Nintendo really chose some interesting descriptions for their kids toys.
>>336082283
I want to taste Marie
>>336082283
Maybe this is a subtle passive aggressive response to the recent censorship controversy.
>>336082283
Reminds me of some of the lures my dad used fishing actually
>>336082530
I'm not seeing it.
>>336082530
Nah, it's just pandering to horny players and also because they're calamari and calamari is delicious and I want to fuck it.
>>336082283
I want to slap them with my benis
>>336082283
They know their target audience.
>>336082283
probably another food joke, the game is full of them
>>336082283
they have a food motif. thy wear sushi accessories and are based on calamari, a food.
Hotglue when
>>336082283
so...this...is the power...of Nintendo
>>336082283
So do people still think that Amiibos look this good?
What went wrong?
>>336084293
>What went wrong?
My entire life.
>>336083339
>callie marie
>calamari
holy fuck i'm dumb, thanks anon.
>>336084293
The first time I have to say I like what we got better.
>>336082283
>nintoddler
>haven't made a decent game for over a decade
>peddles toddleware under the moniker "party"
>nip centric company
>pedo shit all the rage, even legal under certain circumstance, in nipponan
>all caricature men look like androgynous boys
>all caricatured females look like infants with korea eyes
do the common core maths, faggets
>>336082283
>them exposed backs
Splat the bare backs!
>>336082283
I hope there is hotglue videos out soon
>>336085183
Jesus H Fuckin' Christ I hate that gif.
>>336082283
>Kids toys
They're targetting the hot glue demographic.
>>336084293
>Couple different designs with rollerblades
>Skatepark level, general 90s RADness
Was the game originally going to be a skating-combat game or something? I didn't follow development at all.
Kind of want that.
>>336084293
Looking at these makes me appreciate how different Callie and Marie look from the default squid girl. Good hairstyles to keep in mind for character customization in the sequel though.
>>336087813
Read the Iwata Asks. It was always a painting turf game where you hid in ink, and the squid theme and radness came way later.
>>336084293
They toned down the slut and amped up the pure
>>336088276
they didn't tone down the slut they just took away all of Callies sluttiness and gave it to Marie.
She also got all of Callies bitchiness.
