https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnFjTG9J-T8
NEW WORLD RECORD
>video shorter than the supposed record
>has a long ass intro
>segmented
>segmented run
>by multiple runners
>>336253181
Not gonna watch the video in case OP's a faggot. Does the runtime include loading screens, and if so, does OP's video have them cut out?
assblasted normies in this thread.
>love Half Life 2
>excited to see how fast someone can beat it
>guy doesnt even play the game
>glitches thru the map 2 seconds in and just flys to the end over several hours
Uh..good job? Excellent sense of direction, i guess?
>>336253957
welcome to speedrunning, normie faggot.
enjoy your stay.
if it's segmented it doesn't count as a wr, still interesting though i guess
>Jumping through walls
>etc.
Yeah I'm not watching them break shit. That's not fun. They may as well just use cheats and teleport to the end of the level.
>>336254017
They shouldnt call it speedrunning. They should call it glitch running
>>336253238
>>336253283
>>336254017
That doesn't make it interesting you dumb retard.
>>336254242
epic dude
you stand up for whats right in games
fuck the cheaters
>>336254390
>Tell you to just cheat to skip to the end of the level instead of all this other game breaking shit that's filled with RNG
>Acts like I don't like cheating
Reading comprehension nigger
>>336254242
I want to see you do that shit without using /sv_cheats 1
I'm sure this thread isn't going to have the exact same shitposts that were in the last thread.
>All these nerds complaining bout Segmented
Just enjoy the run and the gamebreaking needed to be done to do it. It's great.
>Segmented by multiple people
>>336254360
Its literally breaking the game down to its limits, counting milliseconds.
What is not interesting? If you want to see proper gameplay you can bunnyhop through the whole game yourself while running away from everything.
Also when somebody does it that way it takes much more than one or two hours so you faggots with the attention span of a baby still find it boring.
>>336254601
>nerds
>>336253957
What you want are glitchless runs, it's a different category, I know next to nothing about the HL2 speedrunning scene in particular, but I'm sure they have a glitchless category.
Speedrunning is pathetic
shitty old game
>>336253378
>i'm a little bitch and want everything handed to me: the post
>>336254601
>it's great
subjective. I think it blows.
>>336252650
Its a cool run and all but does it even count as a WR if it was done by multiple players?
>glitching your way through
What an absolute snoozefest to watch. All the more reason for speedrunning to die.
>all these shitters who can't even perform these glitches so they use excuses
the real problem here is segmented by multiple people
SPEEDRUNNERS ARE LITERAL DEGENERATES DESU
>>336255329
glitchless and shit like this are seperate categories for most gmaes
i know you're probably baiting, but i don't really see anything wrong with either.
>>336255486
Your mom worldwide record was performed by multiple people, it still count.
>>336253957
i don't really care for speedrunning, but the glitch stuff is what makes it kind of fun imo. as long as it's "ingame glitches" and not fag shit like "lol, let's add a bunch of scripts" or TAS.
>>336253181
30 seconds on a 40 minute video is nothing.
Holy shit, you people are autistic.
>>336255627
TAS can be fun, if it's not actually a speedrun anymore but just someone trying to fuck around with stuff as much as possible.
>>336255702
It's speedrunning, there literally is no other way to play video games where every single second counts more.
>>336255985
Good thing there's 40 minutes worth of seconds left.
If you're watching a speedrun, chances are you aren't doing anything important anyway.
Stay autistic.
>>336254242
here's your (You)
>>336254294
But a "speedrun" involves exploitation of all the game's mechanics, intended or not. Unfortunately, you don't get to decide the definition.
A game will have similar any% and glitchless routes if they aren't broken to shit.
>>336255627
>>336255884
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOfcvPf-22k
God tier TAS right here
>>336252650
Oh boy who's the next tranny now?
>>336256287
you
>there are ""people"" that prefer glitchless speedruns
>speed glitching
Might as well record oneself watching a video of the end credits, and then calling it a speed run.
About as interesting and honest as this shit.
>>336256353
this
who wants to watch "HL2 played slightly quicker than usual"
>>336256353
I think it depends on the game, both can be entertaining.
>>336256432
http://speeddemosarchive.com/PokemonYellow.html#uberlargeskips
>glitchless runs
Wow it's fucking nothing
How can you not appreciate the guy funning getting through Ravenholm in 30 seconds and flying across those beaches?
I want to see new ways to exploit the game and push it to its limits not some faggot running away from everything,I could do that shit myself
>>336256763
shh, that means playing the game and learning something you never knew about previously.
too much effort
>glitchless speedrun
>Combined effort to test the limits of an engine through extreme yet theoretically possible player actions
>Neo-/v/ calls is a cheating borefest
I don't know why I still bother coming here.
>>336256964
>I don't know why I still bother coming here.
See you tomorrow
>>336257268
Hey, I didn't say I would leave. I mean I wish I could, who doesn't?
>>336257367
>Hey, I didn't say I would leave
See you tomorrow
HL2 really did have some GOAT atmosphere
>>336257432
why you gotta be like that, man
>>336252650
>Half-Life 2
>2
>>336252650
How do these guys choose what version to speedrun the games?
All games always get updated and glitch fixes and shit.
Are there any rules about these sort of things like "An attempted speedrun of the game should always be done with the latest version / launch version" or some shit in the modding scene?
I've always wondered that.
>>336257513
>why you gotta be like that
I don't even know anymore.
>>336256353
Depends on the game. Pokemon Glitchless is a whole different ballpark to the 30 second run that is the glitch exploitation route.
>>336257698
See you tomorrow.
>>336257659
>modding scene
*****speedrunning scene
Fuck I'm retarded.
>This is where I get off
What did he mean by this?
i would never speedrun through a game thats meant to be an experience, much less one of my favorites
its like having less fun just to break a meaningless record
>>336258014
>i would never speedrun through a game
You're shit and can't do it, we know.
>>336257659
If a run has version-specific bugs or strategies then that version is its own category, any category that doesn't specify version is always the most current version.
I.E. Dark Souls 2 has gigantic bugs in the unpatched version that lets you do the game in like 15 minutes, but the current version any% is like an hour, so runs are categorized based on unpatched vs. current patch.
Speedrunning is degenerate.
>>336258079
of course i can do it, i did it once with dark souls but im sure as hell i didnt beat any records
it wasn't fun at all
>>336258014
>a game thats meant to be an experience
What does this mean
>people complaining about segmented
>retards even complaining about glitches
go watch a lets play
the 40:49 run is the closest video games have ever been to art
>it's a "using glitches is not fair" episode
*yawn*
>>336258192
>but im sure as hell i didnt beat any records
because you're shit and can't do it, we know
>>336258218
all games are meant to be an experience
>>336258236
>>people complaining about segmented
if it's not in one run it's pointless
>>336258296
what is your problem why are you so defensive with this
Is there anything gayer than a segmented run?
Oh yeah, segmented runs by multiple runners. Get this shit out of here.
Glitched runs are interesting if the runner understands why the glitches occur and can explain it, gives insight into the game engine and is quite interesting.
However if they just do it because it works and know nothing then its pretty boring watching someone skip half a game.
>>336258457
I'm not defensive. You've said stupid things, so I am treating you as if you're stupid.
>I speed run Dark Souls
>But I broke no records
>I didn't even have fun
>I would never speed run a game that is meant to be an "experience"
you're retarded, and so I act is if you are retarded.
>>336252650
Anyone who greentexts outside of 4chan should be permanently banned from this site.
>>336258014
>>336258356
your mom is an experience
>be soldier patrolling a river
>advised freeman will be coming through here and to get ready
>this is finally the day I'll make a name for myself
>suddenly an orange blur blows past at mach 12
>the sonic boom blows water everywhere and gets everyone and all the equipment wet
>now awaiting execution for not confronting him
>all dat item surfing
I like it a lot
>>336258581
they should probably just be shot desu, world's overpopulated as fuck anyway
>>336258456
you're pointless, and so are your inane standards
if you want a one segment version so badly do it youself
I've played this game so many times and I think it's great pushing the limits of what can be done and how fast it is possible to finish the game "legitimately"
This is beautiful for me
But what's going on with the exploit where he's rising up off-map without a prop? How?
>>336258580
stupid=/=goes against my opinion
and if thats how you treat people with mental illnesses then youre a horrible person
>>336258581
What if I only do it to my friends.
>>336258780
save+reload on this particular version has a weird bug where it fucks up your position subtly, do it fast enough and you can fly up.
>>336258871
Opinions can be stupid, and so I mock you for having stupid opinions.
Why am I having to explain this to you? How are you this stupid?
So many questions.
How are they doing the item surfing? Are they holding the item under them and jumping up and down?
>>336258764
>>336258580
>>336258296
>>336258245
>>336258236
>>336258079
>>336256964
>>336256763
>>336255985
>>336255702
>>336255623
>>336255556
>>336255486
>>336254645
>>336254601
>ITT: speedrunning defense force
>>336258780
>legitimately
>>336257659
Depending on the rule set, they will use whatever game version helps the run the best. In an any% of course the runner will use the most broken patch available. There are most likely sets for with only the most updated version of the game as well though.
>>336258903
>Use 4chan.
>Have friends.
Pick one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYmqJl4MoNI
>I'M A LEGEND!
>>336259161
all me
How does he not take falling damage at all
it doesnt make sense
>>336259161
Here's to (you).
>>336255702
there is never a reason for a 30 second intro to any kind of youtube video.
What has to be said that can't be read in 8 seconds?
>>336259161
all me
>>336259348
I agree long intos are terrible when it's a video series, but this is just a one-off intro where they were having a bit of fun
>>336259183
I dont have many friends but I have a few.
Today I will remind them https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM
>glitch run
Meh.
>>336254294
Sometimes there exist different categories when a particular mechanic can cut extreme amounts of the game's duration.
On a different note I'm happy people actually did GTA: SA single segment.
Done Quicker runs have always been segmented, but you would know that if you weren't twitch GDQ shitters.