How you enjoying it so far /v/?
Is it out? I've been enjoying the porn, don't care much about the game.
>>336316569
nobody posted a ps4 code so i can't play
I'm going to wait for the open beta. I liked what I've seen so far.
>>336316569
got a beta key off a mate yesterday
played a few games today and plays solid tried Pharah first with mediocre success and then junk rat and did much better, seems polished and with my limited game time i expect it will be quite difficult with competent and coordinated opposition , will try some other characters tonight and see what happens.
>>336316569
>>The more we post, the more people will buy it!
>>336317130
>>336317130
domo for this SSS post.
>>336317130
Shit like this should warrant a ban
Played like 6 hours.
Love it. But they need to fix the time you need between two games.
We should go Offense, Defense and THEN do the play of the game.
>>336317501
please return to your walled garden forum. Freedom of speech isn't only for those who agree with you.
>>336317130
you sure seem super buttmad over nothing
>>336317501
shitposting IS a bannable offense
remember to do your part and give the report button a workout
>>336316569
>my cpu has started melting today
>no sign of it yesterday
>no reason for it
>suddenly just 20°C hotter
>if I had known this would happen even three days ago, I could have resolved it by now
>won't be able to play until end of the eek because of shitty postal service that doesn't give a shit about next day deliveries
Thanks, intel
>>336317648
and yet the people posting overwatch threads with characters literally stretching open their assholes are perfectly fine. Day after day after day after day after day.
It's really only worth fapping to the D.Va porn
>>336317772
Apply a new coat of thermal paste dumb nigga
>>336316569
>tracer without her time stabalizer thing
woooooooooooooooooow shit lore knowledge shit artist
>>336316569
Fun, Pharah is fun to play, satisfying to leap over those fucks with shields.
Wish i was better with D.VA though
>>336317786
use the report button, hide the offending threads, and put in your janitor application the next time hiroshima makes a posting
it's all you can do
>>336317570
Dude, just stop trying out for the Olympic shill team and go back to your bb thread
>>336317786
>he doesn't like that Mei image
What's the deal?
>>336317791
sfm porn is really shitty though
>>336317648
Yea unfortunately being retarded generally otherwise you'd be gone long ago
>>336317570
>Freedom of speech
Fucking americans
>>336316569
I thought the Russian girl was a mobster and not actually overwatch.
>>336317130
>2016
>still hates video games
>>336318025
>Yea unfortunately being retarded generally otherwise you'd be gone long ago
Ouch, you almost got it.
It's TF2, but with all of the fluff of a mediocre MOBA.
So not bad, but not at all worth $40.
>>336318025
your sentence doesn't make any sense, but I think you're trying to call me retarded, so I'm replying just to point out the irony
Roadhog is FUN. What's the flame for though? Just bragging rights?
>>336317130
What was the post about?
>>336318265
pretty much
>>336318192
>>336318235
>add generally
>remove isn't against the rules out of nowhere
well you got me I'd be banned too
>>336316569
After playing with my friends for a few hours I have no desire to play it on my own.
It's a lot more casual than I thought it would be. I felt that after an hour I had every character down and it was only a matter of improving teamwork and aiming, the game lacks a lot of depth. Maps are bland too
>>336317841
Do i scrape off the old paste first or just paint over it
>>336318523
think for a second
>>336318265
Flame on icon shows who is doing well.
You can check the teams with TAB and if you see other dudes on fire, eiter try to fuck their day up or avoid them to ffocus their help first.
>>336318265
flame?
>>336317130
>>336317130
>>336317130
ABSOLUTELY BASED
>>336318523
It's best to clean it first anon come on. Get some rubbing alcohol and a cloth.
Should be obvious, but we're all retarded sometimes.
>>336318602
I did but i am pretty stupid
How do i scrape it off without damaging the things
>>336317786
Overwatch threads should just stick to /vg/ at least keep the porn posting contained.
It's the only reason this game is even brought up here, it has nothing else and it would be possible to sustain a thread without people constantly shitposting about the girls.
Mei and Symmetra are a lot stronger than I thought, but I don't understand Symmetra's shield ability at all. It never lets me use it.
>>336318732
Do what >>336318689 said
Lemon juice is an acceptable alternative to rubbing alcohol if you don't have any/
>>336318774
>10 (minimum) soulsboorne threads at all times a month after ds3 release
>3 overwatch threads on release of early open beta
>WOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO EAT SHIT ON THE GENERAL BOARD BLIZZTARDS
why
>tracer
>genji
>hanzo
>mei
>mcree
if you play any of these characters
kill yourself my man
>>336318937
I agree with you on hanzo and mei, but why the others?
>>336318807
Ok I will try
Thanks guys i wish i wasnt such a fuck up
Im sorry
>>336319020
Tracer is fucking obnoxious beyond all belief and has way too much mobility.
Genji because he's either a samurai ninja time traveling to 2016 just to kick your ass, or naruto
>>336318930
Because they arent porn posting cancer.
But they too should fuck off as well.
>>336319020
because he gets killed by them a lot
>>336319056
Look up some youtube videos. No one will make fun of you for being cautious.
>>336316569
I don't know why I fall for art like this, because I do it every time. Slice of life, out of the normal battle, shit gets me every time.
>Trying to push a payload
>Have a Hanzo and a Widowmaker in back doing fuck all
Sniper classes ruin FPS's.
I don't know why they exist.
>>336316569
>those legs on Mercy
Fuck.
>>336319451
Idiots playing sniper classes are the problem, if they didn't have snipers to play they'd just fuck up something else.
>>336319774
>idiots try to heal on early release day
I just stay Mercy and if they tell me to swap I don't respond. I have absolutely no faith in these retards to keep me or themselves alive.
>>336316569
>Tracer with her chronological anchor off
I'm liking it, it's a fun game but some things annoy me. I don't like how Zenyatta just gets looked at and dies, maybe I just have to get better but if there's an aggro tracer that seeks me out there's pretty much nothing I can do except die. I also find Mei to be the most aggravating character by far. I don't know how to counter her yet, any tips for that? I don't really play long range characters, so as soon as I see her I'm frozen and dead.
>>336320174
maybe it takes time for her to phase out of existance?
Time for a probably retarded question but I can't find the answer anywhere.
Do you need to preorder the game to play the open beta on the 4th?
>>336316569
doesn't Tracer have to wear that thing on her chest at all times
>>336316569
I don't preorder games so I'm waiting to try it
>>336321287
Nice, thanks
>>336321154
To play right now you needed to preorder but anyone can play in 2 days or so.
>>336316569
Refunding, you boys tricked me
>>336320174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOWAUAWy7rs
>>336321242
Yes otherwise she disappears.
>>336321429
Can you still get early access though? I thought you could only get it if you preordered by April 29th?
>>336321567
You can't
>>336321242
>>336321476
I wonder how she showers.
And no this isn't some dumb sexual post, I legitimately wonder how she does that with a huge electronic device strapped to her
>>336317860
came here to say this
>>336321905
Magic waterproofing/mundane waterproofing + sponge bathshnnng
Pharah is my fucking favorite character right now.
>>336321905
Headcanonfags were saying you can probably apply time stabilization to a room with a generator or something.
How else would she change clothes?
>>336321445
respectable filename
>>336318265
>tfw your flame is on the entire time you play
>"open beta"
>need key
>>336322250
ur dum m8
>>336322250
Early access open beta is until the 5th, open afterwards.
>>336322292
>taking the bait
>>336322350
u got me m8
>>336319269
This.
ALWAYS look up a video or tutorial before you start messing with the CPU. You seriously don't want to do anything wrong when it comes to that shit.
>when you find that place where the enemy always runs into your trap
Junkrat is so fucking fun
>tourneyfags had the game for a year
>can't pick up and play without some faggot telling you to follow the meta
here's a PC key 1431826420740690244356912
>>336322745
>1431826420740690244356912
jesus christ thank you so much man
thanks for reall
>>336322789
I hate your fucking guts.
>>336322745
haha received :)
i like it but i keep getting really pissed and quitting, could be do to breaking my foot last night though
>>336317570
4chan doesn't have freedom of speech you retarded faggot
>>336316569
I got cucked out of a key and am literally refunding and just not getting the game now. Fuck blizzard
>>336323972
Did you misspell your email?
Mercy is the most fun "healer" type character I've ever played in a game, way better than the TF2 medic.
OW is really fucking fun. Mei, D.Va, and Reaper are all awesome.
>>336324113
No, I had no clue there was some sort of cut off date, it didn't state it on the launcher anywhere, didn't really state anything anywhere, so I don't get to play and if I cant play before release then I legitimately do not want the game.
>inb4 open beta
Let's stop acting like that stress test is going to work
>>336324295
It's 2 1/2 days before the beta begins Anon, you need to relax and pick less weird things to get upset about.
>>336324465
Not him, but you can only get in if you preordered before a specific date. He can't play until late in the month.
>>336324236
She has literally 3 buttons
Damn you're easily amused
>>336324546
open beta starts on the 5th, early access beta started today
>>336324465
>I can't read
The open beta is not going to work. The servers went down with just presales, do people not realize that ANYONE ON THE PLANET can play the game on the 5th? There will never in this games life be more people on than on the 5th, and I would bet hundreds the servers will be marred with issues.
>>336324643
They went down? When was this? I've been playing since they came up
>>336316569
Loving it so far. Tracer is super fun, Soldier 76 is OP and Blackwidow got a butt shrink again.
>>336324720
As soon as it started
>>336324236
>way better than the TF2 medic.
You take that back.
>>336316569
need a ps4 code
>>336324612
No she doesn't. She is more complex than the TF2 medic.
>>336324868
Unless you want to trade real money/games for a day head start, I wouldn't bother
>>336316569
No Steam, No buy.
Pretty meh and suffering from the exact issue I was expecting: No one cares about the team. Everyone is playing their favourite character i.e. Tracer and doesn't give two shits that the match is literally unwinnable with 4 of them.
It's fun. I just finished a 6 hour binge. I'm not sold on all the maps though. I like the variety instead of the 3 maps that were on rotation during the stress test, but I still think Hanamura is probably my favorite map and I've only gotten it once so far
>>336324979
>No hats, no buy
Good, stay out valvedrone
>>336324940
Well that's probably true but it doesn't make her much better. You just channel to heal or increase damage, use wings to move between allies quickly and resurrect if it's ready. I prefer Lucio
>>336325047
?
This game fucking sucks. It's like a lazy tf2. I regret buying it
>>336325147
What's lazy about it?
>>336316569
Its still pretty fun but boy do I hate pub mentality
>Oh reinhardt has a shield? Lets never shoot it because he's practically invincible!
>Lol lets never play support ever!
>Why capture points when I can just play TDM outside of it!
>It always comes down to you to counter pick Bastion and kill him otherwise your team just rushes in to die to him repeatedly
>Its an attacking team steamrolls through to the 2nd point and takes it because they have ults and you don't episode
I also wish Mercy and Reinhardt weren't so boring to play, they are always a top pick and I have zero desire to play them when the other tanks and supports rely more on teams to be successful but are far more fun to play.
>>336325124
IDK, Lucio's fun as fuck too, but I don't really consider him a "healer" like Mercy or Zen.
Regardless, all the support heroes in this game are fun to play.
>>336325141
That pink tracer skin is disgusting
>>336325236
People fall for bait too easily in Overwatch threads.
I want a challenge.
>>336325141
>playing on a potato
I can't even imagine anon. Sorry for your loss
I'm going to play nothing but D.Va for as long as I play this game.
Wish me luck since I just realized she's useless.
>>336325047
JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER GAME
PUBS DONT MATTER AND PEOPLE DO WHAT THEY WANT
WHAT DID YOU EXPECT DINGUS
>>336325310
>Lucio, the objective best healer in the game, is not a healer
>somehow Zen is because of his shitty orb
What?
>>336318937
I'll continue to get 31 kills on McCree anon, thanks.
My only major complaints
>No damage recap after you die. Killcam isn't good enough.
>Some specials need way higher cooldowns
>Widow's charge is too fast
That's about it, I have high hopes for it.
>>336325047
I've yet to have this happen. I've seen the OP faceroll 6 Bastion faggot strat on defense, but otherwise the only time people stack more than 2 of a hero is because they are memeing.
>>336318034
>libel lawsauits
fucking europeans
I'm just, SO BAD AT THIS GAME. makes me sad. I'm gonna keep at it, but I get rolled so often. Highest Kill streak i've gotten was 9 on easymode D.Va
>Friends fill up almost the whole team
>one random chooses Mei on our team
>All of us go up in gank enemies
>Fat chink puts up an ice wall after her fi-fi's are getting hurt too much
>blocks us from killing and lets the enemy run away
why do losers like her again?
>>336325121
>hats
what?
>>336317882
You gotta be good with the push and pull to handle D.va. Don't give chase unless you got the jump on a lone player or a single Tracer that thinks she can kill everyone by flanking. Otherwise, stay with the team and in front because she's a tank. Use your E off cooldown when engaged with the enemy to shield damage. If your Boost and Q is up, start a boost towards the enemy, preferrably while they're in one general spot, then Q to jump out. Most of the time they think you're just flying towards them like an idiot and try to shoot at the Meka.
Got me a quad kill tonight doing that.
>>336325358
She's good though.
>>336325369
I don't find his AoE heal useful at all, even boosted. Are you dropping some hot opinions or are is that backed up with numbers or something?
The next person who tells me Tracer plays like Scout is a lying faggot. Their playstyle is vaguely similar but they are completely different mobility wise and damage wise.
>>336316569
Awesome. Mcree is fun as all hell and incredibly useful. Only major fundamental problem is the 6 player limit means you are going to have at most 2-3 decent players on your team who play useful classes and know what they're doing. TF2 had an advantage in that you could still win in spite of the retards on your team if the majority of your team was at least somewhat capable.
That, and some of the ultimates/cooldowns need tweaking
>No melee at all
But why
>>336318689
>cloth
Really? Because I been using coffee filters all this time
>>336325738
Don't play Tracer like Scout, you're gonna get your face shot off. Keep a medium distance and strafe them. Jump in only when you have Q to save your ass in case they corner you.
>>336325802
>Telling lies on the internet
Everyone has a melee and Reinhardt is practically nothing but.
>>336317786
Is there anything good about overwatch besides rule 34 fuel ?
I honestly saw the gameplay and it looks dated already, you can litterally experience the same playing tf2 or battleborn.
>>336316625
This
Tracer and Widowmaker are so fucking hot couldn't care less about the game and literally don't know any other names.
>>336316569
this fan art bothers me because tracer cant take off her time harness without becoming trapped in time
>>336325802
Genji is as close as you're going to get.
>>336325802
press V
every character has a melee, some even having melee weapons.
This game has worse turtling and rolling issues than tf2 does. I can't see myself enjoying this with pugs. everyone is fucking bad and retarded.
>>336316569
who /Torbjorn/ here?
>>336325802
You have Reinhardt and kinda-melee with Genji.
>>336317271
So... what is the problem?
>>336325919
>who /Torbjorn/ here?
He's literally tf2 engineer without teleporters and dispensers.
>>336325687
Lucio is miles ahead of the other supporters
>tfw regular edition is 70 bucks
guess im waiting for the open betai got access in the last beta but the client took literally the entire beta so like 3 days to update.that fucked me off well good
>>336326010
Yeah, but his normal attack and ultimate abilities actually make him good
>>336325887
>Die at the first point
>They take the 2nd by the time you come back up
Cap times are insane and ults really do exacerbate the problem of rolls. I've had plenty of games end because my team wiped them at the first point and then rolled in and ulted them down to win the 2nd. No real counter to that other than hope they fuck up the use of them.
>>336326031
Zen used to be my favorite then they gutted him because pro's were abusing him.
>>336325662
People have to be maximum shitters or stuck in something like Mei or Zarya's ult to get killed by D.Va's ult. You have like 10 minutes to break LoS and it gives you a massive fucking indicator on your HUD.
>>336325314
I agree
>>336325331
eh, yeah. I have a 570 still, but that screenshot was from a month or two ago
>>336325475
Don't worry Anon, I was exactly where you are now. I was so awful and I wanted to get better, and I played and played and played. Now I'm pretty decent!
Post'em!
Game just needs more maps and modes
3 game modes, 2 of which are really similar.
12 maps, kinda mediocre overall.
Custom maps please
Reaper, Lucio, and Zarya have such fucking awful designs, holy shit. All of the other characters look fine, but those three get my blood boiling with how fucking terrible they look.
>>336325862
i dont understand this
how do they know that she'll be trapped in time? has it happened before?
if so it mustn't have been too bad if shes still kicking
>>336318930
It's an Activison-Blizzard game so there is no excuse to have threads about it, or play it.
>>336325881
>>336325850I had no idea, I played the beta weekend in April and tried to find it but couldn't. sorry.
>>336325687
Mixture of hot opinions, opinions I've seen here, and my raw numbers when I play Lucio. Not to mention Lucio is more utility overall since he can actually do damage (somewhat) while healing and he has that amazing speed boost.
>>336326010
I'd rather have infinite ammo than have to depend on pubs to build dispensers for their team.
>>336326191
>reaper and lucio have good alt costumes
>zarya always looks like shit
>>336326191
oh my fucking god is that indian genji? fuck yes. I really do not like cyber ninjas but that shit is 10/10
>>336326102
I usually get at least two every time. If you manage to ram someone with the boost, I think it will push the player with it as it charges. Don't know if he just got stuck in clipping or if I was just seeing things while trying to escape.If you don't have enough time to escape the self-destruct, you can just take cover behind something and it will shield you.
>>336326010
I played him for one life and then haven't touched him since. Is the only way to get scrap from dead bodies? That seems more of a pain in the ass to upgrade shit than it is in TF2 since you don't have ammo or dispensers.
>>336324782
Oh god that lumbar hyperextension.
Delete this.
>>336326329
her only good costume.
>>336326191
Before shitposting it would be good to know why you think they're bad designs
>>336326340
Looks more Arabic than Indian.
>>336324782
>Blackwidow got a butt shrink again
Aww, really?
Is symmetra any good?
>>336325323
>I want a challenge.
You're on /v/. You couldn't be playing on an easier difficulty.
>>336326437
zarya would've looked better without the tumblr dyke pink hair dye
>>336326368
Scrap is only for armor packs. Upgrading turret from 1 to 2 doesn't cost anything and from 2 to 3 is only during ultimate. And yes scrap is only from dead bodies.
>>336326512
Yeah, she's good. But you've got to be crafty about where you put her turrets
>>336316569
it was fun for 4 or so hours but this is another case of where the porn is better than the game itself
it is too repetitive
it literally is TF2 with dota aspects and while it is fun the first time around the novelty wears off once you try to justify purchasing the game , at this point you try to point out its flaws and one flaw I find is how easily exploitable many of the characters can be like for example how invoker can be exploitable with a tornado , emp and meteor
tracer , genji , mei and mcree are just as exploitable because the game's abilities are literal cheat engine tier
too risky and will cause a lot of anger over time especially since blizzard is famously known for taking their sweet ass time to fix anything
>>336326512
Most boring imo. Her weapon range is very short, the alt fire is slow as fuck. The sentries have shitty range and die in 2 shots, so you need to bait enemies to a corner with 3 sentries placed and your only support is your shield, so you just press E.
Her teleport is amazing though, but her gameplay is so boring it's not even worth.
>>336319175
Tracers job is to basically distract you from the objective and stray you away from the team. If you are getting annoyed by her, she wins.
>>336326490
>Aww, really?
Yeah that is the first thing I checked when I launched the game. It is tiny now. Just took this screenshot.
They really need to change a couple characters. Like not giving bastion a 360 degree turn radius and turning Zarya into an offensive tank or a defensive tank instead of some middle ground where she's currently neither and blizzard expects a 2 second shield on a 12 second cooldown to protect her.
>>336326512
I don't like her personally. I like how flexible you can be with sentries in this game, and I don't know if she has a limit (they regenerate pretty quickly), but sentries are all she has going for her. They do decent damage if you take an enemy unaware, but they die almost instantly. Her ult is tp, which is important, but Blizzard went full fucking retarded and made it so it has a limited number of uses AND it can be destroyed. I fucking hate her primary. You either shoot the slowed projectile in video game history or you need to be in melee range to attach your beam to an enemy.
>>336326656
Got a comparison shot? Before?
This game looks fun and I'm probably going to buy it.
>>336326461
trust me, I would LOVE to know the difference between the middle eastern cultures but I just dont
Is the open beta out?
Or is this only for privileged faggots who preordered the game by shelling out money for their corporate overlords like the cock suckers they are
>>336326576
Man, maybe I should play around with him more. That makes a big difference to me.
>>336326737It's great anon, but you should wait until the open beta to try it out first
Seen 2 Widow Aimbots, quite literally them getting picks as soon as you appear, play of the game being them getting 5 or 6 headshots back to back and wiping the enemy team. Both were enemy Widows.
My Box drops are also retardedly bad.
>Level 8
>7 boxes opened
>2 skins from 28 items
>Gotten 2 Taunts for characters I don't like, Zarya and 76
>Those 2 Skins are both Widow shit blues
>Literally NOTHING for Mei
>Literally ONE voice clip for Junkrat
>Literally ONE pack of 50 (common) scrap, which isn't even enough to get one Skin, since they start at blue, costing 75
>>336316569
The porn has been pretty good
>>336326775
The latter
We get in two days early
>>336326512
Out of all the supports she is 100% team relient, her damage requires her to be either suicidal or lucky, her turrets are nothing more than an annoyance.
However that being said her teleporter is fucking retarded good in a game where most games are decided by the run back post death, and her shields make characters like Tracer who have low HP borderline OP.
I played against a torbj Symmetra team that had a tracer and a genji, both were fucking unkillable because armor and shields.
>>336326725
>>336326656
Surprised the entire female cast isn't clad in burka and hijab. Blizzard won't be happy until the aesthetic is absolutely halal
>>336326825My first drop was a golden, 1000 currency skin for Reaper, NevermoreFeels Good Man
genji is probably one of the most cancerous things i've played against in an fps in a while
>inaacurate guns and long time to kill on most characters
>moher fucker runs fast as a nigger and has bullet deflection and AOE melee that kills consistently fast
>>336326825
You'll probably rather have shitty box drops than good ones, since we are getting another wipe. I actually got one of Lucio's legendaries and he's one of my mains, so I'm anal devastated that I'll be losing it.
>>336326725
Sorry anon. Sadly nobody will make a stink about this as everyone made a big stink about Tracer's nonexistant ass instead.
Protip: You can place the niggress turrets on the payload cart.
>>336327008
Something to consider, your luck doesn't carry over, that's just an ideal people have about "karma."
Anyway, I got the Bee D.VA skin last Stress Test weekend. I blame that for my shit luck.
Cause from what I'm reading, this is INSANELY bad luck.
![eyes99[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4AtNfM8.jpg "eyes99[2].jpg")
>>336326920
Jesus fucking christ
Truly too good for this world
>>336327049
>Sorry anon. Sadly nobody will make a stink about this as everyone made a big stink about Tracer's nonexistant ass instead.
Only way to fix this is with a feminist spin. Claim not all women are skinny barbie dolls and real women have curves.
>>336326656
>>336326920
This is akin to a crime.
>>336316569
>How you enjoying it so far /v/?
![1265976332640[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hSghTTd.jpg "1265976332640[1].jpg")
>>336326920
left or right?
It's a "retarded teammates don't get that you should stay behind Reinhardt and shoot TROUGH his shield" game
>>336326825
I'm lvl 11 and got only 2 skins too. But I got some cash and bought an actually good skin for a character I like.
>>336326437
>Before shitposting it would be good to know why you think they're bad designs
Bland outfit
Manface
Pink hair doesn't look good at all
Even if they just changed her haircolor (or had an alt that changed her haircolor) she would look much less shit.
>Estimated time: 19 seconds
>Elapsed time: 3 minutes
...
I'd probably enjoy it a lot if I HAD A FUCKING KEY
>>336326656
>>336326920
Oh sure it's smaller, but it's better. Firmer and more tight
>>336326568
This. Like I try not to be that bothered by the Tumblr stuff but anything else would have done.
Well almost anything, the dumb goth hair in one of her other costumes is even worse. Pic related would have been the best possible hair color for her imo
>>336326920
>thighs thicker than her waist
Dear god why was this taken from us
Us ass men never get good things
>>336327265
Neither, both are nothing. I want Widow's ass back.
>>336327310
Found the small penis
>>336327307
Tell me a good joke and it's yours. Post your email.
>>336327265
I preferred left, I stopped using it when the change went out.
>>336327286
Wow, Zarya's actually attractive with black hair.
>>336327310
...No.
>>336327310
Ireland leave
>>336327286
I'm sure this has been said many times, but she looks like Donte
>>336327382
What's the temperature of the inside of a tauntaun?Lukewarmthat's the only joke I know[email protected]
>>336327418
That's obviously why they had to make her hair pink. It doesn't matter if you make a bulldyke muscle girl if she's still attractive.
>>336327443
>>336327436
>>336327354
There is big and then there is big. Before she was just big but not good.
>>336327382
How many suh dudes does it take to change a lightbulb?None, because it's already lit senpai
>>336327351
>Us ass men never get good things
I mean, if you are good with your imagination, I know a place you might like...
>>336327286
How would tumblr idolize her if she didn't have warning color hair and a man face?
>>336326656
Blizzard fighting the good fight against niggers
Liked it in the closed beta, but now it just seems to be full autism with people abusing the fuck out of OP combos and made me see it's going to get really old really fast.
Refunded and waiting to preorder Nioh now.
>>336327496
>Lukewarm
>>336327496
your joke is absolutely shit, but since you posted a non throwaway email, I'm gonna send it to you.
Check your spam folder and all of your shit in 5 minutes max, then reply here.
>>336327382
What do you call an undead bee?
A zombee
>>336327310
>>336327615
this tbqh
it seems like the inside of her suit would get hot and start to smell don't you think?
>>336318265
Mei is a fucking nightmare to deal with as Roadhog.
Like I haven't seen any other matchup of characters that is as fucked up as that one, she is a hard counter for him, literally runs a circle around him, he can't bring his blast to bear on her with the slowed aiming, and he just gets frozen and raped by the rest of the team.
If he catches her alone and hooks her before she can rush in and start freezing him, her small ice wall is a get out of jail free card, because she can drop it in the small window between when Roadhog's hook reels in and when he can fire.
>>336325819
That works too
>>336327658you see the "zombee" bit in the kirby thread didn't you?
>>336327547
But you're wrong
Before it was round and circular
Now it's basically a straight line
What are you, a blonde white girl? Fuck off, you don't know shit about asses
>>336316569
Not much, I liked the last beta and I thought about buying it but this beta threw me back over. I'll think about it in a year when blizzard sorts shit out.
>>336327752
Nope
https://youtu.be/NaayFaRRnp0?t=1119
>>336327354
Not even him but what's with people these days, why are flabby unproportional asses the attractive thing?
I like little asses myself but I can understand medium to somewhat large size, like pic related. It's gross to see the butt jiggle during movement, it's a muscle unlike boobs and looks much better in motion when it's firm and the cheek glide smoothly alongside each other.
Is this just an American culture thing? I'm American myself but I only see us go crazy over this shit, though I'm willing to admit I'm totally wrong about that. There's no taste in just going for the biggest ass around, it's about shape and form and how well it complements the rest of the body.
>Genji can reflect McCree's ult
I was both angry and happy when I died by my own bullet.
>>336316569
Regarding your thread image, Anon.. Why are Mei's tits so small? She's fucking stacked in all of her concept art and even in one of her own sprays in the game.
Your mission is to find this artist and ask for me, please.
>>336327878
>playing mccree
He's fucking terrible.
>>336327783
When ass or tits are big then they need the right shape to go with that size. Which Widowmaker did not have
>>336327382
I don't want a key but here's a joke
Why are non-stick pans educational?they're non-friction
>>336327870
Those tits are gigantic/disgusting. Wide hips, thick thighs and a large bottom being attractive are a sign of a top tier mate for extremely virile males. It is biology.
>>336327927
>Not knowing that he's pretty much a 1v1 king
>And his headshots do ridiculous damage even at long range making him like a mid range sniper
>>336327870
It's a combination of nigger culture, and the tumblr fat acceptance.
>>336327927
He's not my cup of tea either, but he's not terrible. I have found that I don't actually enjoy playing any of the "offense" heroes, but I figure I gotta learn somehow.
>>336327657
thanks man, got it, you've made my night.
Sorry you didn't like my joke
![29e0eddc533fb6ee934195523f80d02e[2].png](https://i.imgur.com/xs249Lv.png "29e0eddc533fb6ee934195523f80d02e[2].png")
>>336327870
The ass sucks, the reason your pic is attractive is the wide hips and round thighs which make up for it
>>336327870
it's just niggers/fat fetishists
>>336327969
>>I'm a dog
>>336327870
I don't know what you're on about, Widow's original ass wasn't just better because it was bigger, but because it was rounder and her thighs were bigger too, it's still nowhere near the twerking ghetto trash you're crusading against
