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>tfw best girl was one tiny detail away from being perfect
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>tfw best girl was one tiny detail away from being perfect
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>>336131214
oh no you didn't
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>>336131214
Congrats. You ruined her.
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>>336131214

No cock?
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>>336131214
>ruining her perfect eyes
Die
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>>336131530
>not wanting yencock filling your ass at night
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>>336131214

>Perfect girl
>Literally a hunchbacked wench without the aid of magic
>Also a whore that cheats on Geralt.

Nah son. She's only perfect for cucks.
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>>336131214
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>>336131498
>>336131579
Ah, that would explain why a mutant like Geralt is so attracted to her, her mutated genetics, her blue eyes! Of course!
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>>336131716
>blue

keep digging, son
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she WAS perfect, until they changed her into a plastic Cameron Diaz lookalike
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>>336131640
>>Also a whore that cheats on Geralt.
Did this actually happen? With who? I only played TW3.
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>>336131214
>tfw no real yennefer to cuddle with
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>>336131640
To be fair, Geralt fucks a shit ton of people too. Their relationship seems pretty open.
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>>336132047
I just realized her face looks like Bendthatdick Cuminthatbitch
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>>336132129
She looked more plastic in that trailer, m8
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>>336132190
She sleeps with other persons just like geralt does. Nothing else. They just spout memes.
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>>336132190
In the books she fucks another wizard even while Geralt is staying with her. Geralt and the wizard almost dueled to death because of her.
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>>336132247
What do you call a relationship in which both persons cuck the other?
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>>336132301
B-but I haven't fucked anybody else as Geralt... Did I cuck him? Poor fellow...
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>>336132190

Yes, it literally happened, though it was in the books. It was with some wizard douchebag. She literally fucks Geralt at night, leaves and fucks some wizard in the morning.

It was at that moment I realize Yen is the absolute worst girl and complete used goods.
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>>336132247
>To be fair, Geralt fucks a shit ton of people too. Their relationship seems pretty open.

It honestly isn't and Yen gets really fucking pissy when it comes to Triss for example.
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>>336132357
They never slept with others while being in a relationship, you idiot.
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>>336132363
>mfw there's almost no girls to fuck in W3
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>>336132129
is that yennefer lawrence
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>>336132357
An open relationship. Some one is almost always getting fucked over in this situation, though.
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>>336132357

Disfunctional
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>>336132129
Looks like shit. Her final model is much better.
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>>336132387

This part of the book made me furious. Cheated on Geralt with that shitwizard, then had the guts to dump geralt AGAIN with her gay little bird message.
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>>336132446
>>336132331
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>>336132506
Literally perfection.
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>>336132387
Dank. Still hotter than Triss, though.
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>>336132446

Read the books, Yen totally did. Unapologetically cheats on Geralt.
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>>336132357
a cuckfest
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>>336132417
True, but still they keep fucking other people behind eachothers backs. It's just that they love eachother to care about that shit too much.
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>>336132539
>>336132589

They weren't in a relationship at that very moment, you fucking dongs. Stop spouting wrong shit.
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>>336132532

I swear I will never understand cucks who like that disgusting hunchback whore.
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>>336132661
>literally staying with eachother
>literally fucking eachother
>both think that they love eachother
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>>336132282
i don't think so m8, she looked like a younger version of the actress who played her on the TV show
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>>336132661

>This is what cucks tell themselves when they get cheated on
>WE WERE ON A BREEEAAAAK

Keep telling yourself that champ.
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>>336132129
>>336132506
I like the trailer yen, but it makes her look too meek. The final model gets her abrasive personality down alot better.
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>>336132772
that dragon looks like the saddest motherfucker
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>>336132734
She was still mad at geralt for just leaving her. This is explicitly said in the books that she was really mad at him even after that because she opened her heart for him and he just left.
She never did that before for any man.
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>>336132731

BTFO holy fuck.
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>>336132731
Worth breaking up with Yen for that scene alone.
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Yennefer always gave me an Eva Green vibe, making her best girl by default.
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>>336132387
Let's also remember that they dated for a year before that and Geralt just left without saying anything one day. His relationship autism is as strong as her cuntery (plus he cheats even more).

This was also some 15-20 years before the games, and they've grown as people since then. Shard of Ice era Yen is shit.
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>>336132854
>she was mad at him
>that's why they weren't together
>and that's why it isn't cheating
Are you retarded?
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>>336132921
Ew, no
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>>336132731
Yen's arrogance came back to bite her in the ass.
She wanted to know if her feelings for Geralt were true but never stopped to think that Geralt might not like her if the wish was broken.
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So we're continuing from last thread yes?
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>>336132975
Just read the books and stop spouting shitposts from some anons who also never read a book.

>>336132941
>>336132854

They weren't together. Yennefer was there with geralt because she wanted to choose Istredd or Geralt.
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>>336132854


>Geralt go do this thing

Why am I doing this thing?

>Teehee, just go do it!

Yen. I'm an adult killing machine. I just want to know why you want me to do it

>JUST DO THE FUCKING THING GERALT I'LL EXPLAIN LATER

Well okay, I did the thing and it caused a bunch of shit. People want my head. Yen, are you there? Yen?

>Oh sorry Geralt I fucked off and let you deal with the mess while I was dancing at a King's ball and letting a prince go down on me. Did you do the thing?
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>>336131214
Anon, Whathaveyoudone!.jpg
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>>336133090
Nigger I have the book right there in my shelf, you're the retarded one here
>she wanted to choose Istredd or Geralt
Yen never cared about Istredd, she only did it to hurt Geralt. Did you even read the book you mong?
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Friendly reminder that according to the books Geralt is a literal cuck.
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>>336133083
Is there a topless version?
I want to milk her.
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>>336132731
>panel 5
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Did you seriously just give her shitskin eyes?
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>>336133230
>Yen never cared about Istredd
You clearly never read the books or not properly.

She wanted to use the bird for geralt. Ergo dump him forever.
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>>336133232
Don't forget being seriously retarded and autistic.
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I've played through four times now and I still haven't done a Yenn playthrough just because I fucking love this scene too much
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>>336133090
Are you completely incapable of understanding social and relationship context?
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>>336133232
He's not married, so no, not literally.
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>>336133230
>she only did it to hurt Geralt.
What the fuck?
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>>336133376
Are you too stupid to understand that they weren't in a relationship?
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>>336132047
Cute feet
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>>336132357

a normal marriage
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Well this thread proves it, only a literal autist with no understanding of social dynamics would defend Yen's cuntery toward Geralt with cheating ways. Glad we cleared this up
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>>336133484
>b-but they never announced they were together and they never updated their magic facebook to say they were together!
>They just traveled together, spent their time together, slept together, and were rekindling all their prior romance!
>The conflict of share of ice is irrelevant since they weren't together so nobody could get cheated on ;-)

dis nigga
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Geralt is a cunt
Yen is a cunt

They are made for each other
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>Yenn gets her memory back within a week
>still tries to fuck the Viper witchers

>Geralt doesn't have his memory for several months
>Yenn gets pissed that Geralt had sex with other people while he had no memory of her
>Even though she had her own memory back fully within a week and made no effort to find Geralt

there's a reason all of Geralt's friends hate Yenn

there's a reason all of Geralt's friends don't mention Yenn when Geralt is amnesic

there's a reason that random character thinks Yennefer's name is Guinevere

Yennefer/Geralt is a truly unhappy and incredibly toxic relationship
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>>336132792
I liked trailer Yen because she looked like a stuck-up bitch. The final model just looks bubbly.
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>>336132731
>making my waifu sad
delete this.
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>>336133673
>Yenn gets her memory back within a week
>still tries to fuck the Viper witchers
Pretty sure she said she got it back with the aid of the Nilf mages.
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>>336133653
>you have to be in a relationship to fuck someone!
>you have to be in a relationship to travel or stay with someone!
Go away virgin.
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>>336133484
>start dating a girl
>go on 3 dates over 2 weeks
>4th date comes and it's time for sex
>you find out she fucked a random guy the night before your 4th date
According to you, this is perfectly fine because you're not officially in a relationship
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>>336133083
cute feet
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>>336133819
That's not even what happened.
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>>336133369
I can never go back on my choices in RPGs. Even on a new playthrough, I end up doing the same thing I did the first time. It was only last year that I could sit down and play Iorveth's path in TW2 because picking him felt wrong.


Also, I'm just trying to start an NG+ playthrough and several items sets (most notably the Wolven one and the DLC armor) are missing, did you encounter that? I supposedly the latest patch fixed that but it did fuck all for me.
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It's pretty sad that you can have better discussion here than on the witcher general
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>>336133241
Probably, ask CDPR
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>>336133369
> I've played through four times now
KURWAAAAAAAA
SIEMA PL
WILNO NASZNE
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>>336133927
2nd one looks like blonde morrigan
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>>336132449
That was the worst part about it. I still haven't played hearts of stone. Are there plenty of girls to fuck in that?
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>>336134107
Shani
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>>336133241
>>336133949
People who worked at Disney claimed that the animators there make r34 of almost all characters, they're just smart enough to to share it with anyone.

Somewhere there's a drawer full of canon Elsa porn.
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>>336133935
two different boards and all that
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>>336134176

AKA Actual Best Girl In Witcher 1

The only one of these women that isn't a butt ugly hunchback without being heavily modified with magic.

PURE
U
R
E
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Anyone else feel like the wild hunt should've been fleshed out more? Like, their home world and all that. If they're so sophisticated and powerful then why do they need to capture slaves? Why not use magic for slave stuff?
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>>336134575
They have all the slaves they need from the homeworld they captured and genocided. They need to capture Ciri so that they can get the bloodline back, and then invade a new world before theirs dies.
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>>336134575
>Anyone else feel like the wild hunt should've been fleshed out more
Of course and apparently there was a lot of cut content that had plenty to do with the Wild Hunt.

>If they're so sophisticated and powerful then why do they need to capture slaves?
Read the books
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>>336134575
I'm pretty sure they just hunt for sport.
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>>336134575
Fuck, I don't even remember why they kidnapped people who weren't related to Ciri.
Was it really just to gather slaves?
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>>336131214
so, with a number of threads we get recently it means bnw trailer is very close
good. same thing happened with hos
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>>336134575

The biggest let down of TW3: The Wild Hunt was, in fact, the Wild Hunt.

In the first game, and the second, you feel like these guys are serious fucking business. Each and every one of them is an immensely powerful magical inter-dimensional being, sent to cull those who spurn fate and destiny.

Instead they're just a bunch of jocks who are sick of the fact their planet is getting chilly. So they use... ice magic...?

Nah, The Wild Hunt was really retarded.
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>>336134809
no, they were searching for potential "source" to make interdemensional elves great again
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>>336133927
i want to bone that thing on the far right
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>>336131716
All living things are a result of mutations you retard
also
>blue eyes
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>>336131214
just imagine if Triss wasn't a romance option in W3 like they originally planned, then these threads wouldn't be just 100% shitposting
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>>336133475
Yen is a bitch.
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>>336132731
I will never not chuckle at that last panel
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>>336135225
the non-waifuwars witcher thread happens earlier in the day.
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>>336133928
Same for me senpai. In New Vegas I always side with NCR at the end, can't help it.
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>>336135398
a mix of ac2 and darksouls 1 for some reason
at least feels that way
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>>336132731
Geralts face in the last panel looks like that reaction image cat.
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>>336135443
how? game strongly makes you wish for "take the power for myself" route
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>>336133927
Wonder if we'll see Regis in this. There is that card frame of him so it wouldn't surprise me.
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>>336133109

>Oh sorry Geralt I fucked off and let you deal with the mess while I was dancing at a King's ball and letting a prince go down on me. Did you do the thing?

Did that actually happen or are you just exaggerating?
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>>336134294
>implying there isn't a whole stash of Zootopia porn everyone contributes too

There isn't a single artist I know who doesn't draw their own porn.

Even Osamu Tezuka the creator of chinese cartoons had his own homemade furry porn stash.
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>>336135612
does game actually have room like this? i recongnize the lute statue though
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>>336132731
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>>336135691

That is a general and regular situation that Geralt finds himself in. He gets told to do something like a dog, told to shut up and stop disobeying orders when he questions why he should be doing the action, and then Yen fucks off or reveals that what he just did was of immense benefit to her and of no benefit to him at all.

When every character says that she 'treats Geralt like a dog' they really mean that she treats him like a pet- a stupid moron who is barely capable of understanding what she has to say, never mind her intentions or motivations. Most of the time Geralt would help her anyways, he just wants to know what she's up to, but she refuses to even tell him that.

All. The. Time.
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>>336134880
I thought it was lame as fuck that they're just elves with face tattoos. I mean, I guess it was established pretty early on (I think in TW1), but they could've done something more outlandish with them to really make it seem like they're different.
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>>336135950
Pretty hard to do that when they're like that in the books.
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>people still think Yen is a whore and Geralt a manwhore

over the course of 7 fucking books Geralt slept with only 5 different women, Yen slept with 2 different guys, one of them Geralt, so get fucking real you illiterate fuckers
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>>336135934

Why does she act like that though?

And if she treats him so disdainfully, why the fuck would she try to save him in the end with her magic, even though she knows the attempt would kill her?
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>>336135950
> I mean, I guess it was established pretty early on (I think in TW1)
Or, you know, the books the games were based on.
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>>336135934
>being this wrong
holy shit
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I dont recall those floors but the statues were legit.
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>>336135827
nah
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>>336136115
>implying I've read the books
I would if I could ass myself to order them from Amazon or something. And aren't a bunch of them untranslated?
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>>336132731
Went that way, seems right.
uggh later this cunt threw me into lake.
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>>336131214
Yeah. If Yen had a larger rack she'd be literally perfect.
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>>336136229
There are translations, but some of them are fan translations and the quality varies from "barely ok" to "fucking terrible". I'd say go for it anyways, but just don't try to read word-for-word in cases where the translation starts getting shaky.
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>>336136229
The two short story collections have official translations now, I think the main arc still has like 2 officially untranslated books.
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>been playing with Triss the whole time for 1 and 2
>figure I won't change in W3 even though she's a dishonest cunt
>wow Yen's a bitch
>follow her questline though Skellington isles
>hear her cute banter with Geralt
>her motherly instinct towards Ciri (doing the necromancy shit that was like raping her mentally just for a chance of ciri-relevant info)
>also think she's a little prettie0r than Triss
>finally pick her, Geralt and Ye nare perfect for each other

Anyone else went through it this way? Yen really grew on me.
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>>336134880
>In the first game, and the second, you feel like these guys are serious fucking business
You hardly see or hear about them in the first to games, though. Everything that's said about them is pretty much speculation.
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>>336134880
It happened in the books too.
First they were really scary and spooky but in the last book we learn that they're just elves.
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But Yen is a massive bitch, and that's a turn off.
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>>336136229
>his country doesn't have public library system
top kek
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>>336136425
You should really read the books then
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>>336136229

>And aren't a bunch of them untranslated?

Only 2 of the main books are untranslated, 1 of which is coming out in English very soon. Less than a month I believe.

Plus you can pirate them all as ebooks like I did
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>>336132731
first play through i go with Trish and legit forget to do this quest before i leave the islands. ha
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>>336136481
At least she's upfront. I couldn't forgive Triss for not at least telling Geralt he was close with someone else before.

>>336136534
How's Yen depicted?
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>>336133083
>never got to explore this wild cunt
CDPR used to be based, now they're just a bunch of teases.
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>>336136426
That's whats interesting about them though, you know they're out fucking around but no one why, or even what they're fucking around for.
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>>336132208
>cuddle
more like have a rough sex session with BDSM themes
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>>336134768
>Read the books

Stop. Video games books are fucking trash tier.
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>>336136659

>How's Yen depicted?

A huge cunt that literally fucks another guy just to spite Geralt. Also insanely greedy for magical power.
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>>336136495
>implying I'd want to go where hobos watch porn to look for a niche fantasy novel
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>>336136659
>How's Yen depicted?
They really nailed her in the game in my opinion.
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>>336136831

They were books before they were videogames you mongoloid retard.
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>>336136425
>played TW1 and thought Triss was a backstabbing bitch, even though she had a nice rack
>played TW2 didn't like her manface and again backstabbing
>played TW3 and went with Yen since I heard she is his significant other from the books, so might aswell go with the canon choice

and then I read the books which cemented my view on the matter, she is also far better written in TW3 than Triss, who is just this one dimensional college girl while Yen is a real woman
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>>336136659
>How's Yen depicted?
Not that anon, but she's a bit of a cunt, but still loves Geralt madly and acts like a mother to Ciri, although she's quite strict.
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>>336136831
Is this bait?

The books came out in the 90's
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>>336136108


Because she's a very strange bitch man. A very, very strange bitch. She treats him like shit and speaks to him like he's an idiot, but she loves him all the same.
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>>336136837
Sounds like my kind of thing desu I can't fucking stand what a doormat cockslave Triss is for Geralt

>>336136880
>>336136947
Sounds nice.

>>336136942
I found Triss kind of annoying the whole time, really.
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>>336136864
Damn son, your libraries sound pretty shit. Ours are pretty nice, they always get the newest books in a week and there are no hobos around, only elderly reading magazines because they have nothing better to do.
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>>336136108
I'm pretty sure in the short story where they fall in love, Yen warns Geralt that she is hard to handle but Geralt doesn't care.
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>>336136659
I've only read Last wish and blood of elves, but based on those two it feels like W3 Yen was a 1:1 translation. Super bitchy, natural motherly qualities with ciri, when time permits she and geralt fuck like tigers.
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>>336137073
Check your privledge.
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I have a pentium, can i run the game at 30fps anyhow?
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>>336131214
not being real
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shock therapy is best quest
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>>336133928
Its retarded that they know 90% of people would choose Roache yet still make Vergen way better than the Kaedweni camp.
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>>336135669
I'd love to, but he took 50 years to regen his head, what will it take him to recover from being literally melt and glassed? It's only been 10 years between the books and TW3
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Stitching this shit together is fun
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>>336137482
I chose Iorveth on my first playthrough because my goal was to track down Letho and only Iorveth had solid information.
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>>336136108
>be young
>go into a relationship with urnealistic expectations
>get hurt badly because of hit
>be a total bitch from that point on to everyone so no one gets close to you and hurts you
>be an even bigger bitch once someone does manage to get close

if you mangae to get through the bants you get a 10/10 loyal waifu though, that's why yen is considered the patrician choice and triss the easymode with little payoff
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>>336137524
The games aren't canon anyways, so I think they could do it. Just put it on "lol higher vampires" and it'll be ok.
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>>336135357
>Did I leave the stove on?
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>>336137572

Same. I thought Iorveth was an asshole but at least he had some credible leads to work with.
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>>336137639
>be young
I'm pretty sure Yen is an old hag even when they first got together. Rest is true though.
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>>336137572
That's the exact same thing I did, Iorveth seems like he had more urgency to finding Letho, but from /v/ at least it seems like the majority chose Roache
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>Can't fuck Ciri
whats the point
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>>336131214
TOP KEK

yen is nothing more than a cunt who tricked geralt into "falling in love" with her by putting him in a position where he had no choice but to save yen from herself.
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>>336137806
>wanting a rugmuncher
lol
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>>336137482
>>336137572
Iorveth being a cock aside, I stuck with Roche because it would be pretty incriminating to abandon the only person willing to vouch for my innocence.
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>>336137759
He may have meant relationships in her youth. Yen has all sorts of issues growing up among sorceresses.

As a result, she may have been 80~ when she first got together with Geralt, but both of them had the emotional maturity of a 13 year old. Their jobs don't really let them experience relationships and their personalities entrench that.
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>>336137639

>little payoff

Seeing Geralt's face in the last panel of >>336132731 is the most payoff I've ever had in any game ever. I don't really care who Geralt sticks his digital cock in but seeing Yen get absolutely BTFO was magical on all levels.
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>>336137759
it's a personality trait you develop when you are young, an adult isn't affected by emotional trauma so much that it changes his personality

with which I want to say, yen was burned in a realtionship when she was young and is a cunt since that day
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>>336137779
>but from /v/ at least it seems like the majority chose Roche
They just wanted to fuck Ves
>>336137891
Geralt literally has a magic dick and an incest fetish he can purge her homosexuality.
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>>336137891
She's pretty clearly a typical "Ill try whatever" teen in the books that's just desperate for intimacy.

The reason you don't fuck her is you will literally fucking die. The elder pussy is haunted.
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>>336132731
the kevin nash-looking geralt makes it even funnier somehow
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>>336137482
W2's route split was poorly realized. I have nothing but respect for cdprojekt for making an entire chapter of content completely missable on a ng playthrough, but in practice the full game would've benefited more if it was somehow integrated all at once.
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>>336137639


>Be as old, or older than Geralt, who is 75 minimum
>Get involved with a guy whose entire existence is travelling the northern realms and slaying monsters for pitiful amounts of money
>All the while you are used to charging massive sums of money for paltry tasks and have luxurious homes in multiple cities
>Treat your lover like the mutant he is when he clearly is unique in the sense of maintaining moral and ethical doubts about situations any other witcher wouldn't care about
>Get badly hurt because you expected a Witcher to not sleep with anyone else while he's on The Path and you fuck off to do mage shit
>Hook up again and spend a long time traveling together, relearning each other, and realizing that he's the only guy that really gets you.
>Drag him to a city he totally hates so you can inform him that he has competition in the form of a stuck up piece of trash mage
>Ride them both and then leave Istredd a letter saying he's rejected
>Go back to the room and leave the exact same letter and messenger for Geralt

That's more accurate m8.
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>>336138164
I give them credit for making a game you really want (and almost need) to replay. Most choices are just "affect ending to A/B/C", W2 gives you a ton more.
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>>336138197
>Treat your lover like the mutant he is
Try harder
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>>336135357
>>336137667
>>336135537

That's the face of utter regret, and he knows there's no way he can take it back unless he can convince Ciri to turn back time
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>>336138197
>Have massive motherhood issues
>Mage promises to make babby

Shard of Ice Yen is shit-tier and filled with issues. Post-Ciri Yen is a fairly different person (not to mention it's many years later) and has calmed down from that shit for the most part.

>Get badly hurt because you expected a Witcher to not sleep with anyone else while he's on The Path and you fuck off to do mage shit
More like "give a Witcher a comfortable life and then he fucks off in the night because he's terrified of being tied down and changing his lifestyle". Don't discount Geralt's autism.
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>>336132731
Wait? In the book, wasn't the Djinn granting Geralt's wish because he wanted to make sure the fucker was unable to kill Yennefer? Is there another Djinn or does the third game have its facts fucked up? Haven't gotten to that one yet.
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>>336138349

>Go do that thing
>You wouldn't understand even if I told you
>Why haven't you done X at Y for me yet?
>Actually uses his witcher mutations as means of insulting him and getting under his skin at several instances
>Somehow I'm wrong

No buddy, deny it harder.
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tfw your pc is so shit that you only will be able to play the game after nobody else will remember shit and I will have no friends to talk about it
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>>336138197
see
>>336138000
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>>336136229
>he doesn't have e-ink reader and pirates hundreds of books
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Sapkowski must have a strong cuck fetish like GRRM has a scat fetish. Every character gets cucked in some form or another in the books
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>>336138523
>4chan can't handle metaphors
He's saying he wants to break up with her, and now that the bond is gone they have no reason to pretend. It's not literal that the end of the Djinn bond stopped his feelings.
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>>336138538
Sure thing "buddy"
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>>336133927
Rightmost has to be a trap. I will be disappointed if she isn't.
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>>336136096
>Yen slept with 2 different guys, one of them Geralt,

That we know of. You're assuming that Yen remained perfectly celibate the entire time she was offscreen. Given what we know of her character, that's a completely absurd.
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>>336138851

They're all traps bro. Look at the skeletal structure and nochest on each one.
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>>336138982
Geralt's mental challenge at Thanedd, "It doesn't matter who she was with before because she's mine now, stay jelly fuckbois" seems to imply she's got history and he knows it.

Plus, we know she banged Crach an Craite, just not when.
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>>336138982
>headcanon
kek
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>>336137891
Now I'm interested in what percent of people made Ciri state that she was interested in Women when the choice came up.
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>>336138982
yeah sure she is god knows how old, would be weird if she didn't

but the point was that Geralt isn't a manwhore how he is depicted in the first Witcher game, he only slept with a select few, like Essi, and not just any random chick he could pick up
and still people cry about how you can't sleep with every woman you run across in W3
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>>336136096
how many girls or men did triss sex?
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>>336139462
they should make that masseffect chart bioware did
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>>336139565
The books straight up say many, like most sorceresses - both men and women.
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>>336139535
>Essi
God, Essi was true best girl. The end of that story hit me hard.
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>>336139565
>>336139694
One of them was Philippa
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>>336139462
go make a strawpoll, I'll vote
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>>336139770
There is no evidence for that.
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>>336139736
Essi is cute. Cute!
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>>336132449
>>336134107
Why does this even matter? Is your life so empty that pretending to fuck something not even real is good?
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>>336139535

The first place Geralt goes, and the last place Geralt goes, when he enters a city, is the brothel that is smart enough to understand Witchers are their best customers.

What do you mean Geralt isn't a manwhore? He's a whoremonger.
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>>336139906
Holy shit what? Read the books
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>>336139906
there is literally a fragment in the books when yen was trying to get some help from other mages and calls philippa on megascope, there's triss sleeping with her
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>>336133773
It's not about virginity. It's about not being a heathen you fucking atheist.
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>>336132190
>I only played TW3.
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>>336139906

Except for when Triss sides with the lodge against Ciri and Yen at Philippa's behest.
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>>336139930
fuck, why did I laugh?
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>>336133078
The wish was never what made them like eachother. Go read the books before making retarded comments.

CDPR retconning central aspects of the story and of characters is retarded.
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>>336136327
>uggh
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>>336140013
I only recall Geralt being in a Brothel once, that was in one of the short stories in the passiflora in Novigrad if I'm not mistaken
other than that I really don't recall what you said being in the books, except Season of Storms, haven't read that yet
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READ THE FUCKING BOOKS

BEFORE
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F
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PLAYING THE GAMES
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>>336140353
Would've been better for the first set in game to have sleeves, but eh..
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>>336140220

I can't think of anything CDPR retconned. Left out, perhaps, but never brought up and retconned. Got any examples?
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>>336140220
it wasn't really about magic - it was occasion for geralt to backpedal from yen
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>>336140019
>>336140062
There's a scene where Philippa and Triss are in the same room, with both of them dressed in non-sexual attire. People made assumptions.
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>>336140453
There's literally an example and explanation in the post you just replied to.
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>>336134498
She was hotter in TW1 than TW3 tBh
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>>336140404
no
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>>336134498
Triss is all natural aswell.
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>>336140456
The implication in the game is that ''It was the Djinn that made them love eachother'' if you choose the option to leave Yen after completing that quest.

Something CDPR failed at was making two choices result in two different realities, rather than the reality of the situation always being the same, but with two different choices.

Never seen another game do it like that, nonsensical.
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>>336140456
Fucking this. People are retarded and can't understand analogy/metaphor.

It wasn't a retcon, it was Geralt's way of wording it. Not sure why I'm surprised people are autistic here, though.
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>>336140442
No sleeves for you
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>>336140492
maybe the translation you read was shit, but I read the original, and there is no doubt that Triss slept with philippa
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>>336140702
This is a possibility.
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>>336140631
Hahaha
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>>336139535
He didn't even sleep with Essi, he didn't want her to think he was something she could have cause he was still wrapped up about Yen.

He did fuck Shani whe she was in school though. Probably 16-17 or something.
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>>336140631

My nigger no, she isn't.

She got horribly disfigured during the Battle of Sodden Hill.
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>>336140532

It's never implied that the wish is what made them like each other. The wish was merely that their fates were shared.

Yennefer's doubt is not a retcon. Are you guys fucking stupid? It's a call-back, a book nostalgia quest, not a retcon. Holy shit.
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>>336132129
Looks like Jennifer Lawrence. Christ, what an ugly fucking face.
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>>336140679
man witcher concept art is SO good. Armours in game are still nice but man, i'd love so many of the scrapped sets.
Bear for example looks amazing.
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>>336132506
she looks like my sister if she had black hair / animu eye color
it's kinda disturbing
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>>336141291
what do you mean animu eye color? where do you live that it seems unnatural to you?
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>>336141291
post pics
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Best ploughable girl right here.
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>>336141291
P-pics? For science n' shit.
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>>336140404
Rading the books just made me hate Yen more and it made picking Triss all the sweeter.

You're literally lifting a curse from Geralt.
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>>336141464
Not him, but I never saw that shade of blue IRL.
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>>336141529
>Yennefer's voice actress with her natural accent
Fuck yes
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