I'd stick my pickle-pee in her pump-a-rum, if you know what I mean.
>>336095452
No, explain.
Why can't I see the damn bird? Is it modelled?
Why does she sound like she's mid-orgasm when ever she says pump-a-rum?
>>336095452
>>336095675
It's either a literal crow or one of those crowheaded girls with their tits out like ornifex.
Pick whichever gets you harder.
>>336096391
I want a pet crow so bad
>>336095675
>mfw people now believe the crows are cute loli harpies because of the fan art.
I don't know why it's so arousing imagining ramming my cock into her while she screams pump-a-rum, pump-a-rum.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70GgyJAF8jI
Sparkly is still the best, though. Sounds like a raving lunatic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKrnQZvJ19A.
>>336095452
what the fuck does this shit even mean??!? is it just Hidetaka Miyazaki autism?
Alright anons im going to bed, dont make this thread 404 I want to see where this goes when i wake up, night
https://youtu.be/7MlHmCpnJIU
>>336097981
Why would someone make this?
>>336098109
It's funny
>>336098219
nah
Cute voice, but she's no Sweet Shalquoir.
>>336098109
I think it's adorable.
Mods are asleep.
>>336095452
no mercy for birds, therefore time for thrust attack
Anyone know who the voice actress is for her?
>>336098970
gib tumblr or blog or whatever
>>336097749
Why the unnecessary question and explanation marks, faggot?
And it's a reference to a poem.
pickles with rum
>>336099454
Why? Because it comes off as some seriously wack ass shit unless you got some reference or whatever which doesn't seem to be there anyways.
>>336095452
>>336097387
>>336098363
>>336098970
I'dpump-'er-rumpif you know what I mean.
>>336097676
Yes, I mean I thought Snuggly sounded like a creature that shouldn't be speaking trying to talk, but Sparkly definitely nails it.
>>336095452
>>336098970
where's the source familia
Should I play Dark Souls 3 or Bloodborne first?
>>336100509
Go play a better game like legend of zelda senpai
>>336100639
>>336100639
I'm being serious, anon. The last Souls game I bothered with was the first one.
Also, I'm bored as fuck with Zelda.
>>336100793
Im being serious. the dark souls games are all about memorization making it no different than a fucking rythm game
>>336100883
if you havent played a lot of souls games its fine, too many souls games becomes boring. bloodborne if you want fast combat, 3 if you want slower more methodical combat.
>>336100883
blunderbone is ez mode zero depth adaptation for casuals who wanted to play souls game but couldnt git gud.
>>336100883
well sounds like you already got a ps4 just get bloodborne it's a fresh take on the series
>>336101020
>Souls shit is ez mode zero depth adaptation for casuals who wanted to play Nioh but couldnt git gud.
>>336101091
>Nioh
u wot fampai?
>>336101003
>>336101040
Thank you, anons.
>>336101020
If it's in regards to PvP, then I don't particularly care too much about it either way.
>>336098970
How do I even search for this bird on Paheal? "Pickle_Pumper"?
>>336100883
I'd say bloodborne, it's pretty fun and faster paced along with other aspects thatmight even prepare you for dark souls 3.
>>336101301
i don't play souls games for pvp
>>336097676
>>336097981
>Crows sound like children
From is fucking retarded
https://youtu.be/BbRS9K4rZ8Y?t=33
>>336099736
you are either a filthy foreigner or not well read with common literary knowledge, you should know the poem which it comes from
>>336095452
>>336099742
The knight in shining armor played straight? What is this, the 40s?
>>336101381
You'd search for dark souls and see what comes up from there, obviously.
>>336101503
I'll admit, the visuals from the trailers I've seen are interesting. Also think some of the weapons look kinda neat.
>>336101553
Oh. My take on the Souls fandom was that most of them are obsessed with the PvP aspect or the waifus. Or both.
>>336101632
They should patch all the games to make the crows sound like this
https://youtu.be/_v2exWrsGOc
>>336102005
Not him but personally I just like going through the struggle of pve enjoy some bosses, play it usually just once through sometimes a second run go for a magic meme build then call it good. PVP for me is pretty stale it's either some button spam stunlock, who lag roll backstabbed first, who played pussy estus spam the most or worse who outnumbered the other.
>>336101819
As a random anon I'd highly recommend it, especially if you already have a ps4.
DLC is great too with all the new areas and weapons.
And having no shield really does male you more aggressive and it just feels good to play along around.
>>336102469
*make
>>336096779
Can you really blame them? The voices doesn't help and neither does the lack of their form.
>>336101503
I'll wait for the PC version.
>>336102469
I suppose I'll save DS3 for after I beat this, then. Question though, before I grab a copy. Does weapon choice matter much, or can I roll with whatever I want?
>>336102838
The game plays easily with even the starting weapons all the way through just pick what seems good really and upgrade it.
>>336103027
Neat. Thanks, anon.
>>336102690
Yeah, right after the PC version of Demon Souls releases.
>>336096779
>mfw I thought that since I met Snuggly in DS1
No actual crow can have such cute voices
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY PUMP A RUM?!?!?!
>>336100509
Dark souls 1
>>336096465
you think you do, but you don't
>>336107009
h..here, I don't want no trouble.
>>336096120
very fast roach running at incredible hihg speed
>>336095452
>it's a "i want to fuck a character from a video game" thread
>>336102838
Every weapon is reasonably strong since there are less weapons total compared to DS and each weapon has trick forms for increased variety.
Some weapons are clearly not as suitable for pve than others (reiterpallasch, beast claws, etc. for how late you get them), but for the most part from start to finish all the weapons are fairly strong. The only caveat is that farming the third tier chunks (7 to 9) is quite irritating without the DLC.
Of the starting weapons, the saw cleaver/saw spear are the long swords of the game (quality, well-rounded), the cane is dex with an insanely useful pve whip for range, and the hunter axe is very arguably the best pve str weapon in the game.
>>336095452
I'd pump-er-rump if you know what I mean.
>>336107368
So /v/, if you were given one chance to fuck a video game character, who would it be?
>>336095605
He wants to engage in recreational intercourse by putting his penis inside her vagina and thrusting his hips until ejaculation, if you know what I mean.
>>336107368
Fuck off, frog poster.
STOP WITH THE WEEB SHIT
>>336107368
Kill yourself frogposter
>>336107817
I'm sorry, this is too eloquent for me. Explain it using no more than 10 words with a maximum of 2 syllables per word.
>>336107689
>>336107689
You posted her already
>>336095452
>>336107912
he want pump a rum
>>336108041
Thanks anon, I think I get it now.
>>336107245
Shut up Blizzard
>>336108196
>>336108262
what a retard
>>336108196
>>336108262
I want to fuck her mouth. Perfect handle-hair for fucking throat-pussy.
>>336108305
>>336108359
I love you /v/
>>336107689
1) cute
2) vaguely feminine looking
3) possibly alive
>>336107689
I wouldn't be able to make up my mind. I'd probably end up drawing names out of a hat or something.
>>336107689
KOS-MOS
Hot, emotionless, and it would be kinky to fuck what Jesus Christ has fucked.
>>336095452
The fuck is this crow's theme?
Sparkly liked sparkly shit, snuggly liked soft shit, and Dyna and Tillo liked the smooth and silky stones. The fuck ties together Siegbrau, Moaning Shield, Avelyn, and and alluring skull?
>>336097387
>>336108196
>>336108262
How does it feel to be that attractive
>>336099454
>explanation marks
they're exclamation points stupid
>>336109621
imagine having hundreds of hounds after you with their tongues out, only wanting one thing
>>336097387
Isn't that the voice of Priscilla?
>>336100509
Yes
>>336109829
That must suck shit I bet. Being attractive means you'll be a great candidate for procreation right? Why do men kill for pussy?
>>336107009
>>336108215
He's right though. Crows are awful pets.
>>336095452
YOU MEAN HER VAGINA AND OR ANUS RIGHT??
HEHE I GET IT
LEL!!
>>336109829
i wanna be chased by a pack of dogs
>>336109621
One part hates you and the other side wants to fuck you
>>336108041
top fucking kek
>>336107903
If only all of them would
This is why I fucking hate weebs, they have to insert their bullshit into eveything.
It is a fucking crow, not a women with wings.
>>336110423
How do you know?
>>336110490
Because the woman with wings is your mum.
>>336110423
A crow with the voice of a cute loli trap, k fampai.
>>336110423
I only really hate weebs when they meme it up and post obligatory gochiusa/loli pictures.
Delicious legs are never a bad thing.
>>336110582
I wish
>>336110136
Only because they are smarter than the people trying to cage them, and they know it.
Also the whole Species-wide Grudge mentality thing, where they specifically single you out and tell their friends that you did something and every crow for hundreds of miles around will have a hard-on for ruining your day.
>>336099742
I cry everytime
>>336110423
>whining about weebs on 4chan
>whining about weebs playing a game from jap devs
>whining about fan art
>whining about crow-woman in a fan art of a game where there are crow-women
what the fuck dude
>>336108262
>Dat beat to hell sweater
Man thats fucking stupid as shit and she probably did it on purpose to be "Trendy" i will never get /fa/Would still fuck tho im a sucker for pretty eyes
>>336108262
HOLD UP NIGGA
THAT RIGHT HAND
THAT RING FINGER
ENGAGEMENT RING?!?1
FUCK
>>336110606
it's voiced by a forty year old woman
hey, you.
give me smooth.
yeees, give us silky.
>>336110910
Didn't even notice cause I got lost in her dumbass eyes like a fucking shitdick
>>336111029
Silky smooth 17fps?
>>336110606
>loli trap
Mutually exclusive traits
>>336110994
That's the trap.
>>336111072
touche
>>336107980
My first thought.
>>336097387
>>336097981
This was actually hilarious
>>336107689
Suzuran Yamato
>>336108196
>>336108262
That's a boy
>>336112734
so?
>>336112734
Yes, and?
>>336112749
>>336112820
Nothing. It's good to see that you finally admit you're faggots
>>336112734
>Trapfags lying this hard.
is king's field series good?
>>336112734
>Traps
>looking that good.
That's bullshit but I believe it.
>>336097676
That one lived off a cliff full of undead, what do you expect?
>>336112984
They're a little rough, but still pretty fun. I'd say 1 and 4 are the best, but they're all really similar
>>336095675
source?
>>336113074
I like Sparkly because she sounds like a crow trying to force out human speech.
>>336101781
>Snuggly_the_Crow
I blame Weaponsmith Ornifex for the influx of this fetish.
>>336110770
so all those thread screens ive seen that say how crows help out people that are getting attacked just because they fed a crow or helped it are actually believable?
>>336113373
Who says she's not? I expect she's a part of that family of crows that escorts the Undead to the island.
>>336113251
>not posting the full .gif
>>336107689
He'll never be real.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7177SFDjbo
>pet corvids
>>336097387
welp
>>336097387
>>336108471
true finish snbeti snab!
>>336113638
Makes you think what a humanoid one would be like...
>>336097387
You guy get turned on by anything.
>>336097387
Still waiting for anal pic with that one expression Samus makes in that one doujin.
>>336108196
>>336108262
I hate this vapid whore, this one of the worst attempts at being quirky I've ever seen.
>>336113571
>>336113571
Why are pyromancers always the best NPCs?
>>336107689
>>336113302
ZONE
>>336110910
Yes and?
>Also, cute girl. Expecting to be not taken.
>>336107689
>>336107689
>>336096779
...You mean they're not?
Well guess there's no reason to buy anymore
>>336097387
there it is again another boner
>>336097387
>you will never cuddle with a cute bird girl while playing vidya
>>336097387
Now in webm format thanks to the wonders of the modern world.I know exactly why I made this and i am ashamed
>>>/wsg/1062825
I wonder if the VA knows what pickle-pee and pump-a-rum means
>>336113251
>Tastes like chicken
>>336108196
>>336108262
Why are her eyes so fucking big?
>>336116646
make up
where is the fuck ingame screenshot so can I see what the fuck is all fuss about
i don't play meme souls
>>336113501
so why don't youp ost it
>>336099742
she's dead isn't she, it was her dying dream
>>336117593____k___
>>336117593
got you f a m
>>336117593
>>336117593
Dash dot dash
>>336107689
This>>336107980 or the entire Senran Kagura female cast
>>336107689
>>336118624
Even this one?
>>336109510
It'll be some stupid Jap shit.
Anyone have the Japanese subtitles for her dialogue? They might give some explanation.
>>336120287
The old King of Dorchester,
He had a little orchestra,
And never did you hear such a ceremonial band.
‘Pah-pa-rah,’ said the trumpet,
‘Zoomba-zoom,’ said the bass,
‘Pickle-pee,’ said the fife,
‘Pump-a-rum,’ said the drum,
‘Tootle-too,’ said the flute,
‘Deed-a-reedle,’ said the fiddle,
For the fiddles and the flutes were the finest in the land,
Oh! the fiddles and the flutes were the finest in the land!
>>336120569
The full thing sounds even lewder.
>>336120569
Yeah, but what the hell does that have to do with Black Firebombs or Seed of a Giant Tree?
>>336120654
It's a 19th century children's nonsense song
>>336120726
I'm just posting it so people can see, I really don't know.
>>336097981
pretty good actually, needs to be a full song
>>336110185
>Rom the Vacuous Retriever
>>336101503
>having 14 insight at the first boss
Whoever made this is dumb as fuck
>>336120654
>old song for children is lewd
Pic related. Here in Italy one of the most famous songs for children has a girl having sex with three owls at once.
>>336107689
All of the Senrans, all of the neps.
>>336119789
Especially that one
MODS KEEP DELETING VIDYA THREADS BUT KEEP THIS UP
WHY
seriously I was writing a reply in two threads and both got pruned before I could post
why
where can I discuss video games and the occasional off-topic non-waifu thread?
>>336121035
Cleric Beast is entirely optional.
>>336107689
Freya without hesitation
>>336119789
Best girl
I play the game just for her
>>336120569
So she likes High pitched and low pitched sounds?
>>336109829
seems like nobody likes the hand they are dealt in life
that being said it cant be denied which side of the fence anybody would rather be on
>>336121225
Sure he is, but you'd have to be some shitter to not fight him as soon as you are able. Also, that hunter is using cleaver and regular hunter gear. Unless he's boring as fuck, he's just starting out.
>>336096120
this is who i think of everytime i see this picture
>>336115132
Why is the butt talking
>>336116646
the better to see you with
>>336102838
do what you want you can get the other staring weapons easy enough
This fanart is dumb. It's a souls game for crying out loud. There is literally ZERO chance the creature would ever look like that.
>>336102838
Roll with whatever you want. The saw cleaver and saw spear will carry you through the whole game, and the axe is spin to win. I'm a big fan of the stake driver, a high damage weapon that hits fast but has very short range. Especially against enemy phantoms, if you can get them into range, you can stagger them with R1 spam for an easy kill and delicious hate mail.
>>336108471
>>336121065
go on
>>336122031
Harpys can speak through farts
>>336117740
nah man prey slaughtered he got his ember now hes going home
>>336122660
What about that Company Captian elf thing in the Prison Tower? She's so pure and angelic.
>>336117593
Pump-a-rump!
>>336122660
>It's a souls game for crying out loud. There is literally ZERO chance the creature would ever look like that.
ABSOLUTELY ZERO
>>336097387
>getting turn on by this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MlHmCpnJIU
>Right click the screen.
>Loop.
Thread theme.
>>336123506
She looks like an ayy, look at her weird ass proportions
>>336123079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVZ5dCNX3Vg
>>336123506
>not horrifying and grotesque
>>336113443
They choose to believe it because it sounds cool to them
>>336097081
>Pump-a-rum
Pump-a-rum!
>Pump-a-rum
Pump-a-rum!!.
>>336107689
CHUN-LI
>>336123018
http://www.ilgiomba.it/dubbi_su_una_famosa_filastrocca___e_poi_dicono_che_i_bambini_sono_sempre_pi___precoci___1854196-shtml/1635 if you can translate you'll have a laugh or two.
>>336120569
*the old nameless king
Ornibutt is superior bird.
>>336107689
All the senrans and Nepnep.
>>336124783
Are you good at chunlinigus?
>>336109990
No but I think it's the same voice as the crows from the other games.
>>336126036
delete this
>>336126036
>>336126036
>>336126036
>>336095452
I understand
>>336113251
Why?
>>336113251
MODS
MODS
MODS
HOLY WHAT THE FUCK MODS WAKE UP
>>336126036
>>336126036
Why would other birds poop on this one?
>>336127226
>>336126738
>>336126503
how sensetive are you? its just a bird and semen substance in one picture. It doesn't imply sexual affection to birds or abuse.
>>336107689
>>336127393
Noone implied that except for you
>>336127393
ill show u how *unzips dick*
>Actual vidya threads regularly deleted
>Shit like this and "which boipucci wood u fuk?" or "post thicc" stay up
I hate everything.
>>336127420
Callie is superior, fight me
>>336127449
You caught me. I love birds.
>>336097387
WHO VOICES HER/THEM
>>336113638
>having this many pets in a tiny ass room
deserved.
>>336127393
Someone went out in their backyard with a camera to trap a bird into a corner and jack off hoping that it won't fly away, then take picture of the result.
Don't Ravens/crows carry diseases?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZerUbHmuY04
>>336123832
>Right click the screen.
>Loop.
Oh fuck me. When did they add this?
