>He licks his game controller clean
>>335952593
you fucking what
>>335952593
I eat the dirt between the controller
>>335952593
I have never heard of anyone doing this, OP
>>335952759
Girls do it all the time.
I know what you're thinking.
I've been thinking it ever since I got here, "why, oh why didn't I take the blue pill?"
NOBODY DOES THIS RIGHT
>he's gay
Anyone else like to eat this as a snack?
>mom asks about your controller cleaner dwarf
>>335952593
>have a leather chair
>when it's hot as fuck and I sweat and my sweat gets collected in the indentation of the sitting part
>slurp it up like a little cat
get on my level, normie
>this thread
>>335953090
I eat my scabs but its because they have a neat crunch and taste like blood. How is that even pleasurable? Do you just like licking things?
>friend invites you over to play vidya
>asks you to help him tidy up first once you arrive
>>335953206
well, I used to smell my chair because it always smell like balls, which made me slightly aroused, than once there was a sweat puddle and I was interested how it tastes so I slurped it up. Been doing it since, because it's easier than to clean it up.
>>335953036
>>335953090
>>335953330
Fridgebro was a fucking legend. We got him to leave that sour cream at his neighbor's front door.
>>335953541
How is that bullshit easier than a fucking towel.
threads like this shouldn't exist
>>335952593
>she licks my dick clean
>"Hey man, guess what?"
>"What?"
>"I got a new console!"
>Go over to his house
>Look at the console
>It's a Lexibook wii ripoff
>He made you seem interested in what was a fucking Lexibook wii ripoff
post yfw I guess
>take keyboard and flip it upside down right onto my face
delicious candy
>>335953330
I wonder what he looks like
>he doesn't lick the door handles at gamestop
>>335954431
That's illegal on some planets, you know.
>>335953775
dono, I'm too lazy to leave the room, plus I got used to it by now. It's part of the summer nightly fap ritual.
>>335954029
>tfw you buy a jimmy and she says no it's okay we're going to watch anime
>reading this thread
>>335953330
I've seen the worst guro in the world and this actually sickens and disgusts me, human mutilation is fine but holy fuck that sour cream
>>335955641
What is happening here, is he shotgunning eggnog or something?
>>335952593
>>335952732
>>335953036
>>335953051
He eats with his hands instead 9f properly eating with a knife and fork
>>335956431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXslXvCs1Mk
>>335955641
this guy is going to get throat cancer, i swear to god..
>>335957454
>that cactus video
>>335957454
>>335957676
This vid is a fucking nightmare: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugOn3hBUOgY
I can't believe a person would do that to himself.
