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How do we enter the Sacred Realm /v/?
>>336035560
Die of old age or a courageous act.
we don't
we're on /v/
The sacred realm is fictional.
Get three stones from a talking tree, a fat rock creature, and a horny pre-teen fish.
I get the feeling some of you may stop after the fish.
>>336037230
because that's the end.
>>336035560
>When you see it.
Clever OP, breddy clever.
>>336037491I have no idea what you're talking about
>>336037230
That's just to get the Master-Sword you dumb tripfag
you have to work as a stable boy and clean up after all the animals until some imp with a fat ass tells you to life your master sword from the deep
>>336037838
and then you go to the sacred realm you retard
>>336037838
Its also how you open the Door of Time, which leads to the Sacred Realm. Silly.
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>>336037864
>life your master sword from the deep
No grammatical errors can keep from understanding what this means
>>336038052
the sacred realm is the place where the triforce rests, by association wielding the master sword gives you access to it. all you need after pulling it out from the base is the right sage
>>336037742I think he's trying to allude to loss, but it's a stretch
>>336038227
I think you need the Song too, but yeah. Link was literally steps away from getting it, then Rauru figured "Nah, lets put him in a coma for seven years first."
>>336038431
In Skyward Sword all Link needed to do was the appropriate ceremony for sealing Demise and then he could enter.
In Twilight Princess, it's the world between the Twilight and Hyrule, though never visited.
>>336037864
In my game-going-into machine I used to smell malon and she smelled like animal poop in 2006 and she wouldn't see me but she knew i was there and i touched her boobs and she smelled like animal poop it was nasty but i got to touch her boobs and it was good but the smell was bad but i liked her boobs adult malon not kid malon as kid malon doesnt have boobs while adult malon has good boobs but smells like animal poop kid malon also smells like animal poop but doesnt have boobs thats why i like adult malon but i lost my game-going-into machine after 2006
>>336038903
All of Lon Lon Ranch is a pseudo sexual metonymy for growing up. All those lazy days with the redhead of your dreams, lots of mooing and putting animals out to pasture.
It's all Freudian.
>>336039683
That's deep
>>336039719
It's all in the_ass.
>>336038427
>Some random anon keeping a thread alive that has no discussion going on to the point of talking to themselves.
I wonder.
