>cancerous privacy-stealing fad toys
>security
Why is this generation so fucking stupid?
Are you talking about smartphones?
>>336306197
You think?
>>336306395
How is a computer that connects you to the world and fits in your pocket a "fad toy"?
>>336306596
How is a privacy-stealing device that does absolutely nothing useful except enable the fucking lazy and idiots that can't plan ahead anything but a fad toy?
>>336306596
Because he's a nokia brick fedora tipper who is contrarian to all of society because he's a special snowflake.
>>336306680
>giving a shit about anything and anyone but yourself and your belongings
>>336306680
you sound pretty fucking stupid yourself, anon
>>336306698
I'm sorry, kid, but I'm someone that has lived a long time and has seen the decline of civilization being taken over by privacy-hating entities and governments.
"Fedora-tipper"? You're the fedora-tippers, you hipster little faggots that feel so goddamn special with your little internet toy in your pocket. LOOK AT ME I AM USING THE INTERNET WHILE WALKING DOWN THE STREET! Step in front of a bus, you hipster kids. Rid the world of your stupidity.
>>336306680
I'm using that fad toy to talk to you right now. That fad toy got me an Uber home from work. Smartphones are one of the greatest inventions man kind has ever created.
>>336306924
Holy fucking mountain of fedoras.
>>336306924
>decline of civilization
yea we sure are declining from the golden age of 1650 where we drove flying cars and ate lasers you fucking idiot
>>336306924
>>336306924
Why are you trying to hard to pretend you're old? You're goddamn underage faggot who can't buy a fucking phone
>>336306952
>uber
If someone even considered paying a complete stranger to drive them home even 20 years ago, they'd be laughed at and pitied.
Holy shit, this generation is beyond stupid.
>>336306952
Whats the point of cabs now that Uber exists
>>336306924
Holy shit, you're a living caricature
>>336306924
Why so mad?
>>336307085
And no, public transportation isn't a "complete stranger", they're a regulated entity.
UNLIKE UBER.
Smartphones are great. They completely destroyed the internet in only a few years!
>>336307107
None, that's why the smelly, arrogant, over charging Indians and constantly protesting Uber.
>>336307085
Taxis weren't a thing 20 years ago?
>>336307085
Cabs didn't exist 20 years ago? Nor buses, trains or any method of public transportation?
>>336307085
oh so a taxi driver isn't a complete stranger? damn dude no wonder you are pissed off you have almost no comprehension of how anything works
>>336307218
Oh, I'm sorry these "smelly Indians" are part of a regulated, trusted entity with accountability.
Unlike Uber.
>>336307234
>>336307243
>>336307263
Holy shit, idiot kids. >>336307184
>>336307194
yea man i miss anglefire pages and myspace. come on the internet before 2008 was a pile of shit to begin with
>>336307324
>trusted entity with accountability
I don't have or want a smartphone.
Why the fuck do I have to shit out money on some shit to add more rethorical confirmations that I am me?Whatever happened to that authenticator for PC?
>>336307324
>Oh, I'm sorry these "smelly Indians" are part of a regulated, trusted entity with accountability.
Accountability to what? They overcharge, their service is shit. They sat on their asses for years giving shit services because they knew there was no alternative other than a bus.
It bit them in the ass.
>>336307194
Smartphones didn't destroy the internet, it was allowing children to possess them, as well as letting them onto the internet while still young.
Dude, I have been using a flip phone from 2002 for the past fourteen years and even I think you're a fucking idiot.
Steam is a service. If you want to continue using a service you need to keep agreeing to the ToS. Surprisingly enough Valve is not forcing you to link a phone number with your Steam account if you don't want to trade shit.
Will that change? Probably. But calling mobile phones "fad toys" is fucking idiotic and you know it.
>>336306924
>it's a 20 something pretends he's an old man episode
>>336307324
And what makes a goddamn cab a trusted entity? Do you have any idea of how much they overchager or outright steal people? Are you a kid m8?
>>336307324
holy mother of statism
>>336307419
You refuse to keep up with the times, you can fall behind and enjoy your lack of services.
You're the idiot grandparent who refused to get internet access and whined when their phonebook was taken away.
>>336307324
>>336307419
what service forces you to use an authenticator? it's always optional from what i've seen
>>336306924
>15 years old
>lived a long time
>>336307419
>doctors used to make house calls
>>336307436
>Smartphones didn't destroy the internet, it was allowing children to possess them, as well as letting them onto the internet while still young.
t. Someone using the internet since they were 8
>>336307324
So first you talk about how we lose privacy and shit about government tyranny just to worship regulation of 'trusted' goverment? Top kek
>>336307324
>>336307085
>>336306924
What I find hilarious is how he always manages to make the most uninformed and flat out stupid posts in the thread while believing to be right.
This thread is a goddamn gold mine
>>336307419
authenticating from your PC? you mean like typing in your password?
The only point I agree with the fedora fag is that smartphones have made the internet shit by opening it up to everyone.
>>336306924
>>336307436
Smartphones allowed normies to use the internet anywhere they go.
>>336307617
Selling items in Steam's market forces you to authenticate on their mobile app or your item is held for 15 days, even after confirming it on you e-mail.
>>336307642
What the fuck are you even trying to say? Are you just confirming what he said?
>>336306121
>mfw shitposting from a smartphone
>>336307405
>>336307423
>kids that actually believe this shit
My god, you actually believe this modern bullshit?
Enjoy getting fucked over by some random Uber shithole one day when he drives you to his house and rapes and kills you.
>>336307507
45, actually.
Someone has to watch over you fucking children.
>>336307521
Do you know what cabs are?
>>336307546
>lack of services
Oh, I'm sorry, what am I using right now at home? The internet? OH WOW SO AMAZING
And what's that outside? A CAR I CAN DRIVE? And what's all these buses and trains and cabs around that I can use when I can't use a car? HOLY SHIT. I SURE AM FUCKED MAN.
>>336307661
Unlike phones, these regulated services respect your privacy.
>>336307694
What I find hilarious is that you are so far up your own asshole that you actually believe your own bullshit.
>>336307324
You realize you have to register with Uber before you can drive people right? Background check and everything
>this thread
>>336307787
He's a hypocrite who likely used the internet since a single digit age whining that kids having the internet is bad just because he's grown up now.
>>336307845
>image.jpg
leave
>>336307642
Well, yes, but around 10 I'd say. I'd know first-hand. Newgrounds fucking ruined me, I was introduced to porn very early because of it, especially stuff like Zone-Sama and Meet N Fuck.
>>336307754
meh small niche issue, saves more problems than it causes i would bet
>>336307813
>Enjoy getting fucked over by some random Uber shithole one day when he drives you to his house and rapes and kills you.
https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Paul_Durousseau
>>336307840
You realize there's been so many incidents that prove that's a worthless gesture?
>>336307846
Sorry, I wasn't part of the DOD when I was 8 so I couldn't use the internet back then.
>>336307810
My phone is range banned as of yesterday. No idea if it's national or regional if someone was just an asshole evading enough to ruin it for all of us.
>>336307813
>Enjoy getting fucked over by some random Uber shithole one day when he drives you to his house and rapes and kills you.
That's not any more likely to happen with an Uber driver than it is any taxi cab shithead driver.
>>336307813
>PRIVACY IS VERY IMPORTANT!!
>uses 4chan
>uses Google services
>uses the internet
>probably uses windows/nvidia/intel
well meme'd
Well, this thread proved the Dumbest Generation will never end.
Please go kill yourselves, all of you. If everyone under 30 suddenly died, nothing of value would be lost.
>>336307813
Cab drivers rape people all the time, even murder some. Not to mention they con everyone they can.
And if you are 45 on /v/, you should absolutely kill yourself, no one would argue with it. Nothing is more pathetic than an old ass man posting about video games.
>>336307813
45 and no smartphone, congrats on winning life
>>336307925
>You realize there's been so many incidents that prove that's a worthless gesture?
Care to show us those incidents? Or do you think this does not happen to taxis?
>>336307907
I need a smartphone for their shit app just to confirm for the 4th time that I am me selling my items on my own. A fucking 15 cent card. I don't want a smartphone, I don't need one, I don't give a fuck about them. I'm not going to wait 15 days to get the 4 cents I need to buy the daily deal.
>>336307980
Where do you live?
>>336307813
If you care so much about your privacy why do you use any site that has captcha or a similar system?Google uses just that to tract your everything
>>336308047
>thinks every poster on this site is the same age
who is dumb again? there's literally people from every generation shitposting.
also if it wasn't for people under 30 inventing and achieving all the old fucks wouldn't have their smartphones to shitpost from
>>336307813
>45
>>336306698
tiny computers in your pocket would be great if people actually used computers instead they use apps and webpages. I wish those space niggers didnt crash on that farm all those years ago we needed more time to advance socially before they unleashed these tracking devices.
Guess this thread confirms the obvious, phoneposters are cancer.
>>336308141
Then stop acting like a complete fucking retard and emulate that shit you jackass
>>336308141
45 and still acting like a child, congrats
Video games?
>>336308284
the only advantage smartphone has is I can shitpost when taking a shit now. in the olden days one could only shitpost from their desk or lap tops
>>336307813
Grow up, kiddo.
![quote-the-children-now-love-luxury-they-have-bad-manners-contempt-for-authority-they-show-disrespect-socrates-310695[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZFQkFDK.jpg "quote-the-children-now-love-luxury-they-have-bad-manners-contempt-for-authority-they-show-disrespect-socrates-310695[1].jpg")
ITT: pic related
>>336308141
>>336308047
>>336307813
>>336307813
>>336307324
>>336307085
>>336306924
>45 years old
A literal manchild, I sure hope your parents are happy with the way you failed at literally everything
>>336308153
Florida, Verizon phone
>debating against smartphones tracking you
They're legally obligated to provide E911 services. Literally the entire point of it is to locate you based on pings from cell phone towers.
>>336308642
My only hope is that the ban you phone received was thanks to the horsefucker/barneyfag who kept crashing threads.
>>336308016
who the fuck cares about privacy anymore, all that is being collected is data/trends to be sold bulk for market related shit. if you think google cares about you searching for incest porn then you are paranoid
>>336308592
>it's a fedoric post
Kek
>>336308592
Socrates was the first contrarian
How much of a failure do you have to be, to be 45 years old and still on /v/? Go be a family man or some dumb shit.
>>336306121
>He thinks he still has any privacy whatsoever
HA that's a good one goy.
>>336308639
Kill yourself.
>>336308592
What is sadder, children acting like children or a adult like you acting like a child?
>>336308592
no children adore authority now. most millennials think censorship is good.
>>336308914
even if i'm 45 and with kids i'll still come on here to shit post. jesus christ if i become wildly successful i would buy a fucking mountain, build a castle on top, and spend my entire time shitposting
>>336308938
Touched a nerve, eh faggot?
>>336308968
his entire post is about how people complain about other generations is redundant and here you come along
superdowns.jpeg
>>336308592
>Cross their legs
Those bastards
Pssst.
Hey.
Hey faggot.
It's not the smartphone's fault that Steam got a chubby at the idea of holding your tradables hostage unless you resignated yourself to another thread in the global industry of surveillance and data mining. It would have done it with any other device or personal medium just the same. Microsoft did the same thing with my own e-mail account, it locked me out of it and wouldn't let me back in unless I gave it two phone numbers and a backup e-mail for the sake of "protecting my privacy" and "securing my account" with more breach points.
Do you know what I did? I took the hit and told Microsoft to go fuck itself and let the account expire. All I lost was a day or two updating a couple dozen websites with a new email that I got in a week.
If you actually invested money in Steam microtransaction and getting rectal ravaged because your shit's been cock blocked, you're just as fucking bad as any smartphone junkie on the street. You have no business generalizing anyone else as being ignorant and careless.
>>336309365
>He doesn't show off his femenine dick and boipussy to his elders.
How fucking rude.
Fuck thyself.
>Have to give gaben my phone number if I want to trade anything because fucking retarded children who are the majority of the people who gamble using his digital items are complete retards and would give out their passwords and items like a runescape kid gives plate to a to a "trimmer"
And they say /co/ is the most gullible board
>>336307813
>45, actually.
What a surprise, an old person hates technology.
>>336309318
did you ever think they might be right? no one ever complains that older generations were shit. Shits going down the drain.
>>336310000
checked
no they aren't right because any person with a fucking brain can easily see the vast difference in quality of life between now and 200 years ago. like it's not even up for debate
>>336310000
>no one ever complains that older generations were shit
Is this why everyoen calls the baby boomers retards who destroyed everything? Are you literally retarded?
>>336309558
this
>check my inventory
>holy shit these CSGO sticker capsules that I've had for years now suddenly sell for $3.50
>list them
>they have a FIFTEEN DAY WAITING PERIOD before my listing appears on market
...
>UNLESS i use the authenticator
meh
>>336306121
Steam already has your cellphone number when you SHUT THE FUCK NIGGER JUST KILL YOURSELF I FUCKING HATE YOU
>>336309558
>give out their passwords and items like a runescape kid gives plate to a to a "trimmer"
What, the guy I handed my armor to did trim it.
That being said he borrowed a bunch of other stuff that I didn't ask for back but he trimmed the set.
>>336307701
Web 2.0 made the internet shit. Not phones.
>>336310424
i think once every page was required to have a comment section the shitposting intensified. before it was all secluded to forums but now the shitposting spans the entire internet
>>336309978
No one says that. /co/ is the most tumblr board. /v/ is /b/ait 2.0. Has been for years now.
captcha is the real reason the internet is shit now.. i swear to god if i have to fucking click on another fucking house number again jesus fucking christ
This thread is shit.
>>336310230
Relax. Don't have an aneurism.
>>336308592
>Posting fake quotes to try to prove your nonexistent "point"
Lamo.
>[the quote was created] by a student, Kenneth John Freeman, for his Cambridge dissertation published in 1907. Freeman did not claim that the passage under analysis was a direct quotation of anyone; instead, he was presenting his own summary of the complaints directed against young people in ancient times. The words he used were later slightly altered to yield the modern version. In fact, more than one section of his thesis has been excerpted and then attributed classical luminaries. Here is the original text [CAMB]:
>>The counts of the indictment are luxury, bad manners, contempt for authority, disrespect to elders, and a love for chatter in place of exercise. …
>>Children began to be the tyrants, not the slaves, of their households. They no longer rose from their seats when an elder entered the room; they contradicted their parents, chattered before company, gobbled up the dainties at table, and committed various offences against Hellenic tastes, such as crossing their legs. They tyrannised over the paidagogoi and schoolmasters.
>>336310727
dis not bait, it's a legit pissed off manchild dealing with a pretty tiny problem due to his fedora-contrarian ways
>>336310162
>>336310175
at least baby boomers didnt do gay shit like this.
>>336310891
It's call "pop" culture for a reason. Watch pop concerts, follow fads, wave your status symbols around.
>>336310891
So, are you bitching they are taking photos? Is that what I'm supposed to be angry about?
>>336310832
>>[the quote was created] by a student, Kenneth John Freeman, for his Cambridge dissertation published in 1907
oh yea it's only 100 years old so the point is completely invalid. good one anon you so smart
>>336311006
Low tier trolling, apply yourself.
>>336309978
They still hold that title by a mile and a half. They tricked themselves into being completely against their own interests. At least people here still give credit to modern games that do something right.
>>336310891
Go to a concert where people care about music.
>>336310984
everyone is, instead of being in the moment, are trying to get youtube hits. you guys are the goofiest generation
>>336311196
well yea if you tried to do that shit in a posh pit someone would punch you in the back of the head
>>336306121
>still no official authenticator for Windows Phone
JUST
>There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who use smartphones and can't go anywhere without them
baka desu senpai I've literally never texted anyone before in my life, and my phone has only ever been able to make only calls. And 99% of the time I leave it at my house.
>>336311351
Cancer
>>336311351
best os and phone hardware has nothing on it. Its a travesty
>>336306680
>>336311197
please tell us more about how scared of change you are
>>336311293
dont answer for me you faggot. thats not a mosh pit either.
I mostly use my smartphone to read books during lunch breaks on my job and for maps. Also, music.
It's neat.
I wish Chinese moot would just ban all phone users. Fucking normalfag dipshits and underage twerps.
>>336311397
I bring mine with me just because it's good for reading news articles when I'm waiting around somewhere. Much better than carrying a newspaper and a few journals around with me, though the screen is pretty bad on the eyes.
>>336311593
who the fuck cares
>>336311643
4chan is mainstream as fuck now it's almost a household name. quick thinking posting on this site means you are a deep web hacker special snowflake
>>336311643
This, 90% of habitual shitposters like niggerell, barny fag, other porn posters all use mobile IPs to shitpost. The rest of the "normal" mobile users aren't very good either because of their tiny posts, few images, and general lack of contribution to most threads they are in.
>>336311547
you have no idea how goofy you idiots look. I have a smart phone I've had a pc since the 80's. but you faggots take the cake at being the most autistic.
>>336311708
you look like a bunch of fagots hanging out in public not even talking.
>>336311878
>posted from my iphone
>>336311643
Whatever makes you believe that Hiroshima will turn away a huge amount of money?
>>336311919
>hanging out in public not even talking
do you even have any idea where are you
>>336311819
>quick thinking
My point has been proven. There are underage retards and normalfaggots who don't even have a computer who pollute this shithole further.
>>336311919
the fuck does anyone care what you think you obsolete troll? all these people look completely cool and i'd rather talk to them than your pasty old ass
>>336311691
>Ugh it's so hard to carry around a book or newspaper that literally weights less then a pound!
>>336312009
not only do you have to google every thing so you can pretend to know what your talking about, its like you have to google how to hang out as well.
>>336306121
>>336306680
>>336306924
>>336307085
>>336307324
>>336307813
>>336312128
>carrying around literally a hundred square feet of paper
sure yea very practical when you store it in your fanypack
>>336311643
stay mad weeb kek
>>336312128
And the space they use? And after you read them?
>>336312248
>dumbass sitting in front of his computer looking exactly like the images he's posting
>>336312128
>ugh greentext
>im a faggot
>I suck cocks
>>336312027
>more useless shitposting
you are contributing quite a bit yourself
How do you go about emulating the steam authenticator? I have a bunch of cards I need to sell before the summer sale.
>It's a "teenager users of /v/ mob a senior citizen for not sharing their gen Z opinions" thread
>>336312128
Why is this even a .gif? It's just her head moving slightly down.
>>336312376
you are half wits. you figure since you can google any subject you dont kave to know anything. this makes you a half brain. imagine if your gps stopped working you wouldnt even know how to get to the places you want to get to. you have no geographical knowledge. you are crippled. you most likely have no idea how to get anywhere beyond the places you go to all the time. you dont know what freeways to take you dont know the exits. you would all be lost without the other half of your brain.
Wow look at those antisocial retards reading newspapers instead of talking to others, because everyone knows you should be talking to strangers 100% the time.
What a bunch of sheep, not enlightned like I *tips fedora*
>>336312531
You need a phone number no matter what, you can do it with a google voice number but that requires you have a phone to start with, so if you aren't willing to use your own phone you will need to buy a burner pre-paid phone to start the ball rolling.
>>336312561
I'm not a "senior".
>>336312561
its literally people with critical thinking vs mouth breathers. any age can join in
>>336312704
the difference is the rest of the day they didnt look at the newspaper.
>>336312710
I have a phone number just not a smart phone.
>>336312806
>be quiet, i'm on the RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY
>>336312806
*tips trilby*
[modern trend] IS RUINING SOCIETY!!
>tfw 19
>hate smartphones
>don't trust uber
help I don't want to end up like this guy
>>336312686
You write like timecube holy shit
>hating uber
>being a communist
>>336313039
Have you tried jus Bin urself?
>>336312686
you just mad because you are slow and have clearly failed at life and need to blame someone else for it.
this is like saying people who use hammers are half brains because what if hammer breaks then you won't get nail into wood you need to use your forehead like i did growing up
>>336312865
Just read the FAQ for the desktop authentacator or that other desktop encryption key thing then.
>>336312263
You do have pockets don't you faggot? Or do you literally walk around naked with just a smart phone. Get this - you can put the book in a pocket! How revolutionary!
>>336312331
>>And the space they use?
>Oh no, I have to HOLD the book?
>>And after you read them?
You can't be this fucking retarded. You've got book cases don't you? Oh wait let me guess, they ugh so antiquated like ugh god they take up so much space!
>>336312482
>t. triggered millenial
>>336312676
Because why not?
considering you cant even stop looking at your smartphone while driving. the leading cause of most accidents by far, even over drunk driving, you are by definition the most pathetic generation yet.
>>336313174
prime example of how stupid you are. you cant even make a decent analogy.
>>336312806
Indeed. We have a 45 year old mouth breathing OP who doesn't understand identity theft or how the internet works, thinks that portable computers that can make phone calls and handle just about every bit of business that you might want to attend to are a fad, and tries to conveniently ignore the faults of his beloved traditional ways of doing things.
Opposing the status quo doesn't automatically make you smart.
>>336306121
Two-factor authentication is proven to be more secure, though.
Ultimately, 99% of the people who would actively try to steal your account wouldn't be able to also steal your phone.
>>336313262
>>>And the space they use?
>>Oh no, I have to HOLD the book?
>>>And after you read them?
>You can't be this fucking retarded. You've got book cases don't you? Oh wait let me guess, they ugh so antiquated like ugh god they take up so much space!
I'm talking about news papers you fucking mongoloid, you're the one who put books for some idiotic reason, the original post was about news and not about books, the only way for you to have arguments is by grasping at straws isn't it?
>>336313262
>you can put the book in a pocket
yeah, just gotta buy me some cargo pants and I'm set
>>336313097
Well yes, I don't trumpet it out for the world to hear usually and I just ignore uber so I don't think I'm bugging anyone.
>>336313262
>thinks a book will fit in any normal sized pocket
oh wow we got a special one here
>>336313014
There is literally nothing wrong with any of that though, life has significantly changed over the last 200 years and will continue to do so.
>>336313262
>t. triggered millenial
You shitpost about millenials and yet you use their memes, why is that?
>>336313372
at least i don't shit my pants all day long, kiddo
>>336313505
Of course. But when 40+ aged fucks start whining that life isn't like they were when they were 15 and so the world is terrible, shits dumb.
>>336312854
You're right, when they get home they're going to plant themselves right in front of the AM/FM radio.
And then their children are going to spend all day talking on the telephone.
And then their children are going to become couch potatoes in front of the television.
And then their children are going to buy the latest Atari and Nintendo entertainment device.
And then their children are going to spend all day on their home computers.
And then their children are going to have their smartphones surgically attached to their hands 24/7.
And then their children won't even leave the house because the womb of direct neural VR is their new life.
>>336308914
Nigger, at literally every age you're a failure if you're on /v/. Don't fucking kid yourself.
>>336313437
>books are outdated.
>everything in the world is on google.
you are so stupid it hurts to read your comments.
>>336313670
those are not my comments, though
you're literally posting words and then get angry at them
I think it's called "trolling"
>>336313670
That appears to be quite unrelated to what he said, friend. Did you reply to the wrong post?
>>336313670
You're literally arguing with yourself
>>336313670
Did you pull that from your cavernous ass?
>>336313652
only a few years ago electronics were only a part of our lives. and even then only women talked all day on the phone. you poor fucks never even had toys worth.
>>336306121
i fucking hate steam guard, why do i need to use some shit because retards can't secure their account.
If i trade something and get scammed it's my fault i don't want steam protecting me.
Tinfoil hat wearers are the funniest people
>>336313872
What the fuck are you even talking about? What is the point you're trying to make?
>>336307980
Just turn on airplane mode and turn it off
Or switch your access point to another netwrok and back again
>>336313872
>only a few years ago electronics were only a part of our lives
Yes. And half a century ago they weren't at all! Isn't that amazing? Don't you feel excited about the world changing completely and irreversibly around you?
>>336313421
You fold them up retard and then stick them in your pocket. This isn't fucking rocket science.
>>336313437
>Books only come in huge ass sizes
If you've read any amount of books, which I'm not surprised you haven't, you'd know that the majority of books that get published fit into your pockets without needing cargo pants. Unless you're some fucking dipshit hipster wearing skin tight jeans, in which case kys.
>>336313468
Same goes for you faggot.
>>336313521
>t. overly triggered millenial
>>336306924
You tell them!
Don't let the government steal our privacy!
>>336313742
>>336313808
>>336313823
you bullshit so much you cant even keep track of your samefagging..
>>336313856
and then theres this faggot.
>>336314062
So next time I decide to re-read Dune or LotR I gotta find some pocket editions?
>>336314062
you REALLY think any book over 100 pages will fit in any pocket? REALLY? be honest cause holy shit dude
>>336314056
same fag some more its getting interesting.
>>336314062
>You fold them up retard and then stick them in your pocket. This isn't fucking rocket science.
Have you ever, in your whole life, held a newspaper? Not everyone is a gigantic fatass like you who has to use a cargo pant
>you will never be a 45 year old autistic luddite still posting on a Taiwanese tapestry containment board for actual children
feels good famicom
>>336313652
What a glorious future we have to look forward to.
>>336314128
i imagine this guy walking around with gigantic bulges in his pockets and fannypacks
>>336306121
I think its because we got tired of being suckered out of money by thieves like you.
>>336314225
But anon, you are! You just haven't realized what has become of you because you are in a coma.
>people shouldn't use modern technology because it hurts my feelings
>>336314128
Wouldn't those just be bricks given the density?
>>336306121
>privacy-stealing fad toys
Talking about computers?
>>336314319
If you ever got scammed on steam you deserve it for being a fucking literal retard.
>>336314384
phones dude, read the fucking thread
>>336314374
I imagine it's something like Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring: Book 1 out of 9 (pocket edition).
>>336314358
His feelings are very important, are you a bully perhaps?
>>336314062
this comment reminds me of my awkward youth when i thought cargo pants were amazing because i could hold a whole 2 L bottle of pop in my pockets. i pulled MAD pussy
millennials need to be renamed the bullshit generation. do any of you have any genuine opinions or knowledge of anything at all inside your minds?
>ITT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRFDA_oV4xM
>>336314446
>smartphones aren't computers
>>336314446
they are called pocket computers
>>336314654
>do any of you have any genuine opinions or knowledge of anything at all inside your minds
even better, I know how to google gramps :^)
>>336314673
step in the right direction if you ask me. google this one.
I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots.
>>336314654
nope, literally smartphones for brains lol memed
>>336314128
The LOTR books aren't even thick, and fit into Jean's pockets. Stop being a massive faggot and get over the fact the books aren't 25 square feet stone tablets.
>>336314183
Yes. If they don't fit into your pockets then you haven't been exposed to enough books to know that the vast majority will fit. I suggest using your smart phone less you lazy as.
>>336314189
Yes I have. The fact that you don't realize you can fold one up and fit it into Jean's pockets shows that YOU'RE the one that's never even held a newspaper before.
this may be the most fedora thread of all time
>>336314897
>The LOTR books aren't even thick, and fit into Jean's pockets.
It would be awkward to ask her to carry my books.
>>336314897
lol who the fuck is Jean and why do we care about his pockets?
>>336314673
>even when they are making a valid point they still aren't funny
>>336314897
>Yes I have. The fact that you don't realize you can fold one up and fit it into Jean's pockets shows that YOU'RE the one that's never even held a newspaper before.
Why do you lie, know that it can be proved in seconds with a quick search
>>336315031
ok dude since we clearly have the same responses to this guy i will officially let you carry on the roast. good day sir and best of memes to you
>>336315046
>>336315031
>His
>Her
>>336314673
I feel like that video would be funny if they didn't explain literally every joke.
>>336315031
>>336315046
Thanks for proving for me that you guys are massive morons.
>>336314103
>5 seconds of each other
>samefag
shit looks like your oldness is setting in
>>336313373
Adding IDET3NETIGF DUMB FUCKA I HATE WAOYU SO MUCH
Why is a washed up bitchy cab driver arguing with /v/?
>>336315090
>Those won't fit into a pocket
Maybe if you stopped wearing faggot skin tight pants they would, you fucking dipshit hipster.
>>336315194
man your responses are getting lame as fuck, im out this isn't fun anymore just getting kinda sad
>>336315176
is Jean female or male? OP answer who this Jean person is!
>>336314673
>Millenial: the video
>They just don't get our "culture"! XDXDXD
Not only was that video lacking any type of actual humor, it was completely incorrect.
I'm lovin' this thread
>>336315194
Keep going baby
I'm about to climax
>>336315219
whats wrong with you? do you got smartphones for brains or what?
>>336315290
A folded newspaper has the size 578 mm or 57,8 centimeters, what kind of pants, aside from your fatass ones, has pockets that deep?
>>336315451
congratulations: you're part of the group they're mocking!
>>336315290
you walk around with a newspaper and books stuffed in your pockets?
>>336315321
>I can't counter-argue so I'll say I'm getting bored and leave
Go ahead and leave then faggot, you're not saying anything that is smart or meaningful.
>>336315451
>XDXDXD
>this guy wants others to believe he's not a millennial
>>336311530
that looks so damn satisfying
I don't care if this is one troll.
Xe is dedicated.
>>336314446
>computation
ARM CPU. Check.
>means of input
Number pads and a mic, possibly with a small keyboard. Check.
>means of output
Speakers and a display. Check.
>storage
Flash storage and access to means of storage that aren't directly connected to the device, such as cloud storage. Check.
Smartphones are computers.
>All these people with cell phones
LOL enjoy being spied on by the CIA.
I don't even need a cell phone because I always carry a calculator, a map, a watch, an mp3 player and several books in my pockets.
>>336315532
Oh I dunno, maybe everything but pic related which you seem to be wearing and basing your opinions on?
>>336315554
Congratulations, you're part of the moronic group that thinks opinions equals facts!
>>336315559
Not usually.
>>336314673
>You don't get to find fault with things if you are young!
you millenial faggots are so fucking stupid and i just wish someone would show me some attention once in awhile cause this world is changing and i feel left out :(
