Souls movie
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>walk up to ticket stand
>booth operator has full armor and a respectable greatsword, luckily also has a 'talk' option
>"one for the souls movie"
>Booth knight recites a strange riddle and laughs, echoing through the halls
>one stat of my choice + ticket
>notbad.jpg
>walk to popcorn counter
>these employees look familiar
>cleavers, tattered hats, british colonial aesthetic
>'hey weren't you guys working here back when the bloodborne movie came out, i swear you look the same'
>somebody coming out from the first screening triple quick rolls past me
>'no man they are totally differenttttttt'
>slay demon, get my popcorn and homeward bones
>walk to ticket-ripper
>"you might wanna examine that ticket"
>ticket has long description of its origins from a far off, alluded-to land and the warrior who once owned it and made it their own
>'okay can i just go see the movie now'
>ticket-ripper knight stares at me
>"that was all the story, that was pretty much it. just there on the item description"
>red spirit invades theatre
>rolls me to death with thorn armour
>wake up at a bonfire
>why do i even keep trying to watch this movie
>wonder what kind of item the booth knight drops
>>336149476
Anon i dont like this
>>336149476
cool
>>336149476
>medium estus is 500 souls
Fucking jews, I swear.
okay
The Nioh movie will shit all over it
>>336149476
Indeed.
>>336149476
If it turns out to be anything like that animated short it will be terrible...
>>336149476
That was... Bad.
Never make a thread again
>be american
>go to watch dork sols movie
>get shot
>can't sue because 'BREPARE TO DIEE XD'
>Thank you for sharing! $0.05 has been disposited to your Reddit of America account!
It would be the biggest fan gathering since World of Warcraft/Linkin Park.
>some guy keeps hitting me and filling my pockets up with money
>get escorted out by security
>>336150542
>>336150462
or the comic
>huge text bubbles right off the bat
dropped
I'm surprised the booth Knight didn't enforce the no singles policy
>>336150550
Finally, almost enough for a robot mascot meme glass!
>Darkfags are shills who literally want to be assfucked by snakes
Reminder to never listen to them. They are already mindless.
>>336149476
>This entire post
Kill yourslef, you fucking retard
I thought it would be funny if at the midnight release for DaS3, someone painted themselves red, waited for a console cuck to buy their copy, then tackle them in the parking lot shouting "YOU HAVE BEEN INVADED", AND stealing their copy while cackling "VICTORY ACHIEVED".
Then again, I haveadult AD HD
We did it Reddit!
Can't have a movie without a story.
>>336151356
Step it up, Carlos.
>>336151356
>implying that on opening weekend all the theaters wouldn't be soul'd out
>>336151356
I don't get it
>go to watch dark souls movie
>about to take a bite from the hotdog as it starts
>suddenly hear a loud crunch
>some asshole down in front has started eating crab legs
>scent of shellfish and loud noise begins to agitate my cinema falcon
>talons digging into my shoulder
>have to leave partway through the pre-film presentation in order to clean myself up
>bathroom doesn't even have a spare anvil for me to use
>go back to seat bloody, exhausted, and now without a cinema falcon, since it got caught on the barbed wire leading into the isle
>cinema mice start gnawing at my shoes because I have no falcon to chase them off
>about to lose my fucking mind, then the film finally starts
>it's actually kino instead
>>336151356
>he doesn't watch experimental black&white anti-movies from the 50s that are a single 8 hour shot of a building
wow sure smells like pleb here
>>336151356
>>336151694
I WANT MEXICANS OUT OF MY THREAD
BUILD WALL
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>>336151356
get gud
>>336151854
> tfw /x/ tricked you into watching Begotten
To this day I still have no idea what I watched or why I watched it
>walk into theater
>someone is doing this
>walk out of theater
>>336151019I want to get assfucked by Gwyndolin.
>steps down from his throne, opens up the Buddhist regime to democracy
>decides to work on the Souls movie in his new found free time
B A S E D
D A L A I
L A M A
>>336151181
No, anon, what you have is aspergers.
>>336151181
That's called autism, stupid.
>>336151974
Grats now you are cursed
>>336150434
Underrated
>>336151974
>he actually watched it
Hahaha, holy shit Anon.
you're fucked.
>>336151181
the only cuck is you
>>336151974
Begoten is about mother earth getting raped
>walk into the Demon's Souls movie
>only open seat is between two Maneaters
Upvoted :^)
>>336152517
It could be about my fist up your ass and nobody would be able to tell
Because the movie is a fucking joke
>>336153280
Spoken like a true uncultured burgerlander,
go ahead and show your patrician tastes in movies then
Let me guess, you cry at hollywood movies and think The Wire is a masterpiece
>>336149476
I didn't even smirk OP? Don't talk to me or my wife's son ever AGAIN
>>336153280
>he doesn't get Begotten
LEL LITERALLY ENTRY LEVEL SHIT AND THIS FAGGOT DOESN'T UNDERSTAND IT
POINT AT HIM AND LAUGH
>>336149476
Thoroughly enjoyed this post
>>336150542
>be amerifat
>go to movie
>Bestoc loser stabs the place up
>muh poise
>>336151181
You have AD in High Definition?
Idk man, I don't play those open source vidyas
>>336153578
> unironically using words like "uncultured" and "patrician"
You sound like a literal faggot.
I guess if it focused on the story of the NPC's and bosses rather than the chosen undead it could work decently.
>>336155062
>being so dense you speak of irony without even being able to detect ironic or unironic content
>>336155286
Go suck your dads dick again.
>>336150590
Underrated comment.fuck that guy though
>>336155479
Nah
