time
>>336365005
>no ass means they don't have a 2 ton buttocks
Go be a nigger somewhere else.
>>336365372
In the pokeverse yes
In real life, the "why do we still have monkeys" argument is only made by people who don't understand evolution theory
There's far too little female trainer/Pokémon bestiality desu.
>>336364223
Why are they called pocket monsters when the technology required to create a pocket ball and thus keep them in your pocket wasn't developed until after millennia of co-existence?
>>336365245
Pokemon "evolution" is a complete misnomer anyway.
>>336365523
There's even less male Pokemon fucking male trainer porn
Or futa Pokemon on male trainer
>>336365245
>tfw you abstract your art enough that you can't read facial expressions anymore
Jesus christ that Green in the first panel
has anyone ever caught every pokemon?
>>336365087
I don't see how those pokemon are better or worse than mundane mammal #12 and mundane bird #31.
If anything they are worldbuilding not every pokemon has to be [insert your favourite furry] with water/fire/electro powers.
>>336365106
>humans and Pokemon used to get married according to gen 4 so who knows
I'm afraid I have to ask source for that.
>>336365497
>*tips fedora*
>>336365753
If you'd googled it you would have had the source already.
>>336365591
That's because the vast majority of people aren't faggots.
>futa Pokemon
How would you even tell in most cases if it was futa instead of just male?
>>336365021
WELL WELL
>>336365591
Good, those are shit.
>>336365753
This gets brought up every fucking pokemon thread, the original Japanese diamond and pearl had a book that stated people and pokemon married in the past.
It was changed in English to say "they were one with pokemon" or something
>>336365701
I had the national dex complete in gen 4. Didn't bother in the newer games cause of all the waiting for the random events.
>>336365523
There's far too little male trainer female pokemon desu
There's also far too little straight scaley
>>336364223 (OP)
Why is the "poke" in pokemon, short for pocket monsters, pronounced "poe-kay", which is nothing like how pocket is pronounced?
>>336365701
I'm sure thousands of nerds have
>>336365497
>>336365830
>vast majority of people aren't faggots
>furry porn
>>336365951
Turns out you've been mispronouncing it all that time. Mostly because the English language doesn't make any fucking sense.
>>336365951
It should actually be poe-keh-moen because it's fucking japanese
>>336365951
Because Americans are retards, nobody else pronounces it like that.
>>336364223
>that face
Disgusting western trash
>>336366014
Pokemon porn is like the most entry level vidya porn imaginable, it's loaded with normal people compared to most of what you'll find around the internet.
>>336365951
japanese syllables NIGGER
>>336366063
>moen
>>336365087
>garbage bags are just the grimer/Muk of gen 5
I literally don't understand how you can shit on one but not the other.
>>336364223
>Watching the anime
>ever
Shit nigger, the fuck are you doing?
>>336364959
Doduos and Torchics.
>>336366237
>A garbage bag is the same as a slime monster
Are you retarded?
>>336365951
japanese is a language where words are constructed with syllables, rather than individual letters. In japanese it's common to create portmanteau using the beginning and ending syllables of multiple words
japanese language pronounces "o" with an "ah" sound and "e" with an "ay" sound
please don't ask why a japanese franchise doesn't use english conventions
>>336366237
Grimey and Muk aren't even the best examples of "mundane shit turned into Pokemon" in gen 1, Voltorb and Electrode are literally Pokeballs with faces.
>>336366254
Doduo is an ostrich (though named after the dodo)
>>336366325
>slime monster
it's literally a pile of shit and garbage
>>336366254
>Doduo
>chicken
It's a fucking dodo bird youdodo
>>336365883
Why is she such a cutie?
>>336366325
How is it not?
One is a trash heap brought to life, one is toxic waste brought to life. Both are entirely made of waste products.
>>336366497
best hair and nice shorts
>>336366568
>shorts
Yes, that's it.
>>336365087
>>336366410
>>336366487
So what? Kanto Fried Dodrio would totally be a thing anyway.
>>336366810
>Kanto Fried Dodrio
>>336366779
About half of those are wrong tho, not even a GenWunner.
>>336366779
how butthurt did someone have to be to make that?
>>336366779
yes, pokemon is one of the few series only fueled by nostalgia and nothing else.
>>336366779
Not entirely sure what this is trying to say, other than how there's been problems with the designs since the beginning.
>>336366810
>Not Kanto Fried Combusken
You fucked up.
>>336367118
70% butt to hurt.
>>336364836
Wasn't there a theory about humans being pokémons, also explaining why there were humans with psychic powers in the anime. We're just normal types.
>>336364223
Pokemon have superseded animals.
Don't ask me how classifying terms like "mouse", "bird" or "Indian Elephant" come to mind. They just are.
>>336367343
If that were the case, could humans mate and breed with pokemon?
>>336364223
I know it's just a porn bait thread, but here.
>>336365239
A bargain!
>>336365106
This idea is more appealing than it should be.
What pokemon would you guys marry?
>>336364223
How quickly we forget.
>>336365983
Getting the (You)s you hoped for drawfag? Didn't think so.
>>336367524
>never refer to pokemon as monsters
>pocket monsters
>>336367920
Yeah, that was my thoughts exactly.
>>336366014
>cheese grater
>check if it's legit
>mfw
>>336367920
Are they ever actually called "Pocket Monsters" in-universe?
>>336366014
Just reading that list makes me queasy
>>336367524
>avoiding gender specific pronouns when sexual dimorphism is now part of pokemon
>>336367920
>refer to pokemon by their gender in the anime
>please call them "it"
That's /vp/'s policy, pretty sure it's fake.
>>336367524
Never call pocket monsters "monsters"
It's like that page on adobe's website that spergs out about people saying a picture has been "shopped"
>>336367724
thats a baby furfrou moron
>>336365372
IF AMERICANS CAME FROM BRITISH PEOPLE
WHY ARE THERE STILL BRITISH PEOPLE
ANSWER ME THAT
CHECK AND FUCKIN MATE
>>336365757
>>336365983
hahaha found the christian!
suckin jewish dick for over 2k years!
>>336368661
If there weren't still british people, there wouldn't be anyone stupid enough to let the muslims take over
>>336368625
>>336368789
sweden
>>336365757
>>336365983
I'm getting tired of this shit meme desu
It's just for people who know they're wrong
You guys are just baiting anyways
>>336366416
It's literally a slime.
Show me a single piece of physical trash sticking out of Muk
>>336364223
How do you know what's a chicken and what's a turkey? You fucking would use your pokedex and it would tell you.
>>336368252
>>336367524
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>336368625
>>336367316
You can't fry a fire type anon.
Combuskens are used to fry the dodrios.
>>336365021
My fucking sides. Not the video, but the comments.
>>336366237
Because trash bag pokemon are just HURR TRASH
Grimer and Muk have canonical explanations;
They are toxic waste and failed experiments to clone Mew, hence why they're found in Pokemon Mansion hurrrrr.
>>336369348
But that's just a theory...
>>336367524
>Avoid gender specific pronouns
T R I G G E R E D
>>336365757
>autism
>>336369194
You can't burn a fire type. Fried fire types always come out well done
>>336369348
The combination of garbage bags and industrial waste caused the chemical reaction that created this Pokémon
>>336368546
That's a matter of them doing their due diligence to prevent "Photoshop" from becoming a generic term. This is more a guide for staying on-brand.
>>336369789
How is Google not completely fucked yet?
>>336365005
>Oook oook where da big red asses at nigguh
Monkey wants a banana?
>>336369945
fuck off ireland
>>336370026
you first tyrone
>>336369789
>>336369904
It's such an unnescessary worry, there's literally zero precedent in the modern world of it happening.
I came into this thread expecting lots of pokegirl lewds and was severely disappointed.
>>336367724
The anime isn't canon
>>336369904
They've similar things to Adobe, in sending out discouragement over the use of "google" as a verb, and sometimes C&Ding people who do use it as a generic term.
>>336368546
Huh?
>it's real
http://www.adobe.com/legal/permissions/trademarks.html
Oh God...
>>336364853
even farfetch'd has been food since gen 1
>>336364223
There's a fucking board for Pokemon you know?
MooMoo milk anyone?
>>336364484
>>336364789
You made my day.
>>336366014
>hyperscat
and here i thought i had seen all the porn
>>336367524
>never refer to them as monsters
>when it's in their god damn name
>>336370494
There was an ad campaign for Jeep based around this concept.
>>336364223
There are only humans and pokemon. End of story.
>>336369149
>>336364880
people apparently have those bikes over at /fa/
>>336365021
>>336367118
>gathers shit /v/ and /vp/ say about Pokemon together into a comic
>butthurt
If anything it's autistic, but short of the last point calling Gyarados and Rhyhorn overdesigned this is all shit I've heard here and happen to 100% agree with.
>>336367273
This. Anyone who says otherwise is either blatantly trolling or suffering brain damage.
>yfw the third movie was originally going to be about why real world animals don't exist in pokemon
>yfw it had a fucking t-rex vs charizard fight
>>336366014
Can't find this pic. I'm really disappointed, I was geared up to laugh at some fucked up shit.
>>336367596
goodra
>>336367429
You know how people in Hoenn have green hair much more frequently than in other regions?
>>336366014
>implied cannibalism
>>336365591
That's because most people don't have taste.
>>336366014
I REALLY want to know what the pic is.
>>336370087
>a
>yfw Tyrone is a place in Ireland
>>336371003
>No telling what kind of jacked-up station wagons they'd be trying to pass off as Jeep vehicles otherwise.
>it's okay when Chrysler does it
>>336375687
>NI
>>Ireland
>>336369440
A
>>336366014
>cannot unsee
wot?
>>336367343
>>336364836
It's not even just the anime
Pokeverse humans are a weird phenomena
You encounter tons of Psychic people throughout regions in Pokemon games, to point where it's practically normal to fucking levitate shit. FR/LG Sabrina says that Psychic power is in everyone, they just don't know it. There are people who can understand a Pokemon's feelings and language completely (N).
Sinnoh Folk Story 3 says humans and Pokemon married as they used to have no differences. There's also people (like Riley) capabe of using Aura. Fucking gotta go fast ninjas like Koga, Janine and the Shadow Triad who just jump across fucking buildings like nothing. Then there's weird shit like that Bonding Power guy Mr. O and that scene that shows how he was a fusion of 5 people.
All points and examples imply that Pokeverse humans were a kind of Pokemon but evolvedkekdifferently from them.
>>336368546
>>336370985
Anyone have the picture of the LEGO company telling people not to call their prodcuts Legos?
A good Gardevoir will protect her trainer.
>>336369348
Ditto are the failed experiments to clone Mew.
>>336367524
This is the worst thing I've seen, it has to be fake.
>>336366014
>hyper anus
What do some of these even mean?
>>336378125
What happens if you hold an everstone and destiny knot in your hands while you fuck a ditto?
>>336378306
It means really big assholes, like the people who're into them.
>>336377925
I like the way you think anon.
>>336368847
literally /pol/ now
>>336377706
I always liked how psychic powers are an almost mundane thing in the Pokemon world. The superhuman ninjas seem more out of place although they really shouldn't all things considered.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25T5U-Q_D2Y
>>336377958
>bromon used to be Gardevoir
>found out what the fucking furfags did to it
>spent years trying to ignore their shit
>the fucking gardefag XY boom
>entire fucking generals on /vp/
>in Pokken as the token waifu
>"I'd Gard her Devoir if you know what I mean ;)" is a fucking thing in normie circles now
>can't admit to it being my bro without ";;;;;;;;;;)))))))))))))" even fucking irl
>eventually realized I hate it for everything it reminds me of
I hope you know that someone somewhere hates the person you choose to be.
>>336374894
>>336379412
It's still acceptable to like Gallade
>>336379412
>he cares what people thinks of him
There is no problem with anyone but yourself.
>>336365245
WE WUZ MANKEYS N SHIET
>>336377925
I agree. There's never enough Machamp holding each of a pokegirl's limbs apart while having its way with her, or even just putting a pokegirl in a rear guard with a full nelson and then tickling her with the other pair of arms.
>>336378563
Imagine how big his dick is compared to her.
She'd have to use her whole body to rub it in order to get him off.
Forget about penetration.
>>336367596
lucario! i want to feel his knot in me
>>336367343
I've been convinced for a good 17 years that life on the pokemon world is a lot like pic related, with the pokerus being the base organism that combined with everything after arriving on a meteorite thousands of years prior. Normal animals are still around, they're just far out-competed.
>>336367429
Yes, that was brought-up in one of the GBA games.
>>336368546
Nonsense, monster is too common a term to be a strong trademark.
Adobe can't do shit about people saying something was "shopped".
And not as relevant, but trademarks are also a regional thing and aren't necessarily shared between countries like USA and Japan, which means you have to register them in the nation you use them. That is opposed to copyright which international treaties have established them as a more global product.
>>336367596
>>336374894
>Hoenn
Junichi Masuda has stated that Hoenn's name comes from 「豊縁」 hōen, meaning "abundant relations", as a common theme in this region is the relationships forged between Pokémon and people.
>http://www.gamefreak.co.jp/blog/dir_english/?m=20040909
>>336379412
>token waifu
Luckily for you Braixen is filling in that role, and at least furfags are honest with themselves this time around.
>>336378306
Imagine a girl. Her butthole is the size of, say, a bed. That's what a hyper anus is.
>>336364484
Fart fags are the scum of the planet along with futa fags.
>>336378141
>>336370985
>>336369490
>>336369008
>>336368546
it's a guideline for people who design t-shirts, make licensed things, and shit, calm down
>>336381218
Look at this pussy feeling emasculated just cause his waifu's got a dick bigger than his
I want the Pokegirls to catch my dick.
>>336379412
I know that feeling, my man
Doesn't stop me from liking gardevior, though. It's not their faults.
>>336368128
It's called "Pokketto Monsuta" in Nipvile.
>>336365523
587729 one621
>>336365951
Japanese syllables have a limited number of sounds. Also that's how britbongs say it.
ポケット モンスタ pokketo monsuta
ポケモン pokemon
I came here for Rosa, damnit
Post Rosa
>Ultimate Cheesy Dodrios Gamerfuel
>>336381218
Neither are as bad as furfags
>>336377706
>Then there's weird shit like that Bonding Power guy Mr. O and that scene that shows how he was a fusion of 5 people.
Just how deep does Pokemon lore go?
>>336365951
It's Pokey mon. Like do the hokey pokey.
>>336380540
Almost any other dog Pokemon would be better. Especially Granbull or Arcanine.
>>336365041
Magikarps have no meat, they are mostly scales.
>>336381218
efro is a great fetish, fuck you.
>>336384879
True.
>>336381132I want futa Braixen's knot in me.
>>336385951
>futa Braixen
isn't that just a male braixen
>>336386031
does it matter? A knot is a knot. Although in this case I get toplay with her puffy vulva.
>>336385951
>futa
If you're gonna go there, at least do it right.
>>336386263
And the right way would be?
>>336364223
Too bad Pokemon is a Nintendo game.
Any other company would let fans create shitty rip-off games where you have to fuck them all.
>>336386786
trap braixen perhaps. Nice wide hips, and round butt. I'd rail that all day.
>>336364223
What do people in the Pokemon universe eat?
>>336386786
Only half the fun? Fuck that.
>>336387087
tauros meat
>>336387010
No one said anything about you being the one in charge, anon.
>>336387087
Pussy, Cock...
>>336387219
>"Oh how scandalous! The trainer ends up being trained by his pokemon! So pathetic."
>>336368252
Animals in the real world as refereed to "it" though. It is grammatically incorrect to refer to anything that's not human as a "he" or "she".
>>336387212
B-BUT WE DON'T KILL POKEMON
>>336387532
people in the real world refer to animals by those things all the time especially if they have a pet or are looking after an animal i.e. a zoo, animal preserve, aquarium etc
>expect lewds in thread
>barely any
fuck you
>>336366014
>sonic (series)
its always sonic
>>336387920
>>336387920
>>336387920
Static IPs are a bitch.
>>336388031
>hagaruman
Stop
>>336387920
just 4U bud
>>336366014
well what's the fucking picture?
>>336379412
I had a buddy who's favorite Digimon was Renamon. Pretty much the same exact story as yours.
>>336387359
>>336387219
>>336387920
Go find it yourself.
>>336387105
Buttholes, dude.
>>336366014
>cheese grater
Yep, it's just as bad as I thought
>>336366014
>>336366779
>Koffing
>landmine
excuse me?
>>336388058
pleb's choice
>>336384391
>>336381218
I love all three. For farting it has to be real though. I saw a video where one girl sharted and it was so lound and nasty my dick sprang up faster than you would wake up from a fire alarm. Futanari is also god tier. I don't know how anyone could not like it.
>>336388858
The image is half right, it's a naval mine.
>>336389283
>>336389481
could also be partially based on the flu virus given that weezing is lung cancer
>>336374894
B-but the egg is always the female pokemon's species.
>>336388457
you don't want to know
>>336388457
It's not. It's just a shopped list of tags. On a picture, the tags are sorted and alphabetized.
>>336379412
I like both Gardevoir and Gallade a lot.
I have similar thing with Scizor, everyone calls me a smogon fag for liking that guy so much.
