GET THE VIDEO WHILE IT'S HOT
CRASH CONFIRMED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM3kR3UHzwo
So is the whole game of Crash Bandicoot playable in Uncharted 4, with Nate and Elaina's commentary?
the new animations look janky, but maybe that's just because I'm used to the original
Elena now reminds me of my ex :(
>>336214548
dont worry bro. she's happy with Chad
>>336213993
Damn, that is kinda sweet.
>>336215524
She's with some sperg, I'd prefer it if she was with a Chad
>>336215639
if what u say is true, sooner or later Chad will seed her. worry not bro
your ex seems like someone who pity-dates autists and spergelords
>>336215832
She didn't date you though, so not sure where you're getting the autist pity dates from
>>336213993
Well, at least this means theres actually a good game in Uncharted 4
>>336215981
>hasn't played it yet
>game isn't even out
>calls it bad
Autists never fail to disappoint.
>>336215981
>crash bandicoot
>game
ok chap
>Nate knowing nothing about games
Aw. This was cute.
I wonder if this was what all the Crash teasing they've been doing has been building up to.
>>336213993
This is how I imagined this went down
>Hey guys, we wanted to use our old buddy Crash for the game Nathan will be playing
>Well alright then let's just recreate a level that gives off that old 'Crash uh, Bandycoot' feeling
>The original game didn't have high scores? Meh who cares, it's not like anyone remembers these shitty old games anywho
>>336216043
I've played it 3 times already. 4 if you count The Last of Us.
Do i remember it wrong or dors it look off?
>best game on the PS4 is a PS1 game
Can't say I didn't expect this.
>>336213993
>nothing but quip throughout the whole video
Why do people do this? Why this keeps on showing up in every fucking movie nowadays. This really needs to stop.
>This heartwarming piece of fanart is now obsolete because Nate is an ignorant normie.
Should've had him go "Oh wow you got Crash Bandicoot!? Nice!"
But nope, instead he doesn't really give a shit about it, just like Naughty Dog and their other cartoony franchise.
Yes I'll find anything to bitch about.
>>336216272
>>336216305
Nice meme.
>>336216265
>creators tweak game so dialogue makes sense
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>336213993
It makes a great movie.
>>336213993
is this real life?
>tfw this is unironically trying to appeal to the LET'S PLAY-generation
>>336216291
New animations, camera angle, different sized boulder and (maybe) a slightly different crash model
It's like those scenes in crappy sitcoms where the characters play video games and obviously know nothing about them... but IN A VIDEO GAME. All that was missing were some Atari sound effects and a shot of Nate mashing buttons.
This is just a cutscene. Where is the gameplay?
>>336216043
its the 4th entry in a series that has failed to evolve in 4 past games. One of which was a fucking spin off for a handhled. Its more of the same cinematic shit with crappy shooting mechanics and chest high walls.
>>336216361
Naughty Dog grew out of platformers made for kids. Their ips reflect that.
>>336216498
Exactly my thoughts about this video. It's like a sitcom or movie.
>those little indicators on screen telling you the controls
>time limit
Neat idea though I guess, would be cool if you could ignore everything and just play the game.
>>336216157
If /v/ was around in 1996 I can see how the threads would go.
> PlayStation has no games!
> Crash? All you do is hold forward and occasionally jump, barely even a game.
> Pfff, those graphics arnt real it's just an FMV demo, the real game will look like shit.
>>336216505
>its the 4th entry in a series that has failed to evolve in 4 past games
The jump from 1 to 2 was pretty decent. The jump from PS3 to PS4 seems fucking huge. Do you think that just because the core of the game is third person shooting that it isn't evolving?
>>336216498
buddy did you watch the video?
>>336216512
I'm sure they would still do them but barely people are buying this. Now uncharted...
>>336216673
>Nintendo 64 losing in sales to the PS1
W-WE CAN STILL DO IT NINTENBROS!
WE'RE DEFINITELY GONNA GET A METROID GAME.
And so history repeats itself.
>>336216681
Of all the webms you chose this. In your post about the series evolving, you chose a webm of a guy attaching a truck to a tree and driving in it.
>>336216681
There's something oddly comfy about this.
>>336216291
No, you've remembered correctly.
It does look off.
The movement animation is different. Not sure why they didn't use the ones from the actual game because they're much better.
>>336216808
There were no vehicles in the previous games. That's a clear example of evolution :)
>>336216874
They should've made up a cheap bootleg version of Crash because this is just insulting
>>336215524
>>336215832
Jesus, what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>336216909
It's their game who the fuck cares?
>>336216512
Now they make """""""""""mature"""""""""" games for manchildren
>there are gonna be people that can't get past the crash part and sell the game
>>336213993
>gameplay walkthrough
>the only "gameplay" in the video is of a video game that's 20 years old
EIGHT GEN FUCKING SUCKS
>ITT
>>336217001
>After 20+ deaths he just tosses the controller and goes full-blown DSP
>>336216512
you mean naughty dog grew out of making good games
>>336216895
Yeah, because that worked wonders for Metal Gear right?
>>336216512
Isn't Uncharted a cinematic platformer for kids?
>platformer where you run towards the camera
Why are people so nostalgic about Trash Bandicoon again?
>>336217001
I'm pretty sure if you fail once you just get the scene in OPs video.
I'm guessing its a different scene if you beat her, probably involves Nathan being a smug fuck.
>>336217228
sick thumbnail
>>336217208
pretty much.
If anything, it's easier than Crash.
Uncharted is ND's best series. Crash was shit, everyone with a brain was a spyrofag. Jak and Daxter was trying to cash in on the waves Ratchet and Clank made, but Uncharted is its own thing. You can say dude raider, but now the new TR games borrow from Uncharted.
And TLoU is just pretentious survival shlocke. The vidya equivalent of oscarbait
>>336217228
You run away from camera, dumbass.
>>336213993
Christ this was grossly contrived.
Fuck you Sony and your cringey shit
Never played an uncharted but if the characters are really this fake and contrived how the fuck is it so praised.
>>336217137
crash was all about that death bro
>>336217137
>Drake starts masterbating
>>336216754
> ps1
> 1
I hope your not implying that there will be a PlayStation 2, Sony is going bankrupt, PlayStation is hemoraging money for them. Soon it will just be Nintendo and SEGA, as it should be.
>>336216808
dude that animation and attention to detail with the rope looked neat as fuck I dont give a fuck what you say
>>336217348
>contrived twice
Looks like someone learned a new word and has been dying to use it
>>336217272
You're rihgt on everything except on Uncharted being "its own thing"
Its literally a generic copy of Indy, but with more shoot outs that have even more generic TPS gameplay, almost GoW tier.
>>336217376
maybe in the later levels but nobody wastes all their lives on a boulder level scrub
>>336216681
>rope contorts with the environment and drake doesn't just phase through it
breddy gud
>>336217492
not that guy but shut the fuck up please. Sorry that most people dont care about having perfect grammer as much as you
>>336216498
I felt the same way.
>Yeah, your little TV game thing.
This just feels wrong coming from a fucking Playstation game. It'd be different if they acted a little more self aware, but it really does play out like a "let's play a game" scene from a movie.
>>336217609
>not that guy
Your bad grammar in that sentence gives you away
>>336217272
>Crash was shit, everyone with a brain was a spyrofag.
lol @ your shit fucking taste.
>>336217272
>Ratchet and Clank
Congratulations! Everything you said is retarded!
>>336217720
He's right though. Crash 1-3 are extremely overrated and pretty much every major PS1/PS2 platformer series was better.
>>336216474
same model just different animations
>>336213993
>"Press X(eks) to jump"
DROPPED.
>>336217272
>Jak and Daxter was trying to cash in on the waves Ratchet and Clank made
Jak and Daxter came out almost a full year before Ratchet and Clank
>>336213993
This is great
>>336215612
When is Thad coming back?
>>336217964
No idea, I miss mad thad
>cute little easter egg generates this amount of sperging
You all never cease to amaze me
>>336217964
Never because he's a goddamn retard that posted publicly about his hidden CP stash his first day back on the internet.
>>336218103
'cute little ___ generates this amount of sperging' is a very common occurrence here
are they really trying to play it off that nathan drake doesnt know what a fucking videogame is
he doesnt just go "Nah I dont play games" he actively acts like he's never heard of home consoles
>>336213993
>they tweak the "win" animation even though he died
was it to make retardos feel better and make Crash happy even though he barely got through the level? they removed the "phew" animation! he should only do the air-punch when you get through the level and not die
why would they change something so simple? is it a completely different dev. team or something? it's a cameo full of inconsistencies for no good reason
>>336218224
killing hundreds of people probably did something to his brain
>>336218267
>he should only do the air-punch when you get through the level and not die
haha yeah good catch bro!
>>336218103
when your dad decides to make a cameo in your life only to be full of inconsistencies that weren't there when you were a kid, you'll understand
your life is a sitcom
>>336217908
You do realise Spyro said "press the Ecks button to jump and hold it to glide".
It's the correct way to say it, it's never officially been called the "cross" or whatever else button.
>>336213993
>A game with normies playing Crash Bandicoot
>Meanwhile footfags win AGAIN
>>336213993
It's like I'm watching bad American TV.
This is what games are now, this is what Sony wants games to be. Let that sink in for a moment.
>>336217348
These games are supposed to make you feel like your playing an old indiana jones style action movie. That is why they have that classic shitty video game in a movie banter. If you don't like old action movies, you probably won't like the story in these games.
>>336218267
So THIS is the power of autism...
>>336213993
this is good
>>336217647
The whole point of Uncharted 4 is that Nathan Drake has been an adventurer for so long that he cant cope with normal life and doesn't understand things. That's why Elena was so mad when he left their comfy life to go back to adventuring with his brother one last time.
>>336217815
>comparing crash 1-3 to ps2 platformers
fucking makes 0 sense and just proves you have no idea what you're talking about. You've probably never even played any of the original 3 games.
As far as ps1 3d platformers, Crash was at the top. Spyro is babytier easy shit and the only reason people like it is for the atmosphere and the music.
Crash 1 was actually challenging and one of the best major platformers of that era, that's not debatable.
>>336218443
>>336218793
I'm just not an ignorant shitter and I remember things I like well enough
>>336213993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CzX2JUqDuI
>>336213993
FUCKING CHAD ALWAYS GETS THE GIRL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>336218950
>crash
>major anything when Mario 64 exists
Dumb sonyyger. Crash was, and always has been, trash.
>>336213993
Post yfw they remake Crash with high scores and easy mode
>>336219032
We're talking about major sony 3d platformers sweetheart, or did you have to change the rules because you realize that your opinion is fucking wrong on every level?
>>336218950
>one of the best major platformers of that era
Even ND at the time thought 2 and 3 were better than 1.
>>336219036
I'm happy with any new Crash if it's made by a competent studio
>>336219006
But he didn't get best girl Chloe, so it's ok
>>336214204
>whole game
No.
camera angle looks fucked.
>>336218950
>Crash 1 was actually challenging and one of the best major platformers of that era
N64fag here, go fuck yourself. Crash was shit. PS had way better 3D platformers, and if you count 2D/2.5D platformers as well then Crash shouldn't even crack any top platformer list for that generation
>>336218847
I understand that, what I'm saying is that the whole thing just feels unnatural when it's coming from a video game. At least in movies and TV the people behind those god awful video game scenes probably really never have touched a game in their life.
>>336219094
1 is the best as far as challenge goes. 2 is right up there but 3 is the weakest among the trilogy. I don't know how anyone can claim otherwise.
The Crash model in the OP video is a new model, by the way.
We eaten fa m. Crash all but confirmed now.
>>336213993
>circle to spin
I always used square, because of the sequels.
>>336218979
Kudos for spotting the error. Thing is, you really seem triggered over it. Get a grip, Chandler.
>>336219036
>giving Crash 1 an 'easy mode'
>>336219127
>N64fag here
then your opinion is irrelevant but I'll read the rest of your shit anyway
>PS had way better 3D platformers
>can't name a single one
if you say spyro you can go fucking shoot yourself in the head with a .45. If you say Ape Escape then I can at least respect your opinion.
>>336213993
So Sony bought the rights to him huh
I wonder who is doing the reboot.
>>336217348
uncharted 1 and 2 are pretty good games. the rest is trash.
>>336219359
Interesting opinion.
>>336213993
So, first naughty dog says they have matured and don't care about Crash.
People bitch and moan.
Suddently they put a little Crash cameo in Uncharted 4, like saying "See guys? We totally care, we were joking!".
Modern ND, not even once.
>>336217407
>SEGA
>with the failure of the 32X and the timebomb that is the saturn
seriously after this gen i can see nintendo dominating and even then they got a really stale lineup with their 64.
the second crash is fucking coming
>>336218103
MUH CHILDHOOD! MUH NOSTAGIA!
REEEEEEEEE
>>336219256
well, if you'd stop shitposting for a moment I would tell you why it bothers me so much, but your life seems too empty for you to give something like that up
I just want to talk about video games, man
>>336213993
It's weird to see literal serial killers doing normal married life stuffs too.
>>336219316
Sony can still publish Crash 1, 2, 3, and CTR. They just can't develop new games or utilize Crash in any way that isn't referencing Playstation history.
>can't put Crash in Tony Hawk
>Activision won't answer anything related to Crash
>Knack is one of the highest selling video games of all time
It's all adding up.
>>336219405
thank you.
>>336213993
>tfw Crash 1 has more gameplay than the entire Uncharted series
>>336219526
I'm sorry. Are we good now?
>>336218950
>comparing crash 1-3 to ps2 platformers
>fucking makes 0 sense
The point was that it's a shitty series compared to the other shit that came out around that time, not that it's like PS2 platformers.
Spyro may be easy but at least it's fun.
>atmosphere and music
Try actually fucking interesting level design, something Crash doesn't have. Enjoy your linear levels, stiff controls, and horrible camera.
>>336213993
I never played the games but why is he dating that boring blonde when he was with the brown girl?
>PS1 controller with PS3 triggers
>High score in fucking CRASH BANDICOOT
>He should learn to climb
Jesus fuck, it really is like a shitty sitcom having a VIDEO GAME scene, but it's developed by ND who are clearly showing that they are not the fucking devs who worked on Crash or Jak
>>336219285
>PS had way better 3D platformers
You could've waited til I said something, because Ape Escape was definitely the answer I was going to givealso Spyro, go fuck yourself. I'd even take 40 Winks over Crash
>>336219613
>>336213993
>Crash Bandicoot
>wat?
>check cresh bandicoot on yt
>it's a temple run clone
Wtf is this shit.
Croc was better than both Spyro the Autismo Dragon and Ass Bandicoot.
>>336219704
Chloe was a fling when Elena and Nate broke up after U1
>>336219626
yeah, alright
everybody gets one
>>336219773
>Croc Legend of the Shitty Controls
>better
I'll give you Croc 2 maybe, not the original
>>336219773
>adding "autism" to the name makes Spyro bad
Spyro is a million times better than Autistic Aspergers Retard Croc. See, I can do it too.
>>336219558
>Knack is one of the highest selling video games of all time
Kek
>Last Crash games were fucking shit
I remember when they were fun as fuck
>>336219960
I too remember the one time a Crash game was fun as fuck. I also remember before it when Crash was mediocre and overrated and I definitely remember how there was never a good Crash game after.
>>336213993
Looks like a fucking TV reality show
what the fuck
>>336219849
Typical autismo baby defending his precious dwagon. Going on deviantart and searching "Spyro" is all the evidence needed to prove a solid connection between Spyro and childhood autism.
>>336220191
That is Barneyfag tier logic. Are you Barneyfag?
>>336219460
It's a shame no one ever fucked the crazy out of Four
>>336215905
>>336213993
>Those graphics are pretty cool
It's always about muh graphix, right, ND?
Those command prompts are embarassing. Crash has always been a very intuitive game, the level design itself helped you to figure out the controls. But I can see this being too challenging for the average Uncharted player.
REMAKE CTR ALREADY YOU SHITS
I NEED IT IN MY LIFE
>>336213993
Do you actually get to play that part, or do you have to watch a 15 minute scene of vidya characters do a Let's Play?
>>336220389
playable
>>336220252
her servant was a asshole for not giving her the dick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVNgjk9ahcQ
Looks actually pretty fucking great
>>336220369
>CTR will never have a bigger character pool, multiplayer online and increased participants number on races
>>336220441
It's not?
Like, honestly?
You have to just watch and sit through that shit with bad commentary, when Naughty Dog could've honestly made it a gameplay part?
>>336220646
online exists you just can't play with more than 2 people because of splitscreen and the huge dip in graphics quality.
>>336220723
you play it you retard
>>336220776
oh ok. I actually thought you were greentexting.
I've been in /v/ for too long.
>>336216512
Yeah now they make action games for kids.
>>336220723
> is it playable?
> yes
> OMFG why would they make an unplayable section
Why do you do this?
>>336220646
>sewer speedway or oxide station with 8+ players
>>336220723
>he says it's playable
"it's not?"
>>336213993
>that fucking tutorial with the button prompts
I mean, it's cool that Crash is in there but holy fuck that speaks volumes about what has become of videogames.
>>336219708
>They actually modified the game to have high scores
It's on a whole new fucking level.
I can see the Polygon/Kotaku headline already:
"The homage to Crash Bandicoot in Uncharted is great, but also shows that video games need to move on"
>>336220965
it means rather than looking at a nonexistant manual you can just looks at a popup that lasts half a second and instantly know what to do without any player trial and error interrupting the 'scene'
>>336221089
But they've already moved on.
That's why the Crash Bandicoot cameo had a high score system, on screen tutorials, and lots of talking (A la Ratchet and Clank 2016)
>>336220109
>Not liking Crash Bash.
What kind of faggot are you?
>>336216681
This was rather stratifying to watch. Loved that Drake actually swaps hands when he is carrying the cable rather than just wraping through it.
>>336221237
Right, but would they, or at least many of them, even know the difference between the original and the cameo? I don't expect them to be anything but oblivious about these things.
>>336213993
The dialogue is so cringe worthy.
>>336213993
Elena a cute
>>336221353
How socially inept are you?
With all the PC cucks crying that their games won't look like this
Does no one not realize that they have a PS1 and not something more modern? Like in game it's 2015 or something wouldn't they have a PS3 or something?
>>336221157
Yeah but it's fucking Crash Bandicoot. It has two functions, jump and spin. Granted, it's not the actual first level of that game, but even so there's time to try and press all the buttons once, right? It's funny that ND's reluctance to not overly script sequences and hold the player's hand now seeps into the game that made them who they are, that they're paying homage to.
Not even mad, I just find it very humourous.
>>336221447
I bet you fucking love Marvel movies with their godawful quips and annoying female characters written like complete cunts.
>>336221447
Not as inept as you.
>>336221353
You cringe at everything so who cares? Yes, you.
>Drake is a normie
>>336221353
>i never had a girlfriend in my life
Fucking weebs I swear
Crash Bandicoot is mind-numbingly simplistic by today's standard. Do you really think Naughty Dog will be developing a big budget CB?Not happening.
>>336221713
This and not putting Donut Drake in the game destroyed the character for me. I kinda agree with >>336216361 as well.
>>336220830
No, they make cinematic, interactive art masterpieces for cool, mature & awesome people, not your childish "TV game thingys".
I bet Nathan Drake is what the majority of the Naughty Dog devs think themselves as.
>>336221770
An HD remake is all I want
>>336213993
DELETE THIS
SONY CANNOT FUCKING WIN AGAIN
>>336220723
>playable
>it's not?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>fan art is canon
stop posting any time
>all these tards badmouthing Crash
You do know that CTR is possibly the greatest video game of all time, right?
>>336216265
>>The original game didn't have high scores? Meh who cares, it's not like anyone remembers these shitty old games anywho
That was literally the joke you spergnozzle
>>336222162
That site should take into account cutscene times
>>336222192
Diddy Kong Racing was better. CTR was better than Mario Kart 64, at least.
>>336221729
you'll get a girlfriend one day anon
>>336222192
>You do know that this game with completely different gameplay and genre to the mainline game is possibly the greatest video game of all time, right?
>>336216361
>heartwarming piece of fanart
realistically it is fucking garbage. Let video game characters inspire but pick someone more involved in your life to be your fucking hero, also Crash looks like shit in that
>>336222162
>le longer is the game, le better
Enjoy your endless cutscenes, I guess.
>>336218950
Jak 1 is probably the best platformer ever released on a sony platform.
That is coming from a crash fan.
>Program a PS1 Emulator into another game
>Won't release one for the system itself
Bravo sony
>>336222223
Christ almighty this would've been such a waste of a get
>>336222275
Subtract two hours. Still longer completionist times than Crash. Plus multiplayer.
>This is taking a really long time
Trying to start playing Uncharted takes way longer
>people actually think Crash is a better game than Uncharted
The memeing is too strong
>>336220770
You mean that PS1 Emulator Plugin? I was never able to get it to fucking work.
>>336220894
>Hot Air Skyway with more 8+ players
Imagine the chaos while everyone try to use the shortcut
>>336222519
Comparing a game to a movie is kinda unfair, mememaster.
>>336217271
Every Uncharted is way, way easier than Crash 1.
I'd love to see kids these days attempt slippery climb and that other deleted level. They're probably end up crying and watching someone on YouTube do it so they could claim they've "done" the level.
>>336222519
>Uncharted
>game
>>336222192
Not all of us are blinded by nostalgia and hatred
>>336219541
That isn't true.
Spyro > Ape Escape > Sly > Rachet > Crash > Jak
>>336222576
>I was never able to get it to fucking work.
It's actually pretty simple, you just need to have controllers synced up properly.
>>336222640
Spyro > Jak > Ratchet > Ape Escape > Crash > Sly
>>336222519
They're literally apples and oranges. They're nothing alike.
>>336222640
Ratchet>Crash>Ape Escape>Sly>Jak>>>>>Knack
>>336217272
>Generic third person cover based shooter is the best thing they've ever made and is unique.
You're a fucking cunt, do you know that?
>>336222626
First time I played CTR was in 2011 whem I was 20 years old.
>>336218950
>As far as ps1 3d platformers, Crash was at the top. Spyro is babytier easy shit and the only reason people like it is for the atmosphere and the music.
>Crash 1 was actually challenging and one of the best major platformers of that era, that's not debatable.
Can't you just like both? They're both great series.
Anyway while Crash 1 certainly is the hardest one in the series it is certainly not the best; that belongs to 2 (3 expands on it but something about it makes me put it below 2).
>>336213993
That was pretty nice 2bh
>>336213993
>playing Crash 1 with analog sticks
That was impossible. Analog controls worked with Crash 2 but the first one does not detect these. You had to manage your jumps with the D-pad.
>>336223236
Crash 3*
>>336219096
The last competent studio that had it got stymied before they could really polish it up. A shame because Crash Twinsanity had all the makings of a great game and it was clear the studio cared dearly about the franchise. The humour was slapstick but never LOLSORANDUM (which I credit it to the British studio developing it because they unlike most Americans actually understand humour) and the core mechanics were fine it's just it was obviously unfinished.
>>336222881
>(3 expands on it but something about it makes me put it below 2).
They tried too much, that why i liked less than the 2 (tiger racing levels, water and underwater levels, motorcycle racing levels, air flight combat levels and the space combat bossfightwhich as cool but goddamn it's long if you have shit aim)
As much i loved some of those (especially the underwater levels), they tried wayy too much shit and not focusing on one or two type
>>336219181
It's really odd. 3 is mechanics and contents wise the best game in the series but I wouldn't even call it close to the best one by a long shot. 2 hit the sweet spot with that I reckon
I blame the plane levels.
>>336223304
>british humor
>"and now for something completely different"
>he blows up
>not random af
>>336213993
Only neckbeards and socially inept weebs hate this, its actually really sweet.
This is coming from someone who considers uncharted to be entirely average across the board.
>>336219359
But Uncharted 1 is complete crap, anon.
>Nate's still not in jail for all those people he has murdered
>he will never answer for his crimes
>instead he gets to play PS1 games with his cute barefoot wife
>>336223236
You are assuming ND gives a fuck about Crash. They don't. They put this cameo just because Crash fans have been very load in the recent years. That's it.
It is like:
>Take this candy and shut the fuck up
>>336216681
what the fuck, why does this look so comfy?
>>336219413
What I don't get is that their official PSN photo is of Radical Crash. You'd think given the rights that Sony has over the series they'd use a pic from the originals they were involved in. It's especially egregious considering none of the Radical games were even on the PS3, so unless there's no other pics it doesn't really make sense other than it being a half-arsed effort to court old fans who may have become disillusioned with them (which I have been since Jak X and the Memory Card problem they refused to fix).
>>336223496
That's a good point actually. Like how has he not run in the with police, or the government yet? Like he goes all over the world just killing a fuck load of people and just gets away scott free.
>>336213993
You all see that its a recreation on not the original emulated right?
The model, animation and why crash moves are all different?
>>336223595
Quality mature™ writing.
>>336222519
TLOU > U2 > C2
Crash is nothing special. The Last of Us is their masterpiece.
If you want good platformer just play Mario.
>>336219847
I have never seen someone get something so completely backwards in my life.
But neither of them were as good as Crash or Spyro.
>>336221237
ARE WE LOOKING AT THE NEXT SKID MCMARX HERE?
>>336223661
TLoU was SHIT
>>336221157
What happened to game manuals, /v/? Seriously. They used to be so lovingly crafted even if the game itself was shit. Now every time I open the box it's just a pamphlet with a brief explanation of the controls and I just die a little inside each time.
I got Kameo Elements of Power recently and it just has one of the most gorgeous manuals I've ever seen, from a time before it all went wrong.
>>336223661
>>336223860
Anyone have that screencap of Neogaf sucking ND's cock over TLoU and shitting on old platformers like Crash
>>336222783
>implying generic platformer with generic "cool" mascot is better
>>336221713
When was Drake not a normie? That's most likely the first video game he's played in his life. Also how has he not been arrested for mass murder, yet?
>>336223878
Millions of trees died for our enjoyment
RIP in pieces
>>336213993
>most gameplay the entire uncharted series has ever had
lmao
>>336222162
I dunno what this idiot is smoking but 1 is going to take the average player a lot longer than 12 hours to 100%, that is if they don't give up in frustration long beforehand.
>>336223993
HAHA SO FUNNY AND ORIGINAL EVERYONE GIVE THIS GUY A ROUND OF APPLAUSE AAAAHAHAHA WHAT A GUY!
>>336223938
>When was Drake not a normie?
>Mercenary, treasure hunter and assassin
>Normie
Quality writing over here.
>>336222519
Get fucked cunt. At least Crash gradually built upon each game mechanically as it went on. Uncharted has been the same mediocre third person shooter with shit AI for four whole games now.
>>336224015
are you autistic or something?
>>336224015
Please, tone down the autism, I can smell your butthurt through the sceen.
>>336213993
That's some normie shit right there.
>>336224015
It's true
What was the point of adding a score system?
Why didn't they just keep the Break All The Boxes thing from the actual games?
>>336223393
>All British humour is Monty Python
>Monty Python isn't incredibly subversive and well written anyway
Seppo detected.
>>336224138
because normies won't understand, I bet you at least 60% of uncharted players don't even know what crash bandicoot is
>>336223496
>>336223595
>le murderer meme
In the first game he kills mercenaries and monsters
In the second game he kills mercenaries and monsters
In the third game he kills mercenaries and grunts for some weird Illuminati-type faction
All of which would've shot first anyway. Nigga isn't going around killing people willy nilly.
>>336223595
He got arrested at the start of 2 but that was for breaking and entering, not for the legions of brainless mercenaries he's slaughtered over the years.
>>336224179
> I bet you at least 60% of uncharted players don't even know what crash bandicoot is
This is pretty false. Crash is way more popular among normies.
that guy is a dudebro of the worst kind.
