Why does the Metal Gear series glorify cup noodles as amazing food? Anyone sane should know how bad they are unless you're a bum.
>>336265092
It's the Jap equivalent of American trash food.
>>336265092
In terms of ration portable imperishable food for the battlefield.
It's pretty fucking amazing.
>>336265092
Kojima is a worthless shit taste eater
>>336265310
It's shit nutritionally though. Why would someone prefer this over MRE?
>>336265310
Which is best and worst?
It sucks that they took out the Doritos and Mountain Dew from Peace Walker's US release.
>>336265623
Looks like the Chinese eat Fancy Feast. Gotta give it to Canada for the Kit Kat bar.
>>336265623
>KitKat bar in the Canadian rations
Literally a lunchable
>>336265623
chinese military definitely worst
taiwan and japan are looking pretty good
>>336265623
What is the Singapore one and the sandwich in the US one?
>>336265092
Because muh grorious japanese fast food
>>336265623
>Best
Canadabros.
>Worst
Fucking China. Probably made up of ground-up dead Chinese or Best Koreans.
>>336265623
Taiwanese and Dutch look tasty. Extra points to Canadian for the kitkat
>>336265576
MRE are called Meals Refused by Ethiopians or Meals Refusing to Exit by troops for a reason.
>Non mil fags wont understand picture.
>>336265623
>that comfy German cup of coffee
Singapore looks like they're packing for a elementary school field trip
>>336265623
>not posting the danish along with it
looks pretty shitty desu.
>>336266759
> Chocolate drinking powder
No surprise there
>>336265623
Canadian is the one that would boost my morale the most, I'd try to survive every day for that Kit Kat bar.
Instead I'd rather die than live everyday eating Chink cum.
>>336265623
Holy shit China what the fuck are you doing
>>336265623
http://www.mreinfo.com/international-rations/italian-combat-rations/
http://www.mreinfo.com/international-rations/french-rcir/
Even accounting the fact the food is canned tasteless crap these two don't sound so bad.
>>336266226
>Mil fags don't know what google is
I can get all the references heh
>>336265092
To the Germans get two cups of coffee? Yeah, I'll go with that...Not that you'd want to live off of the stuff on the battlefield.
>>336266759
It's almost like they want their troops to destroy the bathrooms with all that crap inducing stuff.
Aren't a lot of items in MGS games actual products? If so it would be odd to then describe them in a negative manner.
Look at Calorie Mate or fucking Doritos. Of course they're going to glorify that shit when it's a brand deal.
>>336266759
>Danish rations
>Don't contain a danish
You had one job, nutritionists.
>>336265092
I bet it's fucking great when compared to snakes
>>336268510
this.
pretty sure USA military rations are designed to make your shit hard.
>>336266759
Are those nuts activated?
>>336268763
I have a friend that ate one on a vacation and apparently they taste like dryish "chicken"
>>336268334
>>336267824
With so many disposable grunts do you really think they can be bothered to waste money on something like food? Especially since they're most likely just sending them to their deaths in masses.
>>336268929
Snakes or noodles?
>>336266759
That's pretty much exactly the same what we get in Sweden, I'd say its the same for Norway as well.
Those rations are really good and actually filling.
We had so many leftover that me and my brother brought back home from the obligatory conscription training (although, not anymore because swe cucks).
There's so much shit in each box its amazing, and the main courses are actually tasty.
>>336265623
This is what PLA (Chinese) food rations actually look like.
>>336269689
looks like a kid cuisine
>>336269284
Do the Chinese actually use IG tactics?
>>336265623
>Refugee package doesn't include blonde German women
>>336265623
Here's Finland though I think it's been updated since this picture. The main problem with the pictured version at least is that there's fucking nothing to eat in there if you don't have hot water available.
>>336267824
The chart was made by a nationalist japanese, they hate China and Korea with passion, this is the actual ration >>336269689
>>336269689
That looks fucking disgusting, lad.
>>336269689
>The soup is so dense it's fucking solid
>>336265623
>Japan's the only one whom pictures look like commercial stock photos
Gee I wonder who made this
>>336266759
Dude, these rations are the fucking bomb.
>dat pasta with tuna chili sauce
>dat vegetarian bean stew
>dat spicy chicken and rice
>all dem snacks
>dat moist as fuck vanilla cake that lasts for decades
Best rations I've ever had, though you get fat as fuck if you eat them and you aren't in the military. There's something like 6000+ calories in every bag.
>>336265576
>>336266226
Alright here to butt in - MREs are fucking delicious.
MGS3 is set in the past so perhaps they were shit then, but here in bongistan I ain't kidding when I say MREs are great - my roommate works for the RAF and he gets bundles of them when he is deployed - super high in calories mind you but you get damn good food in them
>>336269689
The fuck is that on the left? A pair of pizza rolls?
>>336265092
Japanese ones are better than the ones sold over here. Well, at least for instant ramen and yakisoba. I assume the same applies to cup of noodles.
>>336270756
The top left one is just a cake
>>336271208
Sausage
Thread relevant
>>336271101
>There's something like 6000+ calories in every bag.
Well yeah they're meant to fill your needs for a day of fighting/marching.
>>336271185
We're not saying they're disgusting.
But if you get a fuckup in your MRE and don't get the EXACT right portions, especially the gum and coffee, you will get so many calories and carbs that you become so constipated you don't shit for days.
Whereas if you do a NEET and only eat cup noodle you'll shit every few hours.
>>336270190
Then you chew on the powder, pussy.
You've got raisins too
>>336271481
Look at the bottom center corners too, it's just that dense too.
>>336269689
>fake vomit
>peaches(?)
>some kind of tasty kake jr. hardtack hybrid
>packet of sauce(?)
>a whopping two whole pizza rolls
>>336272730
that's not soup that's rice with mushrooms and pork
>>336273142
>rice
>pineapple
>the densest cake in China
>packet of sauce
>sausage
>>336268695
Guess what, they are not called danish in danish or denmark. It is also from Austria, and we call it Plunderstück or just Plunder.
>>336273760
>plunderstück
is that what pirates used to patch up their ships?
>>336273760
Next you're gonna tell me French toast isn't called French toast in france
>>336265623
I see that the Chinese Military spares no expense.
>>336265623
>half the rations are meals served on trays in a cafeteria
nigga that's not what you're gonna be eating out on the field
>>336274201
Why the fuck would any type of food that's named after a country be called it in that country? Do you think they call hamburgers hamburgers in Hamburg?
Why is this stuff so expensive?
>>336266226
Literally the entire world knows the MRE instructions tell you to learn the bag up against a "rock or something" because american military cucks have an IQ in the mid 60s. Kill yourself.
>>336275173
Stop being a poorfag, it's still cheaper than cooking your own meal