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I wish I could be as happy and fat as Steven Seagal.

>>335947456
bitch aint buyin it

>>335947230
Steven segal cracks me up, everything that fat old fuck is hilarious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FimDHc0-ViU

>>335948386
Without gay music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VM9gMR4z5I

>cast Seagal as Negan
>but don't tell him Negan's the antagonist
>???
>profit

>>335947456
Is he just destined to churn out shitty movies until he dies

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>>335948528
Flails his arms around like an autist while the girl doesn't even pay attention to him

He is like anonymous personified.

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>>335947230
Getting old sucks, the guy had Spike Spiegel hair once.

Someone trying to force /tv/ memes on /v/ again
Getting deja vu.

>>335949058
yeah
honestly, if you've got to pick a 9 to 5, churning out substandard movies is probably one of the best ones.

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>>335949579
he is a weeaboo that got to live the dream and even be called both sensei AND senpai. And see Kelly LeBrocke naked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E1NFckaDqU